Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

So Nick did a LOCALS stream. He tweeted about it even.

How do you think he did in numbers?

So he has ~150 paying subscribers (this was a supporter exclusive stream) That is 750 USD per month as a floor for his subscriptions. Interesting that people still pay while he averages 20-40 when not streaming.

This was taken halfway through, and I am working on a summary of the topics.

 

[Captain Manning]

The real bonus for Nick is that his Discord bullied out all except for a few women. How was he going to get ass photos from his Discord?

Was there ever really that many women in Nick's Discord? Back in the 2019-2020 timeframe, before I left, there was like Perception Check, and maybe two others. Did he pick up more when he was doing trial coverage?

I always thought that was weird too, because Vic has a legion of fangirls.

One of his big streams was the FuniLeaks stream where Nick played all the DBZ dub VA clips like the one with Goku talking about the faggot-ass clothes. He got like 10-11K viewers that night and was the second most viewed stream on Youtube (beside that instrumental rap beats stream).

Was that the biggest one? I can't remember. I think the Ty Beard one continued on past 9000.

Regardless, I just know there was a few Vic shows that pulled in way more than the 2500 @Pippa's Greasy KB's cited.

We all know for a fact he's not pulling in the numbers he did when he was covering trials, but I have my doubts if he's even pulling in average Vic level numbers now. He definitely not pulling in Vic-era superchats.

 

[AnOminous]

I always thought that was weird too, because Vic has a legion of fangirls.

They had already had their own forum for some time.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

IIRC average was 2-3K for anything Vic related and maybe 1K for other streams.

Yeah, that's what I was referring to. Not the one off streams. I suppose peak was the wrong word to use.

 

[Swole McPole]

Let's consider that Hedonism 2 employees like Ricardo and Romaine aren't allowed to have sex with guests

While they definitely have a formal rule that says employees can't fuck the guests, these are dirt poor Jamaicans servicing wealthy porcine Americans in Jamaica in search of black meat. Of course they're going to fuck the guests, and 99% of the time, management will absolutely turn a blind eye to it.

I bet this is one of those 'permissive' rules. They aren't in place to be regularly enforced. They're in place to give management a legitimate reason to get shut of the gigolos when they rinse one too many customers out of too much money.

Fat American Swingers: "But we loved Romaine and Ricardo? How can you possibly get rid of them?"
Hedonism management: "Sorry folks. Shagging the guests constitutes gross misconduct. Our hands are tied."

 

[RotPockets]

Hasn't he mentioned the 3 streams a week obligation and that's how we came up with the 12 streams a month thing? We don't know if the contract says per week or per month or even per year but I can see it having a per week clause and a total clause. I can also see nick thinking he can just fall back on the total and use that to argue for his renegotiation. Like he thinks he can barely stream for 3 weeks+ and 'make up' for it with previous/coming months streams where he 'overshot' the target.

He probably already knows he’s not getting renewed on Rumble, that’s why he has mentally checked out and is throwing a tantrum by not streaming. He’s a petulant little bitch and when things don’t go his way he throws the chessboard off the table so he can cope with “I didn’t lose, I quit”. He’s been acting like a little faggot ever since Crowder gave him a reality check about his significance in the world of streaming. Not even a ‘has-been’ just a another ‘never-was’, much like Keffals. I’ve never seen such a small amount of attention go to someone’s head so fast outside of those two.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Is this part of his florida trip? When was it again?

 

[Captain Manning]

He probably already knows he’s not getting renewed on Rumble, that’s why he has mentally checked out and is throwing a tantrum by not streaming. He’s a petulant little bitch and when things don’t go his way he throws the chessboard off the table so he can cope with “I didn’t lose, I quit”. He’s been acting like a little faggot ever since Crowder gave him a reality check about his significance in the world of streaming. Not even a ‘has-been’ just a another ‘never-was’, much like Keffals. I’ve never seen such a small amount of attention go to someone’s head so fast outside of those two.

I disagree on one point here. He received positive attention from Null a lot of site members in a way I haven't really seen before or since. There was even an entire subforum created due to the Vic saga. Therefore, I wouldn't exactly say he's like Keffals. Nobody ever liked Keffals. I'd say he's closer to his senpai Dick Masterson. Once upon a time, Dick was respected in these parts too.

As for the rest of what you're saying though, I agree. He's extremely petulant. This downfall is entirely of his own making.

 

[Hraf]

He doesn't seem that stressed about making the threshold for this month, so either he's allowed to take off a month or he convinced them to waive the requirement for this month because he was going to draw so much attention at Anime Matsuri.

It must be so hard having to work 40 hours per month. I can see why he needs all the vacations he takes. Sometimes you just need to get away!

But since March, Nick has been on a steady downhill trajectory. In late February Nick was at 477k subs, and now stands at 468k. That's a 1.89% loss in roughly 6 months.

