Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 68 17.7%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 156 40.5%

  • Total voters
    385
It’ll be like the ending of Animal Farm, you’ll look back and forth at the members of the Dick & Nick cabal and be unable to distinguish one greasy coomer from another.
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The viewers outside looked from pedo to man, and from man to pedo, and from pedo to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
 
Especially with Kayla’s new appearance, I fear that it’s only a matter of time before one or all of Nick’s daughters develop eating disorders, be it starving themselves or binging in secret. They don’t seem to have structured family meals & Nick’s constant harping about weight combined with seeing Kayla suddenly getting the attention she’s always craved only when she adapts a thot persona, gets plastic surgery tweaks & drops an alarming amount of weight can’t be positive indications of what his girls are learning about their own value, to say nothing of the coomer brain rot the boys are likely picking up on.
 
Some familiar names and funny superchats at the end of Sean's show. Elissa was in chat. Hopefully, it'll get clipped but just in case...

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Josh provided all the Vito the pedo lore.
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Josh said that alcoholism has destroyed Nick's grey matter and all he wants to do is be Dick Masterson.

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Josh said Sean is far too sober to be him. Not sure if it's a reference to @AnOminous

Edit: Clarity re amonimous/anominous
 
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Sorry, just to clarify.

So when Nick says "I missed EDB and Lauren Chen", he means they live near Nashville and he wanted to set up a meeting in person but didn't?

Not that they ever attended his show in the first place?
Correct. I doubt that many of his punching up guests would want to have to do much with him.

It make me curious how he managed to bungle a Crowder and Beck appearance. I lean toward the siding with Elijah Schaeffer in the Blaze dust-up.
- "Trying to nail the 1 hour mark" on YT so that he does less content there.
A.K.A. Trying to be a good boi as contract negotiations start...
I’m neither Christian nor conservative, but back in the day I appreciated Nick’s contributions to the cause of clowning Maddox. When I realized he was a proud degenerate and a prideful faggot, it was a turnoff not because of religion or politics but because those qualities are universally worthy of contempt.
I am part of those groups, and I agree entirely. Hypocrisy rankles with everyone.

Who would have thought that I would align more with 'Hateful Doxxing Kiwi Farmers' 3 years ago than the rising star Nick Rekeita? I believe many share that chagrin.
Yet another idea someone smarter, more knowledgeable and more articulate than Nick has already done way better than Nick ever could. Tom Woods has had this kind of content available (as part of his Liberty Homeschooler curriculum) for about a decade.
Definition of 'parasocial'. They want to hear ir from their e-Daddy. I used to think Nick was a decent source of information for some things, but now I have to push X to doubt on a lot of his advice in retrospect.
 
And apparently, and I did write this quote down, "talk to kids today, and what they want to be, almost all of them want to be some sort of content creator or influencer", and he shortly after that adds to that by saying "there's gonna be a bunch of girls who wanna be OnlyFans stars because, get fucking rich FAST, FAST, if they get any notoriety at all".

"Totally delusional" is probably the absolutely most charitable way I can describe that opinion.
He's completely lost his mind. Something like 1% of the OF whores get paid most of the money. The rest are just degrading themselves for nearly nothing. I pity any girls this pornsick freak has at this point.
 
The knifes seem like they're getting ready to come out on the lawtube side. I somwhat expect Sean to push it hard once he builds a repor with Null. When everyone in a group is getting ready to snake the first mover advantage can be big.
Well, that day was unfortunately not today.

But you're right, Sean seemed to indicate that he has things to say about Rekieta and Drexel, and may have Null on another time to discuss it. Which, TBH, is fair. The stream was advertised as them going over the trials and tribulations of keeping the Farms up, and that's exactly what it was. The Rekieta and Drex topic was prompted by superchats.

The two seemed to get along very well. I thought it was a good stream. Reminded me a lot of the old ones between Null and Nick.

Friendship with Rekieta over, Sean is Null's new best lawyer friend?
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he two seemed to get along very well. I thought it was a good stream. Reminded me a lot of the old ones between Null and Nick.

Yeah I'm glad Null gave him a chance. It definitely seems like he has a lot to say, but since he's not a retard he knows how to play the internet politics to not bring himself unnecessary headaches. After all, he can and probably does say all the shit he wants anonymously on here.

