David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Good God this is going to be entertaining if he goes through with it.

What model Tommy is he gonna use? The 1928? Please. Tell me about the AK's early Blish Lock. TELL ME ABOUT THE BLISH PRINCIPLE IN THE AK FAGGOT

 

[WelperHelper99]

What model Tommy is he gonna use? The 1928? Please. Tell me about the AK's early Blish Lock. TELL ME ABOUT THE BLISH PRINCIPLE IN THE AK FAGGOT

Blish lock, or in other words, how I learned to stop caring and love Blowback! THE FUCKING AK 47 HAS NEVER USED BLOWBACK IN ITS FUCKING LIFE!!!

 

[cybertoaster]

The ship as personified by an anime gatcha girl. Here's him giving some dramatic reading of how the Battle of Santa Cruz inspired his shipwaifu to go super sayian. Including fan art of her standing in front of the grave of her 'sisters', the USS Hornet and Wasp

These cringelords are so embarrassing on their own you can't make up shit about them that's anywhere worse than what they actually do.

Thing is this this was tried in the 80s with the TTS tank test bed prototype.
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It's nothing new. And back then they decided they wanted the extra man over a fancy autoloader

I know, it was a bad idea back then and still is now. Funny how the russians went for that as inspiration and not say the YF-23 for their stealth jet instead of the Felon.

 

[WelperHelper99]

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These cringelords are so embarrassing on their own you can't make up shit about them that's anywhere worse than what they actually do.

Thing is I used to listen to these as filler before I figured out he was a commie fuck. Actually WATCHING IT, holy fuck. And he talks so jovially. Buddy, this wasn't a fucking adventure, it was a war. Millions dead. But not that that matters, because Nazis and Gooks got what they deserved, right????

I know, it was a bad idea back then and still is now. Funny how the russians went for that as inspiration and not say the YF-23 for their stealth jet instead of the Felon.

Russia just had to copy any conventional design from the 80s. Instead they take a tossed out design and everyone overreacts

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Thing is I used to listen to these as filler before I figured out he was a commie fuck. Actually WATCHING IT, holy fuck. And he talks so jovially. Buddy, this wasn't a fucking adventure, it was a war. Millions dead. But not that that matters, because Nazis and Gooks got what they deserved, right????

Point of contention, 'gooks' are Korean. The proper terms for Japanese of the era are 'nip' and 'jap'. This was well known among Americans serving in the Pacific. Russ' Breakout has several hilarious verbatim passages where China Marines would look at a guy they shot infiltrating the wire the previous night and explain how based on the shitty peasant body, the PLA was in the area.

 

[BlancoMailo]

List of miscellaneous links of his, pretty sure some have already been posted by others:

• His metacritic reviews (A)
• His furaffinity (A)
• His sketchfab (A) (where I first found his picture)
• His BYOND/SS13 (A)
• His gravatar (A) (Full version of his profile pic)
• His Second Life Fandom RP Article (A)
• His Ricewynd Fandom (A)
• His Malicious Fandom (A)
• His Spoonguard Fandom Article (A)
• His Newgrounds Movie reviews (A)

 

[WelperHelper99]

Point of contention, 'gooks' are Korean. The proper terms for Japanese of the era are 'nip' and 'jap'. This was well known among Americans serving in the Pacific. Russ' Breakout has several hilarious verbatim passages where China Marines would look at a guy they shot infiltrating the wire the previous night and explain how based on the shitty peasant body, the PLA was in the area.

Pardon my racism lol

List of miscellaneous links of his, pretty sure some have already been posted by others:

• His metacritic reviews (A)
• His furaffinity (A)
• His sketchfab (A) (where I first found his picture)
• His BYOND/SS13 (A)
• His gravatar (A) (Full version of his profile pic)
• His Second Life Fandom RP Article (A)
• His Ricewynd Fandom (A)
• His Malicious Fandom (A)
• His Spoonguard Fandom Article (A)
• His Newgrounds Movie reviews (A)

Of course he has a furaffinity

 

[Fatniggo1488]

What about that "after action" video he made?

I honestly seldom watch after actions for debates between cows. Normally they just shore themselves up with people who agree with them and trot around like they won so there's not much point to it imo.

 

[cybertoaster]

His furaffinity (A)

I'm not going there...

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm not going there...

