Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Okay but wouldn't that discourage you from hiring a lawyer with a history of attempting the impossible?

No. His fees might, though, if I didn't have unlimited money (which I don't).

He's willing to do whatever Rackets is paying him to do, presumably with at least some minimal limits. But if I were paying top dollar, and that's what you're doing when you hire this guy, I'd want him to do whatever I wanted him to do. And he would, for the right price.

So if I wanted him to attempt the impossible, I'd expect that.

Unlike Nick, I am not a complete retard, so I wouldn't do that, but if money were no object (but it is for me), I'd definitely pick this guy for any absolutely insane legal defense I needed.

PROTIP: never be in a situation where you need Marc Randazza.

Nick said Monty is a child molester. He said it as a fact statement. He then repeated it several times thereafter.

He didn't even just generally say Monty is a child molester, like Musk's "pedo guy" tweets. He specifically said he sucked little boys' dicks, thereby unambiguously accusing him of committing a specific crime. Short of actually naming a number of children he supposedly blew, it's hard to get more specific in a defamatory statement.

 

[Mister Dongs]

Comicsgate is in steep decline, so now Cecil must break bread with Doug TenNapel and Dick Masterson (who he's also been shittalking to curry favor with Eric July, who also sees through him), who outsize him both figuratively and literally, in the vain hopes that Balldo Man can prop him up as a second act to Coomalot.

Cash Grab update:

After deciding discretion is the better part of valor in regards to getting past Doug TenNapel and Masterson to attach himself to Rekieta's coattails, Cecil has chosen to remove the balldo middleman and instead prostrate himself directly as Coomy's sidekick. If the FNT people keep rebuffing his advances, he'll just photobomb the people they're streaming with I guess.

 

[Strix454]

ETA: Something about Drexel announcing on Twitter that he’s going to click a link is so funny. Based on his tweets you’d think he’s in his 70s.

Drexel doesn’t think much of kids like his own daughter:

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I've not fully researched it, but the address history of Mr. Drexel's father (Fred Douglas Yarborough) seems to suggest that Drexel was possibly raised himself mostly by his mom.

Some of the address history suggests that his father moved to Las Vegas in 2003 without his wife. Then at some later time she moved out there to be with him. Generally he also seems to have lots of previous address changes around the minneapolis-st. paul area before that which he doesn't share with his wife. They seem to have stayed married as far as I can tell, but Fred the dad seems to have occasionally gone out for cigarettes.

I'm glad that we found out that Drexel is a homo so that I can forever associate his black retardation with a classic:

You may already know this, but Drexel and Nick did a video a while back where they both talked about wanting to interview the Booty Warrior.

What you're seeing here is the old maxim of "if you're facts are bad, argue the law" in practice. I don't see a plan B for arguing the facts if the court doesn't agree with Randazza's legal theory.

All things considered, their best option in court given the facts is to put all the focus on reducing or minimizing the potential damages. And to fight as hard as they can over the issue of either malice or neglegence. They may be able to win on the damages awarded. But its going to be tough to win on anything else. If Nick had been more sane, they could have maybe won on malice. But he has said so much damaging stuff in that area and doubled down on what he said that it seems like a tough fight even on that point.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cash Grab update:

After deciding discretion is the better part of valor in regards to getting past Doug TenNapel and Masterson to attach himself to Rekieta's coattails, Cecil has chosen to remove the balldo middleman and instead prostrate himself directly as Coomy's sidekick. If the FNT people keep rebuffing his advances, he'll just photobomb the people they're streaming with I guess.


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Isn't that essentially gonna put him back into the Masterson camp, and therefore the anti-July camp, because Coomalot --> Rekieta --> Masterson? How does that help with FNT? Wouldn't they despise him being around anybody Rekieta or Masterson adjacent?

I guess what I'm really saying here is Cecil seems really fucking retarded. Not that that's a grand revelation or anything.

 

[JudyGemstone]

Faran is not a lawyer, but I do agree that the large chats could be a-logs and not Monty whales. Do we even know if Monty has any whales?

I dunno if it can be traced to anybody in particular though. Assuming this person isn't full of shit, Legalbytes would fit the bill. Also, Faran.

There was also two $1,000 donations, a $2,000 donation, and a $2,099 one.

While we don't know if it's Faran, Legal Bytes, or anyone else Nick pissed off, I do think this needs to be said.

Monty has 71K subscribers. [ https://www.youtube.com/@Montagraph ]

Let's go super conservative and say that for every 10K subs... you have a "Brandon Lesco." For those not familiar with Brandon Lesco, he used to donate $100 a shot when all of lawtube was on their drinking sprees last fall (can't believe that was a year ago). Brandon Lesco would donate $100 shots at least 8-10 times a stream, to the point where he had to create another YT account because he reached his daily superchat limit (I think it's $1,000 a day).

So for every 10K subs, you have some fan swimming in money. At 71K subs... that's 7 mega donors. We've seen 3 mega donations.

While it would be hilarious to see a-logs, I really doubt it. Monty has a "Big Lebowski Cult-like" following where they literally adore him and his rants. I think these are actual people who have money to spend and who truly support Monty.

