Would you be willing to write it? I think you'd make an excellent candidate.
If we're experiencing one of those all-too-common situations where everybody is clamoring for a thread, but nobody wants to write the damn OP, I guess I can volunteer. I have tomorrow off, so I can start putting puzzle pieces together tonight and through much of tomorrow in Proving Grounds if needed. I don't think it would involve so much writing as it would involve mostly editing.
Main issue with this is I don't want to step on anybody's toes here. The reason we're even at this point in thanks to the stellar work of people such as yourself,
@Balldo's Gate,
@Pippa's Greasy KB,
etc.. You all have done much of the heavy lifting. I have little doubt any one of you would do a better OP than I. In fact, I'd prefer if somebody like you would write it.
Let me know what you think, or if one of you is willing to do it. Either way, I agree he needs his own thread. If only because it'll make
this thread a lot easier to read. This is basically becoming the Drexel
and Rekieta thread.