Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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I have limited sympathy for celebrities no matter how victimised they are by the Hollywood meat grinder, because they can afford the best help that money can buy and instead of getting it, they turn into the groomers themselves as per that clip. There’s almost nothing worse than a victim-turned abuser.
The very moment she uttered "give me their number" I literally felt sick to the stomach in a way that no pictures in the SRS thread has managed to make me feel.
 
I found this in Twitter. I don't know what to say, just watch it.

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Due to the fact that the tweet has zero interaction whatsoever, it makes me think that this was AI generated...
 
I found this in Twitter. I don't know what to say, just watch it.

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Due to the fact that the tweet has zero interaction whatsoever, it makes me think that this was AI generated...
I would fucking love to seen the King Pooner in a superhero movie, watching other actors have to unironically play it straight like this 5'1" ridiculous Pooner is Batman or some shit.
Imagine her trying to do the Christian Bale "I'm Batman!" voice with her wavery Pooner frog voice that always sounds like she's about to cry.
Make the villains she goes up against extra fucking jacked too just to emphasize the stupidity of it, but play it 100% serious and dramatic.
It would hit all my Monty Python humor funny bones at once.
I'd watch it just for pure bizarro world comedy value.
 
Ellen struggles to mutter out some advice to a groomed child. Heartwarming!
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>"I'd tell them that they're being incredibly insensitive and unkind"
Any actual 10yo boy who would follow her advice and say this to his already-skeptical friends would get laughed at and ostracized immediately. But I guess if you lop your tits off and wear ill-fitting clothes you instantly become an expert in young male socialization.
 
>"I'd tell them that they're being incredibly insensitive and unkind"
Any actual 10yo boy who would follow her advice and say this to his already-skeptical friends would get laughed at and ostracized immediately. But I guess if you lop your tits off and wear ill-fitting clothes you instantly become an expert in young male socialization.
that is literally the exact kind of advice that out of touch mothers give to their kids about bullying. pro-tip to all the moms, that stuff never ever works and is more likely to get your kid beat up even harder.
 
The only hope for Ellen and her career is for her to detransition, and then use her high profile to start some kind of outreach support for kids and parents groomed by the cult.
Disagree, at least in terms of an acting career. If she did that they'd unperson her to a degree worse than what Gina Carrano got. Apostates always get it worse than unbelievers.

Though it would be kind of interesting to see if NetFlix would change all the cast references back to Ellen after switching everything to Eliot on Umbrella Academy, come to think of it. That was creepy to a degree I find difficult to express, the sort of shit that would have given Stalin a three day erection, what with Stalin's clumsy photo edits.
 
I would fucking love to seen the King Pooner in a superhero movie, watching other actors have to unironically play it straight like this 5'1" ridiculous Pooner is Batman or some shit.
Imagine her trying to do the Christian Bale "I'm Batman!" voice with her wavery Pooner frog voice that always sounds like she's about to cry.
Make the villains she goes up against extra fucking jacked too just to emphasize the stupidity of it, but play it 100% serious and dramatic.
It would hit all my Monty Python humor funny bones at once.
I'd watch it just for pure bizarro world comedy value.

Jack Nicholson allegedly referred to Michael Keaton as “that wimp” while playing the Joker to his Batman.
Plus Keaton, like Ellen, also had molded plastic abs.
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I think they should get Tim Burton to do a shot for shot remake.

Who would “today’s” Jack Nicholson be?
I think Tom Hardy could do a pretty good unhinged criminal maniac joker rather than Joaquin Phoenix.
 
I wouldn’t fornicate with her even when she was a lesbian, because her forehead is HUGE and she’s built like a fridge.
Ugly whore lol, she was never cute, regardless of what coomers will try to tell you
Why does it have to be so extreme my guy? Any whiff of interest in the opposite sex gets the coomer (or, 5 years ago SIMP; or, 10 years ago "thirsty"; or, if you're in elementary "ewwww cooties") designation. Ellen was attractive. Maybe not to you, but to people who aren't necessarily desperate, but with differing tastes. And you're telling me that is she was still just a standard issue lezzie, you wouldn't try shooting your shot? X... Or maybe not.

