More post-jail sightings megathread

[TheTourist]

If Chris really is in a group home which I doubt, it can't be long until he snaps. He would not be able to deal with this amount of restriction, either with the internet, games, or toys. It was one thing when his case wasn't settled yet, but now that it has been dismissed I can't see him handling it for long. There shouldn't be any reason why he couldn't rent his own apartment at this point right?

Chris in a dirty apartment, livestreaming? We already got a cobes.

 

[Flamin Park]

Chris said she yelled "No" until he got her "used to it" and also wrote that Barb was "most zombie like, deer in the headlights most of the time before July 2021".

What do you call it when Barb says no as he thrusts into her the half of the time she can think, and is catatonic the other half of the time?

Academy award winner for comedy?

 

[Debbie Macomber]

There shouldn't be any reason why he couldn't rent his own apartment at this point right?

Nothing other than living on $1300 a month tugboat and section 8 having a 2 year waiting list

His quickest choice for independence would be buying a trailer for a few thousand (if he has that much) and renting a space in a trailer park for $400/mo

 

[Some dude]

I know this has been debated, and debated, and debated, and debated for years already but I think just on the basis of dementia it’s rape on some level.

I'd feel far worse for her if she didn't create the very situation she found herself in.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Chris has been playing the most elaborate game of 4d chess of all time. I mean think about it...he fucked his own mom, got sent to jail but his infamy as a lolcow and his appearance as a retarded tranny spared him the worst the courts could throw at him. He left jail with wo years time served, his social security payments accumulated as a windfall, got subsidized government housing from the mental health system, a vast improvement over the dank dinghy hovel he lived in before and only stayed in cause he couldn't afford to rent out anyplace else (or didn't wanna spend money on it) and to top all that off. He now has either a cute young live in assistant he can try and woo as if he's living in a retarded version of Batman: Mad Love, or as @vomitusdeux said a fellow autist and chris desperate for some lovin in his old age has finally waived the "no autism" clause in his sweetheart requirements.

It's the Elliot Rodger Clause. You rape your mom and you get a state mandated girlfriend.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Chris in a dirty apartment, livestreaming? We already got a cobes.

Now the idea of a low cow version of the odd couple comes to mind, put Chris & Cobes in an apartment & see what happens.

 

[lispy0nline]

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No. See that lil blue dot underneath all the green dots? That's chris, that's where chris is. Chris is so phyiscally inept I don't think he's overpowering anyone. Additionally; being stinky doesn't give him an edge in a physical altercation, don't be silly.

Physically active men are stronger than women. If you put chris against a female boxer chris would be blasted.
Plus, I'm sure his social worker has had to deal with worse people. (Also chris probably isn't going to rape another person)

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Physically active men are stronger than women. If you put chris against a female boxer chris would be blasted.
Plus, I'm sure his social worker has had to deal with worse people. (Also chris probably isn't going to rape another person)

Also notice how the chart has many blue dots underneath the green ones, but no green dots above the blue ones
A person can't become stronger than their nature will allow, but they can always be weaker
Chris is very, very weak

 

[kyskeff]

Plus, I'm sure his social worker has had to deal with worse people.

She feels comfortable with Chris obviously. I've met people far, far, far, far more socially inept & broken than Chris who are way more physically threatening & violent that have help from the state in some form.

This world has a LOT of extreme retards. The difference is that they usually have people who protect them and/or keep them away from others.

 

[AnOminous]

She feels comfortable with Chris obviously.

She looks anything but comfortable.

 

[Bearmumrik]

Physically active men are stronger than women. If you put chris against a female boxer chris would be blasted.
Plus, I'm sure his social worker has had to deal with worse people. (Also chris probably isn't going to rape another person)

Men who sit on their ass in an office job their entire life are stronger than 90% of women their own size, and mostly all women smaller than them, which is most women.

 

[kyskeff]

She looks anything but comfortable.

There's 'I want to befriend this person' comfortable, and 'I don't think I'm going to get raped or beaten while doing my job' comfortable. I was implying she was the latter, lol

 

[Ted Kaczynski]

Powerlevel but I used to wrangle for a living, most state mental health departments are underfunded, short staffed, and overly bureaucratic, so this kind of thing happens. I got assigned a few tougher ones that I wasn't qualified to wrangle (which was illegal in that state), but somebody's gotta do it.

It's the same level of caring and competency DMVs are known for, but with retards instead of license plates.

I dated a girl that tard wrangled for a living. Terrible job. It sucks the life out of a person

 

[purpleflurp]

Not all cosmic horror is Cthulhu and shoggoths. The core idea is outside powers we can't comprehend, infecting our world through mechanisms we can't perceive, utilizing ignorant people as tools for strange ends.

Think about it. Strange metaphysical theology of bizzare origins created by a moron, familiar shapes transformed into twisted egregores, and said idiot priest somehow seems to have reality serve him in the crudest and basest of ways. Anyway, long story short is Chris is a servant of Azazoth, the all-consuming mad blind idiot god.

The premise is disturbingly sound. Much moreso than it has any right to be.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

The premise is disturbingly sound. Much moreso than it has any right to be.

It's a shitpost, but it gets the almonds sparking. I think the fact that one can make a couple deliberately insane posts and then realize after that it's not even wrong is what really disturbs me about the situation. Even the jokes are tainted with doubt by the putrid corruption of the Sonichu entity!!

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Honestly I trust a random inference from some retard here, myself being included within the retards, more than Chris or Barb. I don't think that's a terrible unpopular opinion either, the apple didn't fall far from the tree in regards to humanity, decency, and honesty regardless of the incest situation. It's hard to tell.

And to add to that remember that there is a high liklihood Chris did Barb while in lingerie and makeup

 

[FunPosting101]

And to add to that remember that there is a high liklihood Chris did Barb while in lingerie and makeup

See that just makes this whole mess funnier to me. I think a lot of people on this particular sub-forum approach Chris in the wrong way, especially after this revelation. You should laugh your ass off at the absurdity of what's going on, not recoil in horror.

Laughter is the best medicine for situations like this, when the alternative is endlessly mulling over how terrible Charb's situation has become.

 

[Bearmumrik]

See that just makes this whole mess funnier to me. I think a lot of people on this particular sub-forum approach Chris in the wrong way, especially after this revelation. You should laugh your ass off at the absurdity of what's going on, not recoil in horror.

Laughter is the best medicine for situations like this, when the alternative is endlessly mulling over how terrible Charb's situation has become.

Hahaha...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sxapWuwEes&ab_channel=R.Righteous

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

And to add to that remember that there is a high liklihood Chris did Barb while in lingerie and makeup

C'mon mama! After we do dis, we gotta go stop da VanQueefs from blowin' up the Discount, Used Lingerie fashion show at Fashion Square Mall. We'll be disguised as two sexy super models who just got finished having hot, lesbian sex. Your prolapsed bladder and uterus will be more convincing on the runway.

 

[FunPosting101]

Hahaha...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sxapWuwEes&ab_channel=R.Righteous

Am I supposed to find this scary? Because I'm laughing pretty hard now, I gotta say.