More post-jail sightings megathread

[Kayfabe]

This has got to make the incels rage: Chris Chan is getting some action and they’re still all alone.

Chris aside, when utterly disgusting blobs of fat and retardation like Ralph, Nikocado, and WingsofRedemption could get laid, then this topic should have already died out.

 

[Kirby]

There are 5 possibilities that I will rank from least to most likely

5. A troll is fucking with Chris for clout. I find this the least likely because no one really gives a shit about Chris anymore. Only the most insipid and sadistic people would continue to fuck with Chris which is not impossible. If this is the case it will probably end with Chris getting put back in prison on rape charges.

4. Some retard thinks that they can "fix" Chris. It is possible that this girl felt pity for Chris and wants to help him get his life together. Until Chris is dead these people will always exist and they will all learn that it is impossible. If this is the case it will probably end with Chris getting put back in prison on rape charges.

3. Chris hit it off with another tard in his group home and they are dating. This seems like the most realistic option but at the same time Chris looks down on other tards as he finds himself above them so that is why it is not the most likely possibility in my opinion. If this is the case it will probably end with Chris getting put back in prison on rape charges.

2. Some mentally ill woman is fascinated by the teflon tard and has fallen in love with him. There is already a precedent of insane people wanting to fuck him so there is no doubt it could happen again. Unlike option 3 Chris would not have any reason to believe she is a slow in the mind which is why it is more likely. If this is the case it will probably end up with Chris getting put back in prison on rape charges.

1. Chris' group home has a buddy system and he was paired with this woman by coincidence. If this is the case she is not with Chris willingly and most likely Chris is forcing himself onto her which he has a history of doing. If this is the case it will probably end up with Chris getting put back in prison on rape charges.

 

[Caspian Sea Monster]

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Sonichu cock. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Sonichu cock taking nymphlet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her underdeveloped, freckled little chicken legs forced wide for the pulsating mass of coal that will ingratiate itself into her, morph and twist her innocence into bestial lust, her Snow White supple pussy swallowing that yellow steaming rod whole and clinging to it like a bitch in heat as some hulking golden mastiff mates and deflowers her. Imagine her little face, so innocent, cursing and screaming for a harder pummelling and rutting from her tribal dominator, as his thick yellow mass erupts it’s primal seed into her crimson pure white genetic womb, staining that perfect little lineage, forever marking generations of delicate white lily flowers with steaming electric hedgehog spunk, imagine her sweating and screaming as those child like ginger hips birth a half sonichu child, forever staking the Sonichu’s claim to her lineage. Fuck I’m hard writing this

Nigga wtf

 

[Lithuophile]

maternal/paternal drive

Men/women naturally want to be fathers/mothers, who'da thunk?

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Girls love a badboy

Oh god, the only thing I could think of when I saw this is:

lol

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Do people really think they are kissing in this picture? You can see she is looking down at what appears to be her phone in her right hand; her left hand is on her face. Yeah he is probably intentionally getting overly close to her, but she's not reciprocating.

Chris hasnt found a gf. This is his tard wrangler and she'll probably request a transfer after awhile of this behavior. Sorry posters.

If so, then this would be the last Chris update and he'd face actual repercussions. Touching female workers like that is absolutely not tolerated today.

 

[Oxyjen]

If so, then this would be the last Chris update and he'd face actual repercussions. Touching female workers like that is absolutely not tolerated today.

We’ve had at least two professional wranglers in the thread state that this is not how it is.

 

[Kayfabe]

Touching female workers like that is absolutely not tolerated today.

We’ve had at least two professional wranglers in the thread state that this is not how it is.

Poor Brain didn't live long enough to see the time period where he could easily troon out and get away with being a sex offender

 

[Megagi La Skunk]

The answer is simply this: As a woman, your life has to be a nonstop string of failures for you to finally land on Christian Weston Chandler.

Still think her bar is way to low or she's just way to autistic

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

We’ve had at least two professional wranglers in the thread state that this is not how it is.

Yeah, this board is filled with so-called lawyers and such that everyone sucks their dick and are always wrong. Don't care.

