Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 73 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.0%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 70 10.4%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    673
Yeah, I wouldn't have guessed this was anything other than a young woman without looking at the wiki either.
Not that it's enforced on "muh 2D", but in the majority of states there is no "mistake of age" defense in real life, Minnesota has one.
That's one of those things that will get your ass fisted by a jury (esp. in small town rural MN).
Probably? I also heard it got overturned somewhere, but IANAL.
No, because the state of Colorado was not "Religiously impartial" and reversed the decision in favor of the defendant without overturning the law. Some troon lawyer tried to make them bake a trans cake the day after the start of the first incident and the baker lost that case, instead of going to a different baker like a sane person.

The one that overturned it is 303 Creative LLC v. Elenis, where the plantiff sued saying the same law on the baker case was unconstitutional and got it struck down.

Anyone not retarded understands there's a line. The issue is retards (mainly on the left, as in troons) keep trying to nudge that line to encompass everything. A reasonable person would say a cake is not necessary for living absent some exotic (non existent) medical disorder.
 
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Assumpsit that Dick and Vito are somehow pushing this lawsuit.

I love it when morons use big or archaic words that they don't actually know the meaning of because they think it makes them look clever, when the reality is, it displays to the whole world just how dumb they actually are.

I now see why he gets on so well with Drex. The man has an IQ a full standard deviation below the American mean.

Nick "prove a negative" Rekieta just keeps digging the hole deeper. Can Nick prove he's not letting his wife sleep with black bulls from Jamaica? If not then it must be true!

All the information I've read on Kiwifarms has led me to form the perfectly reasonable belief that Kayla's getting ran through by dozens of black bulls on a nightly basis while Nick serves them snacks and licks out the dripping condoms.

I've never seen any information to cause me to reassess that view? Have you?
 
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The Mandy clip "definitely was really shitty" for his wife?

If you may recall, the favored theory in Elissa's comment section at the time was that Nick's wife took him aside for a screaming session after the Mandy stream, and that's why he leapt into action immediately to try to get it taken down when he found out Elissa had clipped it (which was stupid, since it only brought more attention to it). I feel like this is as close to confirmation that we're going to get that that theory was correct.

I also like Nick's boasting about how he would never "try and wrangle excuses" for the stream two paragraphs after trying to make excuses that he was "in a real shitty slump for a lot of reasons, and exceedingly intoxicated."

Maybe I am being over-sensitive, but that post-holiday stream where he 'apologised' for people being right, but they told him in a 'faggot way' so he didn't listen... That irks me. Moreso than the weird rape fantasy he had about me (Nick, that was a joke) and the call-outs by name. The wholesale disregard of people who followed him for years and gave him a lot of money bothers me more than the specific barbs.
If it was Kayla who told him off, then the issue wasn't HOW people were giving him criticism, but who. He was told for a full year in about every way possible that he was drinking to excess and oversharing dramatically about his sex life, and his response ranged from ignoring it to lashing out.

You may recall that the infamous Mandy stream was also the stream where he claimed that Rekieta Law was never a law channel and where he demanded that people who didn't like his non-law content to "please never give me money and fucking leave". At that point, as he was about to leave for vacation, he felt very strongly that the criticism was wrong and he didn't even want the critics to keep giving him money; he just wanted them to fuck off!

Suddenly he got back from his vacation and magically concluded that all of that criticism was right. I wonder what happened in the intervening time that was so significant he did a complete and total 180 about the entire focus of his show?

PC is right on the money here. @Kalea asking about Energii-King is really the mildest of ribbing. There are so many ways he could have handled that, including laughing, but he chose to demod her and bitch her out.
Nick is trying to have it both ways. He is seething about having to clarify whether his marriage is "STILL MONOGAMOUS" and mockingly adding "shocker" to that statement while being absurdly evasive about whether they went to Hedonism II the first time, let alone twice, as the Energii_King follow makes seem possible, if not likely.

What he told the turkey was incoherent and ridiculous, making distinctions about hiding versus not disclosing vacation destinations.

Because he can't be honest about the stuff that's out in the open, of course people are going to speculate further. And as he's being evasive, it's hard to put any degree of weight on his denials. That doesn't mean that I believe the denials are false. that simply means I don't put any value on what he's saying, and won't unless he stops being evasive.

His seething about people not becoming "unpissed" seems, frankly, delusional. You can't put the genie back in the bottle. People know more about Rekieta's personal life, and in particular his sex life, than they EVER wanted to know, and that information was directly in conflict with his past positions and his past persona. You can't un-overshare. And you can't overshare and then get pissed that some people don't seal clap what you're up to and instead criticize it or (as in the case of Kalea) lightly mock it.
 
It’s not just Dick and Vito either, there’s some very sad and bizarre lolcows who have essentially dedicated their lives to hating Eric July for making a comic.
Most of them hate July because they're leftists and July is pretty clearly aligned with the right-leaning culture critic crowd. Dick, on the other hand, most likely wants to replenish his ego from the bruising it got at the hands of PPP and Godwinson back in 2020 when they got NP2 nuked out of existence while the Farms simultaneously made him into a laughingstock. He's doing this by trying to do to July what was done to him. Vito has some leftist tendencies, but I think he's mostly just a creepy slimeball who really wants attention and is yapping at someone more successful than him in an attempt to get it now that nobody cares about him handing out pepsi cans at riots/vaping gamer girl bathwater anymore.
What makes Eric so much bigger than the other anti woke pop culture youtubers? Anti woke while black?
He creates actual content.
 
