Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Complete Reprobate]

The last time Pat went for a checkup, the doctor told him to open his mouth and say 'OINK'.

 

[RollerGator]

Lori Janeski’s book is only $2.99 and has been getting near universal five-star reviews since it came out. I’m not even a sci-fi fan but $2.99 is an easy investment in Pat S. Thomas* fury.

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Carter-Files-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0BN9WFSN9

*The S stands for Seething, of course.

The newest review for the book is from today

Lori Janeski made a fan for life with this book. From the opening sentence it’s an intense, imaginative page turner. I’ve also bought copies for friends just so we could talk about this incredible book. Spoiler alert: They all loved it too! If you’re in the mood for a truly original sci-fi adventure, Lori Janeski is the author for you, child.

LMAO

 

[Lyster]

I cannot believe my disappointment. I gave fatrick some tiny amount of credit playing firstname lastname totally straight but no, it’s just a lame attempt at a dumb joke.

My day is ruined.

What is the context for her name in the book?

 

[The Feline Solution]

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https://odysee.com/@mati:c/2023-09-08-mad-at-the-internet:0

https://rumble.com/v3fyh56-mad-at-the-internet-september-8th-2023.html

I love how Null absolutely loses his shit at "Kuklinski" and later riffs on the name some more, to the tune of "Nobody is named that!". Kuklinski was a real criminal, one who was very fond of telling tall tales much like Rick is, though i am sure he wasn't as fat:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Kuklinski

Also, Boomia involving his fat-handed children in trolling Fatrick was one of the absolute peaks of patposting.

Upstream Reviews have posted another article about man of pig, this time covering his recent Xitter spat with Lori Jeneski and Richard Paolinelli (documented on page 2170 of this thread).

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https://upstreamreviews.substack.com/p/pat-tomlinson-launches-plagiarism

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8DIX0

Key takeaways:

• Everyone involved seemed already very aware of the Fatrick lore.
• The guy whose publishing house Fatrick accused of plagiarizing artwork was contacted by Upstream Reviews for the article. Here's the quote: “He can fuck all the way off and die. You don’t accuse me of stealing.”
  I see Fatrick has made another friend in the industry.
• The recent "Dick Gayporn" faildox gets a mention.
• Fatrick is, as the name suggests, still quite corpulent. Porcine, even. No sexo.

New lolsuit, new lolsuit! Someone page Brinton Resto!

Firstname Lastname is barely a character. At best, she's a thinly veiled self-insert. She sexy-talks cars, putting herself in the role of the conquesting male. She's needlessly hostile and thin-skinned. She literally puts her fingers in her ears and says, 'La, la, la' when she encounters something she doesn't want to hear - something I thought no human above the age of 6 would do until Pat himself did it on the Josiah tapes. Her only real strength is her ability to shop online. She has a host of character flaws, none of which are intended or used to spur growth. She's so useless that at the end of the book she has to be saved by the (unintentionally) only likeable and charismatic character in the book, the AI of the Donald Trump parody character.

Pat also makes a point of pointing out that she's underage, and then takes pains to sexualize her. So, there's that...

Quite telling that Pat made his self-insert female. He's such a transparent faggot with bitch tits.

What is the context for her name in the book?

Pat's absolute lack of creativity. I remember some black lady bystanders making fun of him for it on Twitter once.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

What is the context for her name in the book?

It's a clerical error.

 

[Lyster]

Five years ago today a certain fat retard tweeted this idiotic take:

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The absolute shitshow that followed is one of the most bizarre stories in the entire history of the internet. Tens of thousands of replies to the trolls, a dumb lawsuit, fake (and real) SWATTings, and a payment of $32,709.80 to a streetshitter forum owner.

Happy Norm/11 everyone.

Is there a video documenting all of it btw? I wasn't on the Pat vortex yet when this happened

 

[Lord Xenu]

Boomia involving his fat-handed children in trolling Fatrick was one of the absolute peaks of patposting.

I dont know anything about his his fatstory but after hearing him for the first time in the last couple of NPS streams I have to say he seems like he'd be a alright guy to have a few beers with.

