More post-jail sightings megathread

[winlocker]

Will the concerned neighbors break out the pitchforks and torches?

Imagine being a redneck neighbor of the Chans though. Imagine not knowing any other context except "Devil incarnate raped our weird neigbor who happens to be his mother". Their mind would break if they knew all the other shit he did throughout his surprisingly long life and put on the internet for everyone to see.

 

[winlocker]

Basic self-defense won't help a woman against a man twice your size unless she gets lucky. That said Chris won't do anything, people here need to stop pretending Chris is like some violent nigger who will assault every woman he finds attractive.

Considering the fact that he's been scared of every woman he ever met in his life irl and only became somewhat assertive over online communication, sure.
He's not like the incel cunts who rape and attack women "becuse she no sex", he's docile in that regard.

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Basic self-defense won't help a woman against a man twice your size unless she gets lucky. That said Chris won't do anything, people here need to stop pretending Chris is like some violent nigger who will assault every woman he finds attractive.

Many, many black americans have worse criminal records than Chris. Does this mean the system is racist or that black americans are ...

 

[FinnSven]

Chris is unpredictable.
Before he ran a man down with his car, pepper sprayed a shop employee and raped his mother, everyone thought that he wasn’t capable of these things.

But. Tard wrangler organizations know that tards can be rapy and dangerous to women, so there will be provision for attempts of rape or assault.

Be it stun guns, self defense training or whatever else.

He might attempt to fuck her, but I am sure that the fact that he is male, larger and probably stronger than her has been considered.

 

[demicolon]

It all comes down to "who will Chris rape next?"

MMM WILL CHRIS RAPE A NIGGER IN PRISON WITH HIS BIG WHITE BENT DUCK???

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

The Soviets and other Communist regimes used those in a really brutal way to suppress dissent. They even completely made up a mental illness to forcibly commit dissidents called "sluggish schizophrenia".

>inventing mental illnesses to diagnose dissenters and keep the population in line
wheew! times were crazy back then
good thing we live in the today and that never ever happens anymore in any first world countries.......................................................................................................

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

this thread has gone from "post jail chris sightings" to the discussion of will he try and get grabby with his new handler or not? With a hint of discussion of a cold war insane asylums.

that was great TBH

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

It all comes down to "who will Chris rape next?"

>Looks like Chris has made it out of prison unscathed
>Will the lovable goddess win the love his future sweetheart? Or will he go on to diddle again?
>Find out next time on
>TOTAL
>DRAMA
>CWCVILLE!

 

[Bearmumrik]

Chris was never proved or allegated to have raped anyone btw. Barb either consented like the freak groomer she always was, or it was all another delusional lie from Chris.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Chris was never proved or allegated to have raped anyone btw. Barb either consented like the freak groomer she always was, or it was all another delusional lie from Chris.

They wouldn’t have held in him jail close to two years if there was zero evidence of rape/incest.

After all this I am starting to agree however with the notion that Barb’s hillbilly ass was a-ok with soul bonding, and probably encouraged it.

 

[AnOminous]

They wouldn’t have held in him jail close to two years if there was zero evidence of rape/incest.

It's pretty obvious he fucked her but not that it was rape.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

They wouldn’t have held in him jail close to two years if there was zero evidence of rape/incest.

After all this I am starting to agree however with the notion that Barb’s hillbilly ass was a-ok with soul bonding, and probably encouraged it.

Yes the first thing they would have run was a rape kit & I bet they found Chris there.

 

[Bearmumrik]

They wouldn’t have held in him jail close to two years if there was zero evidence of rape/incest.

After all this I am starting to agree however with the notion that Barb’s hillbilly ass was a-ok with soul bonding, and probably encouraged it.

Incest yeah, rape no. Though I doubt there's any physical evidence at all. I'm still not convinced that the incest ever happened, and that the audio confession isn't simply a result of Bella's manipulation and Chris' delusions.

 

[AnOminous]

Incest yeah, rape no. Though I doubt there's any physical evidence at all. I'm still not convinced that the incest ever happened, and that the audio confession isn't simply a result of Bella's manipulation and Chris' delusions.

He wouldn't have been arrested based on such flimsy shit. The cops had to deal with over a decade of constant insane accusations from retards and never arrested him over any of that. This time they looked into it and immediately arrested him. He fucked her. Period.

 

[Freya]

He wouldn't have been arrested based on such flimsy shit. The cops had to deal with over a decade of constant insane accusations from retards and never arrested him over any of that. This time they looked into it and immediately arrested him. He fucked her. Period.

Didn't they arrest him the next day after the tapes were released? i wonder what solid evidence they could have found in that short of a time span

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't they arrest him the next day after the tapes were released? i wonder what solid evidence they could have found in that short of a time span

Well considering they hauled Barb off to the hospital for a medical examination I imagine that might have had something to do with it.

 

[Freya]

Well considering they hauled Barb off to the hospital for a medical examination I imagine that might have had something to do with it.

I remember that yeah. I'd be surprised she cooperated and let them do an exam though

 

[BobJones997]

Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I think the soul boding was most likely not consensual.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember that yeah. I'd be surprised she cooperated and let them do an exam though

Maybe she was so demented she didn't even know what was going on. Yeah I know that raises the "well why didn't they charge him with rape then" question, but it's kind of hard to get a conviction when both the "victim" and the "perpetrator" are fucking retarded.

 

[King Metalia]

He's still stronger and more pungent than a woman. That wrangler was a child compared to a 250 lb man in drag.

It's weird how inconsistent his strength can be. One minute he can barley break a stick, the next he's strong enough to resist a police officer.

Strongest feat I think he's ever pulled off was bending his dick in a weird way. That and maybe the time he lifted two soda can boxes.

His dicks always bent in a weird/painful position. And soda can boxes aren't particularly heavy for the average person to lift.