More post-jail sightings megathread

[Thumb Butler]

That's not affection. He's healing her with soul bonding

Just wait a year and we'll have a sonichu baby.

 

[Retard#7822]

everyone is so used to Chris' unsettling nature that they built this idea in their head that every woman is sensitive, easily disgusted and will run for the hills if a man she doesnt like so much as glances in her direction

Tbf I don't think there's a woman alive who wouldn't be scared of this hulking tranny, who smells of rotting watermelon and B.O. and just got out of jail for fucking his mother, touching her. I think your right about tard wranglers using touch to calm them down, but I think they probably get pretty good at not being a door mat and not allowing the patients to use them sexually and stop them from trying to make moves on them constantly, like Chris is no doubt doing if she's his caretaker.

I think she's probably more than just a caretaker, though I would say it's about par for the course for the system to allow a physically small, comparatively attractive, young woman to be a sexual deviants full time tard wrangler. Just really the Chef's kiss to this whole shit show lol. I genuinely feel bad for her if that's the case. If she's a clout chasing e-celeb fucker then she gets what she fucking deserves.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Incels have no excuse now. The problem is clearly you, not them.

Chris-Chan isn't an incel, though. He's a monger and a motherfucker, and he has just-got-out-of-jail badboy aura. No incel, no human being should follow that path.

I've never bothered to listen to that carefully before but the lyrics are disturbing as hell.
My Latin isn't very good but it doesn't have to be for this

Sanguis bibimus we drink the blood
Corpus edimus we eat the flesh
Rolle Corpus Satani Raise the body of Satan
Ave
Ave Ave, versus Christus Hail, hail the Anti Christ

It's very bad Latin, but Goldsmith is still a musical genius.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

That right there is more Islamic Content than the fucking Quran, the Hadith, and 1001 Nights all put together.

Y'all need Jesus. And not the one with the algae colored Ben Franklin haircut.

 

[BradCarter]

The only way I can wrap my mind around this is she's a super liberal and getting all the good think points dating a heavily autistic, poor, trans, criminal.

Also we need to stop the sonichu baby from getting anywhere near a gunt bastard if we want to prevent the antichrist from being born.

 

[Thumb Butler]

This looks like the last seen images of a criminal in a news report.

"Police officers found a grisly scene outside a Charlottesville pawnshop early Thursday after a 911 caller discovered a woman’s dismembered torso that had been stuffed into a Walmart shopping cart".

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

I have to ask this ... but are you ok ? or just mentally ill?

 

[AN/ALR56]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

And I thought sexual dreams about Patrick Tomlinson made me gag...

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Rate me late if someone has already brought this up but… I think Chris may have met someone crazy enough to date him in the looney bin. Either the state hospital, or that group home in Midlothian.

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Based, maybe Barb can get some grandkids.

Not get any of those if he's been taking hormones for over a month

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Could this be the caretaker?

Spoiler: A

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I don't think that's her but how did you even find this?

 

[FinnSven]

Rate me late if someone has already brought this up but… I think Chris may have met someone crazy enough to date him in the looney bin. Either the state hospital, or that group home in Midlothian.

That’s likely, or someone actually managed to explain to him how to approach women in one of the group homes.

From what we have seen of her she looks a lot like a gentle nerd-ette type.
At least one cat, if she works, she will work in social or elderly care, a knitting supplies store or a tearoom.

If her hobbies include things like cards and ponies, then a more socially educated Chris might seem like an appropriate match.

Source: Friends with a number of cat lady types due to an ex girlfriend being a recovering coke addict making sure she avoids the kind of people who would tempt her back in.

 

[demicolon]

lmao Rape Croat on suicide watch

 

[Spilled Spaghett]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Hybristophilia

There's a reason that women started becoming interested in Elliot Rodger, Nicholas Cruz, that Korean who shot up Virginia Tech whose name I forgot, Eric Klebold and Dylan Harris (did I get those names wrong?), the list goes on ... AFTER they did the dirty deeds

Anyway I wonder if anyone has already posted "INCELS HAVE LITERALLY NO EXCUSE ANYMORE" in this thread

 

[Metatron]

Is she his yard wrangler?

 

[Forgotten Beast]

i genuinely cannot find where in this thread either of these were proven

It wasn't, but in every case of ambiguous proof, the farms tend to go with the funnest/most horrifying explanation, and this is so blurry that it could be very well be a colorized photo of Bigfoot giving head to Nixon. Its understandable that people are going to have fun speculating until we know more.
On that note I have exclusive new pictures of Chris's bent duck.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Well..... this is........ I mean... could we already have merged without knowing it?

 

[Optimus Prime]

'Chris seen being affectionate in public' is something I really, really wasn't expecting to read this morning.

I honestly am not sure what to expect with this if true...other than it ending very, very, very badly. Because it's Chris and he will always make poor decisions that prioritize himself regardless (or maybe even at the cost) of others.

 

[ChampFantana]

Fuck, is anyone else hearing the trumpets of apocalypse?

Nah, Chris wasn't a virgin before this.

Now, if MovieBob ever loses his virginity, The Apocalypse is well and truly nigh.