Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

It doesn't sound as though there was an actual deal negotiated though. I've been a party to negotiated plea deals.

Then why did she not plead to some charges?

You know what you're getting before you stand up before the judge. Defence counsel and the prosecution come to an agreement about what the penalty will be.

That's not always the case. Sometimes they just give you a take it or leave it plead to this and we'll drop these and then the sentencing is an adversarial proceeding. And of course sometimes the judge rejects the negotiated deal.

So what the hell was going on here? Nick clearly hadn't negotiated a plea deal. It seems as though he'd just suggested that she plead guilty and he was going to do her plea of mitigation.

The judge indicated on the record that she hadn't pled to everything. Those charges wouldn't have just evaporated without being dropped.

Rackets: "Your honor, my client would like to plea guilty to all charges"
Judge: "Excellent. I sentence them to the maximum level of punishment under the law"
Rackets: "Wait what? I thought we were doing a plea deal thingy"
Judge: "You have to actually bargain for that first"

If that really happened, though, well, first, Nick would be a gargantuan fuckup, but why would the judge say this?

“You didn’t even plead guilty to all the things you were accused of. You have not taken full responsibility, but you will,” Fischer said before pronouncing the sentences.

 

[Mister Dongs]

- Cecil seemed uneasy about running into Doug Ten Napel in person. He thinks Doug is a "pompous ass", but doesn't "hate" him. Apparently Cecil made some sort of comic parodying Doug or his Earthworm Jim character, possibly called Dirtworm Jim where a character literally shits out a likeness of either Doug or Jim.
- As opposed to relishing the upcoming awkward possible encounter with Dick, Cecil said he is trying to avoid any awkwardness with Doug because he won't enjoy it. He seemed to honestly brainstorm whether bringing a copy of his Dirtworm Jim comic to give to Doug would be interpreted as instigating tension or in good fun. It was decided it probably would just aggravate things.

Cecil made a whole comic book in 2020 about how he hated Doug TenNapel and how he was a shiteating parasite because he dared question Warcampaign (they later turned on Cecil the following year). But he's out of options after sending superchats to FNT and, failing to get the hint after Nerdrotic shit all over his superchats on FNT, went so far as to travel to Anime Matsuri to kiss Gary's ass in person where it finally sunk in that Nerdrotic clearly regards him as a worthless parasite (true). His channel having stalled at around 17K subscribers after 5 years and he has no job prospects as someone pushing 50. Comicsgate is in steep decline, so now Cecil must break bread with Doug TenNapel and Dick Masterson (who he's also been shittalking to curry favor with Eric July, who also sees through him), who outsize him both figuratively and literally (Doug is like a foot and a half taller than him), in the vain hopes that Balldo Man can prop him up as a second act to Coomalot.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Cecil made a whole comic book in 2020 about how he hated Doug TenNapel and how he was a shiteating parasite because he dared question Warcampaign (they later turned on Cecil the following year). But he's out of options after sending superchats to FNT and, failing to get the hint after Nerdrotic shit all over his superchats on FNT, went so far as to travel to Anime Matsuri to kiss Gary's ass in person where it finally sunk in that Nerdrotic clearly regards him as a worthless parasite (true). His channel having stalled at around 17K subscribers after 5 years and he has no job prospects as someone pushing 50. Comicsgate is in steep decline, so now Cecil must break bread with Doug TenNapel and Dick Masterson (who he's also been shittalking to curry favor with Eric July, who also sees through him), who outsize him both figuratively and literally (Doug is like a foot and a half taller than him), in the vain hopes that Balldo Man can prop him up as a second act to Coomalot.

Your name sounds familiar. Were you ever on any stream with EVS? The guy I'm remembering in relation to you was friendly with EVS.

 

[Swole McPole]

The judge indicated on the record that she hadn't pled to everything. Those charges wouldn't have just evaporated without being dropped.

So the 'deal' would just be this: we'll drop some charges in return for a guilty plea, but we're still going to seek the maximum sentence on the things you plead guilty to?

That sounds like a terrible deal. It sounds like no deal at all, in fact. Given how badly her crimes fucked up the lives of the people who'd given her a job and entrusted their lives and the well being of their familes to her, I can understand why the prosecution wouldn't be keen to offer her much, but even so. An experienced lawyer who had some relationship with the prosecutors would be able to glean some kind of notion of what kind of sentence they were seeking -- and how likely the judge would be to go for that.

Sounds to me like Nick went in there, full of his usual loudmouthed bragadoccio, telling everyone how it was going to be -- and got nothing. Not even a hint of what sentence might be. That just seems incomprehensible to me. Generally, in those small town courts, both sides are working with each other all the time. Generally, everyone's trying to get along. You want to have a good relationship with the lawyers on the other side so they will help you out, so the only reason I can think of for them not indicating the kind of sentence they'd be seeking is because Nick was so obnoxious they didn't want to do him any favours?

Alternatively, perhaps they did tell him? Perhaps they said 'Nick, we're going for ten years and we expect to get it from this judge' and Nick just thought he knew better?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Cecil made a whole comic book in 2020 about how he hated Doug TenNapel and how he was a shiteating parasite because he dared question Warcampaign (they later turned on Cecil the following year). But he's out of options after sending superchats to FNT and, failing to get the hint after Nerdrotic shit all over his superchats on FNT, went so far as to travel to Anime Matsuri to kiss Gary's ass in person where it finally sunk in that Nerdrotic clearly regards him as a worthless parasite (true). His channel having stalled at around 17K subscribers after 5 years and he has no job prospects as someone pushing 50.

Thanks for the background.

