More post-jail sightings megathread

StMaryPiper said:
Are we going to see a mass die off of the older lolcows? A lot of the 2000s classics are at that late 30s-mid 40s range.
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It's a certainty. There's a reason there's not elderly tard homes, or that you see aging spergs wandering around. I doubt Chris will see his 50s. Even with his free healthcare, Chris has zero planning for the future. He's mentioned that he's felt tingles in his arms and legs, which could be the beetus, or a multitude of other very serious issues. He claims it was his magic hedgehog powers which means he doesn't care about it, mixed in with his thinking he's still a teenager means Chris will put off any issue until it's too much to bear.

I'm sure a lot of cows are like that too.
 
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The Fair Lady said:
Most likely scenario is that she's also from a group home, though whether they're actually dating or she's just too autistic to refuse Chris being all over her is anyone's guess.
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That would mean she is way more fucked up than Chris.

State mandated GF for real. Holy shit, the Merge is real!!!!
 
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Kirby said:
3. Chris hit it off with another tard in his group home and they are dating. This seems like the most realistic option but at the same time Chris looks down on other tards as he finds himself above them so that is why it is not the most likely possibility in my opinion.
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He also used to hate the homos, but look how he turned out. Until we get more information, the is the most likely outcome in my opinion.
 
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Crusty Old Sock said:
Just reminding everyone that nobody has said "incels now have no excuse" so feel free to post that if you want to be the first
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Step 1. Become such an embarrassing sped trash-fire, an entire website is made to catalog your life.

Step 2. Become a trans-sexual

Step 3. Rape your own Mother and go to Jail.

Step 4. Get placed with Womens support services.

Step 5. Get the girl.
 
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Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
It's a certainty. There's a reason there's not elderly tard homes, or that you see aging spergs wandering around. I doubt Chris will see his 50s. Even with his free healthcare, Chris has zero planning for the future. He's mentioned that he's felt tingles in his arms and legs, which could be the beetus, or a multitude of other very serious issues. He claims it was his magic hedgehog powers which means he doesn't care about it, mixed in with his thinking he's still a teenager means Chris will put off any issue until it's too much to bear.

I'm sure a lot of cows are like that too.
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He's going into a Medicaid shithole nursing home to die forgotten.
 
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100% he'll end up raping again. And this time, him being a tranny autist won't get him off.
Holdek said:
Charges dropped.
Pmurt arrested.
Lovequest completed.

Chris is going to get so tired of winning he’ll crash into slumber.
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If Chris was a Fallout character, he'd have 10 in luck. The fucker runs over a game store owner, slap on the wrist. Rapes his mom? 1.5 years in jail and then set loose to rape again.
Which, as I said, will happen.
 
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