It's actually empty. Either he nuked it, or the account has been dead since he made it in 2017 with his 2 comments

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Pardon my racism

I will, I will not tolerate amateur hour racism. 'Gook' is an old Korean word that best translates into modern English as 'dude.' It came to the US from servicemen serving in the theater, since Koreans would refer to anyone who's name they didn't know as gook, and the Americans vice versa. It only became seen as a slur as it hit the mainland US after Korea. During the push beyond the 38th in '51, knowing the difference between the blown up torso of a stocky Korean hill folk and a thin Chinese peasant was key for the men on the ground to evaluate whether they were fighting the Koreans or the PLA, and was better intel than Mac flying over the Yalu on Chinese numbers. I'm only kinda having fun on the internet when I say it's a skill any American interacting with the third world should learn. The Muslim world is not homogeneous. Learn to call an Arab a camel fucker in Pashto.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Oh also, here's an archive of one of his fruity pirate stories that I was asked to archive:

Spoiler: Text

Captain Ricewynd's me name, the fastest Pirate in the Sea of Thieves and I've got the speeding tickets to prove it.
Allow me to recite the tale of my adventures with one salty little Pirate Captain, I never knew his name, only the ferocious look in his eyes as he chased me from The Ancient Isles to The Shores of Plenty, to the Devils Roar and even into the veil itself.

It starts, as all good tales do, in the pub. A drunkard, fat he was with one eye, sat on the floor crying tales to all those who would listen of distant lands where the buildings were paved with gold, the rivers ran with gold, the trees were gold and bore gold fruit which burst open with the juice of...more...gold.
basically there was a lot of Gold.

Now me, I love gold. You can give it to other people and they will give you stuff and I LOVE stuff. Knew a guy in Madagascar would give you a fruit basket for 3 gold with a little bow tie and everything, and old Jess down in Kingston for 2 gold would draw your face onto an octopus and then beat the devil out of it.
Strange woman that Jess, anyway where was I?

Ah yes!

So it was me and me crew. Old Penny me trusty Tankard, Fingers the Cockatiel, and Brian a pig I forgot to offload at Ancient Spire.
We'd just hit the shore of Discovery Ridge, fixed the hole, then moored. I had a map to follow and a chest to dig up. With spade in hand, I set up the beach determined to find me some fresh booty. And maybe a few more planks.
Once I reached the summit of a small hill I turned to admire me ship, the Chunky Pigeon, as she sat glimmering in the bay, her fresh coat of paint sparkled in the sun like a hundred brilliant rubies and it was there I saw it.
Black she was, from sail to hull. I could see her just on the horizon, racing toward me like the devil was behind her.
Fast as me legs could carry me I raced down the beach and climbed onboard just as the dreaded black ships hull crashed into mine, the great thumping sound of wood splintering echo'd throughout the dim morning haze as both ships screamed in agony.
I saw the other Captian, like me he was alone with no crew other than his left hand. He lept from his ship, barrel of gunpowder in hand and made a dash for me ladder.
But he did not know the name of the ship he rammed nor it's famed Captian.
I am Captian Ricewynd, the fastest Pirate in the Sea of Thieves and I never drop me Anchor!

I threw down the sails. The Chunky Pigeon leapt forward, her hull so full of holes I could have gone fishing in her hold. I looked down and saw the face of the other Captian, glaring at me with those wide devil eyes, frothing at the mouth that his prize of slightly inconveniencing me had been snatched away at the last minute.

I laughed and went below to patch up me darling vessel. But was I not to know this would not be the end of this tale.

For whence I returned to deck I looked back to see those same black sails behind me. The devil himself sat behind the wheel, his fists clenched in anger, steam poured from his ears and salt rained from his jaws as he tried desperately to catch up to me.

I must admit, I may have let him get a little closer than I should 'ave. But the sight of a wild nooblington in a fit of rage is one of Gods most wonderful of creatures, and I could not help myself but gaze in wonder.
The chase was on, but try as he might he could not catch me, I dodged and waved around islands but still, he kept coming. I twisted around rocks and doubled backed on him yet still he was undeterred.
I threw my back to the wind and watched as his ship became naught but a speck on the horizon but I knew each time I stopped he'd come sailing in.
For days we chased each other. From Sharkbiat Cove to the Forsaken Brink, I hid behind Daggers Tooth but his maddening eyes sought me out wherever I traveled. I led him to the Devils Roar where I toyed with the fates of fortune around the blasted mountain herself, through the wrecks of many an unaware sailor who moored too close to her screams, yet even as fire rained down upon him still he chased. I looped around the Ashen Reaches and sped out into the Devils Vial and yet even as the waters turned red and background music slammed into the devils C minor did he not stop.