By way of comparison, James Stephanie Sterling was at 798k subs at that same point in February and is now at 776k. That's a 2.76% loss in roughly 6 months.

I wonder if he'll also do negative milestone streams to talk about how much it doesn't bother him. If he promised if do 24-hour livestreams for passing positive milestones, maybe he'll promise to not stream when he passes negative ones. There's a really good chance he might actually keep those promises for once.

I wonder if the next drama Coomalot will milk for months are rumors about him fucking Kayla, I can totally see him posting a picture of her in his house or hotel room on twitter just to farm clicks

"On my bed with Not-Kayla! What are we going to do?? Tee-hee!"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Was there ever really that many women in Nick's Discord? Back in the 2019-2020 timeframe, before I left, there was like Perception Check, and maybe two others. Did he pick up more when he was doing trial coverage?

I always thought that was weird too, because Vic has a legion of fangirls.

Maybe 5-6 regulars. Not many, for sure. The server was always a dude-bro man-space--totally fine, but something that casual normies of the XX genotype would find off-putting.

The girls congregated in the fan club space, as far as I can tell due the the containment of unironic 'sqee-ing' that I witnessed.

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Is this part of his florida trip? When was it again?

Is this Nick taking shots at Chrissie and Lila by calling them un-funny? Or is this me mis-reading a self-deprecating joke. I honestly cannot tell.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Hihglights of Nick's LOCALS Stream:

Spoiler: Highlights

- Nick starts whinging about a 3 week holiday with 7 people getting his car too packed with things and not being able to find one thing.

- Nick complains Corpus Christie's Mustang Island is so remote and hot, but he will start back home tomorrow with a short stop to have dinner with Vic in DFW.

- He TOTALLY planned to stream, but it NEVER works out.

- He is about to get more busy after Labour Day with school and kids. But once he gets his schedule set he wants to hang out in LOCALS chat instead of adding a stream with extra time. It is more work to do streams and he would have to find more topics then.

He knows he will have to cover Trump, but he is tired of it because he thinks each indictment is based on the same issue: presidential immunity. He might (read: will not) do a video series on it.

HE DOES NOT MIND DOING SHOW PREP! HE JUST MINDS READING UP ON TRUMP ALL THE TIME!

Yes, he said this...

- Nick is going to open up or emcee for Chrissie Mayer's comedy appearance in St. Cloud MN on October 21st. He will have a meet-up structured around it.

- He enjoyed taking his 5 year old to the Peppa Pig park.

- Kayla joins off-camera to tell a story about their USS Lexington tour. Her 5 year old apparently freaked out because they found a 'threek' in the captain's mess--distinct from a 'fork' by the number of tines. She is now in search of a 'fiveth'. Nick says a chopstick is a 'unick' and a pickle fork is a 'dork'.

- He is not sure if he is being part of Nerdrotics Cannonball Run drive. He says he will ask when it is to see if he can.

- He was so tired from the meet-up, so he was not sure if he was up to doing a show.

- He had a rant about how stupid and useless sea turtles are for causing paper straws to be adopted in Florida. He makes a Lahaina joke in the dumb rant where he also says that he wants to do what he wants and jokes about wanting slaves and Jews inventing things and creating the need for it to make money.

- Nick supposedly has Ryan Long and Larry Correia confirmed for his interview show. He wants to work his Coleman connection to get Harmeet Dillhon. He just has to schedule the first 2. Brandon Herrara and Donut Operator are people he would like to get on.

- Cecil, Masterson, Camelot and Branca are coming to his Nashville show. Larry Foreman, Baker, and Kurt are maybe's. He is not going to be able to hang out on the Friday before the show. The front-row seats are coming with Nick's still-to-be-defined VIP package.

- Nick also wants to do a series of videos on the double standard on how it is always a man's fault if a woman has sex while intoxicated and she regrets it because she can never consent. He thinks it is part of a systematic destruction of society.

How is THAT a series??? He will not do it, but what would he have for more than 2 videos?

- He says he wants to stream LIVE around his Nashville event.

Like he DIDN'T do in Houston at all with MORE fellow creators around?

- He will cover Kourtney Clenney day trial. He is also interested in the Crumbley case. The suitcase murderer he is not so excited about, but will probably do. The chick who threw a baby in the trash is also on his list.

 

[Potatoherder]

He knows he will have to cover Trump, but he is tired of it because he thinks each indictment is based on the same issue: presidential immunity. He might (read: will not) do a video series on it.

HE DOES NOT MIND DOING SHOW PREP! HE JUST MINDS READING UP ON TRUMP ALL THE TIME!

Nick should just call it quits on that stuff. There are so many better people like Barnes and Gouveia that blow his commentary out of the water. Plus it's clear Nick only jumped on Trump support as a grift.

Nick also wants to do a series of videos on the double standard on how it is always a man's fault if a woman has sex while intoxicated and she regrets it because she can never consent. He thinks it is part of a systematic destruction of society.

