Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Bogliacci]

Cobes left comments open for his most recent pufferths vid and the comments are predictably shitting on him for being a poor owner

In the vid he's slurring and sounds like he's been huffing duster, and puff is trying to test the walls of his tank for a way to escape and generally sticking to the walls like he's anxious cobes is around. Cobes takes this as him just chilin in the water and scratching a rock like a cat.

wow cobes, nutella on crackers. What an interesting and gross combination!
he sounds even more retarded than the puff vid so it musta been a lot closer to his dance with duster

 

[Dick Pooman]

@Bogliacci The server rollback deleted that picture of crew cut Cobra wearing stockings

 

[Bogliacci]

@Bogliacci The server rollback deleted that picture of crew cut Cobra wearing stockings

inshallah

 

[Devious Dave]

He said he put cinnamon in his mead this could save his life it's an antibacterial so it might prevent him from getting botulism
(It definitely does work I use it to clean my canteens)

 

[Bogliacci]

He said he put cinnamon in his mead this could save his life it's an antibacterial so it might prevent him from getting botulism
(It definitely does work I use it to clean my canteens)

you think the botulism could stop him? ye of little faith

 

[8mm Cunningham]

He said he put cinnamon in his mead this could save his life it's an antibacterial so it might prevent him from getting botulism
(It definitely does work I use it to clean my canteens)

Botulism is dangerous, but the toxin released as a waste product is usually what gets you. Meaning if I had a jar of something I canned that was infected, even after cooking and killing the bacteria it could still kill you.

 

[Muze]

Chillin stream ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH_G2dHKuwg

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

inshallah
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With the Simon Cowell haircut.

 

[Human Butthole]

Botulism is dangerous, but the toxin released as a waste product is usually what gets you. Meaning if I had a jar of something I canned that was infected, even after cooking and killing the bacteria it could still kill you.

This is what happened to me when I was being lazy and left chili on the counter for a week. By Thursday, I woke up vomiting and shitting like crazy. Lasted a few days too. Never again.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Cobes no longer going to read out donos, you now get just a "Thank you for donating paypig" shout out. I would say he's shooting himself in the (infected) foot but the Tik Tok zoomers that fund him might still actually keep donating who knows.

If Redditors weren't so gay this could be the time when they start donating to hear Cobra say, "Thanks for your 14 dollars and 88 cents."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

What the hell is this soup he’s cooking up? It’s just cheese and hot sauce

 

[Dick Pooman]

What the hell is this soup he’s cooking up? It’s just cheese and hot sauce

• globs of margarine
• hot sauce
• 1 can of steak and potato soup
• 1 can of clam chowder
• cheese
• bacon bits
• a "splash" of beer from a Budweiser 40oz
• crushed up nacho cheese Doritos
• Triscuit cracker garnish

And of course, it is served in the filthiest looking bowl I have ever seen

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

• globs of margarine
• hot sauce
• 1 can of steak and potato soup
• 1 can of clam chowder
• cheese
• bacon bits
• a "splash" of beer from a Budweiser 40oz
• crushed up nacho cheese Doritos
• Triscuit cracker garnish

And of course, it is served in the filthiest looking bowl I have ever seen

How is this 59 dollars worth of food? I'm guessing the DoorDash delivery fee is taken into account. I can buy all this shit for under 10 dollars.

 

[PetiteFeet]

How is this 59 dollars worth of food? I'm guessing the DoorDash delivery fee is taken into account. I can buy all this shit for under 10 dollars.

I'm not in the US so I don't know how expensive pre-shredded cheese or bacon bits are, but I assume that and the cheese dip upped the price.

 

[Dick Pooman]

How is this 59 dollars worth of food? I'm guessing the DoorDash delivery fee is taken into account. I can buy all this shit for under 10 dollars.

He said that $59 was for his whole grocery order, not the food hack itself, even though he did make it seem like it was going to cost that much to make it. He opened a fresh 40oz of beer to pour into that soup, so I'd be willing to bet that he bought a few more bottles.

 

[RollingRock2]

$40 burgers get expensive, sometimes you need to tighten your belt with $59 soup. Check out the state of that punchsoup bowl.

 

[AnOminous]

$40 burgers get expensive, sometimes you need to tighten your belt with $59 soup. Check out the state of that punchsoup bowl.

Lmao wiping the spilled soup off the counter with his shirt.

He's lucky that obviously non-microwave safe bowl didn't just explode.

And finishing with Triscuits. La pièce de résistance!

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

If Redditors weren't so gay this could be the time when they start donating to hear Cobra say, "Thanks for your 14 dollars and 88 cents."

this is coming from the same people who get upset at a retard yelling “faggot”

also assuming reddit has any humor other than wholesome 100 big chungus moment

 

[HiveDull]

I'm amazing at his soup food-hack. I've never seen anyone microwave soup for about 20 minutes and by using 4 minute "bursts."
His bowl looks like glass and I'm surprised it didn't break or anything while it was in the microwave.

I know that he has a saucepan or a pot so why did he not use those to heat up the soup?

 

[AnOminous]

I know that he has a saucepan or a pot so why did he not use those to heat up the soup?

Retardation.

How the fuck did he spend that much money on a bowl of vile glop? For like $10 he could have had a real chili.

I can't believe he's actually worse than Jack Scalfani.