Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pork Packer]

Ok so acting on a hunch I decided to see how many times pig of pig has tweeted at or in relation to a random yet persistent troll, namely the infamous toilet account.

What I found shook me to my core.

The fat fuck has been angrily oinking at his fucking toilet for a year and a half and yet has never fucking blocked him

....ok well obviously he blocks him on a regular basis due to how fucking fat and full of literal shit he is but....oh for fuck sake you know what I mean.

For reasons unknown to god and man he insists on regularly interacting with his terrifying cyberbowler terrorist harassers for longer than he sustained a relationship with his only child and regularly chooses to maintain communication even when doing so offers him nothing even in terms of pretend xitter victories.

The actual hootinanny fuck is going on in this porcine retard's head?!

 

[poopshoes]

Ok so acting on a hunch I decided to see how many times pig of pig has tweeted at or in relation to a random yet persistent troll, namely the infamous toilet account.

What I found shook me to my core.

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The fat fuck has been angrily oinking at his fucking toilet for a year and a half and yet has never fucking blocked him

....ok well obviously he blocks him on a regular basis due to how fucking fat and full of literal shit he is but....oh for fuck sake you know what I mean.

For reasons unknown to god and man he insists on regularly interacting with his terrifying cyberbowler terrorist harassers for longer than he sustained a relationship with his only child and regularly chooses to maintain communication even when doing so offers him nothing even in terms of pretend xitter victories.

The actual hootinanny fuck is going on in this porcine retard's head?!

It's what makes this guy so great to follow. It never ends with him. Every stalker child must be told to enjoy prison, every "wrong" fact must be correcTed, every person who disagrees with him in any possible way must be smeared and/or threatened. I really respect his consistent ability to make us laugh, albeit not in the way he wished for.

 

[JJLiautaud]

It kind of does, though. At some point you have to grow a brain and resist the urge just to stir up shit because you're bored. Seriously, ADHD does instill urges in you like nothing's going on, I should set something on fire! You really need to do some superego workouts to tame that evil child in you.

Why would a lawyer know about personality disorders? Lawyers are literally walking personality disorders.

He's not just dumb, he's super dumb. He's one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever seen. You can see his bovine stupidity on display in any picture ever taken of him. Look at this drooling fat freak.
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This isn't even the worst by far. He usually looks even dumber.

The only picture where he doesn't look fucking retarded is his first mugshot where he threatened to kill his wife and unborn child.

He actually looks vaguely normal in this photo it was taken in the early stages of his PHTV(Porcine-Human Transformation Virus) infection.

 

[Pork Packer]

Ya know something that has stuck in my mind for a while is that during the glorious Josiah call recording, fatfatfatfatfatfatfat was randomly insistent on naming the judge "pro temp" which seemed (and frankly was) insignificant at the time, but given how he is intentionally trying to get the evil terror trolls to interact with him and actively seeking them out on twitter and the uh....unique legal strategy he has adopted, I am wondering whether this is part of some scuffed pig-law stratagem wherein him replying to each and every one of his trolls and declaring them felonious stalkers and hog-baiters somehow translates to them now legally being liable under RICO or some shit for everything and thus will one day allow him to have all of them and us imprisoned for eachother's crimes against pigkind.

Am I reaching? Oh absolutely, but its kinda hard not to try and speculate whats going on inside his tiny, angry, cholesterol packed brain, and fatrick sure as shit is stupid enough to be duped by some of the various strains of pseudo law that are going around.

If I am right, Allah willing we will see him attempt a full Darrell Brooks at his next hearing and insist on representing himself.

EDIT: Oh my he is oinking angrier than usual now....

Spoiler

Some Choice Quotes

I have no history of lying, stalker. None at all. That's you again. And it's already ensured your life ends with prison.

LIFE IN JAIL FOR CALLING ME FAT

You make hundreds of fake twitter accounts because you are a deeply mentally ill sociopath who can't control your criminal impulse to harass complete strangers, stalker. That's not troll behavior, stalker. Trolls get blocked and move on. You can't, because you're obsessed.