He creates actual content.
I was gonna say he's the same as everyone else but I realized that anti woke pop culture and people that make indie comics are 2 different groups and the only other person who comes even close to be counted as both is EVS lol (and now Eric July). Most of the comics makers have no personality what so ever I guess.
 
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All the information I've read on Kiwifarms has led me to form the perfectly reasonable belief that Kayla's getting ran through by dozens of black bulls on a nightly basis while Nick serves them snacks and licks out the dripping condoms.

I've never seen any information to cause me to reassess that view? Have you?
This is highly improbable. There's no way they're using condoms.
 
I was gonna say he's the same as everyone else but I realized that anti woke pop culture and people that make indie comics are 2 different groups and the only other person who comes even close to be counted as both is EVS lol (and now Eric July). Most of the comics makers have no personality what so ever I guess.
It also helps that he seems to really have his shit together. He made his pitch, made his money, and followed through with little in the way of drama, delays, or production issues. I didn't really follow CG so I don't know if EVS and the ilk were similar in early days, but the sheer amount of bickering and infighting in that "community" has at this point eclipsed the original content they produce.
 
What makes Eric so much bigger than the other anti woke pop culture youtubers? Anti woke while black?
he actually did something for his "cause" and had a plan to do it instead of just making a podcast to cry about it every week while getting donations from people also pissed at the woke culture, but that won't do anything about it either
 
Also, what's actually wrong with that Eric guy's comics? I'm an adult so I don't read that children stuff, but it seems pretty well produced. Sure, keeping rings consistent and there some minor issues but those are "crimes" even million-budget Hollywood crap commits when you look close enough. So what? It's a good start
Not much. For a first ever attempt it's above average, but overall below average when compared to mainstream output. I could do a serious review, but it'd be off-topic and really who gives a fuck?

The thing is, 250K was sunk on this project and it was hyped up by Nerdrotic and various other griftubers to tens of thousands of viewers as "what's going to destroy LucasArt and Marvel and DC" and a whole bunch of other pie-in-the-sky shit. So anything close to evaluating the work as a 'first try by an amateur writer',' 'slow' and 'below average' and not the greatest comic of all time and a serious threat to mainstream cultural hegemon is just going to set off a massive tard storm. Saying it's just "okay" or "decent, I guess" isn't good enough. If I were charitable I'd say Isom has a lot of room for improvement, but 'improvement' involves acknowledging problems. Which is hard when you refuse to even recognize the word 'criticism' in favor of the word 'detractor' like July does. Dick knows fuck all about the medium, but you don't really have to to notice flaws in Isom.
 
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wait whats the lore on kalea. tbh kinda got lost in the weeds on cuckieta lore after the great das booting of the farms.
Long time moderator for Nick who got the heeve ho ealier in the month because she had the audacity to ask Nick about Energii King in chat once.

Then she came here and posted a screencap of Nick bitching her out for doing so. Hilarity ensued.

Dick doesn't usually retweet Nick's show announcements, does he?

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No, but Maddox is his second favorite subject in the universe, so that's probably why he's doing it. It used to be his most favorite, but I'm pretty sure Eric has supplanted him now.
 
Because he can't be honest about the stuff that's out in the open, of course people are going to speculate further. And as he's being evasive, it's hard to put any degree of weight on his denials. That doesn't mean that I believe the denials are false. that simply means I don't put any value on what he's saying, and won't unless he stops being evasive.
He also used to pride himself about how open he was with his audience then he trapped himself between being too open with his degeneracy, which would have been fine occasionally but not constantly, and too cagey about other pointless details. After coming back from vacation there is NO reason to hide where he went as "an open book" except that it was a bad look at the very least and potentially devastating as it has turned out to be.

I'm not dead set on the idea his wife's a whore or even that they aren't monogamous but they definitely don't act like it and hide weird details while explaining it to people on stream, which he shouldn't do in the first place but to each their own.

Lastly he can't expect forgiveness from the audience he publicly and blatantly turned on without a real from the heart apology and maybe a half decent, non drunk, not completely lying explanation on what the fuck happened to him. And even then he should expect a long road to recovery.
His seething about people not becoming "unpissed" seems, frankly, delusional. You can't put the genie back in the bottle.
Not only that but, when he tried to pivot back to law content it was stale because he hated it and put no effort in, and It showed dramatically.
 
TL;DR There are reasonable limitations to every principle, but Nick only knows he wants unlimited freedom. Probably to coom
I don't really see any problem with nick wanting to coom

If anything he makes it overly complicated fucking dsp and Ethan Ralph jerked it on web cam

Now I m picturing Dax walking down the street getting some yogurt thrown on his head then nick jumps out al la punked and screams YOU VE BEEN COOMED.
 
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My favorite Eric July dumb-take moment comes from an appearance on the Tim Pool Show where he tries to explain his opposition to public streets. Yes, he believes all streets should be private toll roads.

Skip back a min or two for better context. Also Pool derails the convo for a bit (as is tradition) but it steers back quickly. Even the tard regulars realize how dumb this take is.

 
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