More post-jail sightings megathread

[FunPosting101]

is it really deviant to point out taking everything out of the equation that tight young pussy>>>old? like older women are better in many cases just not this one IMHO and i stand by it. is it HOW im saying it vs WHAT i am saying that is deviant?

There's a certain subset of prude on here who thinks that if you prefer women who are younger than you then you are basically an equivalent to a pedophile. Never mind that 18 to 24 is well outside any reasonable definition of pedophilia, people want to be outraged. It's honestly kinda funny to me, in this thread in particular I can think of much better things to be outraged about.

 

[Yamamura]

Does anyone else find all this somewhat oddly poetic in a strange way? I mean comparing the old Sonichu to the current Sonichu the most obvious difference is changing from Ford to their direct competitor Chevrolet. Basically as if the two Sonichus are alternate mirror versions of each other.

Everything feels like it's sort of all come full circle back to the way it was before 2021, but it's sort of all wrong somehow. Like as if aliens tried to reconstruct our reality based on our memories but missed some key details. Like Chris' hair is still dyed but it isn't the same way we remember, as if now there's a bad Chris impersonator going around skinwalking as old Chris.

The license plate is the most symbolic, basically it's an attempt to recreate what was there before. All the letters are the same, but it's an anagram of what it formerly was. It's a crude attempt to recreate the situation before the events of what happened. Chris is attempting to return to the before time when he could still go to conventions and wasn't vilified, but the pieces of the puzzle can't be put back to the way they were before.

 

[ZazietheBeast]

Dear Godbear this is dark and horrible. Chris never learns and its gonna happen again!

 

[FinnSven]

Everything feels like it's sort of all come full circle back to the way it was before 2021, but it's sort of all wrong somehow. Like as if aliens tried to reconstruct our reality based on our memories but missed some key details. Like Chris' hair is still dyed but it isn't the same way we remember, as if now there's a bad Chris impersonator going around skinwalking as old Chris.

The Chris Chan Mandela effect?

He could use a strong black woman in his life, they would run his shit straight into the grave and he'd love every second of a woman telling him how to exist.

I think it would turn him into an even more embarrassing and retarded Vanilla Ice.

 

[TheTourist]

Chris, Boogie2988, DSP, Ethan Ralph... These lolcows all seem to survive and keep going somehow despite everyone thinking otherwise. Don't know why, don't know how, they just never seem to die. I see him being Chris until he dies of old age at 90, along with all the other lolcows that seem to hold on somehow.

What a ride its been since he first one that sonic contest at 12!

Normal humans tend to back off from the net after an embarrassing fiasco, and they find success in life elsewhere, vanished from the public eye. Chris and company aren't smart enough to do anything else so they're stuck dangling on the end of a rope forever. Bless.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

With Chris's amount of online clout, he absolutely could at any time.

I don't know, he didn't do real hard time. He was only in jail, that just doesn't have the same cachet as a prison sentence.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

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Ethan Ralph?

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I think it would turn him into an even more embarrassing and retarded Vanilla Ice.

oh please sweet merciful GodBear, please make that happen. this needs to be the next chris chan saga. please, as reprieve from the punishment and horrors of the barbussy saga, please let us have the vanilla ice saga.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

He could use a strong black woman in his life, they would run his shit straight into the grave and he'd love every second of a woman telling him how to exist.

Or a strong black bruva to lay the law down during the day and give him Zanshoes BBC at night.

 

[Flippant Aardwolf]

Its gotta be the new mk ultra but instead of LSD it’s mental illness and the internet

Chris, Boogie2988, DSP, Ethan Ralph... These lolcows all seem to survive and keep going somehow despite everyone thinking otherwise. Don't know why, don't know how, they just never seem to die. I see him being Chris until he dies of old age at 90, along with all the other lolcows that seem to hold on somehow.

What a ride its been since he first one that sonic contest at 12!

 

[ClamHammer]

I can't believe how far we've all come, nothing and everything has changed at the same time

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

is it really deviant to point out taking everything out of the equation that tight young pussy>>>old? like older women are better in many cases just not this one IMHO and i stand by it. is it HOW im saying it vs WHAT i am saying that is deviant?

It's deviant because nobody asked, nobody is interested in knowing the finer points of pussy age.

It's literally just this

 

[ClamHammer]

It's deviant because nobody asked, nobody is interested in knowing the finer points of pussy age.

It's literally just this

We call that autism

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

With Chris's amount of online clout, he absolutely could at any time.

Yeah, but she would be an onlyhams princess missing one eye and having an extra testicle.

 

[jejune]

is it true chris is back at home iwith barb? Im hoping its just a stupid rumor

 

[AnOminous]

is it true chris is back at home iwith barb? Im hoping its just a stupid rumor

There's a picture of his damn car in the driveway.

The only real question is if Barb is there.

 

[Oxyjen]

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Does anyone else find all this somewhat oddly poetic in a strange way? I mean comparing the old Sonichu to the current Sonichu the most obvious difference is changing from Ford to their direct competitor Chevrolet. Basically as if the two Sonichus are alternate mirror versions of each other.

Everything feels like it's sort of all come full circle back to the way it was before 2021, but it's sort of all wrong somehow. Like as if aliens tried to reconstruct our reality based on our memories but missed some key details. Like Chris' hair is still dyed but it isn't the same way we remember, as if now there's a bad Chris impersonator going around skinwalking as old Chris.

The license plate is the most symbolic, basically it's an attempt to recreate what was there before. All the letters are the same, but it's an anagram of what it formerly was. It's a crude attempt to recreate the situation before the events of what happened. Chris is attempting to return to the before time when he could still go to conventions and wasn't vilified, but the pieces of the puzzle can't be put back to the way they were before.

So we’re living in Twin Peaks: The Return then, essentially.

Figures.

 

[Flamin Park]

...can we have the black tape now?

 

[I Do Not Post]

...can we have the black tape now?

do you really want to hear it?

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Does this mean that we are going to see a spate of mother fucking autist troon incels?

I was actually thinking recently at how prolific incest porn has become and how it's gone from the mainstream 'step' scenarios to now full blooded roleplay being the norm, with mother/son shit being particularly widespread.

I like to think that even most 'normal' coomers aren't so degenerate that they would just ignore their biological instinct to not slam the hole they came out of, but when it comes to the autismo/tranny/incel triangle of hell I can absolutely see these people desensitising themselves into wanting to fuck their mothers and following through on it.

This could just be my anti-porn views putting me into a bit of a moral panic, but we've degenerated to the point that people are out their publicly calling for pedophilia to be accepted so I don't see why anything should surprise us anymore. Plus as you said, Chris does seem to be some sort of eldritch oracle for these sort of things.