Yeah....as demonstrated earlierhe sure as shit doesnt block trolls. Also he seems to be pushing the angle that all trolls are just one guy with a billion computers

Quasi's life is already over, stalker. Like yours. Enjoy prison.

Fatshiro: Trotter of the North Star

We got him nothing, stalker. Next, we take everything. Enjoy prison

Sounds like he has something planned (aside from scoping out a new kindergarten)

And the court is wrong, stalker. Just as you always are. Enjoy prison.

Oh my, how fortuitous for my spergy speculation he is going to pull some retard pseudo-law shit next

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's what makes this guy so great to follow. It never ends with him. Every stalker child must be told to enjoy prison, every "wrong" fact must be correcTed, every person who disagrees with him in any possible way must be smeared and/or threatened. I really respect his consistent ability to make us laugh, albeit not in the way he wished for.

Jesus Pat spends more time shrieking at his toilet than I do talking to most of my closest family.

 

[TurboNAS]

Patrick has definitely used the block button, but it’s against regular people like Leslie and a former writer colleague that Patrick couldn’t help alienating. He then responds for a year to an obvious troll account rather than blocking without comment.

I suspect that in his mind he’s fighting the trolls and winning. Oh sure, there are some unfortunate people who have to be blocked along the way but every time he fires back the true and certain statement that they are going to prison (remember, he has no history of lying) then he gets to chalk up another victory in the Great War against the Worldwide Troll Ecosystem.

 

[AnOminous]

Ok so acting on a hunch I decided to see how many times pig of pig has tweeted at or in relation to a random yet persistent troll, namely the infamous toilet account.

This fat faggot is literally still arguing with his own toilet? And he isn't at all embarrassed by what a complete and utter retard he is?

 

[Divine right to rule]

I wonder if Patrick realizes that he can't put the stalker children in prison by suing them.
"Patrick, only the state can charge people and put them in prison, not civil litigants."
"Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison."

 

[AnOminous]

He actually looks vaguely normal in this photo it was only in the early stages of his PHTV(Porcine-Human Transformation Virus) infection.

It's pretty hilarious when the only picture of you where you look even remotely normal is a mug shot.

 

[McMitch]

He actually looks vaguely normal in this photo it was only in the early stages of his PHTV(Porcine-Human Transformation Virus) infection.

It's because in literally every picture he takes himself, he has is eyes as wide open as possible. It's literally what women do, because he's an effeminate faggot.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The only picture where he doesn't look fucking retarded is his first mugshot where he threatened to kill his wife and unborn child.
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He actually looks vaguely normal in this photo it was only in the early stages of his PHTV(Porcine-Human Transformation Virus) infection.

goes to show the only time he feels normal/human is after threatening to kill women and children.

He must look really really good after grinding up a fresh batch of basement pepperoni

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder if Patrick realizes that he can't put the stalker children in prison by suing them.
"Patrick, only the state can charge people and put them in prison, not civil litigants."
"Wrong as always, stalker. Enjoy prison."

My assumption is that he thinks that while he is suing them, the FBI will take the evidence he gathers of them SWATTING and stalking him, sending silly tweets and texts, and once he has sued them all into indentured servitude the FBI will swoop in to throw them all into a Federal medieval dungeon.

To be as fair as possible to the piggie wiggle, I vaguely recall Null posting words to the effect that he had heard from the FBI about the Swating and they were furious about it.

So yes, perhaps if the Feds do manage to identify and charge the culprit behind the Swats then that individual will enjoy a lot of prison, but I don’t think they are especially depending on Fatrick’s actions and litigation attempts.

Edit….
I found the post Null made in relation to people being stupid about the swats.

I am reminded of the time that I banned SIG after he threatened to murder a bunch of people over Christmas and the FBI sent the first grand jury subpoena we've received over it. I told people this and I was shocked at how many absolute actual retards from A&H were complaining that I wouldn't let people openly talk about committing mass murders.

