More post-jail sightings megathread

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Probably the wrangler took him to the house on some agreement when Barb wasn't there. Or at least it was her job to make sure he didn't do anything fucky while he was there, doing whatever he was there to do, probably grabbing some things.

I hope.

Hit me with all the rainbows you have because I still have the dark sneaking suspicion he went there alone to get some of that Barbussy.

It definitely could have been something Chris did on his own volition, after all, when has Chris abided by any rules he doesn't want to follow?

One thing overlooked with the wrangler and Chris at the Coinstar, was the woman trying to explain something to Chris, and he immediately talks back:

Lady: Now, it's jacking the price, see? Now-

Chris: Now, listen. The hot dog buns, and a loaf of bread,

Clearly this is someone Chris isn't afraid of talking back to, or contradicting immediately. That shows Chris wasn't even slightly cowed by this whole shitshow over the last few years. He's just regular ol' Chris.

 

[A Grey Cat]

It definitely could have been something Chris did on his own volition, after all, when has Chris abided by any rules he doesn't want to follow?

One thing overlooked with the wrangler and Chris at the Coinstar, was the woman trying to explain something to Chris, and he immediately talks back:

Clearly this is someone Chris isn't afraid of talking back to, or contradicting immediately. That shows Chris wasn't even slightly cowed by this whole shitshow over the last few years. He's just regular ol' Chris.

Based on what was said the wrangler was trying to get Chris to pick either a loaf of bread OR hot dog buns. Either because of the prices going up or its an attempt to teach Lardo, "you can't always get what you want. " and Chris being his usual grossly entitled self demanded they get hot dog buns and bread no exceptions.


I get being in jail 2 years and being told what to do under threat of a nightstick to the gut. Which included only eating when they fed him and no seconds or large portions he usually eats, but that's doesn't change the fact that after all thos time he hasn't learned a fucking thing. Hasn't changed a hair. Two years in jail m, the nut house and finally a tard house and he's STILL a fat, self centered, entitled, spoiled overgrown brat.

 

[Raging Capybara]

Reddit weens can't find his car at the house for days now. The girl is likely a wrangler who just took him to visit Barb.

So we all made those Barbussy jokes in vain. Sadness, oy vey.

Nah, it was a threesome

 

[TheTourist]

Clearly this is someone Chris isn't afraid of talking back to, or contradicting immediately. That shows Chris wasn't even slightly cowed by this whole shitshow over the last few years. He's just regular ol' Chris.

I feel a little sheepish thinking that this whole thing might've humbled him at least a little.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Probably the wrangler took him to the house on some agreement when Barb wasn't there. Or at least it was her job to make sure he didn't do anything fucky while he was there, doing whatever he was there to do, probably grabbing some things.

I hope.

Hit me with all the rainbows you have because I still have the dark sneaking suspicion he went there alone to get some of that Barbussy.

I heard he brought chocolate ensure to use as lube. For posterity's sake. But Barb prefers vanilla.

I feel a little sheepish thinking that this whole thing might've humbled him at least a little.

Not even death could humble him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Not even death could humble him.

He's already claiming to have died once, no less!

 

[Grundlejungle]

I'm almost certain that the woman is his (underpaid and underqualified) tard guard. Social work loves to put people with dangerous tards and not give you the information about how dangerous the tard actually is. I wouldn't be surprised if she wasn't informed about his adventures in barbussy.
Minor PL: I took a martial arts class a few years ago, and the teacher always made a point to have the small women practice with the biggest guys in the class (Which included me). He would tell them "if you can't handle someone of this size in a controlled environment, you can't handle them in an uncontrolled situation. No matter what your skill level is, gun-fu is the only way to be fully equal."

I hope that poor girl is packing some heat, otherwise she's gonna be in for a bad time.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

So his car has only been seen once at BLC so it's not unreasonable to assume with a wrangler being seen with him Chris is still in some kind of assisted living situation.

 

[AnOminous]

Two years in jail m, the nut house and finally a tard house and he's STILL a fat, self centered, entitled, spoiled overgrown brat.

Too bad he spent his time in jail instead of getting raped and murdered in prison.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Too bad he spent his time in jail instead of getting raped and murdered in prison.

Would have freed up a lot of time for everyone one this board.

 

[Flamin Park]

Chris is unlikely to struggle snuggle the girl up.

But she'll have to watch out for the dirty, crapped panties leaving stains, and Chris may try to give her a cup with orange fanta in it.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Why are people suddenly pretending that Chris is now some sort of mass murderer who will violently sexually assault every woman that comes close to his presence? The social worker will be fine ffs.

Honestly I think she's in more danger of deranged weens than Chris. Chris is a literal retard but I think it finally sunk in that actions have consequences after being alive 40+ years. Sure his case was dismissed but all he understands is he spent 2 years in a bad place because he diddled his mom's dusty snatch. I can say with almost certainty this social worker has had to deal with people more dangerous than Chris Chan.

 

[planisphere]

Too bad he spent his time in jail instead of getting raped and murdered in prison.

I really wish someone in with Chris had known who he was enough to come and fill us in on his time there. I really wonder what his time was like. Presumably they would have put him in the mental health wing of the jail, but the sorting in jail isn’t great and when I was in county jail there were numerous retards thrown into general with us. I’m surprised there wasn’t even one person normal enough to understand how weird Chris was but weird enough to come here.

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is unlikely to struggle snuggle the girl up.

I'd be amazed if he didn't at least try to grope her and get smacked.

 

[TheTourist]

I'd be amazed if he didn't at least try to grope her and get smacked.

I'm pretty sure if he laid hands on her he'd be dropped from whatever program he's in, not many steps down from there. Will his touchy nature get him to start the true and honest homeless saga?

 

[Machinedramon]

Slight PL I used to be a tard wrangler and nobody gave a shit regarding the people that were housed, and cared less about the wranglers. tards could do whatever they wanted and they wouldn't get kicked out, and they knew that. So they'd act up and abuse the wranglers until they quit. the body language of that girl tells me she doesn't want to be there and is hating her job.

If Chris decided he wanted to be physical with her without her permission, her managers would probably be like "document it and maybe we will do something idk."

 

[AnOminous]

I'm pretty sure if he laid hands on her he'd be dropped from whatever program he's in, not many steps down from there. Will his touchy nature get him to start the true and honest homeless saga?

If they did that to every tard who got handsy they wouldn't have any customers.

If Chris decided he wanted to be physical with her without her permission, her managers would probably be like "document it and maybe we will do something idk."

From the tard wrangler tales I've heard both irl and read online, he'd have to get way more than just handsy for anything to happen. These tards can be absolute horrorshows and get away with it.

 

[TheTourist]

If they did that to every tard who got handsy they wouldn't have any customers.

my optimism erodes more and more every day.

 

[GenociderSyo]

For those thinking handsy would get him kicked out. Agency here has one flat out STALKING a former worker on and offline talking about how he thinks hes married to her and wants to have her babies and how he'd rape her if he could. Spoiler he's still there and no charges can be pressed by her because tard.

That is what you have to look forward to as a female worker if you work with the higher functioning ones.

 

[No. 7 cat]

my optimism erodes more and more every day.

By my two Chris coins, I hope Barb is okay.