Sean could be a lot more entertaining. But that would involve him being a retard, and we have enough of those.
 
Maybe Rekieta literally doesn't understand the concept of grooming.
On the subject of grooming and pre/post-pubescent classification, noticed a lot of people going with Drexel's story that he knew T since she was 13 as if that were consistently presented. This is simply not the case. I don't expect people to go back to the megapost to verify all the stories, so here's a quick look.

For your convenience: a look at T's timeline

If T was 13 in 2006 (when Drexel first knew the mother, 13 years since 2019), T would have been sexually dominated around 2018 at age 25. This would mean that the mother quickly introduced Drexel to her daughter. T being 13 is unlikely though as it conflicts with other accounts.

If T was 10-12 in 2010 (Drexel said he went with her to Eclipse, which was in theatres in 2010, when Drexel said she was a tween), T would have been sexually dominated around 2018 at age 18-20. Also, if T knew Drexel for as long as her mother (assuming she didn't hide T away from him for 4 years before abandoning all caution) Drexel could have known T as young as six years old.

Meanwhile, Drexel has been trying to split the difference by saying she was 22 in his misguided "get the facts straight" rant.

So, taking all of the stories into account; the age when Drexel could have known T actually ranges from 6-13 years old.

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Getting very malevolent vibes from this gaze. She's glaring like she's about to watch me be executed for spilling her breakfast wine.

There as a discussion earlier in the thread about Kayla's eyes, even when smiling. Focusing on the eyes can make a world of difference.

Seems like a good time to repost this:

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Even just based on what Nick says and not the staying at the porn mag themed property, It increasingly is hard to avoid the inference that there's something wrong with his way of thinking, probably that he has some sort of serious problem with porn and/or sexuality.

And when I say "problem", I don't mean "he watches too much porn and his wife doesn't like that" but rather that, regardless of the quantity of porn he consumes at this moment, he seems to have gotten to "pornsick" status where he struggles to distinguish between porn and reality.
I am gonna say drinking too much melted something important in his brain.
 
I don't think Nick is going to make a SJW turn. The shift that he has telegraphed for a while is towards a more centrist/moderate left position while trying to still keep certain "based" positions like being pro gun and anti SJW, but also pro gay and OK with the "good" tranies. He basically wants to be coomer Joe Rogan.

I think he sees this as a way to be more open with his sex and drug use without totally alienating his old audience. The problem is that people on the right like those types of people because they see them as sane people from the out group. Nick's defection from his professed traditional conservsrive Christian values will still be held against him, even if he doesn't fall so far off he openly joins a polycuel and admit to being bi. If he always presented him self this way people would tolerate it more, but now he's just a living sermon on why the Bible tells us to cautious of wealth.
Nick's no different than the other grifting "Conservatives" now. When is he going to join America First and get his catboy collar?
 
Even just based on what Nick says and not the staying at the porn mag themed property, It increasingly is hard to avoid the inference that there's something wrong with his way of thinking, probably that he has some sort of serious problem with porn and/or sexuality.

And when I say "problem", I don't mean "he watches too much porn and his wife doesn't like that" but rather that, regardless of the quantity of porn he consumes at this moment, he seems to have gotten to "pornsick" status where he struggles to distinguish between porn and reality.

He has talked about how he "[hates] women so much" because if he was a woman it would be so easy for him to do degenerate stuff for money. That was from May. I went back and posted that clip recently.
Rekieta's pathology at this point reminds me of a common description of troons by TERFs; it's not enough that he consumes the porn, he wants to live in the porn.
The more I apply this to Rackets' actions, the more sense they start to make. Still, I feel kind of stupid that it took Rackets literally living in a Playboy airBnB for this idea to sink in. The only real difference between troons and Rekieta is that trannies and their AGP try to place themselves in the center of the fantasy, while Rackets pressures our wife Kayla to realize these porny fantasies at events like Hedonism II as some sort of surrogate. The idea of the damage he is doing to his family, his marriage, his business, his public image and ultimately his legacy don't even seem to factor into his decision to carry out this all-consuming desire in his mind. Also like trannies.

The real question is what will happen when whatever fucked up shit he's getting up to now no longer hits the dopamine button for him anymore and he's driven to more extreme ways of stimulating his jaded palate, with or without our wife. @PocketJacks might have some thoughts on this.
 
