Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Your Starter for 10]

The best part of this is that I now know who Dan Mullen is, relative to the Patosphere, because I kept thinking it had something weird to do with the former UF coach.

Although it was funny thinking that way. And also Dan Mullen, the coach, hates sci-fi and fatties too unless they can run a 5.5 100 or bench a house, so it was actually plausible.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Wait, there's an audio version? I kind of want to know who they got to read this drivel out loud...

Google search and Audible results tells me it's one Alyssa Bresnahan, who has 205 results for narration on Audible. Seems like she does a lot, maybe they just hand stuff to her?

Surprising to see was Blood and Chocolate which I read back in high school. Maybe she's got a good voice for female led books?

 

[Post Reply]

It's nice to see Patrick taking time out of his busy day to reply to a homosexual man suffering from HIV.


EDIT: He's making even less sense now.

 

[Idiotus Maximus]

There is a Certain Type of Person who makes use of auto-block macros that will block every account who follows or sometimes just interacts with a preselected list of undesirables. Pat very much seems like the type.

Somehow, some way, I'll find the strength to go on.

 

[Spunt]

I am Dan Mullen.
The whole room is Dan Mullen.

I'm Dan Mullen and so's my wife.

 

[Associate Rick]

Reading the last pest text I realized fatrick may believe(or maybe wants to convince others) that most of his trolls are in fact just Dan Mullen

But you are Dan Mullen, child.

 

[LGHDR+]

Does that include ebonerony?

Well she didn't say vegan, so maybe he can squeeze some melanin out for her Impossible Niggeroni(tm)

I don't know anything about this guy beyond the fact that he types in a very entertaining way and that he wrote a book called Starship Repo and took an idea that should be both fucking awesome and idiot proof and made it shitty.

 

[Meat Target]

I am Dan Mullen.
The whole room is Dan Mullen.

"I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"

 

[RussianParasite]

"I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"
"No, I am Dan Mullen!"

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God damnit you beat me to it. I see a future where the brothermen and Kiwis have all been arrested for felonious felony crimes and the jailer asks “which one of you is Dan Mullen?” To this we all slowly start replying “I am Dan Mullen” … “No, I am Dan Mullen!” … “NO! I AM DAN MULLEN!” And so on and so forth. It will be the day that the rift between our two forums was healed.

 

[An automatic clown]

He told us that A: She in fact does have the herp and B: She was supposed to be a one night stand. Sadly I do not have his xeets archived and it's trying to find the infected needle in the lot lizard haystack at this point with how much he xeets but I sure hope someone else has them on standby. She was however kicked out of a polycule before they met and you know he wasn't getting around a lot so it probably came from her.

Here

 

[Tiresome]

Think of all the colors Mustangs can come in.

Pat has a poop green colored one.

Not his fault, the paint shop was out of prune.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'm sure this has already been pointed out but Patrick tweeted 379 times on 20th September.

No he didn’t. Socialblade didn’t count tweets for Monday or Tuesday this week for some unknown reason, so the count is skewed.



It’s still an embarrassing amount of tweets for one fat fuck to post in one day.

 

[Meat Target]

It is a Pavlov's Pig response.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

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Holy shit "everyone has herpes". What fucking cope lmao.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

This is the fattest court filing I have ever seen, an absolutley obese document


Also his mufflers rusted out because he just drives to the dive bar and home. Not long enough to get any heat into the mufflers and burn off the condensation. No doubt the valves are full of carbon too from the engine lugging as he fattly drives around at low speeds

 

[Nig🞗A🞗Roni]

So the mufflers rusted out, I guess they get humidity in Milwakee because of the great lakes, now he's got a 2006(?) v6 Rustang with fart cans
It doesn't seem like that old of a car to falling apart due to rust

Post is too long to quote but as @Troon_Patrol said, it's the rock salt they use on the roads in colder climates. That combined with the moisture from the snow will rust the shit out of your undercarriage.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm Dan Mullen and so's my wife.

If you or anybody you know is Dan Mullen you may be entitled to prison, child.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It's nice to see Patrick taking time out of his busy day to reply to a homosexual man suffering from HIV.
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EDIT: He's making even less sense now.
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It's the subtle typos that occasionally crop up that tell you his phone doesn't autocomplete his "enjoy prison" copypasta. He actually types out each and every word. Imagine wasting your life like this.

Actually, you don't need to imagine. Patrick is showing you right now.

 

[lindsayfan]

That man is Porsalin trying to finish his Patrick S. Tomlinson documentary.

lol goddamn you, i'd forgotten about that, but now i'm annoyed again at it not being finished

I dunno, man. I don't think anyone really enjoys prison.

how little you know, child. many of us in this thread have been enjoying prison already for some time. prison enjoying is mandated. when you are commanded to enjoy prison then you have no choice but to enjoy prison. the only flaw in my otherwise immense and perfect prison enjoyment is the tragic awareness that there are some yet unprisoned who are thus denied the enjoyment i experience with each imprisoned breath. enjoy prison

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Actually, you don't need to imagine. Patrick is showing you right now.

ironically some of his best and most believable writing.