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Can't wait for some SJW to jump down his throat for calling people cunts. He's appropriating Australian culture.
Inactive Andrew Dobson / Tom Preston / CattyN - STOP DOING SEXIST CRAP
- Thread starter José Mourinho
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Can't wait for some SJW to jump down his throat for calling people cunts. He's appropriating Australian culture.
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I love how the idea if him being an egotistical piece of shit never entered his head, he's so obsessed with being a victim that he refuses to work over it. Its the most pathetic thing thing you can do this side of CWC, if CWC didn't already do it first.
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This flabbergasting pussy claims he is entirely crippled into permanent action because people laughed at him (for being a giant pussy), then they're the pissbabies? I don't think he knows how this pissbaby thing works.
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This loops between sad and funny at least 10 times.
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Under normal circumstances, I'd gently suggest you disengage for your own piece of mind, but you've made me think of something. I always start to feel a little A-Loggish reading the Dobson thread and it's worth considering why that is. There are cows who are objectively worse people - people who are doing real, measurable harm in the world. And yet this sad, round little man is the one who makes nihilistic, cackling, Internet wiseasses begin to bubble with moral superiority and line up to play kick the autistic. Tonight it hit me.
Dobson reminds me of Ric Flair.
No, not the beloved elder statesman of his profession, able to be entertaining even long after his prime. I mean his particular shtick.
For anyone too young to remember or just never gave a shit about pro wrestling, here's how it went down: Ric Flair would talk a big game before the match. Then, once the fight started and he started to get beat up, he would flop around in a manner most pathetic. The "Flair Flop" bears his name to this day. He would stagger around. Grovel on his knees. Beg for mercy while waving his hands in front of his face. "Oh Noooo! Oh please don't hurt me! I'm sooo weak!" The good-guy wrestler, his fist in the air ready to continue the pounding, would consider the nauseating spectacle before him... and turn away in absolute disgust, his face full of revulsion. AND THEN, Ric Flair would jump up and attack him from behind!
Ric Flair was one of the best to ever get in the ring and it wasn't because he was a hero. It was because he played a very specific kind of character and played it very well. The whole point of Ric Flair's character was to inspire so much boiling hatred from the crowd that they would lay down cold hard cash for the pay-per-view just so they could see this guy get the pummeling he so richly deserved.
So yeah. Dobson has exactly one natural talent: Inducing contempt. Give a swift kick as you pass him by.
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Speaking of which, I wonder what happened to the person claiming to be a relative of Dobson; same person even provided these pictures.
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Ric Flair got actually paid to do that, though, rather handsomely. There are other people who also pull his pissy manbaby artist-who-never-does-anything schtick and get a lot more money on their Patreons. Like Aaron Diaz. Lazy as fuck but occasionally does some shit. Patreon $4,699 per fucking month for this douche.
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I'm OK, guys. I've gotten over my own issues a long time ago. On retrospect, I did come off a lot more unhinged than I intended. *shrugs*
But enough powerleveling from me - back to mocking that sad sack of shit.
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Yeah, I wonder what happened to him too, the guy also uploaded photos of Dobson's current location and mentioned he was working for his father and then just dissappeared.
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No one wanted you to stop drawing, they just expected you to improve on your most glaring mistakes and be a bit more humble.
And really all of those issues with drawing can be dealt with by drawing shit and not uploading it.
But no, we have to complain for pity points. Well, it worked, you got pity, what now?
Maybe learn to be a decent human being and appreciate that there are people out there who care enough about a sad stranger on Twitter whining about trolls?
... Nah, let's just act like the whole world is against us and still be a condescending asshole.
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Except Ric Flair did become a beloved elder statesman of his craft. Eventually it got to the point that when he was still being a shit heel, people really didn't want to pay to boo him. It's probably why his tenure in WCW when he came back from the WWF was rather lackluster. He wanted to be a heel... but the people wanted to cheer him.
As for Dobson, I really don't see him being able to capitalize on this to actually make any money.
Diaz, the guy that gets paid almost five thousand dollars a month to make... one comic a month and then proceeds to compare it to coal mining in his tweets. Yeah, fuck that guy. Why doesn't he have a thread?
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He does, he's just not a popular subject here like Dobson
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aaron-diaz.4494/
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Can somebody please pick up the phone?
It seems like each time Dobson does something, where one can think: 'Hey, this could actually get quite nice with a little more work.' he quickly moves through a phase of "unbearable smugness" and after that goes on a "Oh, woe is me!" tirade - instead of actually doing what everyone with a shred of passion would do, and try to make his next project better.
It's like he's never went past the mindset of a six-year-old, who wants asspats and cookies because he scribbled something mom and dad can actually put up on the fridge. It seems like the only kind of "satisfaction" he is able to gain from his art is near-meaningless, instant gratification.
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That's the worst part about Dobson, he has potential.
His artwork is rough and crude but it looks ok, good enough for a newspaper short if it wasn't so "dobsony"
His video's again, are well edited and flow like good cinematography should, a better microphone and he could easily keep a new fanbase and work on a better platform.
He's just so immature and spoilt that he refuses to grow as a person, instead he cries and bitches about being triggered by criticism while squeeing about fictional lesbians and feminism.
If he got his life in shape, got his own place again, got a job while working on art/videos on the side, cleaned up his personal image, he could easily work back his fanbase and become more popular then ever, because he has the ability and potential to do that.
But no, all that potential is buried under a manchilds hurt feelings and lesbian fantasies. What a waste.
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YOU. ARE. A. MAN.
Dobson has officially become Chris at his most irritating.
Dobson has officially become Chris at his most irritating.
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Well!
1) It is out of question that he is selfish
2) It wouldn't surprise me if he has hygiene issues
3) He is behaving like a hateful douche-nozzle to everyone without tits (In other words: to everyone he is not sexually interested in) and you can argue that this (on an emotional level) qualifies as a 'cruel' behavior.
Now, guessing that he has minimal social interaction with other working members of society, his sample size for that kind of observation is pretty much himself.
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He should do like Chris and become a tranny then. It's the kind of thing the thread needs.
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Given his fanatical hatred of men, I'm kind of amazed he hasn't at this point.
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It seems he is a dick to anyone who he isn't trying to suck up to, like those lesbian/tranny SJWs. Even women have gotten lashed at, like the teenage lesbian and several who have combated him over his shitty attitude.