Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[newuser131]

since rekieta's heel turn last year, by turning on his original audience and calling them incel losers if they don't like his new content, i was looking forward to three new storylines in the rekietaverse: 1. civil war between drex and nick, 2: the leftwing/sjw turn. 3: the divorce saga.

with the civil war, it doesn't look like it will happen. i originally thought that youtube/social media money would create jealousy and cause the rift, like it always does with these e-celebs. now it appears that the bbc/cuck alliance transcends money. if the groomer incident doesn't make rekieta distance himself from drexel, nothing will. odds, 50:1

the sjw turn could have happened if the money dried up and he had nowhere to turn to. i originally thought that rekieta disavow his old contain and shift to making pro leftist content. rekieta is an e-grifter after all. now, i think that prediction was too ambitious. with all the rightwing content nick has done over the years, there is no way the left, like vaush or hasan, will take him in as a "reformed" sjw. however, rekieta has been shifting to the left with this pedo guarding (see vito/dick) and, now, this softer stance on onlyfans/camwhoring. i vaguely remember nick and drexel making fun of women who does onlyfans content on a livestream and talking about how this will ruin the women's children because the kids will be bullied and mocked at school. this shifting stance is due to nick's coomer brain. this maybe the closest we get to an sjw turn. odds, 25:1 (full progressive), 9:1 (semi progressive).

the divorce saga should be the cumulation of all rekietaverse storylines and wrapping up in a definitive finale. i am sticking with my original hypothesis that the cause will be kayla wanting to move on from nick (either from head meds, monkey branching, midlife crisis, or "all of the above") and nick's coomer brain (due to years of never living out his sex fantasies because he married young). idk what will be the final catalysis to jump start the divorce but i am sticking with my original year when it begins: 2025. odds: 5:1

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

this is 180 from his stance on onlyfans two or three years ago. what changed? is it the coomer brain? imo, no. just because you coom to e-thots, doesn't mean you respect e-thots. pure speculation, what if "our wife" has a secret onlyfans?

the thought occurred to me because of the hunter avalone incident this june. it turns out hunter's wife was cheating on him and created a secret onlyfans. what if kayla was getting her fantasy fulfilled through a secret onlyfans. this is the best way for her to get male attention but not suffer the irl consequences. and because it is not irl, nick knows about it and doesn't care because 1-nick is a cuck, 2-it is a quid pro quo: she gets onlyfans and he can live out his coomer lifestyle. this is 100% speculation on my part, but it explains his change of heart.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Can someone with more paint skills than I put Rekieta's face in this image?

 

[Thugnificent]

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Can't wait till Rekieta explains the difference between hebephilia and pedophilia.

Spoiler: Rekieta's future tweet

Okay friend, let me explain something to you since you seem to be new here. Hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilIa. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy . Human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. Being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting, but only in the US does there seem to be an unwarranted taboo around a healthy and normal condition. My head hurts. I'm just trying to get my real life back.

What fucking timeline is this? Jesus Christ, Nick. Pin him to the wall.

 

[waffle]

I don't think Nick is going to make a SJW turn. The shift that he has telegraphed for a while is towards a more centrist/moderate left position while trying to still keep certain "based" positions like being pro gun and anti SJW, but also pro gay and OK with the "good" tranies. He basically wants to be coomer Joe Rogan.

I think he sees this as a way to be more open with his sex and drug use without totally alienating his old audience. The problem is that people on the right like those types of people because they see them as sane people from the out group. Nick's defection from his professed traditional conservsrive Christian values will still be held against him, even if he doesn't fall so far off he openly joins a polycuel and admit to being bi. If he always presented him self this way people would tolerate it more, but now he's just a living sermon on why the Bible tells us to cautious of wealth.

 

[Spaded Dave]

Can someone with more paint skills than I put Rekieta's face in this image?

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Pick your poison, my friend.