Just my 2-cents...

 

[Chibitzen]

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Utilizing your idea, I do believe Drex wearing his newly acquired bovine supersuit would make for wonderful inspiration behind a Chic-fil-A "brown folk friendlier" rebrand.

I mean the CEO, not literally, but practically, kissed some dude's boots to show he was anti-Racist. The premise is already there for a dramatic move towards widened representation of all cows.

New Mascot Idea:

Edit: Readded image because a layer was bumped out of place

 

[Mister Dongs]

Isn't that essentially gonna put him back into the Masterson camp, and therefore the anti-July camp, because Coomalot --> Rekieta --> Masterson? How does that help with FNT? Wouldn't they despise him being around anybody Rekieta or Masterson adjacent?

I guess what I'm really saying here is Cecil seems really fucking retarded. Not that that's a grand revelation or anything.

Drinker will still agree to go on Coomalot's show apparently, so I guess he isn't in the doghouse as much as Rekieta is for his vitoguarding. Who knows, maybe they'll peel Coomy away from Rackets.

As for Cecil, being associated with the wrong people doesn't seem necessary for Nerdrotic to not want anything to do with him. He sees it as beneath him taking on Frog's zeroes.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Would you be willing to write it? I think you'd make an excellent candidate.

If we're experiencing one of those all-too-common situations where everybody is clamoring for a thread, but nobody wants to write the damn OP, I guess I can volunteer. I have tomorrow off, so I can start putting puzzle pieces together tonight and through much of tomorrow in Proving Grounds if needed. I don't think it would involve so much writing as it would involve mostly editing.

Main issue with this is I don't want to step on anybody's toes here. The reason we're even at this point in thanks to the stellar work of people such as yourself, @Balldo's Gate, @Pippa's Greasy KB, etc.. You all have done much of the heavy lifting. I have little doubt any one of you would do a better OP than I. In fact, I'd prefer if somebody like you would write it.

Let me know what you think, or if one of you is willing to do it. Either way, I agree he needs his own thread. If only because it'll make this thread a lot easier to read. This is basically becoming the Drexel and Rekieta thread.

I'll give it a shot.

Would like to see what Null comes up with for how things are to be categorized going forward, but in the meantime I'll get started. If anyone is interested in volunteering their services for a collaboration of sorts, let me know.

I'll try to keep it concise and to the point so it can serve as a launching point for anyone else interesting in the ongoing observations our chosen subject (wish me luck). I'll scan the thread for what I can, and I really really want to include at least some of the fantastic artwork that has been posted here so they don't get overlooked.

So yeah, short bio for a rough timeline, an overview of his character, and then launching into Drexel's online idiocy to bring us up to date. Further information can come from farmers who feel like combing through his old videos, new content, and the like.

If that sounds good then I'll get the ball rolling on this and post it wherever Null wants it.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Cash Grab update:

After deciding discretion is the better part of valor in regards to getting past Doug TenNapel and Masterson to attach himself to Rekieta's coattails, Cecil has chosen to remove the balldo middleman and instead prostrate himself directly as Coomy's sidekick. If the FNT people keep rebuffing his advances, he'll just photobomb the people they're streaming with I guess.


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if anything Coomalot feeds on drama for his own show, even recently, after getting banned on twitter he stills takes pictures with his hooker friend and posts as "not pippa", he still milks the vtuber drama, he will probably milk a FNT drama for months

 

[Particle Bored]

And now every time he tried to blog about some hypothetical point of free speech law aren't people just going to say "lol this is coming from the guy who tried to convince a court to apply an unconstitutional out-of-state standard twice"?

Wouldnt even need to be that obscure.

"Free speech expert? Isnt that the guy that lost a slander suit?"

 

[Captain Manning]

Drinker will still agree to go on Coomalot's show apparently, so I guess he isn't in the doghouse as much as Rekieta is for his vitoguarding.

Yeah, but I don't think Drinker actually needs FNT, does he? The dude has a pretty successful channel on his own. He could tell Nerdrotic to go fuck himself, and I don't think he could do a goddamn thing about it. I would think Nerdodic's blacklist thing only works on smaller creators.

Almost two gold play buttons:

Who knows, maybe they'll peel Coomy away from Rackets.

I don't know why anybody would want Coomy, but stranger things have happened.

Would like to see what Null comes up with for how things are to be categorized going forward, but in the meantime I'll get started. If anyone is interested in volunteering their services for a collaboration of sorts, let me know.

I'd be happy to help. You can set up a DM chain and invite people.

As for the categorization, it's looking like Null is gonna repurpose Weeb Wars into a more generic culture war grifting sub-forum, but it's also looking like he's not gonna make a final decision until next month (after Vic's fees are decided), and Drex may or may not fall into that category.

There's nothing stopping you from starting the thread in PG now, and then it gets greenlit for someplace, only to get moved again if need be.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

After deciding discretion is the better part of valor in regards to getting past Doug TenNapel and Masterson to attach himself to Rekieta's coattails, Cecil has chosen to remove the balldo middleman and instead prostrate himself directly as Coomy's sidekick. If the FNT people keep rebuffing his advance, he'll just photobomb the people they're streaming with I guess.

