Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Bogliacci said:
What's his best loop?
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A nonverbal one for a change: his 10 second microwave blasts. Always cheers me up.
DrNow said:
If he wasn’t doomed to lolcowdom and stuck in a self destructive loop he could do much more to cash in on his ‘celebrity’. Imagine how much he could rake in if he called up to do one of those lolcow boxing things like wings and boogie.
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How many cases are there of somebody cashing in big by being retarded tho? I've heard Beetlejuice bought a nice house because of Stern, but what's the best case for Cobra? A unlimited supply of cigarettes and a unlimited, but supervised supply of free booze and doordash during the airing of Fishtank S2? That deal gave out, sadly.
AnOminous said:
This crosses the blood-brain barrier and literally causes brain damage
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You know you're from the midwest when you do acid and then shit yourself at Loaf & Jug. Huffing leaded gasoline straight out the hose, or as the locals, irritated by the burning sensation in the back of their mouth like to call it: 'doing acid'.
 
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SupremeGuntleman said:
All the air dusters I've ever encountered are R134A which is inert, I had no idea they put difluoroethane in it in some places. I guess it varies by region what they're allowed to put in there. Using difluoroethane is weird choice considering it's flammable. Anyone have a screenshot of the brand he uses?
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In the US it appears to be mostly difluoroethane or tetrafluoroethane for the non-flammable varieties.
 
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Cobes says he isnt a sicko yet this is his signature look
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It takes real effort to look this creepy and retarded. He fulfills every stereotype of creepy sicko larper.
 
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UncommonParlence said:
His stories are so inconsistent, he actively minimizes his usage and the detrimental effects of duster, and he lies and hides his usage. This seems to indicate active addiction.
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You can just randomly die from duster. It's called "sudden sniffing death." It can happen the first time you do it, or any other time. Nobody knows why yet. It's just sudden cardiac arrest.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Vienna sausages, section 8 spam, chips, and cheese (yes please).

Mica wave for 3-4 minutes, that's good youtooobz!
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i think this is my favorite cobra thing ever, this tiny ass photo of a badass motorcycle flanked by storm clouds. idk where he got it but it rocks. really reminds me of that deluxe hamburger picture justinrpg has

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UncommonParlence said:
And he's apparently doing it a LOT. In moments of candor he's admitted to consuming multiple multiple cans in a day. He's generally been so mum about it and we only get snippets of truth. Ir implies that he's escalating his usage.

When he had just started he was "we all gotta die" and "it's not a competition for how long you live". Then "I'm a beast, duster can't kill me. I know because I've done it and I'm still alive". To now where's it's "I don't do that. I'm trying not to" and "I did 5 cans in one day, everything bad about duster is a lie".
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For some reason I thought duster was Butane gas, which is the preferred canned gas of junkies where I am from. That shit will rot your teeth and your brain.

So basically, Josh is addicted to the canned air you use to clean electronics... This could legit kill the Boglim.
 
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Bogliacci said:
He fulfills every stereotype of creepy sicko larper.
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Umm for those that may or may not be blissfully unaware, actually he looks like a younger, sexier, badboy-er Ozzy Osbourne mixed with Doc Holliday as portrayed by Val Killmore in the motion picture Tombstone, trolls. Cobra's trolls are miserable and pathetic. His trolls are straight up more dysfunctional than his acoholism, and that's not healthy doodt. Cobra would lay naked on top of Ozzy to end sickos. Hell yeah TWU
 
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One thing Im wonddering because of him smoking a burndt vape coil and being lazy as fuck his cig/pipe smoking has gone way down.
 
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Umm for those that may or may not be blissfully unaware, actually he looks like a younger, sexier, badboy-er Ozzy Osbourne mixed with Doc Holliday as portrayed by Val Killmore in the motion picture Tombstone, trolls. Cobra's trolls are miserable and pathetic. His trolls are straight up more dysfunctional than his acoholism, and that's not healthy doodt. Cobra would lay naked on top of Ozzy to end sickos. Hell yeah TWU
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He's actually what you would call a high-functioning alcoholic toobz, thats why he's able to brew his own wine meade
 
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