More post-jail sightings megathread

[Alber]

Next we'll hear he made porn with her.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

man, imagine being the sad excuse for a hybristophile who settpes for chris chan instead of at least a tax cheat

Well seeing as Chris was spotted buying two yoga mats and she is seemingly wearing his Sonichu medallion maybe she buys into Chris’s spiritual nonsense?

 

[Florch]

Next we'll hear he made porn with her.

How long until the threesome video with Barb drops?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Based off how she's dressed I'd figure she's at least slightly less retarded than Chris. IME the really, really tarded out dress either crazier than Chris because they're dumber than him and have no one to tell them "no" or dress much better than him because they have someone in charge of their wardrobe. What was the weather like in where they were spotted in that day and what time was that picture actually taken? I want to know if she was dressed for the weather. Baggy sweatshirt and clothes that hide as much of the body as possible are a staple of female autists.

She could just dress warmly because she finds air conditioning too cold. A lot of smaller women are like that.

 

[SomeSpook]

How long do you guys think this will last? I know I'm pessimistic right now, but this is Chris fucking Chan we're talking about. The possibilities could be endless with him. Now, I know some of you might think this will last a little while, but for me, I don't think it will last long. I think he will go back to Barb or wherever he's holed up in. Because I can't imagine someone finding Chris Chan attractive, I feel sorry for that girl and the wave of attention she's gonna get.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Honestly if I could cast a magic spell right now to prevent this woman's identity from ever being found, I would. Chris needs a Happily Ever After. If she is willing to spend the rest of her life with him because of her love of who he is as a person and her appreciation of everything that he is, why ruin such a beautiful thing?

I hope none of you ever find out who she is and if she does get found out, I hope that this inspirational ending to the Love Quest never gets ruined. Honestly I was hoping that she's really into him and not some employee or ween who'll send him to jail again, because it would sully the awe inspiring idea that if Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler) can achieve such a feat, then

ANY
HUMAN
BEING
ALSO
CAN
ATTAIN
LOVE

I didn't care about her getting doxed before but after reading this I hope all of her personal information is leaked and some insane ween rapes and murders her for the sole reason that you are a faggot.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

How long do you guys think this will last? I know I'm pessimistic right now, but this is Chris fucking Chan we're talking about. The possibilities could be endless with him. Now, I know some of you might think this will last a little while, but for me, I don't think it will last long. I think he will go back to Barb or wherever he's holed up in. Because I can't imagine someone finding Chris Chan attractive, I feel sorry for that girl and the wave of attention she's gonna get.

I think it’s impossible to tell what’s actually going on without more information, it might just be a Wallflower like scenario where Chris is highly overestimating the relationship they have together.

 

[Keine]

I think we're giving her too much credit. She's probably not as normie as she looks. If Chris is still in the group home then I would bet dollars to donuts that she's another resident. Any sane person would look at Chris and cross the street if only to avoid the smell. Tards don't have that kind of discernment though but still have sex drives like any other human. I don't know how it is in group homes for speds but I know that it's a growing problem in other assisted living places like retirement homes where the residents have nothing better to do than fuck like rabbits.

 

[AnOminous]

I think we're giving her too much credit. She's probably not as normie as she looks. If Chris is still in the group home then I would bet dollars to donuts that she's another resident. Any sane person would look at Chris and cross the street if only to avoid the smell. Tards don't have that kind of discernment though but still have sex drives like any other human. I don't know how it is in group homes for speds but I know that it's a growing problem in other assisted living places like retirement homes where the residents have nothing better to do than fuck like rabbits.

Oh well, if he isn't just creepily Meganing on some caretaker, we'll at least get some tard porn out of this.

 

[Lithuophile]

How long do you guys think this will last?

Forever hopefully

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

I didn't care about her getting doxed before but after reading this I hope all of her personal information is leaked and some insane ween rapes and murders her for the sole reason that you are a faggot.

remember, there's still no proof nor even implication that shes DATING Chris, much less doing it for attention
you all just fell for a joke because youre severely retarded

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Honestly if I could cast a magic spell right now to prevent this woman's identity from ever being found, I would. Chris needs a Happily Ever After. If she is willing to spend the rest of her life with him because of her love of who he is as a person and her appreciation of everything that he is, why ruin such a beautiful thing?

