Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
Jorsh really got 600 bucks two weeks ago and was 400 bucks in the hole yesterday. How is it that the bank keeps letting him go so deep in the red and still make purchases? It boggles the mind.
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i would bet anything he's got a regard-card set up to pass any overages onto clint every month or so. he's not "in the negative" in a traditional sense, where transactions get declined, he's just dipping into clintbux. it's why its so important to get out of the negative, because if he passes that 400 dollar charge to daddy, daddy would probably chew him out.

it's the kind of thing a shitty spoiled teen might get set up with, so it fits cobra perfectly.
 
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niggers said:
i would bet anything he's got a regard-card set up to pass any overages onto clint every month or so. he's not "in the negative" in a traditional sense, where transactions get declined, he's just dipping into clintbux. it's why its so important to get out of the negative, because if he passes that 400 dollar charge to daddy, daddy would probably chew him out.

it's the kind of thing a shitty spoiled teen might get set up with, so it fits cobra perfectly.
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I know US Bank has an overdraft line of credit that just charges interest up to the limit on the line (usually a few hundred dollars).
 
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Bogliacci said:
Jorsh really got 600 bucks two weeks ago and was 400 bucks in the hole yesterday. How is it that the bank keeps letting him go so deep in the red and still make purchases? It boggles the mind.
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According to his hour long shoutout he just posted, he went positive for a moment but is $100 in the negative again. "No idea how that happened toobz".
 
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Incel Death Note said:
How? He was just 200+ in the negative and e-bogged his way out of it, now he's 100 down already?
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I would imagine a couple doordash orders for him and rasta Jeremy would take him down quick. I feel like there is going to be a problem with Jeremy soon considering how many donations were noted as being FOR Jeremy. We know he isn't getting a penny, but Jeremy is chillin on the couch probably thinking he will be getting some cash out of this.
 
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I thought Clint took away Josh's debit card for going into the negative too many times. After that he started relying on his paypal account. Every time he mentions being negative, I assumed it was related to his paypal account.
 
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Eyesore City said:
I thought Clint took away Josh's debit card for going into the negative too many times. After that he started relying on his paypal account. Every time he mentions being negative, I assumed it was related to his paypal account.
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His paypal is drawing directly from his bank account. Basically... a debit card.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
I can tell what's happened. He's opened the lid far too many times, for far too long of a duration during those times, (to "burp" it, add more sugar, probably is sniffing it, etc) and has now let in ambient microbes, bad yeasts, and god knows what else that is floating around from his apartment. The bad microbes are now competing with the fermenting yeasts.

The alcohol content will be abysmal, and it will taste like rancid fruit. I bet it smell horrendous right now.

Wine making is more of a "set it an forget it" thing. You do all the work at the begining then find a nice, dark, stable temprature environment then leave it alone. Cobes can't leave anything alone.
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In reality we all knew Cobes was gonna fuck this up in a myriad of ways, but having someone here who knows what he's doing wrong is even funnier. Regardless of how wrong it goes, you know he's gonna say it's the "dankest" shit ever
 
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When he gives you this look.
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I think cobes said Jeremy has epilepsy? Does that explain the facial expressions? Some kind of spasm or seizure or something.

I guess I’m looking for assurance I’m not gonna open this thread and discover homeboy Jeremy bit puffs head off and strangled cobes on livestream.
 
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DrNow said:
I think cobes said Jeremy has epilepsy? Does that explain the facial expressions? Some kind of spasm or seizure or something.

I guess I’m looking for assurance I’m not gonna open this thread and discover homeboy Jeremy bit puffs head off and strangled cobes on livestream.
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The people in my life who have had epilepsy experienced different kinds of seizures;
My cousin suffered from epilepsy throughout her entire life, causing seizures that looked like her soul left her body for a couple of seconds, maybe a minute or two. She'd get a vacant facial expression, she'd sit perfectly still and her body somehow didn't collapse under itself. When the seizure stopped, it was like her body rebooted itself and the vacant stare would shift into someone waking up from daydreaming. She'd be physically weak for obvious reasons, her brain had just experienced something akin to an electrical storm knocking out powerlines.
The seizures started when she was a teen and they were pretty violent, but as she aged they became more mellow at least to those who saw her during a seizure.
She died in her mid 40s and she had been "in the system" her entire life, living with caregivers because of how much the epilepsy robbed her of her abilities.

My childhood friend developed epilepsy around age 14-15 and her seizures were physically violent. She'd get the Hollywood classic type of seizure that involves the whole body and frothing from the mouth. I experienced one of her seizures in person and it was not pretty. After the seizure stopped, she would wake up and be exhausted both due to the seizure cramping her entire body violently but also because of, again, the electrical storm in her brain messing with her wiring.
I sadly fell out of contact with her, but I assume she is medicated for seizures and is living an otherwise normal, adult life. She was medicated back then and rarely got seizures once the correct dosage of medicine was determined and I think her type of epilepsy is the kind you can grow out of, unlike my cousin.

I don't think Jeremy is going to do anything other than maybe collapsing on Cobra's floor or while sitting in the couch because unlike Hollywood films, epilepsy isn't like being possessed by an evil spirit. Your brain just kind of experiences an electrical overload that rages through different parts of the brain, depending on the type of epilepsy. Some people lose cognitive abilities like a stroke patient would, just much slower and more gradually and sometimes you cannot regain/retrain what you lost because of brain plasticity and burned down neurons.
 
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