FWIW, pretty sure Cecil said he was 38 turning 40 in 2 years last night on stream, unless he's lying about it. His gf is in her mid-20s.

Always interesting to see Warcampaign's fingerprints all over Comicsgate.

I watch their Canadian freedom movement streams sometimes during the week with Ro, Gat and Pan.

They aren't really pushing their own comics anymore.

They have essentially alienated everyone against them in the anti-Trudeau movement by accusing everyone else of being feds and embezzling funds.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What is LOCALS talking about?

Nick whinges for half a show:

Spoiler: Muh AC!

ThisJustinCase​	hvac seems to be his thing the past few days, maybe talking about that will make it come out lol
aCompleteRandom​	Half of last night's show was about A/C. Started feeling like a record on skip.

JD_McWiggles​

I respected the AC rant. I worked in refrigeration engineering for a number of years and it's nice to be recognized

EternalHex​

Respect, but still holy fuck. I think he came around to the same sentence like 5 or 6 times. XD

sanglant​

nah, he was in a loop for a good hour in a half.

Lostnconfusd​

Wow catching up on last night's show and how long did he go on about A/C

Lostnconfusd​

He's been going on for like over an hour

aCompleteRandom​

Half the show.

Lostnconfusd​

I think that's what it sounds like it ended up being lol

Nick does not talk about Jim:

Spoiler: LOCALS does not know him

AC2Patriot​

shocked Nick has not talked about or retweeted about the Metokur stream coming up

selwrynn​

For any who didnt see earlier, Jim's back

GrouchyOldGeezer​	Jim who?
selwrynn​	the King
JD_McWiggles​	Elvis?
sanglant​	me to core

selwrynn​

Mr Metokur

Chat is dumb:

Spoiler: Chat gave themselves sun poisoning

selwrynn​	One time I was at a summer camp up in the mountains and I didnt wanna put on sunscreen so I wore a long sleeve. It wasnt hot, just sunny & warm
selwrynn​	By day 3-4 my hand was purple

selwrynn​	like the back of my hand
selwrynn​	cause I hadnt sunscreened it
selwrynn​	rip
selwrynn​	My hand is no longer purple, but it was for like a week after
selwrynn​	this was like 2016

Chat is depressing:

Spoiler: Sharing medical problems

EternalHex​	That's cool. My Mom is disabled nowadays. She ended up with some bad back injuries and her wholeass lumbar is fused.
EternalHex​	Still technically terminal though.. Just still alkive and terminal. It's a weird sorta "one foot in the grave" thing
selwrynn​	Worst my mom has had is cancer, I guess twice now, breast cancer both times, once a right around 2020 and the second time just last couple weeks, still she seems to be doin alright now and doesnt look like she'll have to do chemo a second time, hopefully caught that early, but only time will tell
EternalHex​	And my brother is disabled from the military using his ass up like an old sock.. So we're one very broken family

EternalHex​

Fuckin broke my back when I was 13, have gained countless fractures in it since (it's actually ended up causing kind of a fake scoliosis from discs caving in on each other), broke my leg in three places, broke my foot 5 different times, broke my toes 8. Dislocated my knee 8, shoulder 3 times.. Like, my body is BUSTED

Chat did not inherit knowledge of science:

Spoiler: That... is not how it works

selwrynn​	My grandpa on my dads side worked on the Manhatten Project idk where exactly but my dad was born in New Jersey so probably around there
selwrynn​	as he was born in 44 so just before the bombs were dropped

gnukman​

Yea jersey is a nuclear test site

EternalHex​	That explains why my ex was so fuckin weird..
selwrynn​	I know that he did get hit with the radiations one time because he had to run super fast to get into the atomic shower thing
selwrynn​	also he was immune to mosquitos
selwrynn​	idk if that came from the radiation but I wish I inherited that
gnukman​	That explains u
selwrynn​	like they would bite him or whatever but he wouldn't itch them at all

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick's discord, home of Nick's strongest nose guards.

When Soter from the Discord says "I'm going to believe my IRL friend vs some internet rando" re: Nick's drinking and his excuses to miss shows, is he suggesting the "IRL friend" is Nick?

 

[Minerva]

my speculation is kayla wanted a divorce for the reasons of the 20 yr itch hypothesis. nick got mad but did not want a divorce, so he let kayla do what ever she wanted. i base this on circumstantial evidence in the leaked txt exchange between nick/faran about kayla wanting to swing. this resulted in what we see today with nick. all of his worst tendencies are on display.

I wouldn't put too much weight on the claims in that text. Faran said Nick admitted to her that Kayla wanted to swing. Nick however is a slimy manipulative toad of a man, a lying liar who lies, a gaslighting faggot who twists the truth at every turn and creates narratives that cast him in the most favorable light.

Take Gay90's for example. Nick says Kayla is the one who arranged that outing for his birthday. But Gay90's is a place he learned about from Drexel. I'm convinced going there was something he wanted (given his penchant for DICK), something he would have mentioned again and again, and which Kayla would eventually capitulate to (like a good, loving spouse) and arrange in order to make him happy. Ergo, totally Kayla's idea!

Given everything we've learnt of his weaselly personality, hedonistic predilections and damaged psychology, I'm more inclined to believe it's he advocating for degeneracy out of the two. While, perhaps, not entirely innocent, Kayla strikes me as an incredibly insecure and depressed individual. The way she broke down on that one stream, wondering whether she was a good enough mother/wife, the prescription drugs, the extreme weight loss and cosmetic procedures (to fix her oh so ruined body following childbirth, which her husband had no qualms voicing aloud--Lord knows what else he's said in private), point to someone doing whatever necessary to keep her family together (ie, Nick happy) whilst trying to maintain her sanity.