I hope none of you ever find out who she is and if she does get found out, I hope that this inspirational ending to the Love Quest never gets ruined. Honestly I was hoping that she's really into him and not some employee or ween who'll send him to jail again, because it would sully the awe inspiring idea that if Christine Weston Chandler (formerly Christian Weston Chandler, formerly Christopher Weston Chandler) can achieve such a feat, then

ANY
HUMAN
BEING
ALSO
CAN
ATTAIN
LOVE

You're the biggest nigger faggot in this thread.

remember, there's still no proof nor even implication that shes DATING Chris, much less doing it for attention
you all just fell for a joke because youre severely retarded

If a joke ain't funny people will ridicule you. I thought this was an already established social norm in this forum full of retards. You're the second biggest nigger faggot in the thread.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

My field agent for Weeb Wars contacted Otaku King about the woman that Chris is with and OtakuKing gave her some interesting information.

Food Lion Lady isn't Chris's girlfriend but just a friend. we have a Megan situation lads.

 

[AnOminous]

Food Lion Lady isn't Chris's girlfriend but just a friend. we have a Megan situation lads.

And again while pointing out I have zero faith in this particular guy, that's my impression too. Chris is just mistaking putting up with him at all for a license to be a grab-assy sex pest again.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

remember, there's still no proof nor even implication that shes DATING Chris, much less doing it for attention
you all just fell for a joke because youre severely retarded

I wasn't serious and don't really wish rape and death on the girl, you just fell for a joke because you're severely retarded.

 

[AnOminous]

I wasn't serious and don't really wish rape and death on the girl, you just fell for a joke because you're severely retarded.

I'm serious though. I hope she gets LITERALLY raped and LITERALLY murdered in the LITERAL real world and not in Minecraft even. Chris is LITERALLY Hitler and anyone who disagrees should also LITERALLY be raped and murdered, preferably in prison, but I'd settle for in jail, too.

 

[A Grey Cat]

And again while pointing out I have zero faith in this particular guy, that's my impression too. Chris is just mistaking putting up with him at all for a license to be a grab-assy sex pest again.

Otaku king may not be the best source for info on Chris but he seems to be one of the few people aside food lion lady to be able to get in contact with Chris and info on him the state is keeping from us. (Why they trust him that much is beyond me maybe he's secretly a social worker or some wrangler too)

Really I'm with you on this one. That poor woman is just the unfortunate sap who got saddled with being Chris's wrangler till they no longer have any (possibly court mandated) reason to give a fuck about him. And since it's a woman and Chris can't take professional tolerance for him at face value he's essentially repeating the Megan saga 20 years later.

He never fucking learns...ever.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm serious though. I hope she gets LITERALLY raped and LITERALLY murdered in the LITERAL real world and not in Minecraft even. Chris is LITERALLY Hitler and anyone who disagrees should also LITERALLY be raped and murdered, preferably in prison, but I'd settle for in jail, too.

Okay you've convinced me. I LITERALLY hope she and her entire family get RAPED TO DEATH in real life, as well as anyone she's ever said "Hi" to... not in prison, or jail, but a LITERAL CONCENTRATION CAMP.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay you've convinced me. I LITERALLY hope she and her entire family get RAPED TO DEATH in real life, as well as anyone she's ever said "Hi" to... not in prison, or jail, but a LITERAL CONCENTRATION CAMP.

That's the spirit! RAPE RAPE MURDER RAPE MURDER RAPE RAPE MURDER MURDER RAPE!

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm serious though. I hope she gets LITERALLY raped and LITERALLY murdered in the LITERAL real world and not in Minecraft even. Chris is LITERALLY Hitler and anyone who disagrees should also LITERALLY be raped and murdered, preferably in prison, but I'd settle for in jail, too.

You heard him boys! Which one of you is gonna take one for the team and rape Chris?

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