Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Of course Rick doesn't wear underwear. As I've told you many times in this thread, child, he sits around all day on the fart sofa in nothing but his bathrobe scrolling Twitter. Once you reach a certain level of obesity most conventional garments can't fit you comfortably anymore so that's more convenient.

However he has to let all the stalkers know as a form of enticement. Those are Patrick's feminine wiles on display.

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Hey patrick.... what else did Patton have to say about these related topics?
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If General Patton could look through time and see slovenly Pat sitting around on Twitter writing this kind of shit, he'd just go home. Whatever the other guys have planned it can't lead to a worse future than this.
 
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Maude Snew said:
The obvious takeaway here is that much like his daughter, he has lost all rights to and custody of his underwear in a freak court case that left bystanders baffled and queasy.
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True heroes. I hear Angel Studios is making a movie about them:

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I would like to make an announcement. When I discovered this thread I have to admit shamefully, that much like Pat, I was quite fat. But Pat was truly an inspiration and after months of hard work and dedication I can truthfully say that I am no longer fat. I couldn’t have done it without you buddy and I salute you.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
One day AFK and Patrick admits to not wearing underwear (meaning every pair of bottoms he owns have experienced numerous sharts and skidmore stains).

It would take something truly gargantuan (bigger than Patrick's gunt) for the Ralphamale or that boring gambling addict or some troon to steal LOTY at this point.
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Nothing short of Ralph going on a massive and publicly embarrassing bender that ends with his own demise, and only if it's in a suitably hilarious and outrageous fashion, could steal it from fatrick at this point.
 
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Markorian said:
Nothing short of Ralph going on a massive and publicly embarrassing bender that ends with his own demise, and only if it's in a suitably hilarious and outrageous fashion, could steal it from fatrick at this point.
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jumping off a roof in a fat suit filled with candy so that when he hits the ground nobody knows whether to laugh or scream.
 
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MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin said:
the pests' crimes are enough to launch an multi-year criminal investigation by FBI that will secure an unprecedented number of criminal convictions for internet trolling
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said offenses aren't enough to secure a simple restraining order, or get any recognition from the court in his numerous attempts.
this is what pat believes. pat does not see any contradiction.
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But you see, child, the courts that deny Patrick his restraining orders are members of this cyberstalker cabal and will soon be sent away in handcuffs for twitter crimes.

Wait for the doorbell.
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The transition to horrorcow happened incredibly quickly
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We sure we didn't pass that threshold long ago, atalker?
 
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The much smaller U.S. Army that was already pushing against its supply lines should have attempted to march through the Red Army (their allies) and Soviet territory to Moscow? So, exactly what the Nazis had just failed to do at the peak of their power? And this would have changed Russia's historically expansionist desires over Eastern Europe forever? (Why has Russia always wanted a "buffer zone" in Eastern Europe again?)
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
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was patton the general who, after a few months working with jews in occupied germany, said "these kikes are the devil, we fought the wrong enemy!"
super based if true, but fat rick here would probably not appreciate it as much as i do
 
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verymuchawful said:
I do not wear DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS, stalker. And if I did wear briefs they would not be crapped. Enjoy prison.
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Prison is awesome. I'm enjoying prison so much. I'd rather be in prison than in a Manhattan penthouse. It's great here. It's WONDERFUL. Oh, God, I love prison so much.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
The diaper guy on the OnAForums is at it again:


Piggy makes a big admission:

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My response to this is best quoted from another, similar legendary event:
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
2115 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
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