Spoiler: 1

Spoiler: 2

Although I suppose this could be considered a before and after.

EDIT: Let me know if you want me to touch up the blurred text.

EDIT 2: It bothered me too much. Swapped with fixed versions.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Fantastic. Thank you so much.

 

[Null]

I don't think Nick is going to make a SJW turn. The shift that he has telegraphed for a while is towards a more centrist/moderate left position while trying to still keep certain "based" positions like being pro gun and anti SJW, but also pro gay and OK with the "good" tranies. He basically wants to be coomer Joe Rogan.

He's going to end up indistinguishable from Juju.

 

[Lidl Drip]

But if they feed her any food Nick will just complain about her body being destroyed again, since he likes his women "so thin it's unhealthy"

Did he really say that? God damn what a massivefucking prick. She's starving herself to compete with Sally and Mandy for her own husbands attention. Congrats Nick, I can see all the bones in your wife's chest and her hair is thin, probably falling out from starving herself for you and she truly looks unhealthy. I'm gonna bet his whiskey dick still stays limp tho even if she goes full Eugenia Cooney because it's not her that's the problem, it's HIM. I wish so badly to talk some sense into Lady Rackets so she can dump his sorry ass, stop blaming herself and hating herself and trying to live up to his ridiculous ideas and go find happiness. It's unreal how much I hate men like Nick.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I'm about a page or two behind so idk if anyone has talked about this yet but Nick went on a rant about how cities isn't cp and Ted Cruz sending a letter to Netflix wanting it removed was bad. And I have to wonder, didn't he support it when it happened because I thought he did? Also isn't the reasoning behind cp being a highly illegal and uncompromising it is because of the exploitation, previous and ongoing, of the child? He did say at least anyone spreading the audition tape should be prosecuted but I feel like he's falling short just to sick up to Dick and Vito.

 

[Strix454]

Can't wait till Rekieta explains the difference between hebephilia and pedophilia.

He kind of did that last night on Nina Infinity's stream. He didn't use the word "Hebephilia" (yet) but he tried hard to draw a distinction between sex with the underage post-pubescent (ok to him) and the pre-pubescent (not ok to him).

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I'm about a page or two behind so idk if anyone has talked about this yet but Nick went on a rant about how cities isn't cp and Ted Cruz sending a letter to Netflix wanting it removed was bad. And I have to wonder, didn't he support it when it happened because I thought he did? Also isn't the reasoning behind cp being a highly illegal and uncompromising it is because of the exploitation, previous and ongoing, of the child? He did say at least anyone spreading the audition tape should be prosecuted but I feel like he's falling short just to sick up to Dick and Vito.

Him and Null did an entire stream about how disgusting Cuties was and how it was basically child porn.

 

[Telemeter]

It's crazy how he can rationalize "it's okay to be a whore as long as it pays for your disney trips" when he copes and seethes and MATKF exactly because we're making fun of his coomer degeneracy...the same thing a kid will get from his friends if they ever find out his mom is a whore.

This is 100% a take given to him by Dick Masterson.

Just as Dick does with literally everyone who is foolish enough to get any sort of guidance for him, he will make sure Rekieta destroys himself with retarded behavior enabled by Dax and then go "ACK ACK ACK, I can't hang out with you today, my limb exploded!" when there's nothing else to be gained from being around Rekieta.

I'm pretty sure when Null told Rekieta he needed to slow down on the alcohol, Rekieta went to Dax to ask about it and Dax went: "FUCK HIM, WHAT DOES HE KNOW, YOU ARE NOT DRUNK AT ALL, YOU AREN'T EVEN SLURRING! ACK ACK ACK!".

 

[Potatoherder]

His take for last night was lower than the previous night. A massive increase in viewers but that didn't translate to superchats or even chat numbers in general. 1,976 more chat messages for the bump of 4,121 viewers. Maybe he has hit rumble's saturation point? Not one mention of 'playmate.'

