Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[the weeknd warrior]

101 level CompTIA books

Never doubted that she was just helpdesk. In 2023, telling people to not click that amazon.co.uk.cn password reset link is considered cybersecurity. I hate dumb people.

 

[Xenomorph]

Imagine the shock the rental office gets when they see this fat orca herpling in demanding a top floor unit.

 

[Ann Berlin]

Im pretty sure we are in a housing shortage, and even the best people are finding it hard to get housing.

No housing shortage I'm pretty sure, just that rent rates are absolutely bonkers in the US right now for anyplace that isn't rural. Shitholes, especially 1br+ shitholes are going for $1,500+. They also want you to earn 2x-3x the rent monthly.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

No housing shortage I'm pretty sure, just that rent rates are absolutely bonkers in the US right now for anyplace that isn't rural. Shitholes, especially 1br+ shitholes are going for $1,500+. They also want you to earn 2x-3x the rent monthly.

It all depends where she is looking. People move for different reasons, such as being close to family, kids, jobs, hobbies, etc. So, Amber has no hobbies that require her to move closer. If she was a downhill skier, Colorado would be it, but no. She has no kids, so not an issue. Her job can be done anywhere. So, I suppose that she is moving in Oklahoma to be close to her mother. Otherwise she would stay in Lexington. Fortunately for her, a quick check of flats in the area leads to a few 1-bedroom flats in the $1,000 - $1,500 range following her criteria. I think her problem will be to find one on the ground floor.

I think that Jade is staying in Lexington and this is why she is there once in a while. She might have taken another flat at the Henry for what we know.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Wow, she really does have boobs right up to her neck. And when you realize that she doesnt carry much of her weight in the chest … the mind boggles. Baron Harkonnenlynn.

 

[TardiX]

It's probably just Jade who's moving and Hambone is just LARPing like when little kids mimic doing homework like their older siblings or grown up busy things like their parents. All she's done is clickity clack on the laptop pretending she has priorities. Who tf needs to go through their Christmas decorations?

 

[_justlurking]

This is my prediction if the bitch does move to Oklahoma: https://www.apartments.com/level-urban-apartments-oklahoma-city-ok/p77b2kr/

Something about it just screams ALR to me. It seems to have a lot of features she mentioned but HEY. That's just a THEORY.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Who packs up before finding a place? Who?

Fat spastics who literally cannot wipe their own arses never mind do anything else for themselves.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

This is my prediction if the bitch does move to Oklahoma: https://www.apartments.com/level-urban-apartments-oklahoma-city-ok/p77b2kr/

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Something about it just screams ALR to me. It seems to have a lot of features she mentioned but HEY. That's just a THEORY.

Haha, it’s located in deep deuce.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

How many times has she quit soda?

Fixed her sleeping schedule?

Felt like shit?

Her base gets rest each time she reaches a new highest weight.

She is happy she is at 532, a weight that would have terrified her at the begin of her "weight loss journey."

8 pounds in two days could mean a lot things :

1. She is actually dieting (fat chance)

2. She managed not to eat 10,000 mgs of sodium for once in her life (most likely what happened)

3. Ozempic is secretly back in the mix ( I wouldn't be surprised; she needs to slim down for a new feeder/the move)

4. She is lying ( Another reasonable answer)

5. She actually has some disease that will cause her to lose weight even though she is still pigging out. ( Praise upon Allah, may this be the case tho if Chantal is still kicking then I don't see it happening yet. Mid forties seems to be the cut off for female Death Fats.)

 

[Thumb Butler]

Who packs up before finding a place? Who?

Someone with 10,000 journals, nothing but spare time, and no butler around anymore.

 

[D_Tractor]

Wow, she really does have boobs right up to her neck. And when you realize that she doesnt carry much of her weight in the chest … the mind boggles. Baron Harkonnenlynn.

Her current bra is several cup sizes too big for her and possibly padded. To see what her breasts really look like watch her old videos with the infamous beige (formerly white) bra that she wore every day.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

I think the only reason she'd really bother packing up her journals and heaving that shelf into a U-Haul would be for a new caretaker/chaufeur. She probably thinks that if she can get (geographically) close enough to her family, she can bully them into feeling obligated to come over and help her or drive her places she needs to go (like she did with Destiny). She said in the last video that she THINKS she knows her moving date, which hints that she might not have even given notice for moving out yet. She still might be waiting to see if she can hook someone to move in with her. I don't think she's worried about the cost of the new apartment - as she's still making at least half of what she was during her channel's peak (which is a decent amount of money for how little she works). And let's be real, she's complained about EVERY state she's lived in. Well, except for California - which is probably due to a combination of some sort of nostalgia combined with a distortion of it's reality from watching shows like 90210 as a kid. Well, that and her life REALLY starting to spiral once she left California (as that coincided with her aging out of the system and no longer being taken care of by her generous foster parents).

(Though, I believe Amber's bitching about where she lives is what 12-step groups refer to as 'pulling a geographical' - where you think the key to you no longer being a POS lies in living somewhere else).

