Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Pedophobe]

No child that is simply a delusion, the text is right here, and you are going to prison.
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The (1/2) thing absolutely ruined me. Twitter is a disease vector. Poor Ralph is never going to win Lolcow of the Year at this rate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Why would you post a gif of a very fat lesbian in the Pat thread?

Fucking ugh, she's not even wearing a bra and letting her droopy tits flop around.

You know, it never occurred to me previously that this is why he always engages with anyone, via text or on social media, no matter what they say. It allows him to perpetuate the narrative in his head that he's such an alpha chad specimen of a man, so definitively the paragon of dangerous masculinity and artistic capability, of course all these atalker children harass him!

Probably someone else already pointed that out (a few times) but I hadn't put that together myself until just now.

That to me was the beauty of the Chewbacca texts.
Just the act of AWWUUGAHUGGUU grunting at him set him into a rage spiral of stalker child responses, over something so ridiculous anyone else would have just laughed and ignored it.
The Wookie posting really seemed to irritate him and I think its because it gave him nothing to CorrecT the ReCord over and condescend with.
He was compelled to answer something so foolish anyone sane would have ignored it but his pathological need to have the last word had him arguing against grunts and caveman Ugghs.
I guess he's maybe used to that considering how he makes his custom cuisine though.

 

[AGPinochet]

I found this on the second, better forum. White supremacist pat telling them uppity NAGGERS and minorities to quit being retarded and start centering whitey again. Based pat.
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lol he’d get absolutely cancelled over this shit if anyone of his followers ever bothered to pay attention to him.

"I blame this on Minorities" Oinks Fatrick as he grinds up a future democratic voter in order to temporarily soothe his insatiable hunger for Niggeroni.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Don't forget Nick Rekieta. He's bucking hard.
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Nick's downward spiral has been horrifying to watch, but 'YouTube Streamer turns into alcoholic sex pest' is just Tuesday. Pat getting buckbroken by Quasi and quintupling down on Xitter stalker-childing is like nothing I've ever seen.

If Quasi manages to get this second judgement paid before the end of the year it's over; even Ralph dying couldn't dethrone Pat imo.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

https://youtu.be/_visqjGadRE?si=9BWceN7iP4DymZ53

https://youtu.be/XNcIMsxYRvc?si=y7DUiSFHDZbgSiZP

I think these videos are a good insight into how things will go if Pat decides to kill someone that Jackie faildoxed as a troll. (The first video I posted here a long time ago, but I think it is worth bringing up again, and I recommend people watch both vids, it’s really uncanny how reminiscent bald dude is of Patrick.) The silver lining is that there would undoubtedly still be plenty of milk if he goes behind bars.

This and the bitch who suffocated her husband in a suitcase are exactly what Fatso will do if/when he murders someone. People will say "Welp, Pat just killed someone. I guess that's the end of Patposting." Little do those peanut butter baby children know that that will just be the start of the Pro Se Innocent Framed Fatrick saga.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Nick's downward spiral has been horrifying to watch, but 'YouTube Streamer turns into alcoholic sex pest' is just Tuesday. Pat getting buckbroken by Quasi and quintupling down on Xitter stalker-childing is like nothing I've ever seen.

If Quasi manages to get this second judgement paid before the end of the year it's over; even Ralph dying couldn't dethrone Pat imo.

Pat has been increasingly volatile and unbalanced since he was forced to Pay Quasi, if he gets humiliated like that again in the course of a few months he could do something seriously fucked up, especially if Hackie the Paki keep gassing him up with faildoxes about Federal Judges and Pornographic Actor Gambino Assassins.

 

[Broadside]

IT'S COMING HOME!
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Note how pat always looks around when he does a "normal" thing. He's constantly checking that he is indeed fitting in among the rest of the humans, Zuckerberg style. The guy is a hollow-shelled sociopath.

 

[Procrastinhater]

This and the bitch who suffocated her husband in a suitcase are exactly what Fatso will do if/when he murders someone. People will say "Welp, Pat just killed someone. I guess that's the end of Patposting." Little do those peanut butter baby children know that that will just be the start of the Pro Se Innocent Framed Fatrick saga.

I don't think even Enjoying Prison would stop Pat Patposting tbh.
As long as people write to him his urge to have the last word would still be there, it would just mean that Xitter would be superceded by the US Postal Service as his method of childing the stalkers and correcTing the record.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

Note how pat always looks around when he does a "normal" thing. He's constantly checking that he is indeed fitting in among the rest of the humans, Zuckerberg style. The guy is a hollow-shelled sociopath.