Yeah, wasn't it a therapist who told her she was trans in the first place? Anybody who is actually normal and can help her isn't in Hollywood.
Nope, they're normally in the flyover cities they're born in but come to despise and then forsake the moment they move to the big city that's "progressive."

I would fucking love to seen the King Pooner in a superhero movie, watching other actors have to unironically play it straight like this 5'1" ridiculous Pooner is Batman or some shit.
Imagine her trying to do the Christian Bale "I'm Batman!" voice with her wavery Pooner frog voice that always sounds like she's about to cry.
Make the villains she goes up against extra fucking jacked too just to emphasize the stupidity of it, but play it 100% serious and dramatic.
It would hit all my Monty Python humor funny bones at once.
I'd watch it just for pure bizarro world comedy value.
You forgot how she would have to stand on apple crates or the director would have to employ forced-perspective camera tricks (or just CG her into all the shots) to resolve the height disparity.

>"I'd tell them that they're being incredibly insensitive and unkind"
Such a female-brained response.

Any actual 10yo boy who would follow her advice and say this to his already-skeptical friends would get laughed at and ostracized immediately.
And that's the kindest response.
 
I admitted in the Dylan Mulvaney thread and will here, I just want to see their handlers set them up together for the laughs that a broken lesbian and delusional gay man would bring by pretending to dig each other.
At that point, I'd say just give Ellen a MAID. She should have been give a really good therapist over a decade ago but now she's getting really close to being past the point of no return. Sure, it'd be pretty funny if they were forced together but my god there's something about watching someone die via a thousand cuts that's off putting.
 
At that point, I'd say just give Ellen a MAID. She should have been give a really good therapist over a decade ago but now she's getting really close to being past the point of no return. Sure, it'd be pretty funny if they were forced together but my god there's something about watching someone die via a thousand cuts that's off putting.
An educated guess is she was given a really good therapist and they convinced her that the self hate she has at being a lesbian was because she was really a hecking valid straight man.

You have no idea how captured therapy has been by this bullshit and for how long.

Even if she’d went to some CBT rather than quack talk therapy and started crying about wanting to be a pooner they’d have handed her over to some gender cultists rather than risking their career.

Don’t trust mental health professionals.
 
Just saw she had a page... There's a lot of people who shouldn't be in the spotlight, and Ellen is one of them. Whatever issues she has aren't gonna be solved with stage lights and social media. And we all know (((Hollywierd))) is a cult that's at the forefront of pushing the troon shit.

She looked happy as a lesbian with her wife. I have never seen one photo of her as "Elliot Page" where they looked genuinely happy. Always a fake smile or dead in the eyes or on the verge of tears. Because this is the epitome of "happiness".
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>"I'd tell them that they're being incredibly insensitive and unkind"
I get she's on camera and can't go full Hulk Hogan but she could have at least tried give a more male-brained response like "Sign up for some boxing classes, build up your confidence, kid. Don't let anyone hold you down, you're gonna make it."
 
She looked happy as a lesbian with her wife. I have never seen one photo of her as "Elliot Page" where they looked genuinely happy. Always a fake smile or dead in the eyes or on the verge of tears. Because this is the epitome of "happiness".
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She obtained happiness then she got into the troon shit and pushed her wife away.
I'm seeing a future where she 41%'s. There's no recovering from this.


You all seem to have missed her writers strike pics from the 15th in NY so here's a few I grabbed.
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Anyone familiar with the Jazz Jennings thread will recognize Peppermint.
 
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I found this in Twitter. I don't know what to say, just watch it.

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Everytime I see my boy without a shirt on I can't help but pour one out for him.

This little dude spent lord knows how much time doing crunches to get a six pack like that, but zero hint of a v-cut. Really cursed genetics.
 
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