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Everytime I see a tweet of Vito doing the hysterical "I'm a pedophile" bit. I can't help but think of this image.
Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.
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Well, looks like the Christopher Gesualdi name is confirmed. He used it on an old version of the DraftMagic website. You can find from a Wayback archive of their Youtube page that Christopher Gesualdi used to use a Youtube account named "endlesschrisx" as a contributor.
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I found a further confirmation that Christopher Gesualdi used the "Endless" alias here as well.
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This is fun and I'll be sure to poke and prod around for anything more along this vein.
EDIT: Yep, he changed to Vito Gesualdi that same year.
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Edit 2: Livejournal located. Oh boy...
Edit 3: Oh my God, his Fanfic dot Net account from when he was thirteen years old.
Edit 4: Found an article on his LiveJournal about his early start in the... something industry. A website called Gameforms from 2002-2004 which he meticulously saved. Mentions receiving an offer from a new website called Gameingredients that's also now obviously defunct.
Then they almost return? We get this amazing excerpt:
He mentions a webcomic in this journal entry called Video Angel which has seemingly been lost.
Final edit: Can it be confirmed when Chris Gesualdi went to university? This 2007 college essay by endlesschris caught my eye. Might be another endlesschris, ofc.
Digital Press Forums account
Found in this video game FAQ/walkthrough
This old bio says he used to run a website called Northnowhere as a personal portfolio, but it also has an old photo of him.
Lol. Lmao even.
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Remember to archive everything on ghostarchive or archive.is/ph/today, wayback is pozzed and delete their archives if you look at them funny. Draft Magic | DraftMagic Articles | YouTube | Live Journal page 1 | Live Journal page 2. Fanfic.net is refusing to archive on anything because it's shit and the cloudflare captcha blocks ghost, archive.is/ph and even archive from getting through, I've taken snapshots of it all so we at least have something local:
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Taking a quick look through that live journal, it looks like he had another site during 2004. Gesualdi.tk.
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I don't know, at least when Max Karson did the whole say pedophilic statements while maintaining plausible deniability schtick it was at least funny and every other aspect of the his personality was so fucking strange that you thought he had to be playing a character (until he eventually had a breakdown and started moralfagging constantly and still saying pedophilic statements while moralfagging). With this vito guy he just seems to act like a normal guy while shouting "lol wouldn't it be funny if I was a pedophile" on a regular basis, which makes it infinitely more creepy in my book.
This sounds very familiar for some reason. I feel like it has to be a style parody of some broadway piece but I can't quite put my finger on it. Maybe I'm just getting wires crossed with Seasons of Love even though that's not quite the greatest match. Regardless it sounds way too good to have been composed from scratch for a low effort conservative ragebait song
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Thank you, Archive.ph hasn't been working for the past several weeks, it loops me in infinite captchas but I figured out how to used Ghost Archive to capture these Wayback Machine entries. Appreciate you.
Anyways, found more Chris Gesualdi artifacts of yesteryear
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So many websites... North Nowhere, NoNoComedy, StarRebellion. Let's start with that last one and the long lost magnum opus of Chris Gesualdi... American Nobody.
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Here's the earliest draft of the prologue (there are variations in drafts between Wayback archives), he uses the alias "Leave a Scotch":
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The website breaks the book into three acts, with only Act One and Act Two having any content. I've archived Act One and Act Two here. Act One contains the first 5 chapters, Act Two contains another 5 chapters.
Hilarious terminology page for this novel, please note that Vito is his own editor:
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Last page I could find on this website, editorial changes:
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The project would ultimately be dropped in 2015 when, well, I'll let this screenshot speak for itself:
Ghost Archive isn't playing nice with this one so I included the Wayback Machive archive. It would remain in this state until the website was taken offline in 2017. Someone else would start using the domain in 2023. That leaves North Nowhere and NoNoComedy to check out and archive
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So… Where is he from? Does he still live in LA or has he moved? We already have confirmed his name is Christopher Gesualdi, what about his full dox?
