Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Mil-spec? I'm assuming this means speculative military? If so, what has Pat speculated in his novels that was actually decent and original?
that Japan and Korea would overcome their historical enmities for one another. it's not decent or mil-spec adjacent but it's probably the most original thing he's written.

oh, and that the Jews are basically wiped out in The Ark. as he himself explicitly stated, there are only three of them left. lmao.
 
Mil-spec? I'm assuming this means speculative military? If so, what has Pat speculated in his novels that was actually decent and original?
I think it just means he thinks he's writing sci-fi gun porn, going super into detail and making it totally accurate to how a real Space Force^TM would operate. Going into detail about the 24 8" Flak Cannons that make up the ships main artillery battery, the laser repeater for short range targeting that can be operated by backup power from the solar panels in the event of generator failure, etc.

Of course, from what I've read, I doubt he actually writes about any of that. Most of what I've read has just been racism and sports.
 
I think it just means he thinks he's writing sci-fi gun porn, going super into detail and making it totally accurate to how a real Space Force^TM would operate. Going into detail about the 24 8" Flak Cannons that make up the ships main artillery battery, the laser repeater for short range targeting that can be operated by backup power from the solar panels in the event of generator failure, etc.

Of course, from what I've read, I doubt he actually writes about any of that. Most of what I've read has just been racism and sports.
Being knowledgeable about something that doesn't exist, very on brand for Pat.
 
Supposedly he has a week.

Oh I'm sure we are all aware of that, I'm speaking about if anyone can confirm the $32,000 was actually received at this time. A true wire-transfer is instantaneous I believe. The moment it is sent it would should show up in Quasi's attorneys account, right? and I would hope he would screenshot a bank statement with a surplus of 32K, or just put fatty on blast the 32K was actually delivered.

Question here, as AnOminous seems to know these things.
What happens if he just pays half in a week?
Is it likely the courts and lawyers will take that as indication he is going to pay the rest, but that much cash takes time for the vast majority of people to raise.
Even if someone has that much in savings, etc, it will still take time to release that much, or sell shares, or convert gold bullion, or however people store a substantial amount of cash.
If they do, but Quasi is not happy and wants the rest immediately, will they probably try talk him down or prosecute Fat?

Also, I asked before but no one quoted or tagged me if they answered!

Does anyone know where Niki's family get their money from?
If they were 32k usd being pocket change kind of people, then I would have thought someone out of all of Fatrick's Fan Club would know who they are and where their cash comes from, so it would be pretty much common knowledge by now.

Are they wealthy-wealthy or just some boomers who bought houses and made wise investments, so now are comparatively well off?
 
but even then I still doubt she'd look like the perfect little geisha doll Pat describes. He was very obviously thinking with his dick when he wrote this part and it's both gross and stupid.
Maybe that part wasn’t written for Patrick but was his way to gain membership in the SFWA. “If you wanna hang with our gang you gotta shove in some tasty parts, unnerstand? Don’t worry what the normies think, this is all futuristic so it’s okay. C’mon man, we’ll publish your books, you just gotta give us a little something in return.”

There’s probably a smell of sulfur and brimstone whenever you deal with that group.

https://kiwifarms.st/goto/post?id=16705293 said:
Lots of book stuff

One note about Chapter 15. The “his old supervisor” is ambiguous. I believe the person is Salvador Kite’s supervisor, not Benson’s.

Plants are an interesting idea and would make for a vastly different book if you dived into that. Some of my favorite sci-fi writing really has one big invention in the story that drives speculation about social and physical changes.



“The Venus Equilateral” proposes a matter transporter. It ends up destroying the economy until they find something you can’t transport to act as a marker. But there’s further social disruption and worries about your soul when you transport. Good sci-fi thinking.



There’s the Bobiverse series which deals with a guy getting his consciousness implanted into a space probe and how he deals with it (makes lots of robot buddies and starts taking over).



It’s fine to handwave future tech and imagine cool stuff but when you have a socially disruptive thing like ‘Plants, laboratory controlled births, etc then it’s super frustrating when the author fatly fails to acknowledge how weird this stuff would be.



Patrick gave us some specs for the Ark and it’s not so big you couldn’t know most every inch of it with little trouble. Kids are natural explorers and you’re not going to have too many nooks and crannies on a spaceship. You especially won’t have enough space to have a colony of people living off the grid because they’re going to use food, water, and air. They’ll generate heat and waste that has to be handled. For a mission this important the central computer will throw up a warning that things are out of balance and cause an investigation.



It’s easy enough to fix. As you describe the ship you mention that it’s HUGE because it is holding live humans on a long trip. It has many redundant systems and loads of spare equipment and materials for repairs and maintenance during the flight. Hell, strap some asteroids onto the frame for raw materials and have a building program to make new habitats to give The Cattle something to do on the long flight. You’ll need the construction and problem solving skills at the other end. This generation ship could be growing even with a limited population so that if a meteorite blasts through the shield you can go slap a new habitat onto the damaged section and get your people working on bringing it back online over the course of the next few years.



This is why most books have faster-than-light travel or stasis. Boredom is a killer, both for stories and people. We need a literary device to jump to the fun part of the story.


