Christopher Vito Gesualdi / Vito / Vaedophile / CringleJingle / Co-Host of the "The Biggest Problem in the Universe" Reboot - Self-admitted paedophile, least funny comedian, lolicon artist, shotacon consumer, spousal abuser, snuff distributor and pet of Dick "Juju the cow" Masterson. Follows accounts making CGI of teenagers and generates AI images of lolicon hentai covers.

[Harm]

THE BELOW LINKS ARE NSFW AND I'M ONLY POSTING THEM FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES, NOT SO YOU CAN BE A DEGENERATE. Don't fucking click them unless you want to vomit.
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Has this archive failed? I checked and it's spitting back this message, might still be processing though. The other archives are all functional in your post. Two things to note from reviewing the comic:

1. The entire comic is 98% in Japanese. Any claims by Chris Gesualdi that he was "reading" it are bullshit. This was a picture book for him.
2. The name of the main story is literally "TV Crimes" so this comic is highlighting the criminal and taboo nature of the child rape present depicted within.

I don't want to see him try to weasel his way out of this one like Flamenco and Boy Soprano with that "I had a friend look at it and they say it's not lolicon" or "I must have been reading it because it was so funny" bullshit. This is verifiably Japanese cartoon pedo porn, and he was looking at it for the pornographic drawings.

 

[HahaYes]

Has this archive failed? I checked and it's spitting back this message, might still be processing though.

It might be the cloudflare captcha stopping it again. I saw the same thing with the fanfic.net profile yesterday:

GhostArchive gets stuck:


And wayback straight up refuses to navigate even if it states it's captured the page:



What I've done instead is found wayback archives and re-archived those on .today, however the images are non functional so while it isn't much use in that aspect, the URL does still prove it to a degree and the tags remain present.
Archive 1
Archive 2

While I was there I found working archives for that fanfic.net account plus all the stories uploaded and did the same thing. Someone must have done a mass archive of that entire site during 2012 because all of them are accessible from before cuckflare captchas started being commonly used across the Internet:
FF.Net profile archive
Dave Part 1
Dave, Part 4
Dave, Part 5
Dave, Part 6
Dave, Part 7 (Last part of the origin story!)
Dave in "Pokemon! I choose you!"
Dave in "Pokemon Emergency!"
Dave in "Ash Catches a Pokemon!"
I Will Be a Master, Part 1
I Will Be a Master, Part 2
Pikachu's Day
One Last Goodbye
Trials of the Heart

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

Pirates vs Ninjas?

It was a simpler time when all you had to do was get pumped and flip out.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Uhhh…. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND?

(In replies to a tweet about Vito buying Belle Delphines bath water and smoking it)

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Vito is a fucking woman abuser? Am I reading this right?

 

[Rotollo 2]

the rate this thread is going, I am fully expecting Vito to be revealed to be a serial murder or some sort of ISIS sleeper agent by the point it gets out of proving grounds

 

[notorietus]

Vito is a fucking woman abuser? Am I reading this right?

I checked the replies to see if maybe she made a thread on him or something like that, I also see this:

“He’s from my area. Got arrested for savagely beating his girlfriend and running from the cops, got off by crying and saying he was sorry. If there is a hell, he’s first in line for it. And his name is actually Chris the Vito thing is a bs stage name”


Link / Archive

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I checked the replies to see if maybe she made a thread on him or something like that, I also see this:

“He’s from my area. Got arrested for savagely beating his girlfriend and running from the cops, got off by crying and saying he was sorry. If there is a hell, he’s first in line for it. And his name is actually Chris the Vito thing is a bs stage name”
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Link / Archive

Vito Beats Women.

 

[notorietus]

Vito Beats Women.

His girlfriend is probably underage too.

By the way, can anyone check arrest or report records of Christopher Vito? This could be in records, possibly.

 

[Shig O'nella]

THE BELOW LINKS ARE NSFW AND I'M ONLY POSTING THEM FOR ARCHIVAL PURPOSES, NOT SO YOU CAN BE A DEGENERATE. Don't fucking click them unless you want to vomit.
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All you need to know is this:

Archive link is busted. I've tried but it's hanging on the cloudflare check. got to head out for an hour or so, so I'll just leave it trying to archive. Might get lucky.
Edit: Wayback machine has the page archived from 2014 and 2015 - text only, not the picture.

Finally worked: Here

 

[genericwhitemale]

I was gonna reply to this thread to talk about Cuties and both Dick and Vito's ardent defences of it, and instead I'm greeted with both a name dox (confirming that he calls himself Vito instead of Chris, because I guess he wants to sound more Italian?) and him posting loli/shotacon pictures from 20 years ago.
Very funny stuff, I can't wait to see him respond on Xitter.

Honestly we should make threads on all of Dick's friends and foes, His Friends like EZPZ, Vito, and Waifu Watchers, and his foes, like Rucka Rucka Ali and Jesse PS In the name of equality, even though I like those too,

Why EZPZ? I don't even think they're friends.

