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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
That’s not really the done thing where I have bartended.
It’s acceptable to drink by the bar, even at busy periods.
Most not retarded people move if it’s too busy though.
I have no idea if this is the case with Fatrick, but an occasional annoyance for we bartenders was when a barfly regular was a friend of an owner or manager.
Sometimes they would be a pre existing friend and therefore think they were also an owner/manager by proxy, but sometimes they were just liked because they did spend a lot of money there.
While it’s a generally accepted belief that Fatrick is an unlikable character and has no in real life friends, it’s possible that someone key at hooligans does or did actually like him.
Again, referencing bar experience, I have met people who were easily as contemptible as Fatrick, but still seemed to have a friend or two.
Sometimes not just the same kind of awful character.
A bit like when people have a terrible sibling that won’t stay out of trouble, but they always help them out.
If anyone is curious about whether there are any real lawyers on here, none of them are on this thread at least, because "what the fuck is wrong with Patrick" isn't that mysterious at all.
Patrick is a just a concentrated intensified version of a very common personality type (people call them narcissists now but I don't know if mental health terminology is really useful) who has figured out he can get endless entertainment value out of the legal system.
He will never stop.
The real question isn't how dumb is he exactly and what diagnosis should he have. The real question is how people like, oh, say, Katie Herzog and Jesse Singal came to the conclusions they did about him.
People like that make up the class that run our country's legal, educational, and medical institutions. When a Patrick shows up they cannot immediately identify what he is. You can, but you're not running shit.
I deal with milder versions of Patrick in every aspect of my life and I hear about them from my colleagues and they cause chaos and fuckery all the time everywhere, and you can't do a goddamn thing about it, because every system in place is ultimately run by someone with the beliefs and ability to assess risk of Katie Herzog and Jesse Singal's parents - people who absolutely are equally upset by niggeroni jokes as they are by abuse of the legal system, people who are incapable of looking at someone's internet history and distinguishing jokes from insanity.
He just woke up since he gets up at around 11 to noon. Ten seconds in between some of these. He's throwing out stalkerchilds like a machine gun. He's still going as I'm posting this. What a fat way to spend your day.
It’s hilarious how Pat tries to insert himself into every cyber harassment story and no one cares. It’s even funnier when half the time his experience is worse than what others have gone through but because he’s not a troon the media just does not care.
Patrick is a just a concentrated intensified version of a very common personality type (people call them narcissists now but I don't know if mental health terminology is really useful) who has figured out he can get endless entertainment value out of the legal system.
I don't know. I think Fatrick genuinely has below average IQ on top of his severe narcissism and elements of antisocial personality disorder he displays, no doubt compounded by his alcoholism. He genuinely has no sense of self-preservation--he was about to walk into that courtroom last week with an insane screed sourced from a Xitter loon ordering the judge to dox the plaintiff for getting an illegitimate judgement against him by virtue of being the son of a federal judge. He cannot stop engaging anyone who messages him. His books are incredibly awkward at best and despite being a science fiction writer doesn't know words like "ecliptic" (among many others). He is mentally disabled enough that the idea Jackie is a deep cover troll out to ruin his life for shits and giggles is actually plausible.
Another cow here, Nick Rekieta, is similar. Similar age, clear NPD, self-professed ODD, alcoholism, boasts about his Mustang, pals around with pedos, drugged out wife. But I don't get the "wow, this guy is genuinely retarded" sense from Rekieta I get from Fat Rick, because Rekieta discovered things like "how to make people like him" and knows at least a few tricks to manipulate people into ignoring all the skeletons in his closet. He seems like someone who is clearly above average intelligence but increasingly crippled by his personality disorders and his substance abuse.
Now I would say Rick is not a literal retard, in that he's capable of basic functioning in society and only suffered the dirty crapped briefs once (that we know of). Mama Raven and Tommy Tomlinson the gay rodeo clown taught him at least some skills to cope in society, and insurance salesman is one step above the usual McJobs that an actual retard might work. But overall I highly doubt Rick has an IQ above 90, and it's probably squarely in the 80-85 range. Incidentally that is the average IQ of Rick's pepperoni sources, so he is what he eats.
Basically, he's fatly stupid, but he's less stupid than he is fat.
It kind of does, though. At some point you have to grow a brain and resist the urge just to stir up shit because you're bored. Seriously, ADHD does instill urges in you like nothing's going on, I should set something on fire! You really need to do some superego workouts to tame that evil child in you.
