Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It seems like Nick seems more permissive of those things than KF is.

He's all for (his own) freedom of screech.

 

[Captain Manning]

He's all for (his own) freedom of screech.

Which feels more and more like "everything is cool, as long as you don't make fun of me."

He used to be a real decent advocate of not falsely accusing people of illegal sexual stuff, but THAT'S over now.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The full quote is

Honestly this quote wouldn’t have been a big deal if he had spoken in more general terms or “this didn’t happen to my wife, but it happened to my buddy’s wife” — anything for it not to be a direct reference to his own wife. It’s otherwise just a plain speaking recitation of fact.

Are they done having kids? I feel like maybe I read something about a vasectomy or tied tubes. I hope so, anyway.

 

[Captain Manning]

Honestly this quote wouldn’t have been a big deal if he had spoken in more general terms or “this didn’t happen to my wife, but it happened to my buddy’s wife” — anything for it not to be a direct reference to his own wife.

That was basically my impression. I'm not the biggest "wahmen respecter," nor is this site the place for it, but I recall when I heard that I was all like "Jesus dude, that's you're wife!"

I think it's why I've been hands off with Kayla for the most part. I think she might have to put up with enough bullshit from Nick already. I notice she's been absent a lot too. I think it was a mistake to take and post those lingerie pictures, but whatever. It's nothing compared to how Nick's been acting.

Are they done having kids?

I think so, but I'm probably the wrong person to ask. I stopped following him closely like three years ago. It was only since this thread was moved to IF that I've went back to paying much attention. Back in 2019-2020 there were jokes whenever he was absent that he was "off making baby Rackets #6" and I think he replied "no, we're done." Or words to that effect.

 

[Shagedan]

That was basically my impression. I'm not the biggest "wahmen respecter," nor is this site the place for it, but I recall when I heard that I was all like "Jesus dude, that's you're wife!"

That's Our Wife, Nick! You don't go negging her!

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Are they done having kids? I feel like maybe I read something about a vasectomy or tied tubes. I hope so, anyway.

Kayla had some sort of secret surgery a year ago. Nick streamed from their recovery hotel room which had a bed with a weird elevated frame around it, leading to people trying to figure out which one it was.

Nick was jonesing for a while after because the doc said he had to stay off of her for a few weeks.

There was speculation it could have been a boob job, but they don't generally have specific "no sex" restrictions afterwards.

A simple tubal ligation generally doesn't have such long restrictions either since they are done laporoscopically (with a camera, tiny holes) these days with minimally invasive surgery. Same with a vasectomy. It's advised to use a condom for some weeks after until you clear out the old stock, but generally doesn't require complete abstinence.

The "no sex" washout period would suggest some more major abdominal surgery with bigger incisions, possibly a total hysterectomy (they did have quite a bit of trouble conceiving initially, with several losses, suggesting some possible gynecological pathology), an unrelated gynecological problem (ovarian cysts, endometriosis, etc) or a GI problem completely unrelated to her lady bits.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The "no sex" washout period would suggest some more major abdominal surgery with bigger incisions, possibly a total hysterectomy (they did have quite a bit of trouble conceiving initially, with several losses, suggesting some possible gynecological pathology), an unrelated gynecological problem (ovarian cysts, endometriosis, etc) or a GI problem completely unrelated to her lady bits.

I'm betting she got her plumbing ripped out. Now how well does that time with his "worst day." Maybe she got a cancer diagnosis and had to get everything ripped out.

 

[Sock Cucker]

I remember jokes about "vaginal rejuvenation" that were made at that time, but it was soon after Nick remarked about his wife being "wrecked" from having the kids.

With the known difficulty Kayla had miscarrying two (I think), I would suspect a gyn issue that caused pain- maybe uterine or ovarian. Out of an abundance of precaution, a gynecological surgeon will proscribe sex for a couple weeks even after a laparoscopic procedure. Not due to stitches, but they want reduced activity in general- no heavy lifting, etc., while healing occurs. She might well have told Nick it was a few weeks to get some time to herself, and away from his degen behavior.