On the third day, my patience for this maddened Captian began to wear thin. I weaved between the Galleons of Pirate Hunters, dodging cannon fire and abusive comments but to no avail.
It was finally at Reapers Hideout I got him.

I saw the twin islands ahead and hatched myself a little plan, speeding past them I threw myself into full gear, watching him slowly vanish into the Horizon, then I turned, full battle turn as if to finally confront my pursuer and sped untoward him.
And worked it did.
Egear at the chance to finally get a shot off at me he turned sharply, exposing his broadside. His shot missed and I answered with more speed. I came so close to his hull had I still me left hand to strike out me sword I would have decapitated him.

Confused he turned and launched after me. But before he could I was a mile ahead. Scrambling quickly he jumped to his crow's nest and spotted me on the other side of Reapers Hideout, sitting just off the coast with me sails down.
I thought to meself, this Captian ain't too bright, head full of cabbage, but is he stupid.
And would you adam and eve it, he was.
Thrilled at the chance of finally catching me with me pants down he sped full sail towards me, right between the two islands of Reapers Hideout and right into the shallows.
The almighty crunch of wood snapping as his hull beached itself upon the rocks was like music to an old sailors ears.
He lept from his broken ship and charged after me, musket in hand. but I had already set sail, for I am Captian Ricewynd, the fastest Pirate alive and I never drop me anchor.

I heard him scream from the shore, words so cursed his mother would slap him into next week for daring to utter them. I hid behind a rock some way away and waited, played a hand or two with Brian and was only 20 gold coins down when I saw our angry little friend go screaming past, full sail, eyes locked directly ahead, searching for me.
Course I sailed the other way, returned to collect me chest at Discovery Ridge and turned it in for just about enough profit to offset me debts. I've heard tales of course, perhaps he is still out there, that mad salty Pirate, chasing shadows determine to sink that one ship he could never catch up to.

And the moral of the story is, never play a pig at poker, crafty little devils cheat I swear by it.

Link (A)

Unfortunately, his Linkedin, Tumblr, and Ricewynd Twitter accounts are already deleted.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I don't know that lore, but giving him the benefit of the doubt, I'm assuming he means 'in the intel business' not 'I'm MI5'. That could be as simple as writing a paper or acting as an intern to private investigation firm or think tank, not an actual intel officer. Much lower standard. Hell, half off NAFO is guys reposting Russian telegram videos as 'OSINT'

I am combining different videos he made plus info I know to come up with this information. I will admit I used to watch him a lot, but then over time, he just got faggier and faggier inserting more about his personal bullshit into a video about tanks and airplanes, so much so that here I am.

I also love how these people claim that Russia can make these amazing psyop operations but then post information from telegram like the FSB or SBU aren't in there already.

His claims on the AK are even far more retarded than AK being an StG clone. According to his twitter he is going to claim that the AK is a Thompson clone designed by Kalashnikov's apprentice

I'm sorry................what WHAT?

I honestly seldom watch after actions for debates between cows. Normally they just shore themselves up with people who agree with them and trot around like they won so there's not much point to it imo.

I bring it up because if I remember correctly, it is really cringy. He goes on a rant about being a fag and being homeless.

@AeroGavin Rossdale What is a Bish lock?

 

[WULULULULU]

For all the crap I give to the WoT/WoWS players, I never expected WT/Azur Lane autists to be one of the future lolcows in the military space.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Couldn't the "changing crew compartment layout" being explained by the fact that those were from different development vehicles and not the T-14 itself? Because one of the initiatives behind the Armata was to create a universal chassis to be used in the next generation of armored fighting vehicles.

No, he was talking about those "documentaries" Russian state TV puts out. Those are all about the T-14 itself. So it's very likely the internal layout is still being refined. Which is fine, it's a very digital tank, much of it is going to be figuring out where to put the screens and controls since it's all just cables going into a box that then relays the commands to the actual mechanical guts of the vehicle. But it still points towards the vehicle being still very much a prototype.

Well, that and the fact no one has ever seen one of the damn things firing a single shot, much less running that autoloader it's supposed to have.

He's already proven himself to be a brainlet with the claim that the T-34 sucks (despite, you know, undeniably being the tank that steamrolled the Third Reich, and has proven to be so reliable and easy to maintain that the damn things are still seeing active combat to this day).