Drinker will still agree to go on Coomalot's show apparently, so I guess he isn't in the doghouse as much as Rekieta is for his vitoguarding. Who knows, maybe they'll peel Coomy away from Rackets.

TenNapel and Camelot both separately posted a photo with Rekieta on the same day yesterday.

Check Rekieta's Twitter timeline.

If Cecil is with Camelot, he's made it to wherever Rekieta and TenNapel are.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah, but I don't think Drinker actually needs FNT, does he? The dude has a pretty successful channel on his own. He could tell Nerdrotic to go fuck himself, and I don't think he could do a goddamn thing about it. I would think Nerdodic's blacklist thing only works on smaller creators.

Almost two gold play buttons:

His association with FNT and so on has never made much sense. At least to me. He is massive on his own and doesn't really need any of them. All they tend to do is drag him into nonsense that doesn't help him and leaves his more mainstream audience asking why he associates with such marginal weirdos and their strange issues.

His brand was built around doing smart and interesting reviews of films. Talking to Nerdrodic about Doomcock issues like when Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired or the latest rumors from Geeks & Gamers doesn't do anything to help that. I would thought he would have figured it all out from the anime show he went to this summer. But for whatever reason, he doesn't really seem to get it.

 

[Hurdy Gurdy Virtuos0]

Y’all can make a Drexel nigger thread if you want but it’s just gonna be a bunch of retards making monkey noises at each other all day and trading muh dick insults back and forth but again me and my fish heads are in the minority here I just think niggers make lame cows especially this nigger he’s only interesting in that he highlights the Balldoman hypocrisy my fish head fortune telling predicts a short life for the grooming nigger thread

 

[Captain Manning]

His association with FNT and so on has never made much sense. At least to me. He is massive on his own and doesn't really need any of them.

I think maybe he's just a nice guy who likes to socialize on livestreams. There are people like that, and there's nothing inherently wrong with it.

His brand was built around doing smart and interesting reviews of films. Talking to Nerdrodic about Doomcock issues like when Kathleen Kennedy is going to get fired or the latest rumors from Geeks & Gamers doesn't do anything to help that.

Well, he HAS done quite a number of videos on Disney's corporate management. So he's not uninterested in the issue.

Except he's... uhhh... a lot more thoughtful than DoomcRock and his lame ass predictions. Case in point:

Truth be told, I don't associate CD with FNT. I basically consider him his own thing. A fairly entertaining thing, TBH. He's usually a fun watch.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Y’all can make a Drexel nigger thread if you want but it’s just gonna be a bunch of retards making monkey noises at each other all day and trading muh dick insults back and forth but again me and my fish heads are in the minority here I just think niggers make lame cows especially this nigger he’s only interesting in that he highlights the Balldoman hypocrisy my fish head fortune telling predicts a short life for the grooming nigger thread

This is possible. That said, having a place where information pertaining to Drexel is in one place for anyone who ends up searching for information on him in particular (especially once Null gets the site up and running the way he wants). I imagine Drexel talk will persist here in some form, but inquiring minds will at least have a more definitive source of information and it will make it more difficult for Drexel's future sperging against Null/KF to detract from whatever Nick happens to be doing.

Basically, I've spent the last few months watching disorganized information on Drexel piling up (and it would be tiring to keep referring people to previous posts buried in Nick's thread). Even if Drexel continues to implode is online presence to own the haters, there's one corner of the Internet that will remember him as the degenerate moron that he is.

The thread may only exist for posterity, but that's enough for me. Drexel isn't worth obsessing over, and certainly not making a large community over (like "Migtown"). He is actually quite common, but therein lies the reason Drexel shouldn't be overlooked as he represents a kind of sickness made manifest in a number of disillusioned/pornsick males of our time. Plus, he does stupid stuff and looks funny.

 

[Local Fed]

I never expected this thread to (d)evolve from "Nick needs to lay of the booze a bit and stop being a retard."

to

"His black friend is a raging groomer coomer who flirts with trannies on Twitter and seethes on Discord with a bunch of sycophants in need of a father figure who will say 'Women suck, I'll teach you to fuck them.'"

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

If I were Nick, I wouldn’t be able to read these relatively recent posts without wanting to kill myself.

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Well, he done fucked THAT up. What will Nick’s next career move be?

Trooning out and trying to get the Kiwifarms taken down while dating Liz Fong Jones? I really believe he could sink that low at this point, Especially if his wife leaves him.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If anyone is interested in volunteering their services for a collaboration of sorts, let me know.

I can volunteer some time this weekend. I am telling my boss tomorrow that I am leaving on Friday at noon, so I will have an extra long weekend to lend a hand.

Reach out via DM chain or point me toward a PG thread with what you want to include, and I will help out.

 

[BathTubShine]

holy shit... almost 2100 pages. I'm so glad I ditched this limpdick balldocuck pedoguard last December. Bro went full Lolcow so fast after telling original followers to fuck off.
Fuck U "pope". I sure hope your lolsuit/Randazza drains your accounts dry and mommy and daddy have to save your stupid ass yet again.