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NoNoComedy has many archives but a lot of them are broken and half-complete. We can still learn some really neat things about this comedy group.
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The Youtube video didn't archive, but the Youtube channel still exists in a dormant state. First, we have skinny Chris:
There's this hilarious comedy bit, filmed in one of their own homes?
Chris Gesualdi, who cares about children so much that he'll advocate for sympathizing with pedophiles, plays Kindergarten Killer:
Vito used to "recap" Game of Thrones (only lasted one iteration) where the joke is he'd poorly explain the episode:
There's a couple other on their Youtube which aren't worth archiving. The website also hints at a failed pilot for Channel101.com called "Prison Planet" which has been seemingly lost. Still, here's an archive of this page. They would later do commentary and create a trailer for it as well as release the script, so it's a wonder whether any of that has survived elsewhere online. Their other series though, Game Town, that survives.
They also had a sketch about Manti Teo's PR team which has been completely wiped from the internet... except a decade old Youtube archive which I've painstakingly preserved for your enjoyment:
We also have some of his surviving scripts too.
Ghost Archive isn't archiving these but they're all PDFs so I've attached them to this post. A script he wrote for a Bob's Burgers episode and the script to "Prison Planet" are lost. The website would be completely renovated by third-party web designers shortly thereafter:
Wayback archive. This time though, they'd reclaim the website within a few months. It would remain unchanged for a couple more years before it began redirecting to something called "Baconite." Its final Wayback archives redirect to some Chinese website.
Don't worry, I got you.
Edit: This is so much fun, it's like a scavenger hunt except you're uncovering humiliating facts about a pedophilia advocate. Funny bonus I found:
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The Youtube video didn't archive, but the Youtube channel still exists in a dormant state. First, we have skinny Chris:
There's this hilarious comedy bit, filmed in one of their own homes?
Chris Gesualdi, who cares about children so much that he'll advocate for sympathizing with pedophiles, plays Kindergarten Killer:
Vito used to "recap" Game of Thrones (only lasted one iteration) where the joke is he'd poorly explain the episode:
There's a couple other on their Youtube which aren't worth archiving. The website also hints at a failed pilot for Channel101.com called "Prison Planet" which has been seemingly lost. Still, here's an archive of this page. They would later do commentary and create a trailer for it as well as release the script, so it's a wonder whether any of that has survived elsewhere online. Their other series though, Game Town, that survives.
They also had a sketch about Manti Teo's PR team which has been completely wiped from the internet... except a decade old Youtube archive which I've painstakingly preserved for your enjoyment:
We also have some of his surviving scripts too.
Ghost Archive isn't archiving these but they're all PDFs so I've attached them to this post. A script he wrote for a Bob's Burgers episode and the script to "Prison Planet" are lost. The website would be completely renovated by third-party web designers shortly thereafter:
Wayback archive. This time though, they'd reclaim the website within a few months. It would remain unchanged for a couple more years before it began redirecting to something called "Baconite." Its final Wayback archives redirect to some Chinese website.
Don't worry, I got you.
Edit: This is so much fun, it's like a scavenger hunt except you're uncovering humiliating facts about a pedophilia advocate. Funny bonus I found:
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Great job. Those old videos are so cringe. Reminds me of CinemaSins but 10x worse.
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"Wrong stalker child, I was only pretending to lust after children."
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The final and most broken of his personal websites is North Nowhere.
Obviously, it would have used now missing images all throughout. The text is black against black (you have to highlight it for it to become legible), and each one is an excerpt of a larger blog post. They're all wildly bitter and heavily focused on the accompanying images... which are now lost. There are two interesting blog posts about Chris Gesualdi's reflections on mortality and his grandfather in hospice.
Part One: Vito thinks he's better than everybody.
Part Two: Thanks, grandpa.
Vito would later recruit more contributors and their first big group project would be, and this is literally what it's called "The First Annual North Nowhere Dot Com 'Theft-a-Thon' Stealing Competition Extravaganza 2008" and it's everything it claims to be.