I would argue its the paranoia. aTalker Children could show up at any time to snap a picture of him looking fat by every medical standard without warning. Its like the earlier picture of him giving the camera a side eye while everyone else was watching the football game. He can't go out in public and just enjoy something, he genuinely believes there is a massive cult of stalkers out to get him.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I agree with you but BossmanJack seems very popular at the moment too.

None of those people have had a 10th of the year as Fatrick.

He had his debt domesticated and Christmas Carnage released on JANUARY 6TH. He has been unhinged ever since. The press tour, the introduction of Snacky Jackie & Shane Noakes, the Pro Se filing, releasing footage of him sperging at the cops, etc. Our guy is on an all time run this year; it would take something unfathomable for him to let cow of the year slip through his trotters.

 

[Meat Target]

https://youtu.be/_visqjGadRE?si=9BWceN7iP4DymZ53

https://youtu.be/XNcIMsxYRvc?si=y7DUiSFHDZbgSiZP

I think these videos are a good insight into how things will go if Pat decides to kill someone that Jackie faildoxed as a troll. (The first video I posted here a long time ago, but I think it is worth bringing up again, and I recommend people watch both vids, it’s really uncanny how reminiscent bald dude is of Patrick.) The silver lining is that there would undoubtedly still be plenty of milk if he goes behind bars.

That is a fantastic channel. I recommend it if you wanna see some outrageous criminalcows.

This Nicholas Alahverdian guy's whole story feels like an elaborate Sam Hyde bit. Like our Porquer, it's hard to believe he's a real person and is dead serious about all of it.

 

[Procrastinhater]

None of those people have had a 10th of the year as Fatrick.

He had his debt domesticated and Christmas Carnage released on JANUARY 6TH. He has been unhinged ever since. The press tour, the introduction of Snacky Jackie & Shane Noakes, the Pro Se filing, releasing footage of him sperging at the cops, etc. Our guy is on an all time run this year; it would take something unfathomable for him to let cow of the year slip through his trotters.

Pat has had a hell of a year.
Theres no one even close to Pat so far, and with only a few months to go I think he's got 2023 under his belt.
Like you said, it would take something spectacular to outshine Man of Pig this late in the game.

 

[keytar]

None of those people have had a 10th of the year as Fatrick.

He had his debt domesticated and Christmas Carnage released on JANUARY 6TH. He has been unhinged ever since. The press tour, the introduction of Snacky Jackie & Shane Noakes, the Pro Se filing, releasing footage of him sperging at the cops, etc. Our guy is on an all time run this year; it would take something unfathomable for him to let cow of the year slip through his trotters.

Dan getting ahold of Pat's mugshot and arrest record was this year as well, right? Fat's had such a busy year everything kind of blends into one.

I miss Shane, he was hilarious. His lolcow flame burned quick but bright.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don't think even Enjoying Prison would stop Pat Patposting tbh.
As long as people write to him his urge to have the last word would still be there, it would just mean that Xitter would be superceded by the US Postal Service as his method of childing the stalkers and correcTing the record.

At that point, he'd br childing the postal worker with how much spam he would get

 

[Seafarer]

I agree with you but BossmanJack seems very popular at the moment too.

That dude’s thread was made what less than a month ago? I’ll admit he’s got the consistency down but Patrick has had WAY more funny shit happen this year.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Motley Poo released a new song. Niki Stinxx is a helluva bassist:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNx-oJ0i4t8

This has no right to sound that good!

 

[FinnSven]

Pat has had a hell of a year.
Theres no one even close to Pat so far, and with only a few months to go I think he's got 2023 under his belt.
Like you said, it would take something spectacular to outshine Man of Pig this late in the game.

Chris Chan being caught fucking his mother again.

Would that beat Pat or just be expected?

 

[Grift Garrison]

Dan getting ahold of Pat's mugshot and arrest record was this year as well, right? Fat's had such a busy year everything kind of blends into one.

I miss Shane, he was hilarious. His lolcow flame burned quick but bright.

Yeah I think the mugshot and uncovering of the arrest were this year. I just hit a few of the highlights. In the last week we had his lawyer showing up with a space background an getting destroyed in court and Robert Prongay Jr. Rick is an endless source of milk.

 

[Markorian]

Pat has had a hell of a year.
Theres no one even close to Pat so far, and with only a few months to go I think he's got 2023 under his belt.
Like you said, it would take something spectacular to outshine Man of Pig this late in the game.

I think Ralph has had a crazy enough year so far that with a big enough final push, he could take it. Still, even with his year, it would have to be something pretty massive to overcome the second, better pig's lead.

 

[RussianParasite]

I know Kiwis are a little shy about bringing this up, but this man is very fat.