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cwcvillemayoress said:
My field agent for Weeb Wars contacted Otaku King about the woman that Chris is with and OtakuKing gave her some interesting information.
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Food Lion Lady isn't Chris's girlfriend but just a friend. we have a Megan situation lads.
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>I am not involved with Kiwifarms

Well that isn’t very True and Honest of your field agent.
 
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azdadu said:
Nah, he's just a random guy who happened to spot him once and now people keep contacting him like that makes him an expert on post-jail Chris
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I don't even know what you expect outta weens, to be honest. As long as they can be the next christory clout chasing niggers they want to be they'll cling to any opportunity they get.
 
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I know I'm late to this conversation, but I highly highly doubt that that woman is Chris's boyfriend-free girl. We all know Chris can't keep his hands off any woman that comes within touching distance of him. That's probably some social-worker tardwrangler that got assigned to Chris as a some form of punishment.
 
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johnny dollars said:
I know I'm late to this conversation, but I highly highly doubt that that woman is Chris's boyfriend-free girl. We all know Chris can't keep his hands off any woman that comes within touching distance of him. That's probably some social-worker tardwrangler that got assigned to Chris as a some form of punishment.
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He's got his nutsack bouncin' up and down off her butt crack. Right now. No really he's probably streaming it on twitch screaming about the merge and she moans "Christine your duck is totally not bent and is huge and gives me many orgasms"
 
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TVBForever said:
I'm curious, are there any updates regarding his cats following his return to his home? Forgive me if my question is rather redundant, but still it's something that I do want to know.
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I REALLY hate saying this because the mere thought of things like it it makes me unreasonably MATI but I am positive that the cats are dead at this point.
 
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johnny dollars said:
I know I'm late to this conversation, but I highly highly doubt that that woman is Chris's boyfriend-free girl. We all know Chris can't keep his hands off any woman that comes within touching distance of him. That's probably some social-worker tardwrangler that got assigned to Chris as a some form of punishment.
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Well, it is still extremly funny to think that Chris actually managed to finish his Love Quest before Null did

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