Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Divine right to rule]

Oh nothing, just correcting the record on his body count to a parody account of his judgment debt.

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He is just pathetic.

He is a tough guy he fought lots of times and put even other children in the hospital. He is a practicing martial artist.
He also fucked lots of women before he married a woman that cucked and divorced him.
He is an expert on military tactics, guns, and science even though he never had any formal training and is demonstrably of low intelligence.
He also knows the law better than judges while also claiming he didn't know that he could appeal.

In his narcissistic mind he is truly the perfect man. A fighter chad that takes no shit while also being one of the greatest thinkers of the modern age.

The dissonance of his projected image of himself and the reality of hin being an obese retard with anger issues is one of the main things that makes him so entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

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The only believable thing about this is Pat having a skeleton even weaker than Fredrick Brennan's.

Lmao what a loser. I got bucked off a horse a couple times (English saddle). Totally unharmed.

I also spectacularly wiped out skiing multiple times, including mogul jumping, totally unharmed every time. My favorite was the most ridiculous where the people on the lift above me actually sarcastically applauded at what an absolute fuckup I was.

Maybe I'm just super lucky. But I think it's more likely this fat faggot with bitch tits has a glass skeleton.

Why is he boasting about how much he sucked at everything he did?

Personally I think it’s only right that cops attend the hovel after every call and confirm Niki’s safe before leaving. Pat has a conviction for threatening to murder his previous wife and their unborn baby. He hasn’t earned the benefit of the doubt.

I think they should also have absolute immunity if they just decide to beat the shit out of Pat with nightsticks, tasers and mace just for fun, too, every time they have to show up.

 

[Spunt]

Am I the only one who read that text as "I broke my wrists when I sucked off a horse" or have I been on the internet too long?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Simple is never easy when you’re dealing with a bureaucracy.

Personally I think it’s only right that cops attend the hovel after every call and confirm Niki’s safe before leaving. Pat has a conviction for threatening to murder his previous wife and their unborn baby. He hasn’t earned the benefit of the doubt.

I've actually got a bit of sympathy for Nikki. My wife pointed out to me and it's been mentioned in this thread she looks like she's being held hostage in the videos Pat was doing for the news stations.
I know she enables him but can you imagine living with him?
He's already shown he at least has violent tendencies towards women.
With his record I don't blame the cops for demanding to see her safe when they get called out, Pat is fucking deranged.
I wonder why she hasn't been seen since the court.
I think she's either at her mother's or if it's true her family went behind Pats back to make that payment I can't imagine he took it well.
Maybe she's hiding a couple of black eyes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He is just pathetic.

He is a tough guy he fought lots of times and put even other children in the hospital. He is a practicing martial artist.
He also fucked lots of women before he married a woman that cucked and divorced him.
He is an expert on military tactics, guns, and science even though he never had any formal training and is demonstrably of low intelligence.
He also knows the law better than judges while also claiming he didn't know that he could appeal.

In his narcissistic mind he is truly the perfect man. A fighter chad that takes no shit while also being one of the greatest thinkers of the modern age.

The dissonance of his projected image of himself and the reality of hin being an obese retard with anger issues is one of the main things that makes him so entertaining.

Don’t forget that Pat also claims to be a trained knife fighter who has walked away uncut and holding his opponent’s weapon multiple times, once on a Native American reservation, with no arrests made after any of the fights. So he’s strongly implying he stabbed men to death and got away with it.

Don’t ask me why Pat hates Native Americans. He has never explained his homicidal rage toward them.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe she's hiding a couple of black eyes.

What does Pat tell Niki when she has two black eyes?

Nothing. He already told her twice.

 

[Cuckoman]

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I've actually got a bit of sympathy for Nikki. My wife pointed out to me and it's been mentioned in this thread she looks like she's being held hostage in the videos Pat was doing for the news stations.
I know she enables him but can you imagine living with him?
He's already shown he at least has violent tendencies towards women.
With his record I don't blame the cops for demanding to see her safe when they get called out, Pat is fucking deranged.
I wonder why she hasn't been seen since the court.
I think she's either at her mother's or if it's true her family went behind Pats back to make that payment I can't imagine he took it well.
Maybe she's hiding a couple of black eyes.

It is a lifestyle choice, like, "the sex is better when the woman is held hostage and is dead scared". real smooth alpha-move.

