Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Aidean should have been in Early Intervention or Head Start years ago. Somehow I don't think that his borderline retarded mother attempting to get him caught up less than a week before he begins school is going to do the trick.
The worst part is that I’m sure she’s a terrible teacher, and terrible teachers do more harm than good. She’s got zero patience and is probably screaming at him for not instantly understanding what she’s showing him. It’s entirely possible Aidean doesn’t even know his numbers yet, let alone how to subtract or add them.

Teaching math to kids with learning disadvantages (let alone disabilities) is hard, even for those who have endless patience and know how not to traumatize a child. You can bet Kim is giving him an extra aversion to math and probably reading as well.
 
Someone reassure me please, cause that US pic looks pretty legit compared to her past thefts.
I admit, I thought the same thing and my heart skipped a beat. The date on it is August 16, which was yesterday, and it seems pretty fortuitous for her to find an ultrasound with the same date as her post. I also am mildly surprised she's intelligent enough to consider those details.

If you zoom in on the small text at the top of the truncated second image, you can see that the ultrasound was performed at "UHWC". I am hoping that this is short for University Health Women's Care, the outpatient obstetrics and gynecology service at the University Health Truman Medical Center, affiliated with the University of Missouri at Kansas City. I did find another image result for an ultrasound performed at the same location and am going to do some digging to see if I can find more information.

I know that "University Health Women's Care" is a pretty generic name, but Kim has posted legitimate images from ultrasounds performed at the University of Arkansas. If I recall correctly, those all indicated they were performed at "UAMS Health" (University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences).

However. There is a UAMS obstetrics and gynecology outpatient clinic located in Little Rock, and it's called the UAMS Health Women's Center, which obviously could be abbreviated UHWC.

Since it's Sammie, I'll say it's fake until proven otherwise, but if it is, she did a much better job than I'd expect from her.
 
I can't remember what my ultrasounds looked like but don't they have an area with the patient's name on them? I wouldn't believe anything she shows unless it has her name, her doctor's name and the date on it.
Yes, generally the printed images include the patient name, date of birth, age, and medical record number, as well as the name of the physician who ordered the ultrasound and the platform used to perform it. In the case of fetal ultrasound, they usually also contain the date of the woman's last menstrual period and the gestational age of the fetus in weeks and days.

I did a Google Image Search to see if I could find a source for the image Sammie posted and I'm equal parts horrified and grimly unsurprised that so many women post their ultrasound images publicly without redacting ANY of the identifying information. I only looked briefly but it seemed vastly more common to post them totally unredacted than otherwise.
 


Oh my fucking god.

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She pronounced a typo. This bitch said "stubbron". Merciful Christ, if you're up there, please call this fetus home to you sooner rather than later, for it is mcfucking doomed.
I hope someone will correct me if my calculations are off, but if her due date is March 7, she's just barely 11 weeks pregnant. There are still almost 30 weeks for Mother Nature to intervene. That said, with a normal ultrasound at 11-14 weeks gestation, the odds of carrying to term are good.

I'm still willing to bet against this pregnancy ending in a live birth. I mean, it's Sammie. Fucking look at her. She's not exactly the picture of health.
 
Yeah no way Sammie being actually pregnant is gonna end better than Kim's most recent pregnancy.

Any bets on how long it'll take to yeet itself from Sammie's cursed uterus and/or how deformed it will be?

This thread about to take another hard turn into southern Gothic territory *sigh*
 
I'm still willing to bet against this pregnancy ending in a live birth. I mean, it's Sammie. Fucking look at her. She's not exactly the picture of health.
I'm with you here.
This thread does not have a high success rate for viable pregnancies, Sabrina being the blessed exception.

When the Queen Tarded One was pregnant with Mermaid (or was it Nutella?) the collective prayers of this thread were answered.
Inshallah it will happen again for Princess Tard.

I never thought I'd see myself willing a fetus to yoink itself out of a woman's uterus again but that's what the Sammieverse thread does for you.

Edit: Forgot Sammies sister's name
 
Did this bitch really come out of nowhere, after what, three plus years of boring ass non-content, with Kim and Sarge (and Tonka) having to carry the load for her-
This heffa, whom we all had hoped was blessedly sterile or at least on Depo Provera, who has faked close to ten dozen pregnancies, who knows almost nothing about being pregnant despite having two children she doesn’t raise-
Our Sammie, somehow managed to get this Fent Zombie or some other nignog to impregnate her.
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Congrats? I wouldn’t trust either one to hold a door open for me much less raise a child. Any chance Mama Bushart will take this mite if it survives?
 
Our Sammie, somehow managed to get this Fent Zombie or some other nignog to impregnate her.
Conspiracy: the sperm that made it to the Sammie-egg are from when she and this mummied motherfucker (akshully) first got together, but they are so nodded out they only just recently arrived in the uterus.
 
Holy. Shit. Is it awful to hope that fetus yeets itself out of her clown car uterus? Mama Bushart must be going nuts.
I think if we come together collectively as people who read this thread and manifest/pray/wish it, God might hear us again. Just like he heard us with Kim.

RIP mermaid baby though you lived briefly outside the womb and I'm sorry that, that short time was painful.

It's always the worst type of people who get lucky with conceiving like this. (:_(
 
I don't think he's shooting blanks or Sammie's ever been on BC so much as a fertilized egg got (un)lucky and managed to not yeet itself immediately. Hopefully it will still nope out before gaining any sentience or awareness like Nutella.

If it somehow survives no doubt it'll be given to Mama Shart immediately (and probably still have tons of fucked up health problems).
 
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