Nick is a reprehensible individual. Until any evidence to the contrary, I am going to assume the worst of him and he, alone, as the arbiter of his degenerate spiral.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

When Soter from the Discord says "I'm going to believe my IRL friend vs some internet rando" re: Nick's drinking and his excuses to miss shows, is he suggesting the "IRL friend" is Nick?

Yes, soter was/is neighbors with q and nick. Q is that other black guy with comically huge lips that got into a fight with drex when he ambushed drex on his into the darkness channel stream with his mom. Something about all women are hoes as usual. Drex alleged that q approached him to get onto gangbangs despite his yt channel is about being a good christian boy. Q has moved away since I think.

Fyi, soter is the discord admin for nicks server. Nick pays him some hundred dollars to janny it but the way he did it was so retarded that the discord often revolts, which lead to nick thinking that the discord is troublesome. Not clear on the details but one of the retardation i think was soter jannying up the nsfw channels so hard because he browses it while his underage kid is next to him. There's apparently a lot more of mental retardation antics by soter but like i said I don't know the details other than the whole server before the purge hated him. Ppl staying in the server for free wad his fuck up too.

Lmao no stream today too. I guess we're back to the bare minimum on his rumble contract. Has he released his bootcamp videos yet? Smh.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This has to be the best Friday stream Nick has done in over a year.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

Cecil made a whole comic book in 2020 about how he hated Doug TenNapel and how he was a shiteating parasite because he dared question Warcampaign (they later turned on Cecil the following year). But he's out of options after sending superchats to FNT and, failing to get the hint after Nerdrotic shit all over his superchats on FNT, went so far as to travel to Anime Matsuri to kiss Gary's ass in person where it finally sunk in that Nerdrotic clearly regards him as a worthless parasite (true). His channel having stalled at around 17K subscribers after 5 years and he has no job prospects as someone pushing 50. Comicsgate is in steep decline, so now Cecil must break bread with Doug TenNapel and Dick Masterson (who he's also been shittalking to curry favor with Eric July, who also sees through him), who outsize him both figuratively and literally (Doug is like a foot and a half taller than him), in the vain hopes that Balldo Man can prop him up as a second act to Coomalot.

I've always hated Cecil, so it's a little gratifying to see this greasy retard turning into the Chibineko of the CG crowd, skulking around and slowly realizing just how irrelevant he is to everyone in his sektur. I'm kind of afraid to see the skeletons that inevitably come tumbling out of his closet though.

 

[northstar747]

I personally think that the consequences of the abuse of sexual norms is one of the most damaging things to both the individual and society beucase of the dire consequences. It is something deep in our programming that should not be messed with.

So I grew up around (not in) what I would call a cult. I honestly appreciate the level of (for lack of a better word shame) they taught. But as I look back I think alot of the members children got molested, and other such sexual drama.

What I m trying to say to say is some repression, shame, and self control are rather good. But I have seen first hand the allure of taboos. Like how muslim men are told anal is bad it hurts the women and oh boy do they love the booty hole.

Fuck I remember nick years ago being sick at "eat the booty like groceries"

I have a hard time buying that nick and his wife were virgins, but at the same time given the shit he s said like to mandy, He never talks about ex s or the crazy humping they did.

also I can see nick having a reaction to the molly/shrooms. Exploring the limits of monogyny, enjoying the rock star attention of his simps (the limo in vegas was soo beyond the pale) but most of all the control his parents/grand parents money had him being cut lose.

And I m gonna nose guard here alittle bit.

If nicks parents had resources they could ve done better, if they were gonna use the power of the purse to control him, it seems the totally missued it. Protecting/enabling him to have so many kids and work "job" just to give the impression of being productve vs honeslty being productive.

for example I went to school with a dude who honestly 27 years later, this man has always had a job, from fast food, to welding, to working in machine shops, to being a landscaper at the golf course. I alwasy respected him for working even when he made nigger level finical choices like a 7 year car loan at 18%.

he paid off that stupid car, saved some money quite the golf course and oh yeah he s never not lived with his parents, he tries to play the "help out with family" card with me a few times and I tell him "dude untill someone on their death bed dont play that card"

He's been unemployed for over a year now, and given his behavior he doesn't want to go back to work.

oh sorry back to nick if i was to look at his CC transcript it would be shit, he paid cash to go to his main school and took an easy degree. and didnt go into a profession untill late in life. but he s like lowtax got lucky, and got a big head for it.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I've always hated Cecil, so it's a little gratifying to see this greasy retard turning into the Chibineko of the CG crowd, skulking around and slowly realizing just how irrelevant he is to everyone in his sektur. I'm kind of afraid to see the skeletons that inevitably come tumbling out of his closet though.

He always creeped me the hell out. I was always expecting him to do something weird af to Anna whenever they met up at cons. He gives away creepy uncle vibes.

 

[Mister Dongs]

FWIW, pretty sure Cecil said he was 38 turning 40 in 2 years last night on stream, unless he's lying about it. His gf is in her mid-20s.

He is 100% lying about it. Cecil tells a lot of lies about himself. Sometimes it's about things like how he was a disbarred stockbroker to explain why he doesn't have a job. Or the time he said he underwent facial reconstructive surgery after a skiing accident and came back a week later with a set of veneers. This works on easy marks like the Comicsgate crowd or Ethan van Sciver, but not really on normal people. The gf arc will fall through once she learns enough about him to realize he's full of shit about whatever he's promised her and her stalling art career.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

The way she broke down on that one stream, wondering whether she was a good enough mother/wife, the prescription drugs, the extreme weight loss and cosmetic procedures (to fix her oh so ruined body following childbirth, which her husband had no qualms voicing aloud--Lord knows what else he's said in private), point to someone doing whatever necessary to keep her family together (ie, Nick happy) whilst trying to maintain her sanity.

