Pokémon (Not-So) Griefing Thread - Scarlet and Violet Released with 10 Million Copies in First 3 Days in Buggy States

why am I surprised that the TCG is getting scummier when that was literally baked into its premise
Considering that Scarlet & Violet, Paldea Evolved, and Obsidian Flames all lacked god packs TPCi is basically doing a weaker take on what Japan did with their version of 151 (their god packs are basically "true" god packs packing 2 full evolution lines in Illustration Rare/Secret Illustration Rare form). It's also worth noting that, if past 151 leaks are true, the Secret Illustration Rares and Illustration Rares featured in our god packs can be found also be found in normal packs.

Oh, and god packs in Japanese sets are generally exclusive to end-of-block sets like VMAX Climax and VSTAR Universe. 151 having god packs is just a weird outlier for obvious reasons.
 
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Teal Mask has released and Joe is desperate to shill
dude added a feature that's been there since day 1 to a patch notes description of 2.1 to make it look better than it is lmaoooo
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Teal Mask has released and Joe is desperate to shill
dude added a feature that's been there since day 1 to a patch notes description of 2.1 to make it look better than it is lmaoooo
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is actually mentioned in the official patch notes for this update
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Sorry to burst your bubble, but this is actually mentioned in the official patch notes for this update
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dude this only makes it funnier
I distinctly remember doing this shit while playing it pirated because I was so fed up with the stupid minimap camera constantly moving, it was one of the only memories I have from playing that game that wasn't some form of frustration or disappointment
the fact that it's mentioned here just because they have nothing else to pad out the notes with is great :story:
 
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apparently the main storyline for the teal mask is a fucking fetch quest
the loyal three steal ogerpon's masks and you have to go find them again
I'm not kidding
god this is so fucking low-effort all I can do is laugh :story: :story: :story:

^ actual spoilers btw, for kitakami plot
 
And with the official release of The Teal Mask we've got official stats and typings for the new Pokémon in addition to some other pieces of info.
It turns out the previous leak was fake, gay, and more than likely pozzed with every STD known to man and some diseases still waiting to be discovered.
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Ogerpon's typing is close to what was listed there but its base form (with the Teal Mask) is pure Grass while its other three forms swap out the Ghost-type for Grass. Ursaluna's type is the same as Hisuian Ursaluna. The typing of the Loyal Three was spot-on. You can also find the learnsets and HAS for each new Pokemon here (a more thorough list featuring all Pokémon in SV can be found here).

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Here's the list of returning moves being turned into TMs. And yes, your eyes are NOT deceiving you! Both Scald and Knock Off have returned as TMs in addition to Toxic and Grassy Glide.

In addition to the returning Pokémon found in the Kitakami Pokédex Jirachi, the Sinnoh Starters, Phione, Manaphy, Darkrai, and Shaymin can be transferred over to SV (the starters and Shaymin shouldn't be that surprising considering that a pic of them together was used to promote The Teal Mask).

Two Pokémon brought back in the The Teal Mask have had their Abilities changed, Empoleon's HA has been switched from Defiant to Competitive whilst Shiftry's Early Bird has been swapped for Wind Rider.

Shiny locks have been confirmed for Ogerpon, The Loyal Three, and Bloodmoon Ursaluna. Two static encounters featuring Milotic and Ariados and gift Pokémon featuring the Sinnoh starters are also Shiny-locked.

Bloodmoon Ursaluna is a standalone Pokémon and Ursaring cannot evolve into it.

A new Charm item was introduced in the form of the Glimmering Charm. It's boosts the amount of Tera hards you get in a raid.

There is level scaling in the DLC for wild Pokémon, I'm not sure if this affects Pokemon that NPCs use.

Performance is still the same as it was before the DLC dropped, the only thing that was fixed is was load issues with the Pokemon Boxes.
 