The forum has a system of self-preservation that trumps any rule, any funny, and any specific user or thread on this site. So let me made this especially clear to the slow people (@Paragon):

This year has seen a lot of SWAT pranks.
The Federal Government is very angry and taking this very seriously.
Every single subpoena I've ever received has been in regards to a violent threat or a lolcow who had been recently SWAT'd.
The Government charges you with attempted murder for doing this.

Get it? Get it? Get it? Are we on the same page now? Can I make it any clearer?

 

[Incel Death Note]

Ok so acting on a hunch I decided to see how many times pig of pig has tweeted at or in relation to a random yet persistent troll, namely the infamous toilet account.

What I found shook me to my core.

View attachment 5313247

The fat fuck has been angrily oinking at his fucking toilet for a year and a half and yet has never fucking blocked him

....ok well obviously he blocks him on a regular basis due to how fucking fat and full of literal shit he is but....oh for fuck sake you know what I mean.

For reasons unknown to god and man he insists on regularly interacting with his terrifying cyberbowler terrorist harassers for longer than he sustained a relationship with his only child and regularly chooses to maintain communication even when doing so offers him nothing even in terms of pretend xitter victories.

The actual hootinanny fuck is going on in this porcine retard's head?!

Ignoring the trolls. Does noT. Work. If he doesn't correct the record, people on TwiTTer will mistakenly believe his toilet is badmouthing him online. Fuck you're stupid.

 

[AnOminous]

Ignoring the trolls. Does noT. Work. If he doesn't correct the record, people on TwiTTer will mistakenly believe his toilet is badmouthing him online. Fuck you're stupid.

His toilet is talking shit about him. What normal person would disregard such disrespect? He MUST respond to his toilet's lies!

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Patrick has definitely used the block button, but it’s against regular people like Leslie and a former writer colleague that Patrick couldn’t help alienating

he blocks people who have actual audiences, who would obliterate him - maybe even get his account terminated permanently through mass reports - if they were riled up enough. that's why, even though he's sniped at people like Larry Correia and Child'd Mark Pellegrino, he never fights for long. it's the textbook definition of a bully and a weak willed miscreant. this is why i also believe that if he were to lose his shxitter account for good he'd go postal.

 

[Uncle Buck]

So yes, perhaps if the Feds do manage to identify and charge the culprit behind the Swats then that individual will enjoy a lot of prison, but I don’t think they are especially depending on Fatrick’s actions and litigation attempts.

You know what else? It won’t stop the people from this site, OnA, X or anywhere else from making fun of him and talking about how he’s an idiot and a buffoon, nor will it make him less of an obese homosexual with bitch tits. On the off chance the hoax police caller is ever caught, it will only ever be THAT person that has any charges brought against them, not the sites themselves and not people simply exercising their right to speak freely about a low-IQ fatass with a bad habit of using social media to say incredibly stupid and inflammatory things.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

What I find funny about his childing spree that anyone new should know about is that Fatrick types out every individual tweet. There's no copy and paste, no bot to auto reply, no he fucking types out nearly the same thing every fucking time. I've seen freaks who have 100,000 tweets within a year, that's roughly 274 tweets a day (And there are some who have a fuckton more tweets within a year). I'm curious how many stalker childing tweets Fatrick does in a year.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

The only drug stronger, more deadly than fentanyl is childing. Patrick is a slave to this virtual substance.

 

[lindsayfan]

The only drug stronger, more deadly than fentanyl is childing. Patrick is a slave to this virtual substance.

nnnnnno child.
those are your delusions again.
he can stop any time. always could.

.
!
.
...

CHILD!!!!

 

[AnOminous]

What I find funny about his childing spree that anyone new should know about is that Fatrick types out every individual tweet.

Seeing typos in every tweet from Fatty when he's childing at somebody and saying "Enjoy prison" when you can also see him responding "CANVEL" or whatever to a text is so hilarious. This goddamn retard is literally responding to every single one of these troll tweets, fat-fingering them every time, absolutely mad out the ass.