After watching the back and fourth with Null and Nick there's no doubt in my mind he abuses and gaslights the fuck out of her. That's why she's on pills. Spouses of NPD people usually end up dying of heart issues because they're so worn down.

 

[newuser131]

I wouldn't put too much weight on the claims in that text. Faran said Nick admitted to her that Kayla wanted to swing. Nick however is a slimy manipulative toad of a man, a lying liar who lies, a gaslighting faggot who twists the truth at every turn and creates narratives that cast him in the most favorable light.

i can see it either way between kayla and nick. i can see kayla forcing an ultimatum with nick because she feels she missed out on her youth and i can see nick manipulating kayla into his hedonism because of his midlife crisis. maybe its both. we will never know for sure until the divorce story arc begins. the only exception i take is that nick lies.

like all lawyers, nick technically does not lie. nick will hang at the edge of the truth but will not fall off that edge. my example is the infamous shower call. if you listen to both null's and nick's accounts, the facts of the matter are the same. but null's account was straight forward and blunt, where as, nick's account was filled with gaslighting and spin. after listening to both accounts, i completely believe null's account and i do not believe nick's spin, no matter how confidently nick gives "his truth".

 

[Minerva]

the only exception i take is that nick lies.

like all lawyers, nick technically does not lie. nick will hang at the edge of the truth but will not fall off that edge. my example is the infamous shower call. if you listen to both null's and nick's accounts, the facts of the matter are the same. but null's account was straight forward and blunt, where as, nick's account was filled with gaslighting and spin. after listening to both accounts, i completely believe null's account and i do not believe nick's spin, no matter how confidently nick gives "his truth".

Fair, though I think it comes down to semantics. I see any attempt to obfuscate events, deceptive interpretations and purposeful misleading as a lie. Even if he's relaying facts, I can't trust his account of said facts because he's never wholly truthful.

As for dishonest lawyer-speak, I concur and feel like it's his default for everything. So much so I find myself re-interpreting and analyzing everything he says a second time. Just recently on Elissa's Q&A w/ Pippy Dippy clip. At 1:55 he states the following:

"The only reason I drink whiskey, because in law school I drank vodka cranberries, because I don't know if you guys have noticed but, um, like people call me gay and I don't fight it because I drank vodka cranberries. That's the main thing. I've never had sex with a man but I drink vodka cranberries which is basically the same thing."


People call him gay but he doesn't fight it because he drinks vodka cranberries. But he's never had sex with a man, but he drinks vodka cranberries... which is basically the same thing as having sex with a man.

Seems to me like Nick just confessed to being gay and having had sex with a man.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Why has Nick NOT totally changed?

Spoiler: More complaints about no showing

Steve__C​

man, what happened over the past few months? This show has become super unreliable. Used to be like clockwork.

Deemarie20000​	Where’s Nick at tonight?
--Still--Life--​	Nick has the AIDS again tonight
aCompleteRandom​	Ball stretching exercises.
Deemarie20000​	Again? He should really do something about that
--Still--Life--​	Nick has to have fresh Nigger blood pumped into his veins every 48 hours or he dies
Deemarie20000​	I can’t even picture how that stretching would look lol

LOCALS hates Vito and would not support him:

Spoiler: They think Nick hates Vito

yuul​

Can someone explain the Isom thing to me? I don't read comics. My understanding is that a dude made a comic, some people don't think it's good, drama ensues, something about trademarks, and internet bitch slap fights. I get Nick's stance but I don't understand why it's news

YaBoyHPLovecraft​

That’s about it. Seems like the criticism is partly motivated by jealousy - fucking 3 million for a comic? And on the other side gnarly fanboy dickriding.

EternalHex​	Because some people think a couple of retards Nick is friends with are the reason the creator of Isom is being sued. That they are responsible for the email that started the lawsuit.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Vito might be though
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Or whoever pulled this stunt probably let him know

Lostnconfusd​

Lol Idk if Vito is someone you could call a friend

EternalHex​	Oh, I'm not gonna doubt the Vito think. But I will also toss it out there that you cannot cointrol anyone's actions but your own, and loyalty deserves it's own merits. That said, Nick's loyal to Dick, but he wouldn't care much if Vito got hit by a bus while flailing around on fire
GrouchyOldGeezer​	would he? yes. could he? I doubt he has the intelligence or patience necessary to do it.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	You know, I had a friend like that through highschool and college, one of those dudes who just can’t help but make a contrarian ass of himself

LOCALS suggests Kurt because of Nick's Inconsistency:

BillDozer74​	Joe and Kurt have had a discussion on America continuously spreading our sphere of influence.
TheMildOne​	part timer strikes again
BillDozer74​	Kurt is frustrating, but at least he is logical.