 

[TJBirish]

Unfortunately it doesn't even exist any more. If it did, though, drinking it would be gayer than drinking semen.

I have no doubt he's been hoarding it for decades for just such an emergency.

It is the only know instance of Fatrick planning ahead for anything.

 

[AGPinochet]

Don’t forget that Pat also claims to be a trained knife fighter who has walked away uncut and holding his opponent’s weapon multiple times, once on a Native American reservation, with no arrests made after any of the fights. So he’s strongly implying he stabbed men to death and got away with it.

Don’t ask me why Pat hates Native Americans. He has never explained his homicidal rage toward them.

He hadn't figured out the Niggereroni recipe yet so he made some Injun Pemmican. Fatrick has a long history of butchering nonwhites and using their flesh in delicacies with other culinary artworks including Fried Chinken and Refried Beaners

 

[TJBirish]

Am I the only one who read that text as "I broke my wrists when I sucked off a horse" or have I been on the internet too long?

No, you just know Pat all to well.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Lmao what a loser. I got bucked off a horse a couple times (English saddle). Totally unharmed.

I also spectacularly wiped out skiing multiple times, including mogul jumping, totally unharmed every time. My favorite was the most ridiculous where the people on the lift above me actually sarcastically applauded at what an absolute fuckup I was.

Maybe I'm just super lucky. But I think it's more likely this fat faggot with bitch tits has a glass skeleton.

Why is he boasting about how much he sucked at everything he did?

I think they should also have absolute immunity if they just decide to beat the shit out of Pat with nightsticks, tasers and mace just for fun, too, every time they have to show up.

The astounding amount of fuck ups I walked away from virtually unscathed is mind blowing. I did, however, break my ankle doing laundry. Damn concrete basement steps and old school hip hop khaki pants.

Long story short, Pat is a fat retard and none of that shit ever happened, unlike paying Quasi.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

No stalker, Zima is still available in Japan. It's yuge in Japan. Sorry you're so stupid. Enjoy prison .
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Weird, I haven't seen it for sale in supermarkets at all.

Lmao what a loser. I got bucked off a horse a couple times (English saddle). Totally unharmed.

To be fair, my friend was bucked off a horse and broke her arm and collarbone - but she was a 13 year old girl at the time, unlike Fatrick.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

>unironic mistakes into miracles

You gotta be kidding me.

Sorry, but I just had to.

 

[An automatic clown]

The woman who Fat Kool aid Man'd into her mentions and made her book a top seller has written a little post chronicling the event
Article
Archive

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

What the hell was he doing to the horse? Trying to fuck it?

Just kidding. We know the poor pony was trying desperately to fling the foul-smelling 200 pound sack of lard off her back.

I once had to dismount a horse running at full speed - same age as Pat - and managed to only have road burn and two stitches.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

So I finished Janeski's 'The Phoenix'. A little tropey in places, but pretty good.

Should I post a fuller review here, or in A&L?

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Do your full review in A&L and hit the highlights here if there's anything in particular worth talking about. If you've read anything of Pat's a bit of comparing and contrasting would be suitable in here for sure and certainly appreciated by those of us who've dug into his writing

 

[Uncle Buck]

The astounding amount of fuck ups I walked away from virtually unscathed is mind blowing. I did, however, break my ankle doing laundry.

I feel you, my brotha. I got hit by a car while jogging, suffered only minor injuries and my biggest concern wasn’t a potential concussion or paralysis, but yelling at the stupid mother-fucker who hit me. But then I’m walking in dress shoes, step wrong on a small rock and my foot folds in on me. Damn near broke my ankle.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Do your full review in A&L and hit the highlights here if there's anything in particular worth talking about. If you've read anything of Pat's a bit of comparing and contrasting would be suitable in here for sure and certainly appreciated by those of us who've dug into his writing

I haven't read anything of Pat's, to be honest. Just the few excerpts people have posted.

My thumbnail review is that for three bucks, this wasn't bad at all. Could use some fleshing out or explanation as to how some things work. But the characterization and writing are pretty good. Definitely better than what I've seen Fat Pat shit out.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I haven't read anything of Pat's, to be honest. Just the few excerpts people have posted.

My thumbnail review is that for three bucks, this wasn't bad at all. Could use some fleshing out or explanation as to how some things work. But the characterization and writing are pretty good. Definitely better than what I've seen Fat Pat shit out.

looking forward to it!