The full article wouldn't be preserved, but there's no ambiguity of what was going down. Unsurprisingly, the website would be wiped and rebooted within a couple months of promoting criminal activity and there would never be another "Theft-a-Thon." The new website would include a link to a website called poeTV, for which there is an account named endlesschris. This website relies on accounts submitting other's Youtube videos for discussion, such as when endlesschris on poeTV submitted a Grey's Anatomy clip about adult diapers with this commentary:
The clip he was posting has been removed, but I believe this was the scene he was referencing. This account was active as recently as 2019, leaving comments such as these:
Gotta love that empathy. "You died because your music was loud? Small price to pay for my night of sleep!" We're getting ahead of ourselves though. The North Nowhere website would become a repository for American Nobody chapters until another grand renovation:
I love a fresh coat of paint. After a brief few months as a basic Wordpress blog, the website would start to resemble its final form.
It'd remain largely in this state until 2018, when he'd update his photo, and then soon after replace himself with a plant. The website would go offline in 2021. It's overall less interesting, but there's some interesting tidbits, such as the resume page.
Here's something from the final capture of his resume in 2019. October 2011 to February 2013. Pretty cut and dry.
When we travel back to June 2013, this work history looks a bit different:
Funny how that happens. Some things have mysteriously vanished from the resume as well, such as being a video producer for Iron Galaxy and a beta tester for a Sega game on the Nokia N-Gage. Working at Game Stop appears suddenly in 2015 despite it being a position he supposedly left 7 years prior and never listed beforehand while other entry level positions were dropped completely.
Iron Galaxy & Sega of America
Game Stop first appearance
None of his blogs or LiveJournal or anything mention working for Game Stop. He did work for a friend's store in a mall named X9 Games which was featured on his original resume, but has since vanished. Perhaps it became easier to just say he worked at Game Stop in those years instead of explaining your buddy hired you to work at his game store at the mall? I'm not sure, it's bizarre. He also has a testimonials page which would only gain one testimonial in the course of five years.
2012 Testimonials
Only new testimonial by 2017
Next, he has a gallery of his various graphic design work. This is his passion.
Finally, his "About Me" page.
That's all I've got on Gesualdi. Plagues and pestilence.
Obviously, it would have used now missing images all throughout. The text is black against black (you have to highlight it for it to become legible), and each one is an excerpt of a larger blog post. They're all wildly bitter and heavily focused on the accompanying images... which are now lost. There are two interesting blog posts about Chris Gesualdi's reflections on mortality and his grandfather in hospice.
Part One: Vito thinks he's better than everybody.
Part Two: Thanks, grandpa.
Vito would later recruit more contributors and their first big group project would be, and this is literally what it's called "The First Annual North Nowhere Dot Com 'Theft-a-Thon' Stealing Competition Extravaganza 2008" and it's everything it claims to be.
The full article wouldn't be preserved, but there's no ambiguity of what was going down. Unsurprisingly, the website would be wiped and rebooted within a couple months of promoting criminal activity and there would never be another "Theft-a-Thon." The new website would include a link to a website called poeTV, for which there is an account named endlesschris. This website relies on accounts submitting other's Youtube videos for discussion, such as when endlesschris on poeTV submitted a Grey's Anatomy clip about adult diapers with this commentary:
The clip he was posting has been removed, but I believe this was the scene he was referencing. This account was active as recently as 2019, leaving comments such as these:
Gotta love that empathy. "You died because your music was loud? Small price to pay for my night of sleep!" We're getting ahead of ourselves though. The North Nowhere website would become a repository for American Nobody chapters until another grand renovation:
I love a fresh coat of paint. After a brief few months as a basic Wordpress blog, the website would start to resemble its final form.
It'd remain largely in this state until 2018, when he'd update his photo, and then soon after replace himself with a plant. The website would go offline in 2021. It's overall less interesting, but there's some interesting tidbits, such as the resume page.