Chat shares A&E photos:

Spoiler: NSFW: Not for the squeamish

DremiPrime​

Super gay that there's no show. Stuck in the hospital and I've got nothing good to do

DremiPrime​	Cut my hand on my knuckles and need stitches
DremiPrime​	Guess who damaged a nerve and who is also resistant to paid medication

A Random rant on le wahmen:

Spoiler: Still-Born trolls him

aCompleteRandom​	Imagine... You could dedicate your life to making and raising babies, or mangle yourself and get attention from people who hate you. Then thinking: "Fucking like a rabbit and raising mini-mes is the DEVIL! I'mma mutilate myself instead, these strangers are my FRIENDS!"
aCompleteRandom​	All I can say about dumb cunts like that? I agree. A bunch of mini-thems would be terrible, using them as evidence. Good, get out of the gene pool!

aCompleteRandom​	I still love all the whamen "journalists" who were writing articles in the late 90's early 00's in their early 20's about how it was so terrible that men were constantly showering them with attention and how "toxic" it was. Then starting around 2015 and never stopping to this day, they're now writing articles about "Where'd the attention go, it's so toxic that men no longer care about them!" Fuck off.
aCompleteRandom​	I disagree. I think it's pure stupidity. These idiot women believe that fame is it's own reward. But fame isn't purpose. Fame is something you gain in the quest to support and build your family. They tried to do it without any family, without any purpose beyond themselves. Yet without that purpose, they're fucking useless, and treat themselves as such. Good riddance to human trash.
aCompleteRandom​	Their only demon is their own nihilism.

aCompleteRandom​

Once again, falling prey to their own nihilism. They believe they are their own purpose. But they're not their own purpose any more than a tree is it's own purpose. If that tree cannot spread it's seed and cause more saplings to grow, then eventually, the tree dies, and it's gone forever. People are no different. No matter what these so-called "students of history" claim. No children? As a woman? Why bother to exist at all?

aCompleteRandom​	And women have no excuse whatsoever. Literally the nastiest, fugliest, most retarded woman on the planet can get laid. All of them. 100%. They'd rather not get pregnant. They'd rather murder their own children, continue to claim they are their own purpose, then cry about how pointless it all is and "omg I'm so depressed!" Pathetic, garbage, silly women.
aCompleteRandom​	The happiest women I've ever known live their life to raise their children, then to help raise their grandchildren, and if they're so lucky, perhaps their great grandchildren as well.
aCompleteRandom​	And not just their husband, but their children, and grandchildren, and great grandchildren are there for them every step of the way in return. ALL the validation they ever wanted, all the love they ever craved is repaid a thousandfold. But no... "Modern Women" have it all figured out with their abortions and manhating bullshit.
aCompleteRandom​	"We need careers and to earn all the money! Kids just take all our money and destroy our body!" "Yeah bitch? You just spent a week bitching about cramps and bleeding and how your body hates you. You know how to not suffer from a period? Get pregnant you dirty whore, and don't fucking murder it. Jesus fuck."

--Still--Life--​	Holy fuck you talk a lot, are you a chick?
--Still--Life--​	So many fucking words
aCompleteRandom​	Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. You've never said anything worthwhile in any chat in your entire life. You're worse than the caricature of the grumpy old man because you repel women so hard you'll never manage to build anything worth protecting.
--Still--Life--​	Use more words though.
aCompleteRandom​	I will. Just to piss you off you ankle biting bitchboy.
--Still--Life--​	Can I rape you to death?
--Still--Life--​	Please?
aCompleteRandom​	You default to rape because you're the perpetual virgin. You'll never create a child with a willing women because there is no woman willing to put up with your nonsensical trash. "OH KILL FEDS! OH KILL COPS! OH I'M SO COOL!" Go build something, for once in your life, you worthless fag.

--Still--Life--​	Can I fuck you violently until I'm bored with you and the choke you to death with an electrical cord and leave you in a hole to be eaten by animals and insects?
--Still--Life--​	Please?
--Still--Life--​	It's what you deserve.
--Still--Life--​	YOLO
aCompleteRandom​	No better than antifa/blm. Worthless, useless. Talk about destroying shit without having built anything at all. You're a walking talking abortion, because you've taken everything you've been graced with and pissed it all away. For nothing.
--Still--Life--​	GO for it.
--Still--Life--​	Connect four
--Still--Life--​	Can I fuck you until you are dead?
--Still--Life--​	Will you sign a contract saying I can feed you your own cunt?
--Still--Life--​	Plllllease?
--Still--Life--​	I'll be SUPER sad if you don't
--Still--Life--​	Be a pal
aCompleteRandom​	I love that one of the few people you seem to actually like is Sally, who has repeatedly asked you NOT to default to your retarded "I will rape you" bullshit, and you won't even lay off for her sake. Tell me, how much fulfillment do you gain by driving off literally every person on the planet who might be willing to give you the time of day?
--Still--Life--​	A buddy.
--Still--Life--​	Please let me rape and kill you though.
--Still--Life--​	Shut the fuck up bitch
aCompleteRandom​	Nobody is your buddy you fucking vampire. Go touch grass. Build something. Meet people and try not driving them off. Perhaps once you've built something worth protecting, you'll take pride in something other than getting banned from streamer communities.
--Still--Life--​	I like making stupid little faggots like you cry and seethe and use too many words
--Still--Life--​	Wah wah, Fuck you baby bitch. I'll kick you in your face and laugh
--Still--Life--​	Cry for me cunt, do the silly whore dance.
--Still--Life--​	Dance and cry for me, you fucking whore.
--Still--Life--​	Be more ANGRY go.
--Still--Life--​	wah wah wah
aCompleteRandom​	I will use all the words, for no other reason than it pisses little shitbricks like you off. You spend 12 hours a day in an online chat, then complain about words.
aCompleteRandom​	You call yourself a fan of a guy who spends 4 hours at a time making videos full of words, and complain about words. You're so stupid, and pathetic, and small. Walking, talking abortion. Nobody loves you or cares about you, because you refuse to be someone worth loving or caring about. But go ahead, get another half dozen accounts banned. It'll be great!
--Still--Life--​	Now lie 3 CUNTY paragraphs I won't even read.
--Still--Life--​	Yup.
MrStirFry99​	god damn this boy is insufferable
--Still--Life--​	Hey guess what bitch. I didn't read what you wrote and I like hurting your bitch feelings
--Still--Life--​	So cry more
--Still--Life--​	Baby bitch
--Still--Life--​	Give me your whore tears cunt
--Still--Life--​	Oh yeah. Fuck you : )
aCompleteRandom​	"I'm so cool! I go into text chats and announce that I don't bother to read! OWNED!" Pathetic.

