Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Garth said:
Consistent excessive consumption of alcohol absolutely does diminish your sense of taste. Probably why he goes girly. Super acidic fruity monstrosities only just register.
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Indeed - see also Romeo Rose, who destroyed his tastebuds so badly that he made food mashups that give the likes of Cobes and Wern a serious run for their money. There was a brief trend of Youtubers making his recipes and trying not to gag given the catastrophically high salt content and extreme spiciness. Diabetes can do it too, that's why Lucas Werner makes his infamous toasterbortions. The nerve damage from either alcoholism or diabetes deadens your tastebuds so you need stronger and stronger flavours to taste anything at all, and gross combinations or flavours don't register because they don't meet the threshold to even be detectable any more.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
I literally dont understand why he is shaking it.

Where is he getting that from?

I dont know of a single peice of literature online or off, that that says yoy should shake the yeast back into the alcohol mixture.

There are a few types of wines and beers, where you gently stir the mixture to get some of the yeast back into the mixture, for a specific flavor profile, but this is very subtle and you never, ever shake it.
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He probably shakes it up because he thinks he's supposed to drink the yeast and sediment. Just like his disgusting curdled drink combos, like the valentines one. Whatever gross taste that follows, he probably thinks that's how it is with homemade hooch.
 
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Eye lookin' extra wonky and hair lookin' extra wispy today.

He just did a BUUTTTTT from Popp. Haven't head him say that in a while, he must be watching his videos again.
 
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HiveDull said:
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Eye lookin' extra wonky and hair lookin' extra wispy today.

He just did a BUUTTTTT from Popp. Haven't head him say that in a while, he must be watching his videos again.
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I asked him why he doesn't do them anymore and if he could give us a BUUUUUUUUUT, and he obliged. I didn't even know where it comes from, just missed how he used to say that all the time.
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
I asked him why he doesn't do them anymore and if he could give us a BUUUUUUUUUT, and he obliged. I didn't even know where it comes from, just missed how he used to say that all the time.
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Amazing, I can never tell when he's actually reading chat.

The saying comes from Terrence Popp, some gendur realtashuns podcaster that Cobes used to watch. I think he said retard or something that Cobra didn't jive with so now he doesn't watch him anymore.
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Cobes mentioned he's going to the dentist
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sounds like he's accepted the inevitability of dentures

Tha Tarman guy said on his stream just now that he's talked to some of the people who talked to josh on discord and apparently a load of the people who would talk to him often are troons, the tar guy thinks they tried to groom him into becoming a troon too and that's why he talks about trannies all the time now
 
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Bogliacci said:
sounds like he's accepted the inevitability of dentures

Tha Tarman guy said on his stream just now that he's talked to some of the people who talked to josh on discord and apparently a load of the people who would talk to him often are troons, the tar guy thinks they tried to groom him into becoming a troon too and that's why he talks about trannies all the time
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I wouldnt listen to anything Tardman says. Guy would be a lolcow himself if he had more viewers. He really doesn't know much about Josh and gets all his info from whoever wonders into his discord. Cobes barely uses Discord at all anymore, and when he does he just posts chaterbate links and says nothing.
 
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R00k said:

He's already making a new batch. Hawaiian Punch this time, really showing that viking ancestry toobs.
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on the one hand its funny how incompetent he is at everything, on the other some of his best content comes when he is drunk. its funny watching him create 1% bog booze but might be even funnier if made something with a higher ABV.
 
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Whoa. He's putting real fruit in there?
Botulism comin' in nicely, toobz.
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At the point your a life long alcoholic that has had his account in the negative for a month, you're probably looking for anything to make your mind leave your body. At this point I don't know if it's sadder for him to drink hand sanitizer or huff cologne again for a fix.

But really, fuck whoever for the wellness check; it's not like they're going to do anything to the wasteland, alcoholic duster to fix his pathetic life (unless he put that shotgun in his mouth infront of them and then he's gone for a couple days before he can binge again). And then, on the other hand, if his trolls stopped screwing him he'd only have his tugboat with a couple 20 cent donations to live off of, so maybe it's just a part of his regarded existence. Really makes you think
 
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