Going back to the red pill talking points after he found out the wine mom audience wasn't as big as he has hoped.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Hihglights of Nick's LOCALS Stream

Nick is such a whiny bitch. Does anyone genuinely enjoy his nonstop litany of complaints? How is that a show?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Nick licked his own self inflicted imaginary wound and then licked camelot's balls.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I don't think anyone is asking Nick "How did you find time to stream?"

He barely streams at all at this point to the point where the question itself is laughable.

 

[Retink Retunk]

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Nick licked his own self inflicted imaginary wound and then licked camelot's balls.

Youtube takes work, but Flaggot doesn't edit shit, he low effort streams. Also, all of these people are whores to the system even if they pretend they're not, they're Youtube employees and nothing more. Except Youtube doesn't even have to pay them.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Nick licked his own self inflicted imaginary wound and then licked camelot's balls.

They mean you get to work for yourself on things that solely interest you, not that you live a life of perfect leisure. Most people are not lucky enough to work purely on their own interests.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Has the lazy fuck just been on vacation for the last three weeks? Doesn't he have a contract that says 15 streams a month or whatever the number was?

He doesn't seem that stressed about making the threshold for this month, so either he's allowed to take off a month or he convinced them to waive the requirement for this month because he was going to draw so much attention at Anime Matsuri.

Hasn't he mentioned the 3 streams a week obligation and that's how we came up with the 12 streams a month thing? We don't know if the contract says per week or per month or even per year but I can see it having a per week clause and a total clause. I can also see nick thinking he can just fall back on the total and use that to argue for his renegotiation. Like he thinks he can barely stream for 3 weeks+ and 'make up' for it with previous/coming months streams where he 'overshot' the target.

To noseguard a bit, I'd speculate that Nick negotiated his summer break into his Rumble contract.

Nick essentially disappeared for two months last year for AM/HedonismII/Tampa even before he went full retard.

About that. Nick has a contract with Rumble. Why was he the organizer for the YouTuber corner? Why did his banner have a YT-style play button on it and not a Rumble logo?

This is a good point that I hadn't considered, the conflict between AM's YT involvement, if only informal and Nick's Rumble contract terms.

As to why AM's banners feature YT over Rumble, it can easily be explained by the fact that none of the other YT corner personalities have much to do with Rumble AFAICT.

Nick's the only one beholden to alt tech and has been essentially run off the mainstream.

He also "kinda" did trial streams, so maybe that cover the time amount stipulated.

Don't think trial streams count towards Rumble and Locals obligations.

Nick made it very clear upon signing the initial Rumble deal that he maintained rights to daytime trial streams, as at the time, Nick still considered those a separate cash cow.

Nick supposedly has Ryan Long and Larry Correia confirmed for his interview show

Would be interesting to see how Ryan Long vibes with Nick.

He's still on the rise. He's also very absurdist and jokey.

Long's not afraid to be crude. I could see it going either way.

I fear it could also go the same way it does when Joe Rogan has an actually talented and funny comedian on, but all the jokes don't land because Rogan's too thick and has terrible taste in comedy.

Nick is such a whiny bitch. Does anyone genuinely enjoy his nonstop litany of complaints? How is that a show?

I was watching a YT video from a camping YouTuber earlier today that was bitching about all the trials & tribulations of YT content creation and how she got really depressed camping alone for a month in the desert.

She specifically noted how cathartic it was to whine and rant to her audience and it was probably her highlight of the month.

Tens of thousands of people watch her shit. The parasocial aspects of the relationship work both ways.

 

[LiquidKid]

in order to keep good live numbrs you need: consistency of both content and schedule, and Nick doesn't have neither of those.
Imagine being a random subscriber from the Vic-Anime era or Lawtube era, you got interesting law streams almost every day, on a fixed schedule, during trials you got double that, on fridays the shows were more casual, but not degenerate at all, if there was something degenerate it was usually to mock it, not to be part of it.
Reality is very simple, Nick hates being a youtuber, or rather he hates that his popular youtuber persona is something he hates, he wants to be a massive degenerate on camera and wants people to throw money at him for it, and people hate that.
A couple of months ago he was talking about asking FOR MORE money and less stipulations on the contract with Rumble, but I really really doubt Rumble will agree, hell I even doubt they'll renew the contract with Nick if they are aware of the things he does or say (but to be fair to Nick, there's a chance Rumble doesn't look at the streams at all)

After seeing how much money they wasted on Leafy, I’m assuming Rumble is ram either as a money laundering scheme or by literal retards

 

[Bepis]

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Nick licked his own self inflicted imaginary wound and then licked camelot's balls.

Every time he complains about how much work streaming is I think of this Jetsons joke. It must be so taxing doing no show prep and then streaming for 3 hours whenever you feel like it, with the first hour just being bitching about your day.