They went on (alone) for HOURS!

Glimmers of self-awareness:

aCompleteRandom​

I don't report him because that'd be cruel. He spends 12+ hours a day in chat. Chat is clearly a very important part of his life. Wouldn't want him to self-delete before he learns how to build an actual life for himself. Gotta keep hope alive, you know?

Wishful thinking:

aCompleteRandom​

You don't have a name. You're a walking abortion. No purpose, not bothered to build a family or a life. You exist strictly to fill space during downtimes. If chat ever gets to the booming status it had between October and January? Don't be shocked if 99% of chatters block you again.

Chat's mother is a hoarder:

Spoiler: LONG conversation about hoarding

YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Sup Nickas
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Anyone here have any tips for dealing with cleaning out a hoarder’s horde?
aCompleteRandom​
Mad_Amos​	roll off dumpster
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	I’m almost there.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	My Dad and Brother have put their foot down, the damn thing is sitting curbside for another week and a half.Unfortunately, it seems I’m left holding the bag for the actual doing of the thing
aCompleteRandom​	Deceased family member, or living person?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Is there a way to compromise with the Hoarder? Or are they so deep in their narcissism that it’s impossible - I’ve gotten the platitudes, but whenever the actual act of throwing the stuff out comes close my Mom becomes a vicious, snarling psychopath. Literally like gollum
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Living, for now…
Mad_Amos​	Sometimes its depression or other mental illness
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Fuck, I’m gonna end up killing my Mom…
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	There’s definitely depression in there… I’ve got my theories on the whole mess, but knowing the why is pretty pointless
aCompleteRandom​	Ah, your mother. Do you live with her? If not, walk away. If so, move. Women hoarders are the worst. And even if you did use the typical, "Are you going to use this this month?" method of weeding shit out, they'll find a reason why used toilet paper is indispensable. And tie her down and throw it all out? It'll be back with reinforcements by next month. Get away is the best way to deal.
Mad_Amos​	have to treat it to get them to agree sometimes
Darkomen42​	Ever watched hoarders? That's not an exaggeration
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	You are absolutely right. I should just wash my hands and disappear from the whole situation, I’ve just got to get this done for my dad. He’s only got a handful of years left, in his culture when someone passes there’s a week of extended family coming over everyday. He’d be in hell from the embarrassment of it all, people seeing the order of his house
Mad_Amos​	hire someone to help?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	He’s dealt with her shit for 40 something years now, worked his body into the ground, he deserves to enjoy the house he broke his body to buy
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That’s a great idea, if I can’t get anything done that’ll be the next step
aCompleteRandom​	But if, as you say, he's washed his hands of it and dumped it on you, is it possible that the week of witnesses will serve as vindication for his decades of having to deal with her hoarding?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	I’ll snap before and after pics for posterity
Darkomen42​	It's really kind of up to you, take the compassion route or just say look, this is getting done whether you like it or not, you can help or I'll do it myself and that's that.
Darkomen42​	Which in and of itself isn't even lacking compassion
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Honestly that’s how it should be… My pops is the black sheep of his family, the only one of his armo-clan to marry an American. Everyone told him it was a terrible fucking idea (not that Armenian relationships are much better) and he’s spent a lot of the last 40 years behind an eminence front
aCompleteRandom​	Both of those routes are compassionate. He's helping both his parents, whether his mother wants it or not. My route is the one that lacks compassion. On the flipside, hoarders don't see the filth, they only see the stuff. Stuff is everything to them, and it destroys relationships when people try to separate hoarders from their useless shit. I say go with lack of compassion and walk away.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	I think you’re right, maybe send my Mom off to a getaway for a few days?
Mad_Amos​	72hr hold at a hospital psych ward
Mad_Amos​	but yeah
aCompleteRandom​	lol
Darkomen42​	If you're ok with the aftermath, I guess? Or she can decide what she'd like to keep and help but it's going to happen regardless.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Eh, my relationship with my Mother disintegrated decades ago. #MommyIssuesGangI’ll give it a go over the next week, do what I can, and walk away if need be
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	HAHAH! That would echo poetic, for sure
Darkomen42​	The hoarding isn't good for her either, so it's not like you're doing it to hurt her
aCompleteRandom​	Yeah, I mean, in that case, it sounds like your mother isn't the issue, it's compassion for your father. And yeah, con her into taking a 3 day trip to the Casino or something, then work your ass off to trash the shit and get rid of the dumpster. When she starts throwing a fit when she returns, pretend she's crazy and claim everything is exactly where it was when she left. She's not stupid, she'll know you're full of shit, but what can she do?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Fucking gaslighting, I love it
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Luckily I already got the attics cleaned out a while back, they had a rat infestation so everything up there was completely covered in rat shit and piss, chewed to hell
aCompleteRandom​	If you do choose to take that route, take pictures of everything, before and after, as well as all the useless shit you trash. Hoarders have been known to sue family for throwing away the trash. It can get ugly. I'm not a lawyer, but maybe get some CYA advise from other lawyers who can be found hereabouts.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Holy shit, I wonder would she do that… Thanks for the heads-up, I’ll look into it. Be prepared
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Pray for the best, prepare for the worst