 

[Rotollo 2]

I was gonna reply to this thread to talk about Cuties and both Dick and Vito's ardent defences of it, and instead I'm greeted with both a name dox (confirming that he calls himself Vito instead of Chris, because I guess he wants to sound more Italian?) and him posting loli/shotacon pictures from 20 years ago.
Very funny stuff, I can't wait to see him respond on Xitter.

it's like null said, anytime you think "fuck it I'm already canceled what else do I have to lose" is like asking for lighting for strike you

 

[genericwhitemale]

it's like null said, anytime you think "fuck it I'm already canceled what else do I have to lose" is like asking for lighting for strike you

Yep. Never not true.
But it is still so funny to me that he would start calling himself Vito instead of Christopher or Chris. I really don't see the benefit of that. "Dick Masterson" made sense for Dax because it started out as a pseudonym for his men are better than women website and book, so the point was to make a name as chauvinistic and macho as possible, hence being the "dick master." Even when he transitioned into podcasting full time, "the Dax Herrera show" or "the Dax show" wouldn't work. Dick Masterson has a flashy, showmanship to it that works.
Meanwhile, how does pretending to be even more Italian than you actually are benefit you? Especially in LA of all fucking places. At least in New York, there's a strong Italian-American scene, but I can't think of a single Italian-American LA comedian other than Chris D'Elia (also a nonce). But even still, his fucking last name is Gesualdi. This legitimately adds a whole new facet to "Vito" because that four letter name is so tied to his identity. His Xitter handle is @VitoComedy, his YouTube handle is just "Vito." Even the people who fucking hate him call him "Vito the Pedo." So to know that even that is fake is so earth shattering to me and I really have no idea why the fuck he would do it, unless it was to seem more ethnic.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Yep. Never not true.
But it is still so funny to me that he would start calling himself Vito instead of Christopher or Chris. I really don't see the benefit of that. "Dick Masterson" made sense for Dax because it started out as a pseudonym for his men are better than women website and book, so the point was to make a name as chauvinistic and macho as possible, hence being the "dick master." Even when he transitioned into podcasting full time, "the Dax Herrera show" or "the Dax show" wouldn't work. Dick Masterson has a flashy, showmanship to it that works.
Meanwhile, how does pretending to be even more Italian than you actually are benefit you? Especially in LA of all fucking places. At least in New York, there's a strong Italian-American scene, but I can't think of a single Italian-American LA comedian other than Chris D'Elia (also a nonce). But even still, his fucking last name is Gesualdi. This legitimately adds a whole new facet to "Vito" because that four letter name is so tied to his identity. His Xitter handle is @VitoComedy, his YouTube handle is just "Vito." Even the people who fucking hate him call him "Vito the Pedo." So to know that even that is fake is so earth shattering to me and I really have no idea why the fuck he would do it, unless it was to seem more ethnic.

This was Vito's Italian American hero

 

[genericwhitemale]

This was Vito's Italian American hero
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*Vito getting caught holding hands with a preteen girl*
I was here, it was a joke!

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Some additional possible info on Vito's arrest



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Edit:

More evidence that Vito is Christoper Gesualdi

 

[WelperHelper99]

and do you remember that gallery I mentioned above? Well, I left out one very curious addition which you can see below. And yes, that's the Iron Giant.

Spoiler: NSFW - CENSORED SHOTA

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Fucking Iron Giant porn. Actually cursed beyond comprehension. I wanna go home

 

[BrainProlapse]

I have nothing to add except I'm thoroughly enjoying seeing this fucking chomo getting the raking he's deserved.

 

[notorietus]

“He’s from my area. Got arrested for savagely beating his girlfriend and running from the cops, got off by crying and saying he was sorry. If there is a hell, he’s first in line for it. And his name is actually Chris the Vito thing is a bs stage name”

An update to this:

Some additional possible info on Vito's arrest

Pitbull Victim has found the arrest record. He did get arrested for assault, and this was in 2018. If this is 100% correct from that one Twitter post, Christopher Vito has gotten arrested for assault on his girlfriend, making it domestic abuse. Wow!

And on top of that, the confirms that he is 35 (not sure if its on time of arrest or the age right now), but if the website archive of the loli was from 2004/2007, Vito was either 17/20 when he drew those pictures. So basically, ever since Vito was about 18, he loves children. Which…is kind of frankly disturbing.

lol

He’s 5’6 and 230 pounds. Midget fat guy with a little dick!

Also @Dire Dire Cocks be sure to add the arrest record as well. That’s extra proof!

 

[Londo]

Once again kiwifarms exposes another pedophile.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Uhhh…. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST FIND?

(In replies to a tweet about Vito buying Belle Delphines bath water and smoking it)
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Vito is a fucking woman abuser? Am I reading this right?

Wow, Null ended up being right again. Who could have guessed?