There’s a couple of fun old episodes of Doctor Who that apply - Underworld and Full Circle. Underworld has a spaceship that’s been traveling for millennia chasing down a signal to find their sister ship. They bump into it with the Doctor’s help and have to contend with all the people who were living inside a big asteroid and had no idea there was a world outside.



In Full Circle there’s a group of people living inside a crashed spaceship. They’re the descendants of the original crew and keep up the ship through rituals. They don’t have a pilot so they can never take off despite the ship being ready to fly for generations. It’s really neat because they perform the rituals without knowing what the underlying reason is which makes for some good sci-fi and great speeches by the Doctor.



There’s another old radio play from X Minus One called The Universe which takes place on a generation ship where the people have forgotten that they’re on a ship and mostly spend time fighting mutants and being jerks. It’s a great story and I think about it while looking at The Ark. It’s frustrating that Patrick doesn’t have more imagination. Then again the original story was written by Robert Heinlein so he’s way out of his league.


Oh boy Patrick is using the British word for flashlight. What a great idea! That certainly doesn’t look stupid for an American author to use in their story.

Speaking of murder mysteries in space with a rough and tumble protagonist, Larry Correia has a couple short stories on Audible with this kind of setting. The colony ship made it to their destination but it’s no paradise.
 
In keeping with the “better generational ship” fiction theme suggested by @TurboNAS [and this is the second time fatboy stole borrowed a concept from Star Trek: Voyager], there was the Season Five episode “The Disease”, a “wacky sexual adventures of Harry Kim” episode featuring Charles Rocket as the heavy.

To be fair it wasn’t much better, but still…
 
There are two incidents I'm searching for but, cannot find the full story on;

Did pat actually shit his pants and get caught on the jumbotron at a brewers game?

Whats the story about Niki taking a fart to vag from some black guy?

As far as I know, these came from the days when the OnA guys were still on reddit, and decided to have fun when they noticed Pat would rush to defend himself or his works from any crumb of negativity. So, they'd just make up weird shit, wait for a certain lispy fatass to deny them in his characteristic fashion, and laugh at the results; that's also where the blackeroni comes from, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm no expert in Tomlinson Lore, though, so take that with a grain of salt.
 
Soooo.... is A Christmas Carnage off the tables?
How many books has Pat abandoned in favour of record correcTing? Remember this one?
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One book per year? Yeah fucking right.

And I love the last sentence. “I totally love writing these gay books but I can only do it if I get a deal.”
 
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Pat already admitted that his work belongs on fanfiction.net with that of all the other 12-year olds. Really, he should’ve stuck with that instead of maneuvering into fatfic.
 
As far as I know, these came from the days when the OnA guys were still on reddit, and decided to have fun when they noticed Pat would rush to defend himself or his works from any crumb of negativity. So, they'd just make up weird shit, wait for a certain lispy fatass to deny them in his characteristic fashion, and laugh at the results; that's also where the blackeroni comes from, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm no expert in Tomlinson Lore, though, so take that with a grain of salt.

I think the farting in vagina thing originated with someone texting Fat pretending to be a black joke stereotype kind of guy.

There is a screenshot somewhere of Fat angrily replying, “No child, you did not fart in my wife’s vagina”.

I think most of the weird stuff is partly from them fucking with him and enduring references are based on his funniest reactions.

The thing is though, he does and says plenty of stupid things without being driven to it.

I think the saddest thing is that he really thinks he is a decent and respectable guy, with a bit of edge.
The kind of guy who you can depend on for dealing with thugs and criminals but is also smart and well informed, successful and trustworthy.
Kind of like old 80s TV show heroes. Like Michael Knight, Magnum PI, or Spencer for Hire.

Problem is, he is literally the opposite.
Fat and unattractive compared to fit and handsome.
Drives a clapped out rustang instead of a cool or expensive car.
A mentally ill wife instead of a a hot girl and a talking car, some buddies including a helicopter pilot or a suave well dressed black guy.
And finally, he never gets the better of the perceived villains who plague him.

He couldn’t be a better written parody of such characters.

It almost seems deliberate.
 
Rick steps up his insufferable General Fatton by combing it with his best Igor Sikorsky impression. Rick can barely keep a 15 year old Rustang on the road but he's an expert in helicopters.
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lol a reply guy to Rebekah Jones, there really are no depths to which this man won't sink (because of his extremely high weight and density)
 
As far as I know, these came from the days when the OnA guys were still on reddit, and decided to have fun when they noticed Pat would rush to defend himself or his works from any crumb of negativity. So, they'd just make up weird shit, wait for a certain lispy fatass to deny them in his characteristic fashion, and laugh at the results; that's also where the blackeroni comes from, if I'm not mistaken.

I'm no expert in Tomlinson Lore, though, so take that with a grain of salt.
This is true. I don't remember where the Brewers shitting or nigger farts things started, but the pepperoni allegations began in the r/autism thread here:


Hard to believe we're already coming up on 5 years of Fatrick
 
Oh thanks pat, I guess this shit that makes planning and keeping schedules an absolute hell is actually pretty nice.

Fuck you pigman
i was being sarcastic when i said patrick had ADHD, mostly because i know the signs of being Special because of all the people i've had to interact with at my dayjob. so, this is one of the few things he says about himself that i believe is true. on the other hand he's got tons of things wrong with him, so it's probably more spectrum disorder than general ADHD.

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may God forgive ebookdaily. they know not what they peddle.
 
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