It's a clerical error.

More very original storytelling from the genius writer

 

[TurboNAS]

What is the context for her name in the book?

The girl reached into a cheap cloth pouch slung over her shoulder and produced the required documents. Pelax took them and ran them through the authenticator. Orange meant they were genuine or such high-quality forgeries that she deserved to pass anyway. Then, Pelax looked at the name column. “Firstname Lastname?” “Yeah, I know,” the girl said. “It was a data-entry error. They keep saying it’ll get sorted out any day now. My real name is—” Pelax held up a flipper. “For the duration of your visit to Junktion, your ‘real’ name is Firstname Lastname. It’s fitting, really. After all, you’re the first human I’ve met.” Pelax was not versed in human facial expressions, thus he was unsure if the complete rigidity was a sign of good humor.

— from “Starship Repo”

 

[The Feline Solution]

I dont know anything about his his fatstory but after hearing him for the first time in the last couple of NPS streams I have to say he seems like he'd be a alright guy to have a few beers with.

He and his kids baked Patrick a birthday cake shaped like a pig one or two years ago with an accompanying video and one of his sons, who was like 11 or 12 at the time, is shit talking Patrick all through it. Boomia (and SpaceEdge) was the king of shit talking Pat in text messages for a time, you could tell he REALLY got under his skin. HoneyBadger wears that crown now.

 

[Wodanaz]

Happy Norm/11 everyone! I really cannot even fathom how much more insane Fatrick will become in the following 365 days. Do you think he'll ease off the gas, even a little bit? I don't!

 

[Something Awful]

I cannot believe my disappointment. I gave fatrick some tiny amount of credit playing firstname lastname totally straight but no, it’s just a lame attempt at a dumb joke.

My day is ruined.

I know what you mean. Firstname Lastname has Hiro Protagonist vibes, but Snow Crash is a vastly better novel (I say this with complete confidence without having read Starship Repo), and Neal Stephenson never draws attention to the ridiculous name.

 

[Broadside]

People said Patposting would die now Quasi has been paid. Barely with enough time to catch breaths, pat was on X, claiming a federal judge was involved in harrassing him and that Boomia is actually called Robert Prongay Jr.

And now, Pat is seemingly trying to get himself into another lawsuit by attacking random authors. Seems he's made yet more enemies:

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

The funniest thing about Norm/11 is how you can draw real parallels between it and that other tragedy. Five years after said tragedy, the USA was fighting a war on two fronts, taking heavy casualties due to insurgency and its people were starting to lose their sanity at home. Five years into Norm/11 and the USDA's pork division is got BTFO in its war on one front and is about to have the same happen on the other. And the head swine has completely lost the plot on top of it all. God bless America.

 

[Lord Denning]

Happy Norm/11 everyone! I really cannot even fathom how much more insane Fatrick will become in the following 365 days. Do you think he'll ease off the gas, even a little bit? I don't!

It's clear that paying Quasi ('s lawyers, stalker child) has completely broken him. He won't ease off the gas, the pedal is firmly stuck to the metal and he wont stop accelerating until he crashes in a corpulent blaze of lard fueled glory.

 

[FinnSven]

He and his kids baked Patrick a birthday cake shaped like a pig one or two years ago with an accompanying video and one of his sons, who was like 11 or 12 at the time, is shit talking Patrick all through it. Boomia (and SpaceEdge) was the king of shit talking Pat in text messages for a time, you could tell he REALLY got under his skin. HoneyBadger wears that crown now.

It probably hurts Fatrick all the more that pests can enlist their children to mock him, but Fatrick can’t get his daughter to assist with “correcting the record”.

On a semi related note, Fatrick insisting that his side is the TRUTH, reminded me of a personal cow I once had.

This fellow was a ghastly little creep, who sniffed bike seats and his career highlights included working the graveyard shift at a gas/petrol station and wiping arses in a care home.

He was a runty little man who would emblazon his Facebook profile with pro Mossad slogans and pictures.

I asked him if he was of the tribe or at least had been to Israel, but it turned out that he had been trying to impress a Israeli woman for decades.

