Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

I think you're giving these cunts too much credit, they don't come off as having anything more than three collective braincells. I'd be in stitches if they're that clever.
don't get me wrong. i have zero faith in the gay dinosaur highschool game's dev team pulling anything off, but man would it be funny if it was a big dumb scam.
 
Head honcho complains that people are being mean to him online: (https://mastodon.social/@seemo/110934192293935639, https://archive.is/aIgHj)

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Have you considered manning up?
 
Head honcho complains that people are being mean to him online: (https://mastodon.social/@seemo/110934192293935639, https://archive.is/aIgHj)

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Have you considered manning up?
At this point, I'm convinced that if someone is making this kind of claim, they are lying through their fucking teeth for attention and sympathy points. And in this case its painfully obvious. These fuckers have created a bubble in the form of their discord to where anything that's SLIGHTLY negative gets shitcanned. It's at the point where they have to actively find negative shit online outside their bubble in order to make a claim like that, and even then, 90% of the "harassments" are about the game itself, and not the people who made it. If they are counting the mere mention of "Snoot" as "harassment" then they are beyond sensititve. They are the kind of people that have a ice pack duct-taped to their ass 24-7 from all the butthurt they go through over one fucking word.
 
At this point, I'm convinced that if someone is making this kind of claim, they are lying through their fucking teeth for attention and sympathy points. And in this case its painfully obvious. These fuckers have created a bubble in the form of their discord to where anything that's SLIGHTLY negative gets shitcanned. It's at the point where they have to actively find negative shit online outside their bubble in order to make a claim like that, and even then, 90% of the "harassments" are about the game itself, and not the people who made it. If they are counting the mere mention of "Snoot" as "harassment" then they are beyond sensititve. They are the kind of people that have a ice pack duct-taped to their ass 24-7 from all the butthurt they go through over one fucking word.

If they're willing to accept positive criticism, in the form of awards etc., they then can't object to negative criticism. Plus a good proportion of their sales is going to be Snoot fans hate-playing it.
 
"This game contains mature representations of queer teen life"

One of these is not like the other...!
>Are there other queer characters in Goodbye Volcano High besides Fang?
>Yes! Most of the characters in Goodbye Volcano High would identify as queer.

To be fair, the space rock is just giving a swift end to a society that would probably collapse upon itself in a few years, a decade at most if thats the case. Queer society is one living on fantasy and a society living on fantasy is bound to fall upon itself.

I still stand with the asteroid
Reminder that Ko_op received funding from the canadian government. Even if the game only costs 10 dollars they will never sell enough copies to even come close to what they were given as funding.

Its tax payer money so its not like the government gives a shit.
>Do they all perish from the meteor?? Say it 'aint so! OR Is the meteor real or a metaphor?
>It is indeed a real meteor and not just a metaphor. The "impending meteor" plot in Goodbye Volcano High mirrors the mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs. Sorry!

There is an art in developing characters you know from the get go are doomed. Be it the end of the world genre or just a prequel following a character you know kicks the bucket in the original relatively early. To make you wish that somehow these characters will make it through, despite you knowing that they wont.

An art they suck at of course. This queer drama game could have been have any other setting and nothing would change.

At this point, I'm convinced that if someone is making this kind of claim, they are lying through their fucking teeth for attention and sympathy points. And in this case its painfully obvious. These fuckers have created a bubble in the form of their discord to where anything that's SLIGHTLY negative gets shitcanned. It's at the point where they have to actively find negative shit online outside their bubble in order to make a claim like that, and even then, 90% of the "harassments" are about the game itself, and not the people who made it. If they are counting the mere mention of "Snoot" as "harassment" then they are beyond sensititve. They are the kind of people that have a ice pack duct-taped to their ass 24-7 from all the butthurt they go through over one fucking word.

Leftists are the type of exaggerate when not outright making up shit up to make themselves the victims of an "Unseen" enemy so people will pity them. They are manipulators.

To quote Rick Sanchez, "You act like a prey but you are a predator. You WANT people to feel sorry for you and thats how you get them."
 
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>Do they all perish from the meteor?? Say it 'aint so! OR Is the meteor real or a metaphor?
>It is indeed a real meteor and not just a metaphor. The "impending meteor" plot in Goodbye Volcano High mirrors the mass extinction event that wiped out the dinosaurs. Sorry!