I get the impression that Kayla just wants to make Nick happy and get some attention. Nick panders to LOCALS= she says "wait, I can join in". Then she sees the blowback, and disappears.
Nick having to drive the kids around may be her doing her best to distract him from his downward spiral. "Keep him busy and he can't get into these parasocial relationships with other women- Hi Mandy!"

I think she has been listening to one of her gal pals, and getting advice on how to keep her man. Boudoir photos posted to make him jealous, Branca flirting the same tactic.
She's just insecure due to Nick's success last year, and has never had any concept of her own self.

I'd bet real money Nick talked her into the tattoos because he likes trashy.

ETA @ feral cat #6385 Nick's "worst day" was because he had to pretend to care about someone else. Even Nick knows if his wife has "woman surgery" he needs to act like he cares. Especially if he can get attention for being sooo saddd.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Nick having to drive the kids around may be her doing her best to distract him from his downward spiral. "Keep him busy and he can't get into these parasocial relationships with other women- Hi Mandy!"

Lmao that’s cute the only highly highly charitable way she would be doing any of this unwillingly would be to keep him in the marriage so she gets that sweet sweet family money. Our wife is a mentally ill whore who wants nigger dick after having to suffer with a gay man she doesn’t love for 20 years for the money. She doesn’t drive the kids around because she is too drugged out to do so. She gets her fish heads blown out not because balldo man wants her to but because she can so he can fuck/sext his fans. He probably can’t keep it up long enough to actually fuck any of them anymore anyway. She pushed for a hysterectomy so she could fuck around and not have to worry about it since that’s what he’s doing anyway he notoriously never uses condoms.

 

[AnOminous]

The "no sex" washout period would suggest some more major abdominal surgery with bigger incisions, possibly a total hysterectomy (they did have quite a bit of trouble conceiving initially, with several losses, suggesting some possible gynecological pathology), an unrelated gynecological problem (ovarian cysts, endometriosis, etc) or a GI problem completely unrelated to her lady bits.

Or he forced her to get some kind of pussy restoration surgery to tighten it up for his tiny dick.

With the known difficulty Kayla had miscarrying two (I think), I would suspect a gyn issue that caused pain- maybe uterine or ovarian.

Something like 10-20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. It's not that far out of the norm considering they almost went full Quiverfull.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I remember jokes about "vaginal rejuvenation" that were made at that time, but it was soon after Nick remarked about his wife being "wrecked" from having the kids.

is that why he has to fuck her asshole and only the balldo goes inside the vagina?

 

[feral cat #6385]

is that why he has to fuck her asshole and only the balldo goes inside the vagina?

No he fucks her asshole because he is gay. He closes his eyes and pretends its COOM A LOT. Then he gets on all fours, Kayla straps the balldo onto her distended vagina and she pegs him. And he pretends its COOM A LOT. Sheer poetry it rhymes.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I'm betting she got her plumbing ripped out. Now how well does that time with his "worst day." Maybe she got a cancer diagnosis and had to get everything ripped out.

Nick probably would have played it differently if Kayla had a cancer diagnosis (or the like). Just imagine the superchats from well-wishers. It would also insulate her, or maybe both of them, from harsh criticism from a lot of people out of pity.

The way Kayla has been playing up her sexuality (and sharing it with others via pictures and flirting with chat/guests on camera) makes it doubtful she has anything serious going on. Vanity.

Kayla is a mother in addition to being a wife. The tattoos on her back are allegedly because she cares so much for them, even the lost ones. In addition to going to sex clubs and swinger locales, she has made her fair share of degeneracy public. Kayla was also the one who coordinated her and Nick attending the underwear party at Gay90s and a glow-party (who knows what else). None of these things are conducive to a stable household for children.

