Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick thinks Firstname Lastname is his best character. Is there anything more to her than the side-splittingly hilarious name? Some great insights of Fat into the mind of a teenage girl?

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There are reviews from people who've read his schlock earlier in the thread. Needless to say, Patrick doesn't understand how women think at all. Most male authors fail at this and he failed in one of the more predictable and uninteresting ways, ie, just making a male character that is female. Read romance novels written by women if you want to understand female fantasy.
 
>The European mind cannot comprehend this
>Meanwhile the European Mind:
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Leftist mutts probably think that there are literally no cars in European cities, no highways, no Autobahn, nothing. Just green trees, trains, e-buses and bicycles like on literal propaganda pictures.
They probably didn't think about differences in infrastructure between America and some European countries ever before, but then the WALKABLE CITIES shit became a talking point, NOW they know all about it.
 
Would losing the Black Sea fleet impact Russia's overall strategy and ability to hit Ukrainian targets? Sure. Would wiping it out a year ago have ended the war right then and there? Probably not.

Losing Moskva was a black eye for the Russians and a nice little propaganda triumph for the Ukrainians since it was the fleet flagship, but it wasn't exactly a crippling blow. Moskva was an older vessel (laid down 1976, commissioned 1982) that had no land-attack capability, only anti-air and anti-ship missiles, and they've got plenty of other options for both. Their newer Admiral Grigorovich-class frigates do have land-attack capability, but there are only three of them, and I will bet an entire case of Scotch that for every cruise missile that they've fired at land targets in the Ukraine, there have been a dozen or more launched from mobile artillery units and silos in the Crimea or from bases inside Russia and Belarus. In fact, the BSF itself maintains an extensive inventory of land-based missile artillery, so even if Ukraine had somehow managed to Pearl Harbor every ship and submarine in the fleet, the Russians would still have more than enough land and sea-attack capability in the region to keep making life miserable for Ukraine.
>flagship is the shittest ship
Lmao I love Russia
 
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Leftist mutts probably think that there are literally no cars in European cities, no highways, no Autobahn, nothing. Just green trees, trains, e-buses and bicycles like on literal propaganda pictures.
They probably didn't think about differences in infrastructure between America and some European countries ever before, but then the WALKABLE CITIES shit became a talking point, NOW they know all about it.
Infrastructure varies wildly from country to country due to factors like geography, climate, demographics, and so on. Anyone who proposes a "one size fits all" solution like walkable cities is either a moron or has some kind of ulterior motive.

That being said, if Milwaukee became a "walkable city," I can't see Patrick walking to the pub without having a heart attack. And if Milwaukee banned alcohol products (like many cities want to), we could well see him have a total mental breakdown.
 
I stumbled on a thread about General Fatton's "throw paint at tanks" xeet. Some of them already knew of him and started patposting, but most didn't.
Few caps from the thread:

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No, stalker. It is you who will not live past 2024. I will live forever, sweet suckling baby infant child. Wait for the knock. Your life is already over, stalker.
And they are dancing, the board floor slamming under the jackboots and the stalkers grinning hideously over their canted pieces. Towering over them all is the pig and he is naked dancing, his small feet lively and quick and now in doubletime and bowing to the ladies, huge and pale and hairless, like an enormous infant. He never sleeps, he says. He says he’ll never die, child. He bows to the stalkers and sashays backwards and throws back his head and laughs deep in his throat and he is a great favorite, the pig. He wafts his hat and the lunar dome of his skull passes palely under the lamps and he swings about and takes possession of one of the black children and he pirouettes and makes a pass, two passes, dancing and grinding at once. His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die, child. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the pig. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die, child.

I think somebody has already made this joke.
 
Do the Pests worship Space Edge or Dan Mullen? Hell fucking no. Saying anything positive about them puts you in the minority. They don't even really "worship" Quasi. Similarly, we don't worship Jersh.
You worship ME, stalker. You and your cult are criminally obsessed with harming me and my family. Enjoy prison.
Do those Americans rhink there are no city-highways with retarded and confusing crossroads in Europe?
Only the retards that have no real experience outside of the the country, like Patrick, would think this. His travels outside of the US have been to tourist traps where he waltzes around like a fat man child in his “Captain America” t-shirt. It’s incredibly cringe.
 
woah get me up to date on this, I would have thought drinking culture/bar life is a big part of city living/revenue?
So is street-shitting homeless alcoholics with a ready source of cheap booze. So I guess the reasoning is having ready sources of cheap booze everywhere attracts these vermin like throwing cans of cat food out your window.
 
Upstream Reviews have posted another article about man of pig, this time covering his recent Xitter spat with Lori Jeneski and Richard Paolinelli (documented on page 2170 of this thread).

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Key takeaways:
  • Everyone involved seemed already very aware of the Fatrick lore.
  • The guy whose publishing house Fatrick accused of plagiarizing artwork was contacted by Upstream Reviews for the article. Here's the quote: “He can fuck all the way off and die. You don’t accuse me of stealing.”
    I see Fatrick has made another friend in the industry.
  • The recent "Dick Gayporn" faildox gets a mention.
  • Fatrick is, as the name suggests, still quite corpulent. Porcine, even. No sexo.
 
Upstream Reviews have posted another article about man of pig, this time covering his recent Xitter spat with Lori Jeneski and Richard Paolinelli (documented on page 2170 of this thread).

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Key takeaways:
  • Everyone involved seemed already very aware of the Fatrick lore.
  • The guy whose publishing house Fatrick accused of plagiarizing artwork was contacted by Upstream Reviews for the article. Here's the quote: “He can fuck all the way off and die. You don’t accuse me of stealing.”
    I see Fatrick has made another friend in the industry.
  • The recent "Dick Gayporn" faildox gets a mention.
  • Fatrick is, as the name suggests, still quite corpulent. Porcine, even. No sexo.

patrick's every tweet is upsetting but i'm extremely glad it had the effect of boosting the wronged party here (Richard Paolinelli) while leaving him stewing in his failure and fatness.
 
I thought this was interesting too. Is Patrick secretly a laughingstock within the industry?
Boston Brand has posted in this thread a few times about it. he gave me the impression that patrick butts into everyone's conversation at author/book/publisher conventions to whinge about his problems. i think at this point there's a lot more people who know about him, his antics and his crimes, than there are people who don't.
 
2 months ago I knew nothing of Patrick. Now I want to have an permanent record of me saying this man is fat, dumb, loves pepperoni, and needs to pay Quasi the rest of the money. And as a published scientist, I want to rub it in that his writing is shit. I'm not even a physicist and I can smell the bullshit.
 
..... fate’s favorite piñata, Patrick S. Tomlinson

Honestly just that line alone made me laugh a bit. The author really nailed it, fatty is barely recovering from getting dry-fucked out of 32K, he's about to have pay another 18K and he's on Twitter, randomly accusing people of plagiarism? Patrick reminds me of that special needs child who goes around spitting on other kids, he gets away with it most of the time but every now and then he takes a punch to the face and starts crying like he's at deaths door; his mother shows up at the school makes a big stink about how her precious innocent child was beaten up for no reason at all, she bails him out of having to answer for his actions, 2 days later he's back to he's old game of spitting on random people because he will never learn his lesson. Patrick is literally a retarded child, who's mother rescues him from his own terrible decisions.
 
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