Fictional Characters who would deserve their own threads? - Just like the other thread.

[KingLiberty76]

I can imagine Yoshikage Kira thread the header would be

Kira Yoshikage / Kosaku Kawajiri - A mentally deranged horrocow murderer with a fetish for hands​

 

[OrionBalls]

are there any yandere men in anime?

Griffith is a prime example of a male yandere. He's so obsessed with Guts that he ends the world for him.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

are there any yandere men in anime?

Eren Jaeger could technically count considering he genocided literally 80% of the world's population because he couldn't tell Mikasa he liked her.

 

[Curzon Dax-sama]

The entire human race in The Matrix, from roughly the mid 21st century until roughly past the events of Revolutions.

 

[Male Idiot]

I can imagine Yoshikage Kira thread the header would be

Kira Yoshikage / Kosaku Kawajiri - A mentally deranged horrocow murderer with a fetish for hands​

But he was very private and just wanted to be left alone. I doubt he would actually make it to lolcowdom, as cows need to be noticed.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Trevor from GTA5. One of my favorite parts about that game was switching to him only to be greeted by a cutscene where he is drunk and screaming at a NPC in his underwear.

Edit: Can't spell.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I can imagine Yoshikage Kira thread the header would be

Kira Yoshikage / Kosaku Kawajiri - A mentally deranged horrocow murderer with a fetish for hands​

I know he fetishizes privacy and living quietly, but the thought of Josuke or Jotaro coming to the farms to slander this man is fucking hilarious.

 

[Golden Face]

Eren Jaeger could technically count considering he genocidef literally 80% of the world's population because he couldn't tell Mikasa he liked her.

eren has school shooter energy and definitely would be a horrorcow irl

Griffith is a prime example of a male yandere. He's so obsessed with Guts that he ends the world for him.

other than eren, are there any non-homo examples?

 

[Irredemable Retardation]

Light Yagami from Death Note [Lolcow]
Regime Superman from Injustice [Schizocow]
Copy X from Megaman Zero [Lolcow]
Every single Diabolik Lovers character [Horrorcow]

 

[Ethereal Eye]

I can imagine Yoshikage Kira thread the header would be

Kira Yoshikage / Kosaku Kawajiri - A mentally deranged horrocow murderer with a fetish for hands​

I could see Josuke writing the thread and posting a lot of photos of Kira at the supermarket hunched over near the deli section trying to suck on a disembodied finger. That and finding a tumblr blog where Kira details all of the classical art hands he has fapped to.

 

[JesusChristDenton]

The entire human race in The Matrix, from roughly the mid 21st century until roughly past the events of Revolutions.

That depends if the events of The Second Renaissance actually happened, and wasn't just machine made propaganda trying to excuse and justify their actions towards humans.

 

[Golden Face]

Astarion from Baldur's gate III

 

[Deogracias]

Big Mom from One Piece would be an easy contender for a horror cow thread.

As someone who enjoys One Piece, I can easily count the ways but I'm hiding it behind a spoiler tag in case you haven't read it yet and still want to give it a shot. The rest of you, if you know, you know.

Spoiler: Just off the top of my head...

She's some kind of genetic freak. Humans of unusually large size aren't completely unheard of in the world of One Piece, but despite being born to two normal-sized humans, she was already the size of your average giant child by the time she was six or something like that. This made it impossible for her parents to take care of her, so they abandoned her on the island of giants.

She has this strange eating disorder where she'll crave an extremely specific type of food at random times and if she doesn't get it immediately, she'll go ape shit and rampage even if she's in her own territory, indiscriminately killing anyone who is unlucky enough to get in her way, including her own family (more on that later).

She has over sixty kids, with multiple baby daddies she's not involved with after giving birth. In fact, this is one of two ways she increases her pirate crew (which is comprised solely of family members). The only other way to join her crew is to get in an arranged marriage with one of her kids, and there's no guarantee you'll end up with someone who's attractive and/or mentally stable.

She's a sadist who treats people like tools at best and isn't above mutilation and even straight up eating people.

She's incredibly immature for her age. Like, Chris-chan levels of arrested development.

Before her defeat, she was one of the four most powerful pirates on the entire planet.

And probably the scariest thing about her, she has the ability to literally rip the life force out of people, either killing them instantly or severely cutting their lifespan by decades. She does because she likes living in a "kingdom" where nearly everything is alive with her superpower.

Oh yeah, I forgot to show you what she looks like.

You look at me and tell me that's not the body type that doesn't belong to a lolcow.

 

[Salty Squid]

I noticed that when I last posted here about Pokemon villains all being lolcows I forgot ya boi Guzma, so let me fix that:

• Looks like an unwashed slav, complete with the constant squatting
• Beat the shit out of his dad with a golf club before running away from home
• Turned a holiday resort looking town his gang took over into a complete shithole just by living there
• Often, plot important NPCs have some sort of thematic connection to their signature Pokemon. In Guzma's case, this is Golisopod. Golisopod's gimmick is that it's such a coward it will flee the battle if it gets hit too hard.
• Simped hardcore for a married woman who couldn't care less about him (said woman is also a giant narcissist and child abuser)
• Living meme

I feel like he'd make for a good classic lolcow whose thread would mostly consist of videos people took of him doing dumb shit in public.

 

[Meat Target]

Most of the cast of Konosuba.

• Kazuma: loser NEET whose parents laughed when he got killed, and he didn't even really get hit by a car.
• Aqua: goddess whose only powers are party tricks.
• Darkness: knightess who can't hit anything with her sword and only fights because she's a masochistic perv and wants to be enslaved.
• Megumin: delusional chuunibyou who can only create explosions.

The gang always fucks up their quests and ends up owing all their earnings to pay back the damage they cause.

 

[EvaXephon]

other than eren, are there any non-homo examples?

View attachment 1695751924944.png Him, but I don't know if that counts since he isn't playable and female love interest isn't an option.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Schizocow Ashley Joanna Williams/ Ashy Slashy
Murdered several friends, blamed demons, got away with it. Lives in squalor, perpetual loser and junkie.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

[Orbiter] Seteth / Saint Cichol - 1000+ year old Nabatean in humanface, Too cucked to prevent baby experimentation, Dates women 2/100ths the age of his own daughter (who LARPs as his sister), Certified church shill, the Lucas Werner of Fódlan

 

[Kyle Odom]

Lots of Kevin Smith characters but I think Elias or Dante take the cake.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Griffith is a prime example of a male yandere. He's so obsessed with Guts that he ends the world for him.

So would Madara Uchiha count by that standard?