If this is all about "pleasing her man" then Kayla should have picked a man who cares about kids so she wouldn't have to put the needs of one over the other. Like so many irresponsible parents, Kayla is technically a mother and little more. Buy hey, at least the kids had a nanny to look after them. Sad.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

secret surgery

I’m guessing it was a “mommy makeover” — tummy tuck, breast lift and lipo. Or just one of those. Good for her if she did. Maybe Nick dogging her online like that was how she got him to agree to it (most guys don’t want their wives getting cut up voluntarily, even for ostensible “improvements”).

 

[AnOminous]

Kayla was also the one who coordinated her and Nick attending the underwear party at Gay90s and a glow-party (who knows what else).

Did she say that? Or did Nick say that?

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Did she say that? Or did Nick say that?

balldo man said it

 

[Captain Manning]

Did she say that? Or did Nick say that?

Nick said it. Which means who knows (nose?) if it's true.

Like I said, I don't really care if anybody here mocks his wife. I just think it's funnier if these decisions emanated from Nick himself. Gay90s. Hedonism with Recardo and Romaine. Think about it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

HE DOES NOT MIND DOING SHOW PREP! HE JUST MINDS READING UP ON TRUMP ALL THE TIME!

Oh yeah, he's gonna be sorry on this next year. He's already gave the middle finger to the weebs, has started pissing off the winemoms in locals, can't grift on the 2nd amendment gun stuff cause there's clearly other people better at it than him, denounced the mgtow shit, etc and now he's whining about Trump, possibly turning off the people into this topic.

And now Jeremy from geeks and gamers are doing Trump streams on his exact time slot (since the eliza bleu drama iirc) and according to what little I saw on his stream, he's frequently topping the superchat playboards. He interacts with the chat a lot like nick used to and would goad the chat into super chatting in a way that I think is kinda veering into DSP territory imo (hits no1 on superchat and jeremy would cheer with the chat as if it's their accomplishment). He's streaming to 1500+ audience and raking in 600+ usd in superchats. Very similar to pre-rittenhouse Nick.

In my mind, this is Jeremy grabbing Nick's territory since I'm pretty sure a decent portion of this audience(timeslot and topic) was Nick's (2020 elections). The audience pie may be growing, but it's slow and there's nothing stopping ytbers from grabbing more of someone else's portion too. Nick's 2020 trump coverage was very doomer too, while Jeremy is verfently pro trump, so I imagine people would be more willing to tune in to Jeremy instead, even if trump himself got metaphorically gangraped if Jeremy can avoid saying things that gets him kicked off yt while fueling the outrage.


Pic related. The kind of shit Jeremy is pulling at this hour. I don't think Nick ever gets 100+ that often.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I'm betting she got her plumbing ripped out. Now how well does that time with his "worst day." Maybe she got a cancer diagnosis and had to get everything ripped out.

Nick probably would have played it differently if Kayla had a cancer diagnosis (or the like). Just imagine the superchats from well-wishers. It would also insulate her, or maybe both of them, from harsh criticism from a lot of people out of pity.

If she had some sort of gynecological cancer, there's also a decent chance she may have been offered/recommended radiation/chemo/antiandrogen therapy as a precaution based on stage.

It would've been a lot harder for Nick to keep that under wraps (and to avoid bitching about it inconveniencing him incessantly) since it would've been a much longer ordeal than a day surgery at a swanky hotel and a month of abstinence.

I hadn't considered the possibility of a liposuction/tummy tuck as part of a mommy makeover package wrt the abstinence period.

Plastic surgeons can be quite protective of their work with abdominal work. I remember one plastic surgeon keeping women in a scissor jack position in their hospital beds after cancer breast reconstruction using abdominal harvesting.

Something like 10-20% of pregnancies end in miscarriage. It's not that far out of the norm considering they almost went full Quiverfull

My understanding is that the high end of miscarriage estimates around 25% include really early implantation error losses where women don't even know they are pregnant and simply experience late heavy periods.

Sort of playing fast and loose with definitions similar to college rape statistics.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He's still not streaming?

He's done 5 streams on his main channels in August and the month's almost over.