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The two deleted messages were "glownigger" and "BEST FUCK I EVER HAD WAS A DIRTY BEAUTIFUL JEW." The muted comment was only one of many of DualHelix's and frankly not even the comment they were spamming the most. It must have struck a nerve.

DualHelix: supp bignose... and yr fake 10K audience

Many other nigger(32 hits) and jew(274 hits) comments got thru. The moderation is super iffy and i have to assume he doesn't have a team of mods on rumble.

 

[waffle]

He's going to end up indistinguishable from Juju.

Of course he will, what is Juju if not "failed coomer Joe Rogan"?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Our Wife pegging JuJu while Rekieta watches, of course. But that's only the first night.

And Nick will insist it's monogamous because Juju didn't penetrate Kayla.

I don't know what kind of nip and tug she did to her face, but my god she looks weird these days. To think she paid money for that...

Isn't there a saying that those who are ugly on the inside will eventually become ugly on the outside? I feel like this applies to both Nick and Kayla with the thinning hair and overall lack of genuine joy in their eyes.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Nick seems a very different person. He was raised a suburban nerd who seems to have gotten heavy into porn and believed that porn reflects a real world that can be aspired to. He isn't religious and seems probably at best an agnostic. By the way he has talked and the references he has made, he seems to have been deep into porn even after getting married. As well, his ideal life would be to be Dick Masterson.

He was a badly catechised Catholic. His grandparents were very involved and got to meet the Pope. His parents seem at least to be normal and continue the generous phiLathrop of thr grandparents.

Nick [as 3rd generations tend to do] is fairly divorced from the faith. His general lack on knowledge of the Book, heretical interpretations (e.g. applying Critical Theory unironically, denying basic Council dogma, and general 'Grace is a do-what-you-want' card), and lack of desire to attend mass or the evangelical church his kids are involbed in were only confirmed when he shared that he was shaken by his grandparents' deathbed doubts.

Does this mean that both attended his event in the audience but he didn't encounter them?

Never heard of any ties between Lauren Chen and Nick before.

She left Canada like Viva did sometime in 2022 and moved to Nashville with her husband and had a baby.

She larps as a tradwife. Interesting she'd associate herself with Nick's degeneracy.

Although everyone in the right-leaning grifter sphere seems fake as fuck.

He wanted to meet with them, but it never happened. They were not slated to appear, and I doubt the laggardly Nick really tried to make it work or contact them.

tf when you can't just payoff your school bullies with moms OnlyFans earnings
Nick has gone full on retard mode.

Made me think of this Shane Gillis sketch.

On the linked clip:

His nasal voice is the worst.

Nice shitting on Vietnam vets.

And his defense of normalizing doing OF/his streaming, analogizing streaming to being a movie star or a “NASA scientist,” and his vaunting of money as a moral rationale for doing anything (though “my family would not accept x”) is so incredibly thin and callow I can’t stand it.

As for Lady Rackets, it’s a little off to call her degree an “education degree.” Technically correct, but early childhood education requirements are different than el-hi education requirements.

One school describes it: https://www.saintleo.edu/about/stories/blog/teaching-early-childhood-education-vs-elementary-education#:~:text=Minimum%20Educational%20Requirements&text=The%20BLS%20shares%20that%20the,to%20have%20a%20bachelor's%20degree.


Ugh, the whole “anal isn’t technically “sex”” mental jujitsu is so pathetic and gross.

Others have stated this is a 180 from his 'do not have any naked pictures of you on a device that connects to the internet' and his roast of Jack Murphy.

Nick, you just need a stripe of white in the beard. Jack dyes it in, you can too.

...But she's gone downHILL...

One laughed.