If anyone is curious about whether there are any real lawyers on here, none of them are on this thread at least, because "what the fuck is wrong with Patrick" isn't that mysterious at all.
I don't know. I think Fatrick genuinely has below average IQ on top of his severe narcissism and elements of antisocial personality disorder he displays, no doubt compounded by his alcoholism.
He's not just dumb, he's super dumb. He's one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen. You can see his bovine stupidity on display in any picture ever taken of him. Look at this drooling fat freak.
This isn't even the worst by far. He usually looks even dumber.
It’s hilarious how Pat tries to insert himself into every cyber harassment story and no one cares. It’s even funnier when half the time his experience is worse than what others have gone through but because he’s not a troon the media just does not care.
There is also the slight problem that Pat is unable to not act like a total twat for longer than 10 minutes.
Any longer than that and he becomes belligerent, and starts seething and childing like a retarded kid with tourettes.
There is also the slight problem that Pat is unable to not act like a total twat for longer than 10 minutes.
Any longer than that and he becomes belligerent, and starts seething and childing like a retarded kid with tourettes.
You could even say he’s cripplingly stupid, and we can’t help that, child.
lol for real though, it doesn’t even matter if he’s in absolute agreement with the person he’s talking to, if he replies to them more than like two times he always eventually spergs and pulls some condescending, “ugh don’t you realize how brilliant I am, whatever point you’re making I already thought of that” type remark that highlights his insecurity about the way he’s perceived and makes people want to pick on him more.
Does he have a day job? Does his family pay his bills? He's got a farm with a oilfield somewhere paying dividends?
I'm asking cause I know he ain't making cash from his 10 total book sales, a writer only gets a fraction out of a book sale anyway, so he'd need dozens of thousands of books sales a year and I don't see that happening.
So uh.....I just ran the numbers and he has literally xeeted exactly 100 times in the last 24 hours, and I have visual evidence to back it up.
The red lines are each time I had to completely scroll up to get the next segment of xeets.
Removing around 8 hours for sleep this works out at around a new tweet every 10 minutes, and this ignores time needed to use the shitter, eat, or shower because in the former two cases he almost certainly xeets while eating and shitting and in the latter case he is too fat and gay to shower.
This does NOT count the time needed to search for people replying to him or mentioning him, the time taken tyoping out a xeet and sending it, nor the time needed to compose a unique angry fatxeet, nor indeed the sending of reports for each pig baiting account or DMing his "friends" for help
One interesting pattern is that the xeets seem to be clustered every three or four hours, which could suggest him taking break/lunch at the insurance company he wagies for and spending every second of this free time angrily shitting himself on xitter
Nothing ground breaking obviously but its fun to see the patterns emerge when you take a wider look
The red lines are each time I had to completely scroll up to get the next segment of xeets.
Removing around 8 hours for sleep this works out at around a new tweet every 10 minutes, and this ignores time needed to use the shitter, eat, or shower because in the former two cases he almost certainly xeets while eating and shitting and in the latter case he is too fat and gay to shower.
This does NOT count the time needed to search for people replying to him or mentioning him, the time taken tyoping out a xeet and sending it, nor the time needed to compose a unique angry fatxeet, nor indeed the sending of reports for each pig baiting account or DMing his "friends" for help
One interesting pattern is that the xeets seem to be clustered every three or four hours, which could suggest him taking break/lunch at the insurance company he wagies for and spending every second of this free time angrily shitting himself on xitter
Nothing ground breaking obviously but its fun to see the patterns emerge when you take a wider look
Isn't that grounds for just dismissal if your employee keeps using company internet(I hope he isn't retarded to log onto twitter on the company PC )to shit talk on Twitter against retards?
Isn't that grounds for just dismissal if your employee keeps using company internet(I hope he isn't retarded to log onto twitter on the company PC )to shit talk on Twitter against retards?
Patrick posted this to Instagram unironically in 2019. Literally the textbook definition of drooling deranged retard. Incredibly uncomfortable to look at.
I had to scroll through Pat's Insta for a minute to get to 2019. I'd say 75% of his posts there are just screenshots of his own tweets or Trump's tweets. There's a lot of people I intensely dislike in American politics but instead of centering my entire life around shitting on them, I choose to avoid thinking about them altogether. I cannot comprehend this being my life.