More post-jail sightings megathread

[ye's Official KF Burner]

If Chris actually manages to become a father, the news that his girlfriend is pregnant with the CWCspawn would be the thing that would psychologically fucking kill the farms.

Not social media grifts.

Not lawsuits.

Not corporate smear campaigns.

Not even politicians and big tech figures.

The only thing that can defeat the quintessence of autism, is a form of supernatural and apocalyptic autism.

Might as well be the Antichrist tbh

 

[Kayfabe]

”Your penis is a weapon. You must ejaculate in a woman”

This random.txt right now in my screen

 

[SIGSEGV]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

I am disappointed by how lazily you modified whatever the original pasta was. See me after class.

 

[Crusty Old Sock]

Just reminding everyone that nobody has said "incels now have no excuse" so feel free to post that if you want to be the first

 

[Cask of Amontillado]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

I wonder how @Null will react to this development. Will he think Chris can handle it on his own?

 

[Esmeraude]

god imagine being an autist that’s just trying o stumble through life and this fat retard barrels in and decides you’re his prey. Hopefully this lady tells whoever runs the place what’s going on so they can be separated/not have to be outing buddies anymore tbh.

 

[nostalgiasorrow]

Chris knows talking about his 'love' was the thing that got him a complementary 2 year stay in a tax-funded daycare. No way is he gonna say anything now

 

[JGWentWorth]

I'm just happy to see someone so dedicated to social work they're willing to take one to save the nearest geriatric palliative care center.

 

[Golden Face]

Hitler is a piece of shit,

 

[Lithuophile]

Just reminding everyone that nobody has said "incels now have no excuse" so feel free to post that if you want to be the first

Incels have no excuse and neither do femcels. Retards from the gender-hatred threads need to have sex with each other and give birth to the next generation of niggercattle for my affluent STEM linneage to exploit

 

[Top Skink]

Even Chris Chan has Girlfriend. This is sad for many People here Who never have a Girlfriend.

sad for them? no. sad about them.

THE most autistic specimen available on Earth for public viewing, whose life has been a fifteen-year running gag on the internet, who has countless videos sperging out at random people over everything, describing in graphic detail his deeply perverted sexual desires and wholly unrealistic perception of women, who went to jail for fucking (possibly raping) his own mother, whose greatest claim to fame is, quite literally, a crayon comic of sonichu mixed with pikachu.
has a girlfriend.
and (You) don't.

at that point you HAVE to realize that it's about you and your choices, dating isn't an anointment from on high, it's getting out there and navigating real relationships with real people.
if you're a kissless virgin/incel in the year of our lord 2015+8, you have to come to grips with the fact it's your own damn fault. As Idiocracy succinctly put it, "you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded."

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Is it a bit to much to say that maybe we should wait for a bit more evidence before we all begin making grand declarations.
There have been some fair points made on both sides but we only have one set of images that are blurred to go off so a little parents maybe in order.

 

[NoosJunki]

To be 100%, not for a moment do I believe she's sincerely his girlfriend. I imagine she's either a social worker being far too tolerant or at most a ween trying to get famous off his name.

Chris is, pretty surprisingly, a pretty big  thing now, so trying to pose yourself as the girlfriend of the "mother-raping trans woman" would be a pretty fast track to fame, or infamy, to be more accurate.

Hey, it worked for Grimes

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Inb4 it was non-consensual and the woman uses those images to send him right back to the slammer

well, there COULD be some female ween out there who goes out of her way to get smoochied by CWC so that he gets sent back to jail AND the trial detailing the evidence behind that would be pretty funny

 

[JGWentWorth]

sad for them? no. sad about them.

THE most autistic specimen available on Earth for public viewing, whose life has been a fifteen-year running gag on the internet, who has countless videos sperging out at random people over everything, describing in graphic detail his deeply perverted sexual desires and wholly unrealistic perception of women, who went to jail for fucking (possibly raping) his own mother, whose greatest claim to fame is, quite literally, a crayon comic of sonichu mixed with pikachu.
has a girlfriend.
and (You) don't.

at that point you HAVE to realize that it's about you and your choices, dating isn't an anointment from on high, it's getting out there and navigating real relationships with real people.
if you're a kissless virgin/incel in the year of our lord 2015+8, you have to come to grips with the fact it's your own damn fault. As Idiocracy succinctly put it, "you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded."

We... actually might be responsible for this.

Know how death row inmates get groupies? Well, that, just... more embarrassing.

 

[StMaryPiper]

Chris is in the "death range" of when autistic people die. It starts at 39

Are we going to see a mass die off of the older lolcows? A lot of the 2000s classics are at that late 30s-mid 40s range.

 

[Holdek]

Charges dropped.
Pmurt arrested.
Lovequest completed.

Chris is going to get so tired of winning he’ll crash into slumber.

 

[Oxyjen]

Are we going to see a mass die off of the older lolcows? A lot of the 2000s classics are at that late 30s-mid 40s range.

I’m surprised there isn’t a deathpool. Chris, Kevin, Pat, Rekeita, Chantal, that Cobra cooking guy. Any one of them could blow a gasket and we’d be in mourning for weeks.

 

[The Fair Lady]

Most likely scenario is that she's also from a group home, though whether they're actually dating or she's just too autistic to refuse Chris being all over her is anyone's guess.

 

[Love Is Blue]

I am disappointed by how lazily you modified whatever the original pasta was. See me after class.