aCompleteRandom​	Best assumption is that she would, especially if, as you say, your relationship with her is not the most positive. It's kind of shitty of your brother and father not to stand shoulder to shoulder with you to blunt the risk. But definitely protect yourself.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Hahahaha! Maybe I can use the fuckery of CA law to cut all that off at the head - hoarding in your yard is a misdemeanor here, get it on the books that the mess is causing a ‘public nuisance’
aCompleteRandom​	That'd be one to run by a lawyer. It's been my observation that once a local government gets eyes on a property, and has a reason to possibly take it away, they never remove their baleful gaze.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	True…
aCompleteRandom​	Now a random thought would be to invite something like the hoarders show folks in, or something like that. End up with free help to clean shit up, and everything's documented, and there's a crew to keep her from knifing you.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	I think it’s NPD as the cause, because she’s a stage 4 hoarder EXCEPT for personal hygiene and the bathrooms. The bathrooms are fucking spotless. There’s food and trash and plates and shit everywhere but the bathrooms
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Could try that again, actually applied to that show about a decade ago. I don’t think she’s bad enough for them to bite
aCompleteRandom​	She use drugs or sober?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	She’s been on head-meds for years, so never-sober
Mad_Amos​	I'm coming around to burn it down
aCompleteRandom​	First impressions always the best.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	The ‘what’ of it is madness to boot… I’m not exaggerating, there’s about $200,000 of worthless paper dolls and broken barbies
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Just boxes and boxes and boxes of broken barbie dolls and doll parts…
aCompleteRandom​	Has your brother given a reason why he doesn't want to help clear out the trash?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	He’s the youngest, and he’s always been a little shit when it comes to helping. Like I said I went through the hazardous waste clean up back in January, and my baby bro basically drags his feet -> freaks out -> starts a massive fight -> vindictively fucks off.My middle bro’ll help, he’s just working 10 hour days in construction so it’s a coin-flip whether he’s dead or not at the end of the day.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	And on therapy, my Mother’s been in therapy for decades now. I’d be surprised if her therapists have ever even known about the hoarding. Therapy here in Cali is all dick-riding and prescriptions
aCompleteRandom​	The primary reason I ask is that hoarders can be extremely vindictive. You could clear it all out, remodel the house, and insure she lives in virtual paradise for the rest of her life. YET, what she will remember is that you threw away her STUFF. It's a good way to get disinherited. Assuming of course, that she outlives your father.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Luckily, my Father realized how batshit she was years ago. All his assets are trusted up and divvied accordingly
aCompleteRandom​	Not to just go and list literally everything that can go wrong. Just... "What could go wrong" is the first question to the engineering personality/mindset.
Darkomen42​	Aaaaand I'm off until next Wednesday morning unless my phone rings in the morning
aCompleteRandom​	Nice! Enjoy your mini-vacation.
Darkomen42​	Why is she hoarding doll parts?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	You’re absolutely right, and thanks for the deppressive realism - I didn’t even think about being sued but possibility is not zero
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Noooice, enjoy it
Darkomen42​	There was a road here
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Like I said, I have my theories. To put it succinctly: unresolved trauma from my grandma’s death + midlife crisis to become the ‘world renowned fashion designer’ that 2nd wave feminism promised her she would be?
Darkomen42​	Right, but it's not like an investment or she's trying to assemble multiple broken dolls into good ones or something like that?
aCompleteRandom​	Is she a garage sale junkie, flea market / second hand store junkie, dumpster diver, all of the above?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Her ‘plan’ was to create a museum to showcase all of her costume designs on the dolls, and she decided to just buy lots of barbie parts to make her own dolls? She’s insane, so it doesn’t have to make sense.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Yes
Darkomen42​	Yeah but at least that idea sort of makes sense
Darkomen42​	It's not like the lady that hoarded her own poop or something
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Exactly! There’s a method to the madness, somewhere in there
Darkomen42​	Has she ever actually created any of these costumes?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	And honestly, the part of me that still sees the dying light of God can glimpse a way out of this.I would want nothing more than to drag her into the 21st century - it would make me giddy if she had, instead, a youtube channel where she could post her work for the world to see
aCompleteRandom​	Maybe try tricking Gordan Ramsay into thinking her house is a "Kitchen Nightmare" and see what happens?
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That is the other issue… She used to be in fashion, and she used to be pretty good. The problem is she hasn’t made a damn thing in at least 15 years. She’s been buying all the supplies, piling up the projects, but she has no idea how severely skill can atrophy
Darkomen42​	Like there's an actual idea behind creating miniature versions of her costume ideas and putting them on dolls. That's not a completely terrible idea all by itself, but if she's not doing any of the execution beyond just collecting shit tons of dolls, that's a different issue
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That might be part of it too? If she had a functional workspace and an organized inventory SHE’D ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THE FUCKING THING. I wonder if she subconsciously knows that she’s back to beginner levels, and would rather live in the fantasy with an excuse for why she’s stuck
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Yeah! There’s something there, some lotus that could sprout from the muck
Darkomen42​	There's an abundance of shit in my mom's house largely because she doesn't like throwing things away that are still in good shape, so she winds up collecting things that are in fine shape but has no use so they're just sitting around piled up
aCompleteRandom​	Tangentially related: https://youtu.be/MvgN5gCuLac
Darkomen42​	And every so often she'll go through stuff and just throw away at crap ton of stuff, but she's raising my sister's four kids and between work and taking care of them, she doesn't have a lot of time in clean stuff out like she otherwise would