So, the meteor is not a metaphor. Just think about it for a second, ¿Can you imagine how people will react if the meteor hits and kills everyone no matter your choices?

There are people who wanted to play GVH solely because "muh representation!", imagine GVH getting a shit ton of backslash not from "right wing trolls" but from the lefty people they were trying to pander to.

Boy this is gonna be fun.
 
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So, the meteor is not a metaphor. Just think about it for a second, ¿Can you imagine how people will react if the meteor hits and kills everyone no matter your choices?

There are people who wanted to play GVH solely because "muh representation!", imagine GVH getting a shit ton of backslash not from "right wing trolls" but from the lefty people they were trying to pander to.

Boy this is gonna be fun.

As @The handsome tard says, it's entirely possible to have a compelling plot with a pre-ordained outcome... if you're a good writer. These people are not.

I do hope they fuck up, and there's a backlash because of their problematic portrayal of two-spirit identities, or other such bullshit. I think Rosa's supposed to be Hispanic (she was in Snoot Game, anyway) so there might be some milk there.
 
As @The handsome tard says, it's entirely possible to have a compelling plot with a pre-ordained outcome... if you're a good writer. These people are not.

Even if GVH is well-written, i'm pretty sure the tumblrites this game panders to won't like seeing their beloved queer characters being exterminated by a space rock.

That's why i'm kinda surprised that the meteor was real and not just a shitty metaphor.
 
Even if GVH is well-written, i'm pretty sure the tumblrites this game panders to won't like seeing their beloved queer characters being exterminated by a space rock.

That's why i'm kinda surprised that the meteor was real and not just a shitty metaphor.
Bold of you to assume people outside of the Snoot Game fanbase and few KO_OP hanger-ons will actually play this.
 
I don't really see anybody getting upset at the ending. Killing everybody off is just the cheapest way to get pathos and the "OMG, I totes cried at the end 😭 GOTY" reactions. I've already seen an article or two comparing it to Life is Strange, and that game (if I'm remembering right) also made everything you did pretty pointless by making you choose between letting Chloe die in the past or having the whole town get wiped out in the present. I don't even think the Snoot Game fans are gonna buy and play this to talk about how much they love Fang how bad it is, most will probably just wait for somebody else to record a playthrough. Only the discord genderblobs and a handful of game critics are going to spend time on it while we've got shit like BG3, AC6, Starfield, and whatever else going on.
 
Even if GVH is well-written, i'm pretty sure the tumblrites this game panders to won't like seeing their beloved queer characters being exterminated by a space rock.

That's why i'm kinda surprised that the meteor was real and not just a shitty metaphor.
You'd be surprised at how many people enjoy a well-written story, even if it ends bittersweetly.
tumblrinas included. At least they used to when I used tumblr but that's close to ten years ago now.
 
No reviews so far, for a game that comes out next Tuesday... have they even bothered with review codes?

I could be in "Handsome Theorist" mode here, but I think most people in the crew know this game is bound to be a disaster and given how this was funded by people focusing more on cultural subversion than to actually get any actual profits back (again, its tax payer money, its not like they care). So they might try to kind of burrow this game outside of its niche crowd and even then, this niche crowd will quickly move on to the next thing rather quickly, especially if there arent too many arguments they can use since its legit garbage.
Ironically this game will be reminded more by its haters than by its fans. Hell, Snoot Game will keep this game's memory alive, which i can imagine would be such a stab in the nuts to these people that it fills me with cathartic joy.
 
I think they're just massively incompetent. No pre-ordering, removing the first demo for some reason, taking forever to announce the price, not giving copies to journalists... The more pozzed outlets like Rock Paper Shotgun would have given it a good review no matter how crap it was.

Also, remember the pooner character Sage? I've just found out her voice actress is called Jensen Trani.
kek :story:
 
Ok, so is any of your charming faggots stu... pendous enough to purchase the train wreck and do a lets play of sorts?

I want to experience it through people that will brutally mock it. Ooooh, maybe we get lucky and the Oney Play guys do it (Zach must be involved)! Should be short enough to finish.
If there is KB+M support for it (there wasn't in the demo) I'll be buying it and sure I'll upload a recording onto YT if its not too long.
 
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