FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

Status
Not open for further replies.
idosometimes said:
Chris is coming to the correct conclusion on legality of incest, but for the wrong reasons. It isn't about him believing that people should be free to do what they want as long as participants consent. Chris wants incest because he believes it could have helped someone like him. He also has a thing for Barb apparently.
Click to expand...

A big problem that Chris sees is that no one taught him how to date, or approach women. He did this "Dating Advice" writeup where he basically put his parents in as educational aids.

This is probably part of that rational. IE: Chris thinks that since the school won't teach him and the other high functioning exceptional tards, that it's perfectly acceptable for his mother to teach him.

That and yeah, he probably has something for Barb. Possibly a two way street since Bob was so old and Barb really needed a man like creature for various tender moments, and Chris was about the only one that wasn't positively horrified with her.

Or, like the vagina thing, maybe Chris thought sharing these feelings would make him more 'girly' in the eyes of his potential China.
 
  • Informative
  • Optimistic
  • Feels
Reactions: Aegeus, Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4, Karen Riley and 6 others
JULAY said:
Sixteen pages and nobody posted this?

ImWorkingOnIt.png
Click to expand...

Fkinglie.png
 
  • Late
  • Islamic Content
  • Feels
Reactions: Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4, Karen Riley, The Dude and 11 others
Manly-Chicken said:
No, this confirms that Chris literally HAS been fantasizing raping EVERY woman he comes across.
Click to expand...

Well, we know that. But maybe mommy dearest can help with his sexual frustration, is what I'm saying. Those two deserve eachother, and from the way they act, they might as well be in an incestuous relationship already anyway.
 
  • Feels
  • Optimistic
Reactions: The Dude, Vault Boy and Ray Streip
ZehnBoat said:
does chris literally think all his social awkwardness would have gone away if he had a lot more sex?
Click to expand...
Chris has a very virgin (though ultimately correct) view of the importance of sex as a social activity and rite of passage. He puts the cart before the horse. He doesn't get that sex isn't as important as the stuff that leads to to sex. Sex does lead to more sex and is integral for all adult relationships, but you need the base of social activity to get sex. Chris thinks that people just have sex and then are accepted as adults. That earlier sex would have given him access to the adult dating and sex-without-pay world. Not how it works.
Lipitor said:
It's like when you're at the bar trying to hit on a 10/10 qt3.14, but only her 7/10 friend is into you. Ideally you'd like to go home with the hotter girl, but as the night wears on you'll open up the possibility of going home with the 7/10... Except in Chris's situation his 7/10 is a completely socially unacceptable choice of his mother.
Click to expand...
Chris has a limited social circle. His objects of desire are high school girls, pictures sent by trolls, and "gal pals" at the lesbian bar. He can only relate to those he knows, and that is very few people.
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
A big problem that Chris sees is that no one taught him how to date, or approach women. He did this "Dating Advice" writeup where he basically put his parents in as educational aids.
Click to expand...
Yeah. Chris never did the stuff that normal people do. He is only partly to blame here. He has the mind of a 5 year old, so some of his craziness can't be helped. His parents are at fault too for letting him be a little pants-shitting non-bathing weirdo. Slow-in-the-minds who mocked him and left him out of social can be blamed too. He doesn't have the base social skills to engage with people. He thinks he missed school that day though, not that such things were learned through experiences that don't include playing pokemen with 8 year olds when you are 25.
 
  • Informative
  • Feels
  • Like
Reactions: daddys little homo, Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4, Karen Riley and 6 others
I think Chris constantly overshares and reveals way too much personal info because he's too dumb to realize that's what he's doing.

He takes the "Everyone is entitled to their opinion" platitude as gospel and therefore he should never be ashamed to share his opinion. I think he's just too thick to get that by giving his positive opinion on incest he's making himself look like a freak and admitting a lot more about what people already suspected in his personal life than he realizes.

Because in his mind its "Just my opinion" and he's heard you can't be faulted for having one before so what's the harm in sharing it? :c
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Aegeus, Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4, SonicBoom and 6 others
Ok, power leveling for context here, but when I was in high school there was an autistic kid who was at least at Chris level or lower. He now has a job and a wife. It IS possible to overcome 'kick the autistic', but you need some kind of support system beyond constant coddling. Barb just wanted to keep her pet boy for as long as she could..
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: Aegeus, Gunslinger, CouldUseAPizza and 20 others
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back