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Sure am handing out a lot of 'horrifying' tags in this thread.
More post-jail sightings megathread
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> hits people with his car
no jail time, still allowed to drive
> assaults people in a game shop
no jail time, still allowed in game shops
> burns parts of his parents house down
just keeps living there
> rapes his mother
no conviction, moves back in
This is escalating like the plot of Breaking Bad, but the genius chemist is a hedgehog goddess.
no jail time, still allowed to drive
> assaults people in a game shop
no jail time, still allowed in game shops
> burns parts of his parents house down
just keeps living there
> rapes his mother
no conviction, moves back in
This is escalating like the plot of Breaking Bad, but the genius chemist is a hedgehog goddess.
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Snorlax-snatch, the most Anchuent China.
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as in modern lobot - oh sorry, SRS? That's certainly possible as well, since post-release sightings show he didn't gave up on troonism. And he has on hormones for quite a while.
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It is well that
- Robert E. Barbussy
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lol
lmao
You pathetic imbeciles thought the goddess wouldn't return to her temple, that she would dwell in disgrace forever more. Unfortunately for you pitiful blasphemers, the merge is still on and all of you will one day kneel before the girldick, coated in the sacred fluids which emanate from the holy barbussy and your womenfolk will be offered up to our goddess of teh vidya gaems, made boyfriend free for her personal use as concubines. This is the price that all of you pitiful fools shall pay for defying a goddess!
On a more serious note, how the fuck is he still able to afford a car? Gibs from family, the state, the feds or all of the above? Are the weens giving him money?
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Fuck, I am glad that Barb is beyond childbearing age...I do not want to imagine what horrid potato babies would result from Chris' seed or Barb's lineage if they resulted in somebody like Chris in the first place.
Plus, imagine how psychologically-damaging it would be to have Chris as your father/"mother".
Plus, imagine how psychologically-damaging it would be to have Chris as your father/"mother".
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So at this point, even if Chris releases a video gloating "Haha! First thing I did when I got home was bend Barbichu over the couch, kicking and screaming, and fuck her for two years worth, and then I fucked her again just to fuck you!" the cops probably still won't do anything because it won't be any more evidence than the first time.
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"3 inches in barbussy" sounds like the name of a Norwegian death metal album.
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The only wetness there comes from cobwebs that got soaked into cat pee on the floor.
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Watch your disrespectful mouth, the Queen's Pickle is no less than seven inches long.
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Mother lovers specifically, it would seem.
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The question is who are the lolcow Sandberg/Sarandon to Chris' JT and Barb's Patricia Carlson?
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Hold onto your butts, this is Chris we're talking about.
Maybe he'll turn Barbie-Chan into Crystal.
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It's better for "Crystal" to "stay safe" in the void of nonexistence, than to be "given the birth" by "Chris Chan", that's for sure.
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Love truly does conquer all!
Just like Chris will conquer that Barbussy, amirite?
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That's not a move, you faggot, it's a sexual position. The hip thrusting he will be doing into his dear mother-wife's vagina is the move here. (A power move, you might say.
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I was disappointed it took me almost a minute to find your last “GUYS HES CREAMING IN HIS MOTHER RIGHT NOW GUYS”, step it up you need to make sure you keep everyone updated every 3rd post
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This is our world. A retard rapes his mom. They send him to jail. He says "I'm autistic, let me rape her some more." And they send him right back to rape his mom some more.That's not a move, you faggot, it's a sexual position. The hip thrusting he will be doing into his dear mother-wife's vagina is the move here. (A power move, you might say.
Yes, and why don't you help out a bit so I don't have to, you fucking faggot? At least update us that Chris is raping his mom every 10th post or so you piece of shit!