I think it was The_Chieftain that postulated that T-34s, when made to high standards, were about equivalent to Shermans in both overall performance and cost. Nevermind, it was the guy listed on the OP addressing the errors in LP's T-34 video, u/MaxRavenclaw, who mentioned the T-34s by the end of the war were performing quite well (comparably to Shermans) and advances in manufacture and just basic design streamlining had made them even cheaper. Not 2-for-1 vs. a Sherman cheaper, but probably closer to buy-four-get-1-free compared to the Americans. They were fine tanks, built in a hurry for obvious reasons. And they did the job, which is what matters at the end of the day. The Soviets had good reason to get rid of the T-34 (by replacing it with the T-44 and then the T-54/55 family, which is still in use today) pretty quickly by the end of the war... but at the same time so did we with the Shermans. Everybody dumped their WWII tanks onto their allies/clients as soon as they could get enough numbers of better tanks.

Anyway, we still see those being used "in combat" on occasion not necessarily because T-34s were amazing, but because they are wholly mechanical and you still see them as gate guardians and monument pieces all over the Middle East and the Balkans. Give it a bath in whatever grease you've got at hand, sic Ahmed/Ivan the Diesel Mechanic and Muhammed/Pavel the Electricist at it for a couple hours and you've got a scary box on tracks all of your own. Old tanks are fun like that. Good luck finding ammo or a new breech block for these things, though.

His claims on the AK are even far more retarded than AK being an StG clone. According to his twitter he is going to claim that the AK is a Thompson clone designed by Kalashnikov's apprentice.

What in the name of... hang on, a Thompson clone?

Not a M1 Garand clone?

As in: the gun Mikhail Kalashnikov is on record mentioning he had thoroughly examined before designing his AK?

Not the long stroke, rotating bolt gas-operated rifle?

The Thompson?

Holy shit. It's only Tuesday. I don't want to break out the tequila this early but... fucking hell, man. That claim alone gave me a headache.

Are you sure that's what he said?

 

[WelperHelper99]

And would you adam and eve it, he was.

Thank you for preserving this wonder of literature. Truly I've never heard a worse clusterfuck of a phrase. Also did you know pirates like gold,?

What is a Bish lock?

Long story short, this is a bolt, and Blish thought the brass and steel properties changed when recoil hit- it didn't, it just moved and moved back like a blowback gun. Completely obsolete and EXPENSIVE. America ditched the system half way thru Thomson production and reworked the bolt into one piece

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

What is a Bish lock?

A Blish Lock is a way to hold the bolt closed until pressure drops in the chamber enough to safely open, like a rotating bolt or tipping bolt or roller delay. It's based on the Blish Principle, named after an observer on a Navy gunboat in the 19th century. He noticed that the naval guns would work loose the breech on lower pressure shells than higher. That didn't make a lot of sense, so he posited that under high enough force, metals of different composition would actually increase the coefficient of static friction. The amount of force needed to get the breech to begin moving. On this, Thompson developed the Blish Lock. a small H shaped piece of I believe brass that would have to be tipped up and out of the way by the inertia of the steel bolt to unlock and let the weapon cycle. It was a bit expensive to manufacture, but worked and would be on the 1921 and 1928 models.

You may be asking yourself why you've never heard of such a physical law, since surely it would have huge implications? Well.. that's because it doesn't exist. It was just one guy wondering and Thompson took it as faith and built it into his gun. He clearly did no calculations, because you can't measure an effect that doesn't exist, added a ton of expense to manufacture, and the bolt was heavy enough anyway to work as a pure blowback.

But that's WWI engineering for you.

edit: @WelperHelper99 already got to it and it is brass, not bronze.

 

[notorietus]

His furaffinity (A)

Oh god the profile is real

"Lazerpig's Hot tub Memorial Park for retired alcoholic military analysts and Gay themed Sushi bar".

Let's do a word game: How many results do we get? We get about 9,140 results for the word "FEMBOY", 3,480 results for the word "TRANS", 16 results for the word "tranny", 11 results for the word "lesbo", 7 results for "faggot", 7,254 results for the word "furry", 462 results for "furry porn", and 27 results for the word "kiwifarms", 125 results for "zoophile".


These are some of my favorite results. Here is lazerpig saying "I already got too many femboys wanting me to do the fuck with them".


Yeah, that's all I got.

 

[WelperHelper99]

These are some of my favorite results. Here is lazerpig saying "I already got too many femboys wanting me to do the fuck with them".

I am NOT the welding femboy btw, and the fact one of my brothers has degraded himself so... honestly not completely shocked, but I bet that fucker is either a OwO tig welder or a noob that's getting wrecked by the stick welder he bought at Harbor Freight.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Yeah, that's all I got.

If you don't mind, can you compare those search results to the terms 'ATGM', 'PGM', and 'FLIR'?