It turns out the previous leak was fake, gay, and more than likely pozzed with every STD known to man and some diseases still waiting to be discovered.
you say that, but the literal only errors were that Ogerpon isn't part-ghost and the Ursaluna form doesn't have a new typing
every other mon's typing was bang-on, all the signature attacks were accurate, every single HOME render was 100%
it's more accurate than any other leak since the madlad who spoiled Arceus a day before its reveal; not even Khu's SV pokedex leak was this accurate. Calling Tinkaton a "hammer loli" is a massive stretch, and Kilowattrel is about as close to an "electric seagull" as Groudon is to a flaming salamander, meanwhile this leak simply mixed up two minor things and omitted normal abilities for Ogerpon.

...this does raise the question, though. What's the point in giving Ursaluna a new form if that form is not only objectively worse, but doesn't bring anything new to the table other than its design? You can't even evolve Ursaring into it thanks to its introduction, the new form is just a once-only gift that you can't get any other way outside of catching it in the retarded dex completion sidequest. So it hardly stands in for normal Ursaluna in SV and doesn't improve on it in any way, shape, or form otherwise. Even its signature move is a copy-paste of one that already exists this generation, just with less base power and a special categorization as opposed to physical. Why does this thing exist.

And yes, your eyes are NOT deceiving you! Both Scald and Knock Off have returned as TMs in addition to Toxic and Grassy Glide.
I was going to say "I'd be disappointed if I wasn't confused; why are they making TMs for single-mon moves"... and then I checked the Scald learnsection and realized Gamefreak pulled another "pay us money to do what you could do in past games for free".

Motherfuckers hid the Scald TM behind a $35 paywall after stripping it from every single mon's learnset (save for Volcanion, the only mon in the entire game on which that move is redundant) and forced you to give them the money if you want to have a decent competitive build.

What a friendly way to remind us that TMs are 1-use again and you won't be able to easily circumvent their retarded money-grubbing without paying out the nose.

the Sinnoh Starters
You also get these as a gift, for some reason, upon visiting Kitakami. Following on from the Isle of Armor's logic you should've actually gotten the Galar starters, but I guess even Gamefreak hated them so much that they'd rather shill Sinnoh for the 40th time this year than give them any spotlight again.
Very glad that the only attention they've gotten since gen 8 has pretty much consisted of Rillaboom being Grass!Miku's partner mon and like 2 seconds of screentime in that "all the starters are returning" trailer lol.


There is level scaling in the DLC for wild Pokémon, I'm not sure if this affects Pokemon that NPCs use.
If it's anything like the other DLC's level scaling, it won't. It'll just bump up levels with the teams remaining unchanged. So you'd be fighting a level 91 Poochyena instead of a level 11 Poochyena, not a level 91 Mightyena.
I'm assuming that the level scaling was ported from IoA because it would take less time to implement and would be expected as the standard, so I might be wrong, but I think that's how it works. If they're sticking to how the previous DLC did things, again, then Indigo Disk will probably have fixed levels at around the 60-70 range.

Performance is still the same as it was before the DLC dropped, the only thing that was fixed is was load issues with the Pokemon Boxes.
Is this what Joe meant when he said "adjustments have been made to the display of icons in boxes"? I thought that meant literal changing of the sprites. If they've actually fixed those horrible load times then good for them, but I expect that the box is still mostly broken because hoping any higher will only lead to bitterness at this point.
 
How did they make the performance worse
through the magical power of sucking at optimization really, really hard

slightly related: anybody else got bingo cards for the returning Pokémon based off the deleted dex entries in 1.2.0? I haven't got one physically made but i do check it off in my head, and I'm pleasantly surprised to see that Sandslash is a Kitakami addition as opposed to an Indigo Disk one (I expected it to be returning alongside other Alolan forms since Alolan Exeggutor was a prominent focus of the trailer).
 