Here's something from the final capture of his resume in 2019. October 2011 to February 2013. Pretty cut and dry.
When we travel back to June 2013, this work history looks a bit different:
Funny how that happens. Some things have mysteriously vanished from the resume as well, such as being a video producer for Iron Galaxy and a beta tester for a Sega game on the Nokia N-Gage. Working at Game Stop appears suddenly in 2015 despite it being a position he supposedly left 7 years prior and never listed beforehand while other entry level positions were dropped completely.
Iron Galaxy & Sega of America
Game Stop first appearance
None of his blogs or LiveJournal or anything mention working for Game Stop. He did work for a friend's store in a mall named X9 Games which was featured on his original resume, but has since vanished. Perhaps it became easier to just say he worked at Game Stop in those years instead of explaining your buddy hired you to work at his game store at the mall? I'm not sure, it's bizarre. He also has a testimonials page which would only gain one testimonial in the course of five years.
2012 Testimonials
Only new testimonial by 2017
Next, he has a gallery of his various graphic design work. This is his passion.
Finally, his "About Me" page.
That's all I've got on Gesualdi. Plagues and pestilence.
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Good find! You make a lot of good finds here. Scanning the emails, starting with endlesschris@gmail.com, it is him, because it links to his LinkedIn. For some reason: The Google account says he is Brent Miker.
This email is registered with imageshack, Google (Maps, Calendar, Plus Archive.org, YouTube), MySpace, Patreon, Paypal, Soundcloud, LinkedIn.
VERIFICATIONS_IO_789M_MARKETING_022019
email: ENDLESSCHRIS@GMAIL.COM
LIVEJOURNAL_COM_33M_SOCIAL_2014
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
password: tasape2
MODBSOLUTIONS_COM_58M_B2B_2016
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
name: ANTHONY MASSEY
MYSPACE_COM_357M_SOCIAL_2008
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
username: endless_chris
hash: ECAADDE3D739B8121D3A0C156A1DC2518400F4D7
BLACKHATWORLD_COM_774K_HACKING_2014
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
username: endlesschris
lastip: 66.92.91.132
hash: dbdf6d92aba8be1838c0ac48c4959622
salt: 'G{
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email: endlesschris@gmail.com
email: ENDLESSCHRIS@GMAIL.COM
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email: endlesschris@gmail.com
password: tasape2
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email: endlesschris@gmail.com
name: ANTHONY MASSEY
MYSPACE_COM_357M_SOCIAL_2008
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
username: endless_chris
hash: ECAADDE3D739B8121D3A0C156A1DC2518400F4D7
BLACKHATWORLD_COM_774K_HACKING_2014
email: endlesschris@gmail.com
username: endlesschris
lastip: 66.92.91.132
hash: dbdf6d92aba8be1838c0ac48c4959622
salt: 'G{
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email: endlesschris@gmail.com
This is what I assumed to be true. He owned the domain/website and redirected it to his YouTube channel. I wonder why he stopped DraftMagic.
Maybe...
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Maybe the thread should stay hidden in PG while everything is documented, as far as I know he's not aware of this and hasn't gone DFE on his old shit
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EDIT: Holy fuck, I found another smoking gun. My heart is pounding, I'll put it all in a new post.
DraftMagic probably wasn't earning as much money as writing copy or "marketing" a bunch of websites no one's heard of through social media, and his passion was more geared towards show business and comedy.
From my deep dive on his various websites, he lost steam with DraftMagic in the ballpark of late 2012 to early 2013 (his own content on the site stopped completely around then), which was around the time he was doing standup regularly and NoNoComedy was working on projects like Prison Planet and Game Town which they seem to have wanted to push into a real TV series. Heading into 2014, he starts taking "editor" roles at more online review sites and pumping out video production work until he's attached to a string of successful Kickstarters (producing their campaign trailers). He made connections with Tim Rogers early on and even stars in his commercial for his Xbox game Dyad, so him making connections and producing trailers for games sustained him for a few years until he built more of a personality in his Youtube and Twitter antics.
