Skitzocow David Anthony Stebbins / Acerthorn / stebbinsd / fayettevillesdavid - Litigious autist, obese livestreamer, elder abuser, violent schizo, ladyboy importer, hot dog enjoyer, wereturkey.

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How much will David sue the farms for?

  • $0/no suit

    Votes: 118 5.3%
  • Hundreds

    Votes: 17 0.8%
  • Thousands

    Votes: 45 2.0%
  • Millions

    Votes: 184 8.2%
  • Billions

    Votes: 136 6.1%
  • Trillions

    Votes: 483 21.6%
  • A steamy night with Null in a lace negligee

    Votes: 1,257 56.1%

  • Total voters
    2,240
God damn you tor. The website keeps cutting me off at the midpoint.
Probably a bit late for you now, fren... but for anyone else who's having trouble with @Useful_Mistake's upload of The Phone Call, here's one that I've compressed as far as I can without it turning into full potato quality.
 
What the fuck is this guy gonna do with millions of dollars anyway, buy more hot pockets?

Mutherfucker your thinking too small.

Stabbins sued the state of Texas for $5,000,000,000,000. Yes, he sent 1 dollar to the AG of Texas and said if it wasn't returned in 24 hours he was owed 5 trillion dollars because if the AG kept the money it signified he agreed to the contract and since the contract stated that arbitration was a no go viola! You now owe the fat retarded fuck 3 times the GDP of Canada.

5 trillion...that's deelux hot pocket money son.
 
Probably his YT channel if he’ll make a video about it.

Mutherfucker your thinking too small.

Stabbins sued the state of Texas for $5,000,000,000,000. Yes, he sent 1 dollar to the AG of Texas and said if it wasn't returned in 24 hours he was owed 5 trillion dollars because if the AG kept the money it signified he agreed to the contract and since the contract stated that arbitration was a no go viola! You now owe the fat retarded fuck 3 times the GDP of Canada.

5 trillion...that's deelux hot pocket money son.
Did the AG laugh and use the dollar to buy Starbucks for that morning?
 
Mutherfucker your thinking too small.

Stabbins sued the state of Texas for $5,000,000,000,000. Yes, he sent 1 dollar to the AG of Texas and said if it wasn't returned in 24 hours he was owed 5 trillion dollars because if the AG kept the money it signified he agreed to the contract and since the contract stated that arbitration was a no go viola! You now owe the fat retarded fuck 3 times the GDP of Canada.

5 trillion...that's deelux hot pocket money son.
Acerthorn thinks like a sovereign citizen (that is, hardly at all lol).
 
Holy shit, it's been a while since I've been active on this website and on this thread, ever since the farms were relocated to the dark web I had to wait since the Tor process got really tedious (plus I had to deal with a bunch of IRL shit lately but that's another story entirely).

Seems like I returned at the perfect time. Stabbins will cope and seethe by turkey gobbling his way out of court.

This was such a long time coming. I'm surprised he wasn't declared a vexatious litigant sooner, but then again America's legal system is full of loopholes; Stabbins exploited it until the system finally had enough. God bless, let's hope he doesn't file his shit in another district unless the declaration carries over there as well.
 
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You're walking home late at night after a nice time out, and you're talking on the phone to a friend about funny parodies you saw on YouTube, your words carrying into the night...

And from a nearby alley echoes back...

🦃 RABABABABABABABA

The turkeyman is upon you, screaming about copyright infringement and parody as he vomits up entire packets worth of plain hotdogs, his skin covered in black mold.

You awake in the morning, disheveled and delirious, but you notice on your chest is a notice of intent to sue you for $40,000,000,000 for copyright infringement.
 
So bets on what comes next? Assuming Youtube doesn't permaban him (and why the fuck dont they?)

Troons out and changes his name so the filing injunction no longer applies?

Tries it again, but louder ad more obnoxious in another court?

Troons out so he can sue in Canada?

Stabs somebody in the head...again?
 
Please tell me he thinks this would work. This would be so funny.
Mildly deviant of me to think this but it would be funny for him to get the cock chop only to find out it does nothing after the fact.

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