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	All I know is my parents have a $2 million 3,600 sq ft home with 1 live-able bedroom, two bathrooms, a small tv room and a kitchen. 2,000 sq.ft. is stuff piled 8 ft deep
Darkomen42​	Yeah my mom's house is around 1500 square feet so
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That dude was a gem, Napalm and Sillyputty was a great read
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That’s crazy man, my Mom has your Mom’s house full of stuff
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	THIS HOUSE IS JUST A PILE OF STUFF
Darkomen42​	That's all right. My mom has her own house full of her own stuff, and too many people
aCompleteRandom​	I was broken of caring much about stuff beyond tools, furniture, clothes I actually wear, and kitchen shit for cooking. And computer stuff. Everything else is too easily replaceable to hoard. "Haven't used it for a year? Trash. Haven't used it for 6 months? Trash. Probably won't use it this week? That trash can is looking mighty empty..."
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	True! Nowadays it’s all mass-produced MiC planned-obsolescence landfill fodder anyway
aCompleteRandom​	When my father died, turns out he had a huge folder of some of my old school work, sports medals and ribbons, and other shit. Naturally, it was returned to me. First thing I did? Trashed the lot. All I kept was some old medical records. Family was horrified. My response? "It's just stuff."
SirVieVal​	.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Same man, found all that sort of thing half eaten by rats in the attic. Such a boomer thing. Probably because, for them the blue ribbon actually meant something. Everyone under 44 has been ‘First Place’ a dozen times through k-12. Just a joke
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Looks like someones got a hoarding problem
aCompleteRandom​	My ultimate goal is that when I die, if my wife is still alive, there's just enough to give her a warm fuzzy feeling of the time we had together to remember me by. If she dies first? There's nothing left but some dishes and tools. If I know it's coming, I'll even trash the tech shit first. "Cleanup" will literally mean distributing tools, vehicles, and dishes and finding a home for whatever cat(s) are still around. I fucking hate stuff.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Swedish death cleaning!
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Thanks for the support Bros, helps a lot. I’ll post updates when I’ve got ‘em.Gonna go hit the gym, get some of this frustration out
aCompleteRandom​	I'm also big on cremation. And I want my ashes spread in the nearest lake, that way my ashes are consumed by the fishes, and everyone who fishes at that lake for the next several years are forced to ingest bits of me. Because fucking why not?
SirVieVal​	That's 1.5 beer reps
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Thought you were going the circle of life route, how wrong I was…
SirVieVal​	I've been at work for 5 hours and spent 3 of it drinking and bullshitting
aCompleteRandom​	Best of luck. Just remember, roofies don't mean sex crimes always. They can be used to pacify hoarders when cleanup time rolls around.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	That’s crazy man, my Mom has your Mom’s house full of stuff
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	THIS HOUSE IS JUST A PILE OF STUFF
Darkomen42​	That's all right. My mom has her own house full of her own stuff, and too many people
aCompleteRandom​	I was broken of caring much about stuff beyond tools, furniture, clothes I actually wear, and kitchen shit for cooking. And computer stuff. Everything else is too easily replaceable to hoard. "Haven't used it for a year? Trash. Haven't used it for 6 months? Trash. Probably won't use it this week? That trash can is looking mighty empty..."
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	True! Nowadays it’s all mass-produced MiC planned-obsolescence landfill fodder anyway
aCompleteRandom​	When my father died, turns out he had a huge folder of some of my old school work, sports medals and ribbons, and other shit. Naturally, it was returned to me. First thing I did? Trashed the lot. All I kept was some old medical records. Family was horrified. My response? "It's just stuff."
SirVieVal​	.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Same man, found all that sort of thing half eaten by rats in the attic. Such a boomer thing. Probably because, for them the blue ribbon actually meant something. Everyone under 44 has been ‘First Place’ a dozen times through k-12. Just a joke
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Looks like someones got a hoarding problem
aCompleteRandom​	My ultimate goal is that when I die, if my wife is still alive, there's just enough to give her a warm fuzzy feeling of the time we had together to remember me by. If she dies first? There's nothing left but some dishes and tools. If I know it's coming, I'll even trash the tech shit first. "Cleanup" will literally mean distributing tools, vehicles, and dishes and finding a home for whatever cat(s) are still around. I fucking hate stuff.
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Swedish death cleaning!
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Thanks for the support Bros, helps a lot. I’ll post updates when I’ve got ‘em.Gonna go hit the gym, get some of this frustration out
aCompleteRandom​	I'm also big on cremation. And I want my ashes spread in the nearest lake, that way my ashes are consumed by the fishes, and everyone who fishes at that lake for the next several years are forced to ingest bits of me. Because fucking why not?
SirVieVal​	That's 1.5 beer reps
YaBoyHPLovecraft​	Thought you were going the circle of life route, how wrong I was…

 

[Bookwork]

Seems to me like Nick just confessed to being gay and having had sex with a man.

ZOMG, no! Rackets is trooning out and doesn't know it. His inner teen girl will soon show her long pink locks and her bouncy boobs as she spins around in her swirly skirt.

Vodka cranberries work slowly, but just a couple of glassfuls plant enough seeds to blossom out into a middleaged, anteater-nosed Nikki Nicole after just a few hours of sissy porn.

Five kids are about to have two mommies, both of whom compete for the plastic surgeon's time.

 

[LanternsNSongs]

--Still--Life--​	Holy fuck you talk a lot, are you a chick?
--Still--Life--​	So many fucking words
aCompleteRandom​	Shut the fuck up you whiny bitch. You've never said anything worthwhile in any chat in your entire life. You're worse than the caricature of the grumpy old man because you repel women so hard you'll never manage to build anything worth protecting.

I can't believe that --Re--Tard-- made me laugh. The other asshole looks like a complete lamebrain, imagine a fedposter making you seethe this much. Just call him a retard and move on.