More post-jail sightings megathread

[AGPinochet]

You need to be Tardmaxxing.
Stop showering, Subsist off of nothing but fast-food and corn based junk food. Violate personal space. Violate boundaries. Wear Velcro sneakers. Create Webcomic OCs with Crayons. Live in a fantasy world of your own delusional creation. Be manipulated by other slightly more intelligent retards on the internet. Be a creep in general. Bask in your glory days at community college. Burn down your house. E-beg to pay your mortgage.
Do all of these and you WILL Get pussy, so much pussy, you will be drowning in pussy. There will be SO much pussy you will be able to grasp it by the handful. Total Pussy Saturation.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

• He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
• Stay 2 years with no record
• B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
• Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car
• He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
• Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag

I'm starting to believe the merge is real, all fucking predictions go the opposite way, I wouldn't be surprised if a ween digs through his backyard to find Patti's corpse and hits a oilwell and he becomes the only millionaire in Virginia who actually fucked his own mother

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

The state of lesbianism in 2023.

 

[4090 Chad]

You know you're a quirky fella when news of you consensually kissing

Pressing X on the “consensual” part

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:
>He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
>Stay 2 years with no record
>B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
>Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
>He's gonna be homeless tho!
>Back at love shack with a new car
>He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
>Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag[/ICODE][/ICODE][/ICODE][/ICODE][/ICODE]

Nigga no one but the redditfags that drug a laptop out of their aunts closet to jerk off to chris fucking his mom said that.
Someone needed attention today lol

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Hey, at least those dumb comments of "LOL Chris is raping his new gal-pal who looks like a child" are gone....

I came from the future, my old self....your comment aged horribly wrong

 

[Ghostse]

Bro what the fuck.
What woman is like, “you fucked your mom… but you can change”

Fuckin retard

She can fix him.

State mandated gfs are finally real

That or the merge is finally real.

 

[Marvin]

You need to be Tardmaxxing.

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

Someone needs to turn this into some kind of Andrew Tate style grift.

Like just be a giant tard, stop giving a fuck, go insane and you'll start slaying puss. Admittedly the puss might be immediate relatives or prostitutes, but the "go insane" part kinda covers that, maybe.

 

[timewave0]

Of course Chris got a girlfriend after he got out of the can. He’s a bad boy outlaw motherfucker now. He out here rollin’ and trollin’ on all his haters && opps. They fuck while listening to Escape from the City from Sonic Adventure 2, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Y’all are here, and Chris is there. Kiwicels eternally btfo

 

[The Demon]

She looks exactly what I imagined she would look like. Nerdy, dumpy zoomer/millenial who adheres to an attempted cute aesthetic. Overbleaches her hair but doesn't brush it. Most likely always high because she has "anxiety". Crippled socially to the point that she probably thinks he dindu nuffin wrong because love is love but also that this is cool and she's with someone (in)famous. This will either end Ralph style, or they will live in Barb's house forever and have a litter of retardlings. Either way, she and Barb are going to fight over his affections

when the dimensions finally merge, barb will take her down by forming into voltron

 

[AN/ALR56]

Nigga no one but the redditfags that drug a laptop out of their aunts closet to jerk off to chris fucking his mom said that.
Someone needed attention today lol

You forget the thousand page thread discussing his legal troubles, how the trial would go, how long he would stay in jail, how he would definitely get his welfare cut, or how he would end up homeless after, because he would get a restraining order and how the bank would seize the house after barb dies whiles he's in jail?
I don't.

 

[Anti Snigger]

>gets legally declared true, honest, and innocent by the judicial system
>now pulling china
Logattosisters... our response?

 

[Focken Kiwi]

Nah, he'll just make retard babies.

Lolcalves if you will.

 

[Fennec 'Tard]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.

And so a new leaf in Christory has sprouted...

 

[Lame Entropy]

I'm not ready to call it yet. Chris is enough of a weird and inappropriate motherfucker to think it's okay to kiss his tardwrangler on the cheek or even just get real close up to her face. I admit that I might just be coping right now.

Oh Lord he towers over her.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

It's in the state constitution or some shit.

I think it's right under where incest is a non-punishable crime

 

[AN/ALR56]

I'm not ready to call it yet. Chris is enough of a weird and inappropriate motherfucker to think it's okay to kiss his tardwrangler on the cheek or even just get real close up to her face. I admit that I might just be coping right now.

Oh Lord he towers over her.
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Manlets BTFO

 

[BlueSpark]

Back at love shack

The Barbussy Boudoir

 

[Dropsies]

Lmao kiwifarms BTFO time and time again:

• He's gonna get a long ass jail sentence!
• Stay 2 years with no record
• B-but he's gonna get his welfare cut
• Welfare is never rescinded and accumulated through the years
• He's gonna be homeless tho!
• Back at love shack with a new car
• He's never gonna get anyone to be with him, no one will touch him!
• Has got a girlfriend now and she isn't a 80 year old or a crazy methhead in drag

I'm starting to believe the merge is real, all fucking predictions go the opposite way, I wouldn't be surprised if a ween digs through his backyard to find Patti's corpse and hits a oilwell and he becomes the only millionaire in Virginia who actually fucked his own mother

I've noticed that alogs have an uncanny ability to be right about 99% of cows, but this dark power comes at the cost of being wrong about Chris 100% of the time

 

[Stupidface]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

All relevant comments from the redditor's mouth. Take with grain of salt due to Reddit faggotry.