More post-jail sightings megathread

I'm not ready to call it yet. Chris is enough of a weird and inappropriate motherfucker to think it's okay to kiss his tardwrangler on the cheek or even just get real close up to her face. I admit that I might just be coping right now.

Oh Lord he towers over her.
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I'm getting strong eastern european vibes from this photo. Maybe she doesn't speak English good and thinks Chris is just your average decadent westerner.
 
>Hitler is a piece of shit, still finds a loving gf who wants to be his wife before joining him in death
>Chris Chan is a motherfucking piece of shit, still finds a loving a gf

I don't know if that is incredibly blackpilling or if it's incredibily whitepilling.
I'm as blackpilled as they come, and I'm having a hard time believing anything about this until we know more.
I'm getting strong eastern european vibes from this photo. Maybe she doesn't speak English good and thinks Chris is just your average decadent westerner.
Imagine leaving a country that's engulfed in a conflict zone just to end up hooking up with a fat stinky autist who doesn't speak a word of your language. Some people can't catch a break, because Chris catches all of them.
 
I'm not convinced this Isn't a case where Chris has a fellow retard galpal who doesnt know how to set her boundaries & Chris being Chris, getting overly handsy without being told off, so thinking it's all good.
Yeah the descriptions on Reddit make it sound like that's the case. If it is another sped from the group home, it's possible she has no idea what Chris has done or his online footprint.
 
-Chris-chan might have an actual honest & true girlfriend.

These are the end times.

-Also, it might be legit possible we could see a pregnancy saga and the long foretold Crystal saga.

Fuck. Darkest twist possible.

-"incels forever btfo"

There are no winners here. Only sadness will you find.
 
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Make love to me with your words, Comic Book Guy.
 
he’s not Chris Chan, you have to call him Mr C now.

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you people are mad if you think some physical touching is a sign that shes interested in him, sexually or romantically
nor is it some kinda nonconsensual attack on Chris' part
shes his caretaker and shes just holding him is all, the man is prone to emotional breakdowns, she could simply be comforting him and keeping him calm which is a very normal thing for wranglers to do with their patients

everyone is so used to Chris' unsettling nature that they built this idea in their head that every woman is sensitive, easily disgusted and will run for the hills if a man she doesnt like so much as glances in her direction
some people dont mind physical contact is all, theyre just not bothered by it one way or another, presumably especially people who work with the mentally ill who sometimes need to be held or hugged to calm them down
 
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As the Merge reaches its final stages Chris Chans power continues to grow. The laws of man have no power over him, the jails we build cannot hold him. His sexual conquests will only grow, and soon he will have his own retard harem. And once the Merge is complete, and reality collapses, what's left of the world will be ruled over by Chris and his many demiretard children.
 
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