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apparently the main storyline for the teal mask is a fucking fetch quest
the loyal three steal ogerpon's masks and you have to go find them again
I'm not kidding
god this is so fucking low-effort all I can do is laugh :story: :story: :story:

^ actual spoilers btw, for kitakami plot
If I’d actually paid for the DLC rather than a relative giving me one of those Code Cards for it as a gift, I’d be significantly more annoyed by that. The joys of “It’s Free so my Expectations are at Rock Bottom”. As is, a friend and I are just shitting on it while I play through, which is honestly more entertaining. Obligatory Welcome to the Rice Fields included.

Also, mildly unrelated, but I haven’t seen anyone bring it up in Thread - there’s a Mystery Gift Code for a Mew. The code is literally GETY0URMEW (0, not O). Which you might want the Mew, because we also have a 7 Star Mewtwo Raid, in which Mew gets a massive stat buff to make up for Mewtwo shielding immediately at the start, spamming Calm Mind, then using Rest (while holding a Chesto Berry) once you break his Shield. Least Randoms figured this shit out…
 
And I completed The Teal Mask, here's what I observed during the story (I'll put it behind spoilers for those that want to go in blind)...
  • Carmine and Kieran, the two Blueberry Academy students and Kitakami natives, start out on opposite ends of a single character arc and end up at or very near the end of the other. Carmine starts out as a nasty bitch (she callsyou an "outsider" when you first meet her) at the start of the tory and slowly warms up to you as the story flows while Kieran begins a shy, meek kid when you meet him but slowly starts to get more bitter towards you as you get closer and friendlier towards Ogerpon.
  • Briar is largely absent from the story outside of a bit of lore-dumping at the very beginning and helping set up the second-half of the DLC at the very end of the story.
  • Perrin is pretty much tied to the Ursaluna side-quest and that doesn't open up until you register 150 Pokémon in the Kitakami Pokédex, you can even skip her completely if you want to. The only thing of note is that she has a Hisuian Growlithe with her and that kind of kills the "theory" of Hisuian Pokémon going extinct between PLA and SV.
  • Following the bullying themes in Starfall Street and the parental abandonment stuff present in both the Path of Legends and The Way Home storylines The Teal Mask covers a heavy topic here, in this is case it's xenophobia and othering.
I honestly liked the Ogre Oustin' mini game even though I only did the "tutorial" level, it's simple at first but it gets harder as you get into other levels.

The size of the map is smaller than Paldea's but that's not necessarily a bad thing, it's easier to track down Pokémon and outside of the Chilling Waterhead you can't really get lost. I wouldn't be surprised if the The Indigo Disk's Terarium follows this pattern.

You forced to catch Ogerpon during the story, specifically after you beat the now-Titanic Loyal Three for the three remaining masks and fight all four of Ogerpon's Terastillized forms. The Loyal Three can be encountered and caught in the post-game the same way Titan Pokemon are in the base game. Oh, and The Loyal Three are male-only whilst Ogerpon is female-only.

White-Striped Basculin can only be found in the Timeless Woods (which you can access without doing the Ursaluna side-quest) and you can get a Hisuian Growlithe by completing the Ursaluna side-quest. IFAIK no other Hisuian Pokémon other than those two and Ursaluna are available.

Outside of the Hisuian Growlithe there are two other gift Pokémon. You can get a randomized Sinnoh starter from an Egg that Jacq gives you while you can get a Shiny Munchlax (it comes with its HA, the Crafty Mark, and is the largest size possible) when you complete Ogre Oustin’ at its hardest difficulty.

Transferring the Pokémon found in the Kitakami Pokédex from other games via HOME works but you need the exact forms found in region itself in order for them to register. For example: if you transfer a Kantonian Sandshrew over but transfer an Alolan Sandslash only the Sandshrew will be registered. This also means you can't register Ursaluna by transferring one caught in PLA.

