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Imagine being Chris's neighbors. Thinking for the past 2 years "Oh thank fucking god" being able to exhale and relax. Then one day a car with a "soncihu" license plate tardedly squeels into the overgrown gravel driveway next door. The same fat baby-man larping as a woman you've seen years ago starts waddling his happy ass back into that house. You know the one. You know the rumors. Oh god. Oh god no. :cryblood::heart-empty:
 
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HedgehogBoysVEVO said:
Chris is nigger rich right now after his tugboat payments supposedly collected while he was incarcerated. He's dropping fat stacks on 20 year old used cars but not very long from now that well's going to run dry and he'll either be back to begging or possibly pilfering Barb's social security retirement for more fun money.
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He'll be back to begging

If Barb isn't living there he doesn't get any access to her social security unless he steals it somehow. If she isn't at 14BC then surely whatever the fuck relative she's with is in charge of that. They aren't gonna be letting Chris into that shit

And the feds would fuck him over when he got caught. Which would be the first time, a total failure attempt to grab some Barb bucks that instantly gets report to some prosecuting attorneys' offices. The feds love coming after easy wins on idiots (or subcontracting it out to state or county attorneys) to show all the other proles don't fuck around with our money (not that it is theirs but that's beside the point) like this
 
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Atomic Tampon Cat said:
Imagine being Chris's neighbors. Thinking for the past 2 years "Oh thank fucking god" being able to exhale and relax. Then one day a car with a "soncihu" license plate tardedly squeels into the overgrown gravel driveway next door. The same fat baby-man larping as a woman you've seen years ago starts waddling his happy ass back into that house. You know the one. You know the rumors. Oh god. Oh god no. :cryblood::heart-empty:
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Poor Jenkins Jinkies 🥺
 
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AnOminous said:
She threatened to smash his stuff if he didn't.
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And that would be why I have minimal sympathy for Barb. It's also why I suspect that she has been molesting Chris since he was a child. Think about it, her wanting to spoon with her own son is what we know about. Consider for a moment all the crap (And I'm not talking about soiled underpants here, although that might be involved too.) that's gone on behind closed doors in that house of theirs that we don't know about.
 
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draggs said:
He'll be back to begging

If Barb isn't living there he doesn't get any access to her social security unless he steals it somehow. If she isn't at 14BC then surely whatever the fuck relative she's with is in charge of that. They aren't gonna be letting Chris into that shit

And the feds would fuck him over when he got caught. Which would be the first time, a total failure attempt to grab some Barb bucks that instantly gets report to some prosecuting attorneys' offices. The feds love coming after easy wins on idiots (or subcontracting it out to state or county attorneys) to show all the other proles don't fuck around with our money (not that it is theirs but that's beside the point) like this
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How sad is it that our legal system would happily nail Chris and throw the book at him if he tried to cheat his way into some easy money, but getting caught balls deep in his octogenarian mom only got him two years in jail and ultimately nothing achieved nothing lost?
 
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you can blame Chris' freeing on any number of factors you want, but i dont think even the biggest bleeding heart ultralib was wanting him out, nor would anyone else in his position get the same verdict
Chris is just Chris
the universe loves him

nostalgiasorrow said:
Somebody posted a new sighting of chris. What even is this outfit? Also when did Chris dye his hair?

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man, what a figure.... he really looks like a woman from this angle...

a fat woman who i would not fuck
 
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Ted's of Beverly Hills said:
Even if the authorities dropped the ball, the family is still in a position to do something about it
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What family? Cole doesn't want to get near either of them. Chris and Barb have also alienated any family member or friend that didn't buy into their delusions. Chris has also alienated outside help like :null: who has his tard wrangler for a time. These two are completely isolated from anyone that could actually help them.

Now that Chris is free. I wonder when is he going to a convention? Because it's Chris and we all know that eventually he's going to one. Only to be met with people fleeing in horror and weens attaching themselves to him like a parasite.
 
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Finger Pistols said:
Now that Chris is free. I wonder when is he going to a convention? Because it's Chris and we all know that eventually he's going to one. Only to be met with people fleeing in horror and weens attaching themselves to him like a parasite.
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hes probably pre-banned from every possible convention, there's not a single person this side of the internet that didn't hear about him and even if they personally didn't, or don't care, he's so infamous that NOT kicking him out preemptively will be viewed as an expression of active #support of him
 
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Finger Pistols said:
Now that Chris is free. I wonder when is he going to a convention? Because it's Chris and we all know that eventually he's going to one. Only to be met with people fleeing in horror and weens attaching themselves to him like a parasite.
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
hes probably pre-banned from every possible convention, there's not a single person this side of the internet that didn't hear about him and even if they personally didn't, or don't care, he's so infamous that NOT kicking him out preemptively will be viewed as active #support for him
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It'll be interesting to see what happens later this month. I know Anime USA is going down Sept. 22-24 in Arlington, VA. which is a sub-2 hour drive from Ruckersville. Then there's some other startup convention in Baltimore the weekend after that.

And the fact he's likely pre-emptively banned isn't much given Chris already demonstrated he can willfully ignore these even if he's aware - this is why the macing incident happens because the Gamestop Manager told Chris he was still banned and Chris questioned why 'bygones can't be bygones'. There is now nothing stopping Chris from just driving to these conventions and trying to buy tickets at the convention registration desk, likely causing a scene when he's inevitably denied.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
This is some dark prophecy shit.

Bob's birthday, incest, all the weird shit Chris says about being god. The signs are clear, the dimensional merge is upon us. Do not lose hope though because we have held the power to save the planet within our hearts the entire time!

The power of laughing at retards on the internet.

Now make a retarded video Chris, you fat fuck!
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maybe we were wrong, operating under the impression that the merge will be a glorious ascension
maybe it is in fact the opposite, a doomsday event, and it is up to some mighty hero to come along and stop the evil prophecy from fulfilling

who will it be? what honorable champion, or perhaps a group of legendary warriors, will finally strike down on the wicked god, destroying his power and mending the unfolding dimensional tear

will this be the awakening of Christopher Weston Chandler...
 
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Optimus Prime said:
There is now nothing stopping Chris from just driving to these conventions and trying to buy tickets at the convention registration desk, likely causing a scene when he's inevitably denied.
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Hell yeah, a potential sequel to Rioley Ravioli's "I suck dick for cock!" display of tard rage.
 
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