Her base gets reset each time she reaches a new highest weight every few months.

Fixed it for you. Although this iteration definitely feels like she's trying to seal the deal with another potential in her DMs. She's trying to prove that SHE CAN BECOME A BETTER PERSON - she just needs the "right support" to do so.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

8 pounds in two days could mean a lot things :

It could mean she weighed herself after a meal one day and after a shit the next. I could show myself losing 8 lbs in 24 hours by simply eating and then chugging a ton of water when I wake up then weighing myself before I shit. Then the next day just skip all the consumption and weigh post-toilet.

But that's more effort than she would put in. It'd be even easier for her to just weigh after a dump and then after she eats her 3rd doordash and claim it's 2 different days.

Again, this is all assuming she actually wants to even pretend any of this is real. The most likely outcome is she made it the fuck up.

All of this ignoring that weighing oneself every day or every other day isn't recommended because a 1-2% fluctuation in weight from day to day is expected.

And all the above making me more MATI than I should ever be. But probably because I'm currently surrounded by tons of ultrafats who are inconveniencing everyone around them, and definitely have the same bullshit mindset about weight loss.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

It’s going to be interesting to see where she ends up, and if she tells some little white lies to get there. @_justlurking posted a likely contender above (despite me thinking it’d be a bit ‘tight’ for our gorl) but the pet thing confuses me. You are allowed 2 dogs AND/OR 2 cats? As someone who moves frequently and collects animals like I’m a real life Pokemon trainer the ‘how many pets’ question is always the most interesting. I doubt anyone would care about an extra cat (at least until they start marking) but she has 1 animal above what is normally allowed and that’ll narrow her search parameters considerably. Plus she needs a ground floor unit. Gorl had better hope she hasn’t put in her notice to quit yet, nothing stresses you quicker than house hunting on a deadline.

Hopefully she does the right thing and leaves the animals with Jade, she is in no physical condition to properly care for herself let alone those furbies and Twinkie has never looked better since Jade arrived. I predict dire health consequences should the pets travel with Amber.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Again, this is all assuming she actually wants to even pretend any of this is real. The most likely outcome is she made it the fuck up.

All of this ignoring that weighing oneself every day or every other day isn't recommended because a 1-2% fluctuation in weight from day to day is expected.

We assume that she wants to become of normal weight, namely 120 to 150 pounds, but I questioned the amount of weight that Amber really wants to lose. I think that it is much higher, in the 400 pounds range. First, all her diets are short and would not allow her to reach below this number. Second, she quit Ozempic when she was in the low 400, thus, for her, she had reached her uptimal goal weight. Third, Amber's greatest fear is sagging skin. Any weight lower would accentuate the sagging and Amber loves the way she looks.

I think that she was scare of WLS because to would mean that she would not be able to eat as much as she wants and if she loses too much weight, it would highlight the sagging skin.

Amber wants to be seen as losing weight, but not really doing it. As with Chantal, she hates exercise. She complaints about her lymphodema but refuses to do the simplest things, such as bandaging. Amber is not really interested in improving her mobility. She wants someone to drive her around and going to stores that have mobility chairs. I do not buy that she is not using them.

 

[HackerX]

This is my prediction if the bitch does move to Oklahoma: https://www.apartments.com/level-urban-apartments-oklahoma-city-ok/p77b2kr/

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Something about it just screams ALR to me. It seems to have a lot of features she mentioned but HEY. That's just a THEORY.

It's interesting to contrast the reasoning a normal human would live in an urban environment with ALR reasoning.

The fundamental benefit is everything is within walking distance, but you're paying for it. She doesn't walk anywhere, lol.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Her face is doing that thing again and I can't unsee it...

Her face is starting to look like Jigsaw:

It’s going to be interesting to see where she ends up...

(well, maybe not in Philadelphia...)

In all seriousness, hopefully she at least gives up Wasabi (to either Jade or properly adopted out - not just making him 'disappear' outside). She doesn't really care about any of her pets, but she cares about him the least (as he's not as affectionate towards her as Rarity or Twinkie). And she won't even brush HER OWN hair; no way she has ever bothered to brush his. And he's been avoiding her like the plague ever since she THREW HIM OVER HER SHOULDER when he was a kitten. It would really be a win-win.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

You guys that are pondering the whole '3 pets puts her out of the limit' thing are overthinking things.

She'll just admit to only Twonk and Rarity. Wasabi won't be mentioned and will simply be silently moved in. End of story.

That is, if she doesn't get rid of him first. We all know he's the least favorite of her pets.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Wasabi could be such a pretty kitty if he was properly groomed. Well, all the pets would look better if they were better taken care of. Twinkie only recently lost weight in the Jade era because she was actually walked for once. Still, Wasabi gets the real short end of the stick being a long furred cat and the one that gets the least attention. I keep forgetting that Amber even has him since we usually see Twinkie and sometimes Rarity.