Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Things Once Remembered]

Another funpost that shows up hidden under specific circumstances:
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Lame ass movie pitches that are just Established Franchise x Thing? Did Sir Robert of the Moving Pictures steal his account? Is he gonna start ranting about Care Bears: Paradise Lost?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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What a stupid statement. Love the "always" in a separate paragraph for dramatic effect. If someone asked piggy for examples, he would mumble something about Hitler and quickly change the topic.

I don't really think LGBTQ people should be hanging out in school libraries unless they're like librarians or teachers or janitors anyway.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

Considering that it is almost October, I made a short and crudely drawn horror comic about your boy.

 

[AnOminous]

Lame ass movie pitches that are just Established Franchise x Thing? Did Sir Robert of the Moving Pictures steal his account? Is he gonna start ranting about Care Bears: Paradise Lost?

Nobody has ever explained this to me.

What possible benefit to children results from having convicted sex offenders doing drag acts in front of them?

What is the positive here? I mean, other than to the sex offenders.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Dan getting in cahoots with Elaine Miller ? What an odd crossover
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Email between Celibate Pedo Hildy and Dan:
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"emperical fact". What a midwit tard its an opinion, and a shitty one at that, that thinking about diddling kids is worse than, say, swiping 5 bucks from a tip jar. If I didn't believe he's a pedo before I certainly do now.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Considering that it is almost October, I made a short and crudely drawn horror comic about your boy.

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Inshallah my nigga Lamar will escape and defeat the great pepperoni evil once and for all, driving off into the sunset after having stolen a nearby poop green rustang.

Semper Fi, artist child.

 

[Dilligaff]

That basketball needle thing bothers me so much because it's so incredibly stupid. I know we talked about it pages and pages ago, but I just... he can't possibly know what a basketball needle actually is, can he? You'd be doing so much damage trying to get it to go through skin! My autism just can't get past this because he's not joking - or is he?

 

[An automatic clown]

Found on the second, fatter forum

 

[SentinentCloud]

Found on the second, fatter forum
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"you have been instructed, many thousands of times"

So Pat is aware of how many times he posts the same anwers to any troll that gets on his back, but he still hopes one day he will fiannly manage to make them actually afraid?

 

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

Didn’t he brag about a girl dying on his watch as a life guard? It was such a weird thing to bring up, but I think he mentioned that CPR failed to revive her to win an argument.

Pat got fired from his lifeguard gig for continually administering "mouth to penis" resuscitation.

That basketball needle thing bothers me so much because it's so incredibly stupid. I know we talked about it pages and pages ago, but I just... he can't possibly know what a basketball needle actually is, can he? You'd be doing so much damage trying to get it to go through skin! My autism just can't get past this because he's not joking - or is he?

I always like to imagine it as some guy just tripping over and lightly grazing his knee and Pat waddling through the crowd with a basketball needle shouting "make way! i'm a medical professional!" only to start gouging into the mans leg like a deranged retard before the horrified onlookers have to physically drag him away from the now severely injured man.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

"you have been instructed, many thousands of times"

So Pat is aware of how many times he posts the same anwers to any troll that gets on his back, but he still hopes one day he will fiannly manage to make them actually afraid?

he should change the copy pasta to "tens of thousands of times" instead of "many thousands" at this point.

 

[Kane Lives]

he should change the copy pasta to "tens of thousands of times" instead of "many thousands" at this point.

With enough years, he could make the million mark. I believe in you, Fatrick!

 

[Meat Target]

Seems like he's still stuck on the, "Sure, pedophiles are bad, but you guys are worse because you're MEAN!" line of argument.
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Hildy deserves a sledgehammer to the testicles for appropriating the name of St. Norm.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

CPR is meant to artificially/manually keep the heart pumping blood and lungs inflated until EMTs can arrive. You can be CPR certified but it doesn't take a med degree to do it. I'm not sure of the failure vs success rate of CPR is (and I have a feeling that would be hard to calculate because its nature) but 90% death rate sounds astronomically high.