 

[SentinentCloud]

Imagine the offspring that someone like chirs would produce

Horrors, horrors that escape human comprehension are coming for us all

Beware and find God before its too late

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

OH FUCK
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Lol "I'm not going to mess up her life like that." I'm fairly certain she's done that herself by being in a relationship with Chris.

 

[Flamin Park]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Reddit.

Think how good the sex will be with all the practice he got in with barb

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nah, Chris wasn't a virgin before this.

Now, if MovieBob ever loses his virginity, The Apocalypse is well and truly nigh.

Would it count if he hired a hooker to have sex with him? Or does it have to be a true and honest sweetheart from the ground up?

Trying to understand the mechanics of the spergpocalypse is practically a full time job.

I am perpetually humbled by Chris CHAD every single day

I am still in disbelief. This is not really happening is it. He's trolling us and she's in on it isn't she...

Holy shit! Hell IS freezing over!

So poll time on why she's humoring the lord of the Dimensional Merge:

A. "I CAN FIX HIM!"
B. "I feel bad for him..."
C. "OMFG, I'll be FAMOUSSSS!!"
D. "I want to be a good ally and suck ALLLLLLL the tranny dick!"

Place your vote and you may win a Sonichu medallion delivered by Christiiiiina herself!

E. All Of The Above

You know, there’s a lot of retarded schizos out there joining retarded schizo cults. What are the chances she’s a Dimensional Merge true believer?

Sounds like something that would be a feature of some group of over the top video game antagonists.

If Chris Chan of all people can land a boyfriend fee girl incels have absolutely no excuse now.

"But they want CHADS!!! I'm not six feet tall and athletic and muscular and rich and handsome and..."

I wonder how Fiona feels right now...

Yeah she'll have to settle for a fat stinky autistic manchild who isn't internet famous.

Incelbros were we right all along?
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Yes, right all along is the only way to describe the situation.

TELL ME WHY
HE ISN'T A VIRGIN WITH RAGE
TELL ME WHY
HE NOW HAS A CUTE GIRL HIS AGE
AFTER THIS
I NO LONGER WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY
"I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND"

Fuck you man, you have no right to be this hilarious.

Imagine the offspring that someone like chirs would produce

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Horrors, horrors that escape human comprehension are coming for us all

Beware and find God before its too late

That mutant fish man looks like something that you would get from too many prayers to Tzeentch instead of a real living organism.

It's too late, there most certainly is, a HELL.

And we're all gonna go there, when we die.

 

[Evilronald]

On one hand, I think we should wait until we get confirmation from him or some other source, on the other hand I'm laughing my ass off at the prospect of Ass Log finding out about this and completely losing his shit.

Is he going to stand in front of the city hall in Zagreb banging on a drum naked in protest again? His words not mine, I swear to GodJesus.

We passed that village a while ago. We've gone far past Clown World and straight into Clown Galaxy.

This is literally me right now
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Just wait. Chris is going to accomplish his goal and create his daughter Crystal: the fortold future sweetheart.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Christory is being made. He has chRizz now

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Fuck you man, you have no right to be this hilarious.

 

[Kayfabe]

Worst-case scenario: insemination.

If Chris actually manages to become a father, the news that his girlfriend is pregnant with the CWCspawn would be the thing that would psychologically fucking kill the farms.

Not social media grifts.

Not lawsuits.

Not corporate smear campaigns.

Not even politicians and big tech figures.

The only thing that can defeat the quintessence of autism, is a form of supernatural and apocalyptic autism.

 

[DootSkeleton]

This is proof God exists. Nothing less than an omnibenevolent deity could possibly begin to explain a timeline this insane and hilarious

 

[Adolphin]

That mutant fish man looks like something that you would get from too many prayers to Tzeentch instead of a real living organism.

It's too late, there most certainly is, a HELL.

And we're all gonna go there, when we die.

It is an ordinary blobfish which lives at extreme depths. However, when they are taken out of water they rapidly inflate and their skin gets destroyed due to rapid decompression, so they look like an abomination.