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Branelet said:
About how old is the girl that he keeps being seen with? She definitely looks younger than Chris.
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No, she's extremely small-statured but clearly an adult, likely middle-aged.
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Chris has been playing the most elaborate game of 4d chess of all time. I mean think about it...he fucked his own mom, got sent to jail but his infamy as a lolcow and his appearance as a retarded tranny spared him the worst the courts could throw at him. He left jail with wo years time served, his social security payments accumulated as a windfall, got subsidized government housing from the mental health system, a vast improvement over the dank dinghy hovel he lived in before and only stayed in cause he couldn't afford to rent out anyplace else (or didn't wanna spend money on it) and to top all that off. He now has either a cute young live in assistant he can try and woo as if he's living in a retarded version of Batman: Mad Love, or as @vomitusdeux said a fellow autist and chris desperate for some lovin in his old age has finally waived the "no autism" clause in his sweetheart requirements.
 
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Bearmumrik said:
Is anyone else wondering why Chris bought TWO yoga mats? This combined with the girl seemingly being around him a lot and that he appearantly was touchy with her, almost makes me wonder that they live together.
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Maybe the Islam retard actually converted him and he needs prayer mats facing whatever the fuck a mother-raping Jesuschu turned Islam would pray to.
Tiresome said:
No, she's extremely small-statured but clearly an adult, likely middle-aged.
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She has the look of someone in deep regret at her career choice.
 
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AnOminous said:
Maybe the Islam retard actually converted him and he needs prayer mats facing whatever the fuck a mother-raping Jesuschu turned Islam would pray to.

She has the look of someone in deep regret at her career choice.
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you can tell when gateway was picking who had to be the one to be chris's court appointed wrangler she ended up getting the short straw.
 
Bearmumrik said:
What throws me off is that she dresses like a younger woman, but that might just be me being retarded. I'd guess about 35 from both videos we have of her
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The only teen/twenty something desperate enough for his company would be extremely fat & ugly, or outright have a hidden motive. That just is the case.

She has to be middle aged and mentally ill. There's this clinically insane 40~ y/o skinny, tiny, innocent looking woman in the hockey community who's been banned from every hockey arena near her at all levels & tweets constantly directly stalking a Bruins player & threatening suicide. My best guess is that he found himself somebody of that pedigree.
 
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kyskeff said:
Has any contact (or intent to contact) been made in a couple years since the jail letters?
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AnOminous said:
I don't know. Not by Fiona. She's the one who turned him in basically, appalled by what he'd done.
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Someone in this thread apparently quoted some post of hers where she said that she still wants him and thinks she can get him away from his own mother.

The Tardbaby Saga will not be prevented ladies and gentlemen. It...is...inevitable.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
Someone in this thread apparently quoted some post of hers where she said that she still wants him and thinks she can get him away from his own mother.
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I missed it. Although someone said that, I don't remember an actual quote. I'd think Chris would probably consider her a Traitress rather than a Suitress at this point, although who knows with his endless lust for pussy of any kind.
 
Bearmumrik said:
Is anyone else wondering why Chris bought TWO yoga mats? This combined with the girl seemingly being around him a lot and that he appearantly was touchy with her, almost makes me wonder that they live together.
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I’d wager it’s just that Chris couldn’t decide which color he liked better so he bought both; it’s the classic wasteful excess-spending he’s so good at.
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't know. Not by Fiona. She's the one who turned him in basically, appalled by what he'd done.
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That’s my point, I’d think that raping your dementia-riddled mother kind of seals off your options even further if you’re somebody like Chris.
 
FunPosting101 said:
Someone in this thread apparently quoted some post of hers where she said that she still wants him and thinks she can get him away from his own mother.

The Tardbaby Saga will not be prevented ladies and gentlemen. It...is...inevitable.
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I’d like to see that for a good laugh. In reality I just don’t know how any person, autist or not, who’s even semi-sane could tolerate the rape. Unless there’s another motive, idk.
 
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