I don't think it'd be fair to say Patrick unironically killed 2 people but its so crazy to think that not one but two people got CPR from Pat and then died. Horrifying piece of Pat lore.

I see Patrick as exactly the kind of person who would delay calling actual medical professionals to give himself the greater possibility he could claim he "saved a child's life". I really fucking doubt he performed CPR on two people; and the floss/sports ball needle thing? I don't know what retard he stole that story from but, you can just google what that needle looks like and see why that is impossible. Knowing Patrick, I would maybe see him kneeling down next to while someone else did all the work and calling that "performing CPR" but, I wonder if he was actually in charge of children's safety his priorities could be so fucking skewed I honestly would not trust him to have the children's safety as first priority.

The idea I would seriously doubt him having a child's safety as priority is a testimate to exactly why everyone who talks to him for 3+ minutes, hates him. He is genuine piece of human garbage and not to mention a piss-poor liar. There are many lolcows that are harmless or just jerks, Patrick is astonishingly unlikable and all by his own actions.

The idea this could be used to suture a wound is practically impossible, it's not sharp at all, it's thicker than a horse's syringe and the port for the air is only drilled on one side, you can't pass thread through there, like a sowing needle. And lets not forget there is a 1/4"-3/8" diameter threaded cylinder portion, is fatty actually claiming that was passed through human skin to suture a wound? Even his lies lack creativity.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The idea this could be used to suture a wound is practically impossible, it's not sharp at all, it's thicker than a horse's syringe and the port for the air is only drilled on one side, you can't pass thread through there, like a sowing needle. And lets not forget there is a 1/4"-3/8" diameter threaded cylinder portion, is fatty actually claiming that was passed through human skin to suture a wound? Even his lies lack creativity.

He was trying to be funny. Pat likes to LARP as a comedian, remember? He’s just a really shitty LARPer in addition to everything else he’s shitty at.

Speaking of Eric Hildeman, he definitely cares more about what OnA, KF and other online people think of him than even Pat does. I’m excited to watch him reap the rewards of inserting himself into this shit. Hope the thirsty bitch drowns — but only after an extended, torturous struggle.

 

[Vecr]

The idea this could be used to suture a wound is practically impossible, it's not sharp at all, it's thicker than a horse's syringe and the port for the air is only drilled on one side

Oh wait, I thought he was going on about needle decompression or airway management. Sewing up a wound before getting to a hospital is really weird and probably wasting time outside of wilderness medicine and potentially some very advanced battlefield medicine I don't know about.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Uh oh you guys Fat Rick has declared war on AI.
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Talk about war pigs, cry stalker and let slip the hogs of war. Some engagement that is for 50k followers although more than his usual one or two likes.

Well, pack it in John Conner, give up now Kyle Reese; by entering thr fray General Fatton has just guaranteed that Skynet wins.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Rick jumped into the pool to save a drowning woman and three people on the bleachers drowned

 

[John Andrews Stan]

There are a lot of newcomers ITT and I’d like to be the first to show you all Pat’s most autistic tweets ever. First up, to the parents of a terminally ill child.



Note: Pat had a verified account at that time. He couldn’t even share the spotlight with a dying kid if there was a risk someone didn’t know how important Pat (thought he) was.

Then it was Caitlin’s father’s turn:



HAHAHAHAHA RAPE!!!!




Rhiannon, he’s both.

 

[you're still under oath]

Pat got fired from his lifeguard gig for continually administering "mouth to penis" resuscitation.

Fat fuck probably pulled the ol' lady di on 'em and passed out on the second day of the job. Only thing he's guarding was the case of natty ices that he brought for lunch.

I see Patrick as exactly the kind of person who would delay calling actual medical professionals to give himself the greater possibility he could claim he "saved a child's life".

Wasting everybodys time by explaining calmy to emergency services who he his, how many times he has been swatted, how he has been stalked and harrassed by ice cream vendors and oh, yeah there's an actual emergency, he ran over a child on his way to Hoolie's and spilled his Star Trek themed plastic cup filled with Everclear and lard.
He needs a refill.