She was married and had children and clearly wanted nothing to do with him.
He claimed to take lunch with her regularly but it turned out that he just knew where she ate lunch from her work and would eat there at the same time.

When it was clear he was just a odd little unemployable, who admitted to having to hide his PlayStation and computer when the disability assessor came to check he wasn’t trying to con them, I asked him why he was so pro Israeli, despite being a silly retarded jock from Corby.

He replied he was only concerned about the “TRUTH”!

He blocked me after I asked if he had been dropped on his head as a baby, so I never found out if the Israeli woman he stalked had got a restraining order or just Krav Maga-ed him in the throat.

 

[Associate Rick]

I think it's important on this day to leave the last word on Rick to the big man himself.

 

[meridian]

Lori Janeski’s book is only $2.99 and has been getting near universal five-star reviews since it came out. I’m not even a sci-fi fan but $2.99 is an easy investment in Pat S. Thomas* fury.

https://www.amazon.com/Phoenix-Carter-Files-Book-1-ebook/dp/B0BN9WFSN9

*The S stands for Seething, of course.

Even though I'll never read a single page, $2.99 is well worth the Pat-seethe ammunition

 

[Procrastinhater]

I hate to be that guy, but that's actually tomorrow. The 380th anniversary of that event, in fact.

You made me look it up because I was just listening to Winged Hussars by Sabaton, an absolute banger of a song.

Sorry for being off topic though. I imagine Patrick charging down a hill would sound much like all of those horses charging. Probably louder actually, on account of him being so fucking fat. He's very fat, if you didn't know.

Huh. I always thought it was 9/11 sorry.
Oh well.
Close enough.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Having niggers fart in your wife's vagina while your behemoth fat ass is curled up in the corner impotently tweeting schizo drivel doesn't sound particularly skillful or enthusiastic, but what would I know

I'm sorry you're such a virgin loser, child. Ask your mother what a sexual dynamo I am. From your prison cell.


I took the liberty of rewriting Patrick's Hugo Award winning work. You can tell it's a cheap imitation, unlike the legendary prose he produces. I'll wait quietly for the knock. No clue why I couldn't quote Starship Repo's post for it.


'The girl reached into a cheap cloth pouch slung over her shoulder and produced her issued meal. Patrick took it and ran it through the scanner. Orange meant the meal was a normal serving size or so close that she deserved to pass anyway. Then, Patty looked at the name column. “Atalker Child?” “Yeah, I know,” the girl said. “It was a data-entry error. They keep saying it’ll get sorted out any day now. My real name is—” Piggy held up a trotter. “For the duration of your prison sentence, your ‘real’ name is Atalker Child. It’s fitting, really. You were instructed, many thousands of times, to stop your felony behaviors.” Patricia was not versed in non-mukbang-style food consumption, thus he was unsure how she could enjoy prison on so little sustenance.'

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm sorry you're such a virgin loser, child. Ask your mother what a sexual dynamo I am. From your prison cell.


I took the liberty of rewriting Patrick's Hugo Award winning work. You can tell it's a cheap imitation, unlike the legendary prose he produces. I'll wait quietly for the knock. No clue why I couldn't quote Starship Repo's post for it.


'The girl reached into a cheap cloth pouch slung over her shoulder and produced her issued meal. Patrick took it and ran it through the scanner. Orange meant the meal was a normal serving size or so close that she deserved to pass anyway. Then, Patty looked at the name column. “Atalker Child?” “Yeah, I know,” the girl said. “It was a data-entry error. They keep saying it’ll get sorted out any day now. My real name is—” Piggy held up a trotter. “For the duration of your prison sentence, your ‘real’ name is Atalker Child. It’s fitting, really. You were instructed, many thousands of times, to stop your felony behaviors.” Patricia was not versed in non-mukbang-style food consumption, thus he was unsure how she could enjoy prison on so little sustenance.'

No child, I didn't.
As the report you continue to lie about clearly states.

Enjoy Prison.


Seriously has his mind snapped?
He was responding with this to comments that had nothing to do with his response for an hour yesterday.