More post-jail sightings megathread

[AnOminous]

Chris is what, in his 40's? if he does impregnate this new sweetheart, his spoiled man-milk will certainly produce an ultra retard that the world isn't equipped to handle.

That will truly set off the merge. Talk about ultra-concentrated autism. Chris resulted from a train autist (he literally had train patents), Bob, pumping a load into a drunken whore. Double that up again, and the offspring from this will be a retard who will spawn a site that makes Kiwi Farms look absolutely harmless by comparison.

 

[Big Nasty]

Food Lion Lady could maybe be slightly older than Chris, possibly late 40's?

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Chris is what, in his 40's? if he does impregnate this new sweetheart, his spoiled man-milk will certainly produce an ultra retard that the world isn't equipped to handle.

May god have mercy on us all if that happens. THE ANTICHRIST WILL BE BORN!

 

[Rupin]

Food Lion Lady could maybe be slightly older than Chris, possibly late 40's?

nah i put her in her fifties.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Chris has been spotted being physically affectionate in public with the woman he's been previously seen with. Seemingly confirming suspicions she is more than a caretaker.
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Fucking his own mother followed by his stint in prison has made Chris into the Apex Sexual Predator.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Ever since Clown World happened everything that used to not make sense about reality or sane society are now part of the norm. Maybe the merge was actually the Clown Dimension merging with our own.

I warned you niggers about the GUNTVERSE.

I warned you all. None of you listened.

 

[el bandito loco]

Probably. But I give this fag zero credence.

yeah I was going to say what does this weirdo even actually know didn't he meet Chris once for like 3 minutes

 

[StandardGardenHoe]

Is it really confirmed that this woman isn't a handler? Is Chris not just creeping and forcing himself on her like he did with Megan?

 

[oramge cat]

Holy shit even someone who’s balding, does not have personal hygiene, shits his pants regularly and fucked his own mother is still able to get some lady’s pussy wet for him. Incredible.

Edit: oh yes and a bent, deformed dick. Total incel death.

There are guys with multiple convictions for DV who sell cocaine and live in drug dens who have a steady girlfriend they cheat on with a litany of women who they all treat like disposable whores. There are homeless guys sleeping in tents made out of garbage who cook their dinners on a stolen barbecue grill they fuel with plastic waterbottles who have girlfriends. There are gay men who have straight wives who meet a new guy on grinder every night who's girlfriend hasn't gotten dicked down since 2006. There are women who stay with AGP's who wear their clothes and call themselves lesbians and pretend that their man is the mother of their children and let them "breastfeed" their kids. We have this well documented on this website.

This isn't really a stretch.

That said, I doubt this will be a meaningful, lasting relationship. She's either grifting or she's hot for infamy.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

She's either grifting or she's hot for infamy.

or fucking retarded

 

[Bearmumrik]

yeah I was going to say what does this weirdo even actually know didn't he meet Chris once for like 3 minutes

Only thing in his favor is that Chris started liking his Twitter posts, so they may be in some sort of contact.

 

[oramge cat]

or fucking retarded

Based off how she's dressed I'd figure she's at least slightly less retarded than Chris. IME the really, really tarded out dress either crazier than Chris because they're dumber than him and have no one to tell them "no" or dress much better than him because they have someone in charge of their wardrobe. What was the weather like in where they were spotted in that day and what time was that picture actually taken? I want to know if she was dressed for the weather. Baggy sweatshirt and clothes that hide as much of the body as possible are a staple of female autists.

 

[Male Idiot]

Jesus Chris he's racking up so many Ws

Fixed it.

I will repeat the reminder for all the virgins in this thread: Chris got two bitches potentially fighting over his fucking gnarly bent duck. What is your excuse now?

His feminine duckette is at least SEVEN DAMN INCHES and not bent!


I leaned towards overly friendly wrangler first, but a wrangler wouldn't put on the Medallion. There is going the extra mile, but that would be going enough miles to go around the Earth.

Chris has done it. Unless you are Cyrax, the world is your boyfriend free girl.

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

It was said that the A-Logs would always win, but maybe it was Chris Chan who would win in the end? Got stalked and trolled to the ends of the earth, fucked his ma, went to jail, got out, and now he's got a state-mandated GF to hanky-panky and most of the trolls don't want one lick of him that all we get are sporadic sightings.

 

[TVB]

A-loggers and weens are completely shit to act that Chris Chan would end up losing, but it's them who lost.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

Probably. But I give this fag zero credence.

even if he's not knowingly lying, I wouldn't be shocked if he's actually got somebody unrelated fucking with him via email claiming to be CWC or something

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Honestly if I could cast a magic spell right now to prevent this woman's identity from ever being found, I would. Chris needs a Happily Ever After. If she is willing to spend the rest of her life with him because of her love of who he is as a person and her appreciation of everything that he is, why ruin such a beautiful thing?

I hope none of you ever find out who she is and if she does get found out, I hope that this inspirational ending to the Love Quest never gets ruined. Honestly I was hoping that she's really into him and not some employee or ween who'll send him to jail again, because it would sully the awe inspiring idea that if Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler) can achieve such a feat, then

ANY
HUMAN
BEING
ALSO
CAN
ATTAIN
LOVE

 

[Big Nasty]

I warned you niggers about the GUNTVERSE.

I warned you all. None of you listened.

Bring it on

 

[Joe Cool]

I hope none of you ever find out who she is and if she does get found out,

Only a matter of time before some ween on Reddit blows that all up.

 

[Ed Special]

man, imagine being the sad excuse for a hybristophile who settpes for chris chan instead of at least a tax cheat