DraftMagic probably wasn't earning as much money as writing copy or "marketing" a bunch of websites no one's heard of through social media, and his passion was more geared towards show business and comedy.
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Sorry for the doublepost but this is necessary.
There's another email for the pile. This homepage is actually a newer version of an older website of his called Barcode (I can't locate the original index/homepage for Barcode to more thoroughly archive), which was hosted on Angelfire. In fact, most of the links on this page link back to his Barcode page, or what remained of it at that point (this earliest snapshot was July 1st, 2004). This homepage would later host his LiveJournal entries, which helps us recover the now deleted entries (I'll work on that later). Through these, we can also recover one comic from Video Angel:
Watch out, Eric July. The competition is fierce out here. The homepage would later move to https://www.TheCGX.net and become a standalone blog (which I'm in the process of archiving completely still; you'll realize why I needed to post now though in a moment). Like all ancient Angelfire websites, he has a Links page which is mostly unremarkable except this prescient little note:
He has a couple articles, such as the article about how he got his first professional video games journalism gig, a short story about a police officer named Max, and the story of how him and his friends would squeeze their heads with clothes hangers for fun. He also lists his hundreds of video games he owns (debated archiving this but no one actually cares).
I've saved this for last, for what will be a very damning reason.
Oh neat, Chris Gesualdi had photos on his old website Barcode. To get it out of the way, "random pictures" doesn't exist and "images from blog" seems a random assortment of Vito lore. I'll collect the ones that are of Vito and spoiler them all as a single gallery here.
He drew shitty artwork? Oh come on, how bad could it really be?
Darn, they're all gone except for- what the fuck??
EXCUSE ME???
BRO WAS DRAWING LOLICON FANART FROM "PEDO DOUJIN" ALL ALONG! REPEAT, CODE FUCKING RED, CHRISTOPHER VITO GESUALDI DRAWS "PEDO DOUJIN" FANART! HE WANTS TO LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTERS "CRUCKED" FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
The other art is lost, but his description of one of them is very telling.
Oh and do you remember that "images from blog" gallery I mentioned above? Well, I left out one very curious addition which you can see below. And yes, that's the Iron Giant.
Please know that Vito added the censor bar and its text
My verdict? PEDO EXPOSED.
I almost completely forgot this one. Well, who am I to leave a stone unturned? Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to the Chris Gesualdi Experience:
There's another email for the pile. This homepage is actually a newer version of an older website of his called Barcode (I can't locate the original index/homepage for Barcode to more thoroughly archive), which was hosted on Angelfire. In fact, most of the links on this page link back to his Barcode page, or what remained of it at that point (this earliest snapshot was July 1st, 2004). This homepage would later host his LiveJournal entries, which helps us recover the now deleted entries (I'll work on that later). Through these, we can also recover one comic from Video Angel:
Watch out, Eric July. The competition is fierce out here. The homepage would later move to https://www.TheCGX.net and become a standalone blog (which I'm in the process of archiving completely still; you'll realize why I needed to post now though in a moment). Like all ancient Angelfire websites, he has a Links page which is mostly unremarkable except this prescient little note:
He has a couple articles, such as the article about how he got his first professional video games journalism gig, a short story about a police officer named Max, and the story of how him and his friends would squeeze their heads with clothes hangers for fun. He also lists his hundreds of video games he owns (debated archiving this but no one actually cares).
I've saved this for last, for what will be a very damning reason.
Oh neat, Chris Gesualdi had photos on his old website Barcode. To get it out of the way, "random pictures" doesn't exist and "images from blog" seems a random assortment of Vito lore. I'll collect the ones that are of Vito and spoiler them all as a single gallery here.
He drew shitty artwork? Oh come on, how bad could it really be?
Darn, they're all gone except for- what the fuck??
EXCUSE ME???