I'm about a page or two behind so idk if anyone has talked about this yet but Nick went on a rant about how cities isn't cp and Ted Cruz sending a letter to Netflix wanting it removed was bad. And I have to wonder, didn't he support it when it happened because I thought he did? Also isn't the reasoning behind cp being a highly illegal and uncompromising it is because of the exploitation, previous and ongoing, of the child? He did say at least anyone spreading the audition tape should be prosecuted but I feel like he's falling short just to sick up to Dick and Vito.

His take was milquetoast in retrospect. I think he gave the take that if it was intended to spotlight child exploitation, it did so by exploiting children. He would never watch it, but 'muh slippery censorship slope' so it should not be banned. People should boycott things on their own 'muh free market' should decide how to censor by economic choice. He would not call for a boycott.



Nick did a LOCALS stream from his couch while eating linguini Alfredo (new location):

- Coomy is still banned on Twitter. Cecil was banned when Nick streamed.

- He will not stream whole trials unless 'fun or interesting'. Depp and Rittenhouse were. Ideally they will be a week or less.

Depp and Rittnehouse had LOOOONG periods of boredom. He means he wants to make money for no effort.

- He wants to focus on getting back consistency to the show. 4+ hour streams plus LOCALS contribute to burn-out, so he will not force himself to cover all his topics to push much past 3 hours when he can do it tomorrow. He is motivated now, so he wants to out that energy into consistency.

Nick is basically DSP: he wants to stream his 3.5 hours, eat on stream for 30-60 and quit.

- Chat wanted Nick to correct Uncivil on the 2A not applying outside personal defensive weapons. Nick talked about private cannons.

I think Kurt went autistic on Heller's 'common use' standard and the legal reality that unusual weapons can be regulated under current law, and they minterpreted his take. Kurt is smarter than that.

- Nick is doing his 'Manliness' streams. He is not going to take a definitive take. He sees people being dogmatic about it and some of the things that they advocate he sees people he does not consider to be 'manly' do.

Nick got history wrong on trench warfare on WWII, it was WWI.

- Nick says that solving the trans washroom issue would be to make individual washrooms for people. He thinks it is weird to have more than one in a place. Who decided this? It is bit what we do at home. He was uncomfortable in school with other boys around in the washroom--he still is. He doesn't want this to be a political issue.

- Nick's advice to people to avoid political arguments is to follow his example: Say 'I don't know anything about that topic' If the response is 'You have a political show' say: 'I don't cover that'. He got this idea from Facebook arguments and making people mad that he knew. This is why he is on Twitter and not FB--people are randoms you can argue without consequence and not mess up your family relarionships.

- Nick sees his sister 1 or 2 times a year. He was practically an only child. I did a run-down on her way back. He was asked how to promote individualism and self-reliance on kids. Nick said 'they will figure it out and his kids just self-isolate when needed'.. Others might need to explore religion, philosophy, or other self-reflective avenue.

- Add 'Constitution for Kids' to his series of video ideas be wants to do. He put a disclaimer that 'want to' is not 'will do' immediately.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Reap what you sow Nick, your time of reckoning will come.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He wanted to meet with them, but it never happened. They were not slated to appear, and I doubt the laggardly Nick really tried to make it work or contact them.

Sorry, just to clarify.

So when Nick says "I missed EDB and Lauren Chen", he means they live near Nashville and he wanted to set up a meeting in person but didn't?

Not that they ever attended his show in the first place?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick said 'they will figure it out and his kids just self-isolate when needed'..

As someone who self-isolated and spent much of his time in his room with the door closed as a kid, this isn't a good thing. I wish my Dad had dragged me out of the house more often to take part in his hobbies. Attempts were made, but at the slightest resistance from me due to my laziness he'd give up and stop. I really wish he'd drug me out of my room more in retrospect.

That said, given that Nick's hobbies are "Coom" and not much else I guess it's for the best he lets his kids hide in their rooms...

 

[bifftango]

He sees people being dogmatic about it and some of the things that they advocate he sees people he does not consider to be 'manly' do.

The only person less qualified to assess what is "manly", or not, is Dylan Mulvaney.