EDIT: I added a little tidbit to the gameplay section after I transferred some Pokemon from HOME. and noticed something.
How did they make the performance worse
I assume it has something to do with loading assets, there are times when the game will freeze for a brief second or two and my heart will skip a beat since it occasionally leads to the game crapping out.
I don't give a FUCK about doomposting, let's post some jams
I still find myself watching the trailers that was put out for Sun & Moon back in 2016, the track they used in it is such a bop and it's fucking criminal that it's never been officially released.
If I’d actually paid for the DLC rather than a relative giving me one of those Code Cards for it as a gift, I’d be significantly more annoyed by that. The joys of “It’s Free so my Expectations are at Rock Bottom”. As is, a friend and I are just shitting on it while I play through, which is honestly more entertaining. Obligatory Welcome to the Rice Fields included.

Also, mildly unrelated, but I haven’t seen anyone bring it up in Thread - there’s a Mystery Gift Code for a Mew. The code is literally GETY0URMEW (0, not O). Which you might want the Mew, because we also have a 7 Star Mewtwo Raid, in which Mew gets a massive stat buff to make up for Mewtwo shielding immediately at the start, spamming Calm Mind, then using Rest (while holding a Chesto Berry) once you break his Shield. Least Randoms figured this shit out…
It’s something I brought up but didn’t really go into details on account of the information being easy to search out. As far as the Chesto-Rest combo goes most players either run Misty Terrain or Electric Terrain (the former is preferred due to it also blocking Ice Beam’s Freeze chance in addition to blocking Sleep). I’d do it again but after checking the base item drops and the item drops I don’t really see a point in doing so. It’s also worth noting that ANY Mew can get the raid boost and will obtain the Mightiest Mark upon completing the raid.
 
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A friend of mine texted me about the new Pokémon TCG promotion they‘re doing at McDonald’s and they asked me if I’m gonna go in on it.

I’ve done some of the past promos but I’m kind of torn on this one, all of the cards are from Scarlet & Violet (with Pikachu coming from Paldea Evolved) and I doubt they’ll be scalped to hell and back.

But then again, I just saw what the holos look like (on PokéBeach, the pic can be seen below) and my interest keeps coming back. I like the confetti holo that they come in and since they‘re from SV-era sets that means the holo effect is also on the card border.
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...even Fezandipiti?

If so, my comment about some new Pokémon only being made for coomers from earlier has aged better than I ever expected it to. (:_(
Yep, it’s male-only too.
 
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double-posting for some news

GameFreak left in placeholders for the Indigo Disk when releasing their patch for the Teal Mask. Baffles me how they still haven't learned better after the disaster that was SM's demo; maybe it's some weird stealth marketing thing. That aside-

The data hints towards- at minimum-
• 4 new abilities,
• 76 new items (seem to be mostly TM materials),
• 15 new moves,
• 8 new species.
If that last part is true, then it means GF have officially revealed about half of the new mon for Indigo Disk already.

Archaludon, Raging Bolt, Iron Crown, and Terapagos take up half those slots...

Going off of GF's retarded insistence on signature abilities regarding new mon, I think there'll be 3 new families of mon. Seeing as both Paradoxes already have abilities shoed-in and Archaludon will likely just keep Duraludon's (since it's not a new form like BM-Ursaluna), alongside Terapagos absolutely having some kind of signature if only for being the flagship Legendary, I think there'll be another convergent of some kind (with its matching evo) and then another cross-gen evo or new form. I highly doubt there will actually be many new mon outside of evolutions or other ties to existing families considering the environment and location.

It's also worth noting that Blueberry Academy has been explicitly stated to reside within Unova (which explains the black Professor lmfao), so I think most of the new mon will focus on being from there.
A decent amount of stuff is pointing to building hype around Unova specifically and it's just disheartening lol. Yaaayyy, another terrible terrible remake is on the way, can't wait to have another old game spat on for sales yet again...
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I don't give a FUCK about doomposting, let's post some jams
-double-post to separate the bops from the doomposting-

based and optimistpilled
I shall contribute to your quest, sir Rocket


can't forget the only good song in oras not counting the midnight soaring theme
I still find myself watching the trailers that was put out for Sun & Moon back in 2016, the track they used in it is such a bop and it's fucking criminal that it's never been officially released.
Yeh boi.
 
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