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Yeah I'm glad Null gave him a chance. It definitely seems like he has a lot to say, but since he's not a retard he knows how to play the internet politics to not bring himself unnecessary headaches. After all, he can and probably does say all the shit he wants anonymously on here.

Sean could be a lot more entertaining. But that would involve him being a retard, and we have enough of those.
I'm of two minds on this. The Kiwi in me wants there to be blood for the blood god (naturally), but the more rational side of me thinks the best way for anyone in Lawtube to handle Rekieta is to unmoor and quietly drift away. I can't really give Sean too much shit if he goes the latter route. He's already proven himself the far better man through his words and deeds thus far. He's retracted false statements about Monty, and he's noted (correctly, I think) that the appeal Randazza is filing is an extreme longshot. In a way, those are far more devastating than calling Rekieta a degenerate faggot 50 times. Rekieta is immolating himself, and doesn't need any more external help (Monty is already doing a number on his bank account).

Plus, he's a Kiwi too. If you're reading this Sean, I think you did the Farms proud in sticking up for us. Good job, and good stream. 👍

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Rekieta's pathology at this point reminds me of a common description of troons by TERFs; it's not enough that he consumes the porn, he wants to live in the porn.
The more I apply this to Rackets' actions, the more sense they start to make. Still, I feel kind of stupid that it took Rackets literally living in a Playboy airBnB for this idea to sink in.

True, although if the Locals livestream from the hot tub is indicative of how he spent his time living the porn life, it consisted of being wasted drunk, vomiting, & missing a scheduled brunch the next morning due to being hung over. Boozing is ruining even his coom life.
 
The real question is what will happen when whatever fucked up shit he's getting up to now no longer hits the dopamine button for him anymore and he's driven to more extreme ways of stimulated his jaded palate, with or without our wife. @PocketJacks might have some thoughts on this.

Preston (@PocketJacks) and wife moved to Southern California with Preston's inherited money to be film producers. But instead they drove themselves crazy in LA. The wife lost her mind and Preston was eventually living in his own porn. Preston's pull up point was supposedly when he was going to have to make a physical commitment on the troon path.
Or else when he ran out of his money.

Its certainly a cautionary tale for where Nick will end up. Preston and wife thankfully didn't have any children though.
 
The moderation is super iffy and i have to assume he doesn't have a team of mods on rumble.
He has at least one I know of but he doesn't do shit. Before I stopped watching altogether it would be on Rumble and spambots would just be there the whole stream while chat tried to get his attention.
 
- Nick says that solving the trans washroom issue would be to make individual washrooms for people.
This solves any actual problem, but it isn't what troons want. They want to force themselves into women's spaces, which involves women being in them, preferably uncomfortable and distressed, and terrified to speak out lest they be canceled or even physically assaulted or raped by violent troons.

Otherwise their dicks don't get hard.
 
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T-Minus 5(ish) minutes till the stream between Null and Sean.


I dunno how much they're gonna discuss Rekieta, but the possibility is there I guess. It will hopefully be an interesting stream either way.

EDIT: LOL.

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Need a reaper pic of Josh and all the streamers he's led to ruination. The Sonichu Demon is real, a feeder in sheep's clothing.
 
Although I suppose this could be considered a before and after.
Brilliant! 10 out of 10!
- He will not stream whole trials unless 'fun or interesting'. Depp and Rittenhouse were. Ideally they will be a week or less.
Lazy. And what does he consider a "fun or interesting" trial?
- Nick is doing his 'Manliness' streams. He is not going to take a definitive take. He sees people being dogmatic about it and some of the things that they advocate he sees people he does not consider to be 'manly' do.
What does he know about manliness?
As someone who self-isolated and spent much of his time in his room with the door closed as a kid, this isn't a good thing.
As someone who also spent most of his time isolated in his room, I disagree. Being around people too much is a drain.
Josh said Sean is far too sober to be him. Not sure if it's a reference to @AnOminous
It definitely is.
The two seemed to get along very well. I thought it was a good stream. Reminded me a lot of the old ones between Null and Nick.
Of course they did. Just look at the guy. You can tell he's a fellow farmer.
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Plus, he's a Kiwi too. If you're reading this Sean, I think you did the Farms proud in sticking up for us. Good job, and good stream. 👍
Agreed. Great job man.
 
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