I got this picture of a girl in this really weird pedo doujin I found somewhere. I just colored it, added the backround and messed around with the titles scatted throughout the book. I don't know why but I really like the word "Crucked."
BRO WAS DRAWING LOLICON FANART FROM "PEDO DOUJIN" ALL ALONG! REPEAT, CODE FUCKING RED, CHRISTOPHER VITO GESUALDI DRAWS "PEDO DOUJIN" FANART! HE WANTS TO LEAVE YOUR DAUGHTERS "CRUCKED" FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
The other art is lost, but his description of one of them is very telling.
Oh and do you remember that "images from blog" gallery I mentioned above? Well, I left out one very curious addition which you can see below. And yes, that's the Iron Giant.
Please know that Vito added the censor bar and its text
My verdict? PEDO EXPOSED.
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>Maybe I should just take a break from the thread for a day
>3 pages of fresh new Christopher Gesualdi deets
>Shotacon, lolicon, failed film maker
>Surprised as you are
>Shit, I need to update the OP again
Great work frens, time to get busy.
I will make the Dave Chappelle garbage as brief as possible, MSM documented it well enough already. The ISOM rubbish can be brief too, head to Juju's thread for that, I guess.
>3 pages of fresh new Christopher Gesualdi deets
>Shotacon, lolicon, failed film maker
>Surprised as you are
>Shit, I need to update the OP again
Great work frens, time to get busy.
I will make the Dave Chappelle garbage as brief as possible, MSM documented it well enough already. The ISOM rubbish can be brief too, head to Juju's thread for that, I guess.
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That is absolutely vile. The attempt to be casual about "just so happening" to "stumble" across a "weird pedo doujin" is so transparent it may as well be glass. Come on.
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Well, this makes a lot of sense.
Goodness fucking gracious man.
Just gonna...put this here.
endless_chris@hotmail.com is registered in Office 365, Paypal, and Flickr (archive.org page 1 & archive.org page 2) [also, paypal and office 365 may be false positives. no idea]
Here's some more art:
LIVEJOURNAL_COM_33M_SOCIAL_2014
email: endless_chris@hotmail.com
password: rocketthedog
DASHHACKS_COM_451K_HACKING_2016
email: endless_chris@hotmail.com
username: EndlessChris
hash: baa4032fad46a2bb44edc3a254a2a914
salt: On3
email: endless_chris@hotmail.com
password: rocketthedog
DASHHACKS_COM_451K_HACKING_2016
email: endless_chris@hotmail.com
username: EndlessChris
hash: baa4032fad46a2bb44edc3a254a2a914
salt: On3
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Ok, two things.
We have confirmation of another user handle and email which @notorietus dropped earlier, SeventhAngyl/seventhangyl@hotmail.com. I noticed it at the bottom of the wayback archives of gesualdi.tk. A quick search turned up this old ign article which dropped his name to seal the deal, so it wasn't just used as his AIM handle.
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As for where that image was from @Translate... I found it. I wish I hadn't.
The search term was "charisma doujin page 21" as per the details you can see on it.
THE BELOW LINKS ARE NSFW AND I'M ONLY POSTING THEM FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES, NOT SO YOU CAN BE A DEGENERATE. Don't fucking click them unless you want to vomit.
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All you need to know is this:
I hate the Internet.
We have confirmation of another user handle and email which @notorietus dropped earlier, SeventhAngyl/seventhangyl@hotmail.com. I noticed it at the bottom of the wayback archives of gesualdi.tk. A quick search turned up this old ign article which dropped his name to seal the deal, so it wasn't just used as his AIM handle.
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As for where that image was from @Translate... I found it. I wish I hadn't.
The search term was "charisma doujin page 21" as per the details you can see on it.
THE BELOW LINKS ARE NSFW AND I'M ONLY POSTING THEM FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES, NOT SO YOU CAN BE A DEGENERATE. Don't fucking click them unless you want to vomit.
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All you need to know is this:
I hate the Internet.